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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any film with beloved and talented Canadian television and film actress Sarah Gadon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

      Why do you constantly post her? Get help! Snap out of it!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's a Goddess.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what does sarah poster get out of this? i've always liked her since i watched the moth diaries in 2011, before anyone on Cinemaphile posted about her but i can't imagine constantly spamming her in every thread. that's surely something you would do if you're trying to get someone hated here or trolled on social media

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I love her.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            is that you? create her own threads. don't spam in other threads.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Any film with beloved and talented Canadian television and film actress Sarah Gadon.

    Black

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Multiple times a week when I'm doing work I'll just think "I'm wasting my fricking life, I should get on a plane to Alaska or something and never look back"
    And I never do, because I'm a coward

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      me too, man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bro you if really wanted to do that theres nothing stopping you. Just keep in mind that Alaska is a shithole, and solitude won't have the romance you are envisioning--

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this is the truth about travelling everywhere, if you don't have someone to share the experience with it is fricking miserable

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          traveling alone is actually fun and you can meet people, the issue is permanently moving to a desolate place where you'll likely not find anyone

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >and you can meet people
            I can't.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              IF you're going to any major city open/check a thread on Cinemaphile and you can find someone to hang out with.
              Otherwise just enjoy a drink in a pub or something and even if it's just another loner you'll get the chance to exchange some small talk with people.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I travelled to half a dozen countries alone and always enjoyed it. Try it at least

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            list the countries

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Greece japan szech rep. russia france hungary egypt germany switzerland for at least 1 month each

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Sam Harris?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Effectively. it's his cousin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this movie is "traveling to find yourself" for men that are woman-like. a.k.a. the soft majority of men in the western world. a.k.a. homosexuals, which is you.
      establish roots.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty Baby, Blue Lagoon, Circle Of Two, e-girlta, Leon, Malena, Ferngully, Legend, Neverending Story, The Great Outdoors.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good list.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All the BLACKED scenes but I don't get to frick any of the women. I have to sit on the side and provide moral support for the women and later, drink the cum out of their c**ts and beg for them to let me out of my chastity cage.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Test

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mic check, one two, one two? Mic check, one two, one two!

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The shire. It's fine, someone else was taking care of the Sauron problem

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would you take up with a cute Hobbit wife?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sure, I'm already a hobbit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Works out perfectly then. Godspeed, anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The shire is what I imagine heaven would be like
      tfw you will never have a cute hobbit gf to cook for and snuggle with in your comfy hobbit hole in your village of bros

      frick
      frick
      frick
      frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn are you gonna be pissed when the Scouring happens

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the WHAT?!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      From the cheerleader effect to the ugly effect.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      only decent looking one is third from left fake blonde

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Last life in the universe

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i just wanna be a superhero with cool powers and beat the shit out of villains

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m just imagining an alternate life where I’m happy.
    Also westerns, I’d like to go out and camp in the wilderness. Motocamping would be the best.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My life, I wish I wasn't such a spectator.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      boring

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Helluva Boss.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile is now a cuck board
    sad

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not a film but
    >Seinfled
    >Frasier
    >Cheers

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ah, yes. Half-assed depression fap I'm only doing to pass the time.
    My favourite.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Divine b***hes

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that film where hot girls can't last a day without sucking wiener.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    valerie and her week of wonders

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
    I NEED a Kim Pine gf. I NEED a hurt emotionally damaged gf who acts mean as a self defense mechanism for being hurt even though she doesn't deserve to be hurt because she is very nice and has a heart of gold and she's cute as hell and she has little freckles and she's redheaded and she has a very adorable little nose and she wears cute clothes
    KIM PINE IS BEAUTIFUL AND I WAIFU HER
    NOTE: VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: NOT THE ACTRESS
    I DO NOT GIVE A FLYING FRICK ABOUT THE ACTRESS. I WANT KIM PINE. UNLIKE HALF OF THIS BOARD I FEEL ATTRACTION TO SPECIFIC FICTIONAL CHARACTERS AS OPPOSED TO ACTORS
    seriously i see a lot of people on this board who ''''waifu''''' actresses without any sense of what the word waifu actually means. the people who use it in this way are probably normalgays who can't into being not moronic

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    when I was a kid I fantasized a lot about being inserted into Harry Potter and LotR. I don't do that anymore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      harry potter is comfy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw the years go by and the letter from hogwarts never arrives

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who wouldn't want to live in a vampire hellscape?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw our version of the apocalypse is just gonna be sad people starving to death instead of freaks in mohawks and bdsm gears
    Feels fricking bad, man.

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