post funny film critic sperg meltdowns

remember when David Chen reviewed Licorice Pizza?

> Picture this: You’re watching LICORICE PIZZA. It’s brilliant. Then, early on, a buffoonish character drops an Asian caricature. The (mostly white) audience laughs. And now, you gotta think about that laughter the rest of the film. Sure, the character is clearly depicted as a fool. But did that idea fully register with the audience? Were they laughing because he’s clearly so stupid? Or was maybe a small tiny part of their laughter because hey, now that you mention it, Asians DO look and sound weird! Whatever the case, you’re definitely now wondering about that instead of focusing on the rest of the film’s excellent qualities. Anyway, did you picture it? Because it fricking sucks.

btw I know LP wasn't amazing thats not the point here

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That PRO affix on anyone's username is enough for me to ignore it completely

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      being a review posted on letterboxd is enough for me to ignore it completely

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I once used to prefer letterboxd reviews over IMDB. That was completely moronic. There's nothing better than a person casting out their genuine thoughts and feelings on a film, especially if it's a fairly niche one, out onto the wild net in 2003. You already know that they're not trying hard to convey a persona or get some good boy points. It helps that the userbase is noticeably older as well.

      That's what they call a proper "self-mark".

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    "instinctively as an asian woman who has experienced plenty of microaggressions along these lines... i just instinctively recoiled. I felt it in my gut. it was hard to shake."

    65 minutes of high grade film critic lib seethe

    https://culturallyrelevantshow.com/episodes/the-oscars-the-controversy-over-licorice-pizza

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >microaggressions

      i hate how this is applied to literally every word or action that someone CHOOSES to interpret negatively.

      >they said have a nice day? are they implying that i'm not capable of actually enjoying the day and that it's something i need to consciously perform?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie i9 ait reading that cracka

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      DEADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically this. Imagine posting novels on an imageboard.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone post a youtube clip of the racist scene making fun of asians i need a good laugh

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the top review of Bone Tomahawk, someone got so triggered they apparently quit letterboxd over it lol

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek sounds good that movie ruled gonna listen https://player.fm/series/ear-for-fear/episode-102-bone-tomahawk-2015

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://letterboxd.com/unawarewolf/film/bone-tomahawk/1/
      absolute schizo shit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well yeah, he's an actual diagnosed schizo. And a troony.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of their reviews are even more insufferable tbh senpai, at least that one is about the movie and not about their trip to the grocery store

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        aint no way >1000 people read that. There's got to be some engagement baiting shit going on here

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >close to 10k followers
          Not unlikely that 1/10th of their followers blindly like everything that comes across their feed. I like most of reviews I see on my feed as long as I've actually seen the movie and there isn't a huge disparity between my view and theirs. That said I only follow around 70 people, maybe a few dozen of which actually write reviews and they only write a couple reasonably sized paragraphs at most

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is a guy on psychedelics who has been coached.
        no one goes from "haha violence is cool" to "omg i'm so embarassed about ever liking masculinity".
        someone (likely the psychedelic supplier) MK ultra'd this poor fool.
        you can really tell from the run on sentences and vivid imagery.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He still gave it a good rating though

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats just mood with all pta movies

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >slanted eyes mutts
    lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to have a crush on a half white half Asian girl who looked like the left one. Are there any Asians that have never had plastic surgery that actually look like that?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        hapas only - but your kids will still have slanted eyes coz of genetics

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me but I'm a dude. Also as I get older my eyelids are getting fat and droopy so I'll end up like the right pic eventually

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit what an insecure homosexual. Accents are both real and often funny sounding. When I was in Germany I had several people laugh at my accent when I spoke German because to them I sounded sort of like a German toddler. Big whoop, they were right and it sounded funny so they laughed. People like this reviewer are honestly pathetic.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not what happened. There's a guy in the movie who believes he is communicating with Japanese people by speaking English in a exaggerated comical Japanese accent. It makes no sense and it's like something from Austin Powers. Or it's like something you think of and crack yourself up and shitpost on the internet, but this is an auteur director so he gets to put it in his movie

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Bane posted cringe?

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched Liquorice Pizza but I don’t remember that scene at all

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This one made me chuckle. Do you like Chris Hemsworth, bros?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a KWAB if I've ever seen one. Hope he got his life together after this.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not fricking real. Nothing on reddit is real. Or do you believe the shit people post here as well?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just know this girl looks like Caroline Ellison

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oy yoy yoy me no rikey!

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek what a shitty whiny sperg

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wasn't amazing
    It's one of the worst films I have ever seen

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asians are so annoying, you own like 3/4 of the fricking planet and almost all of its dogshit then you come over here to the remaining 1/4 of it where you aren't in charge of literally everything and you write annoying dogshit about whites and "imperialism" and capitalism and other dumb gay shit for morons and then you demand everyone suck your dick for it. Shut the frick up and go back.

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