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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GUYS, I MEAN.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too late

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lucky

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        When she got home, I'd just butt frick her and say "Oops! I thought you meant you wanted me in you with no lube!"

        Steven could get away with it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Only if he pins her down and rips a hole in her stockings to do so

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now I want to see PD fricking Sadie while Lars and Reynaldo watch, aghast in their cuckholdry

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who is this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A who of a who. Basically the lesser half of that Nancy FOTM jackiegay keeps pushing. Expect to see them in Ms. Cinemaphile in some capacity, if that still exists.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Okay but like what’s her name

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shoulda been a trifecta of Connie, Steven, and Peedee.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Excellent Choice Anon! Smoke Embers-Gray is a perfect girl for Steven!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ukrainian israelite steven universe married with children to a collapsing world trade center tower who is also israeli? After all these years this site still surprises me sometimes. Well done.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically her

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Susan Boyle.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Yentl looks like Becky
      What did Trey mean by this?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would Miko really date Steven?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She would go on a pity date as a favor to her friend

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Steven and her are both fat asses so maybe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        One is a fat ass and one has a fat ass. Clear difference.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          True. I think she would laugh if Steven tried to ask her out

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes and she would call him a gay too.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What if Steven kept trying to date her?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She would humiliate him in public

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    rs is a coward for not giving peedee the canon crush on steven he definitely had

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No one would date a whinny little b***h like Steven

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In real life, almost no girl would want to date a whiny, chubby, emotional beta

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But he is literally Jesus space emperor.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fine he would get a weird girl then

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Marcy and Steven being an Couple could Actually be interesting to watch

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Only if they use each other as a way to escape each other’s problems.
            And Sasha shittalks Steven a lot

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Marcy and Steven being an Couple could Actually be interesting to watch

              >Did he think he would get free Chinese food if he dated you, Mar-Mar?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Lmao imagine the Relationship in the Nutshell

              Marcy Wu
              >Marcy being an loner and neglected all her life
              >Even her “friends” bully her and forgot her Interest
              >Will be an Affected Steven life like a Leeches who don’t want to be Alone
              Steven Universe
              >Anxiety teen who have his mother problems to solve
              >Have solve everyone problem now including Marcy loneliness
              >Angry pink formed basically Teen with anger issues and will hit everything including Marcy

              This is gonna be a messy relationship, fellow anon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They would just end up running away together to get married too young in an abusive marriage that results in Marcy getting punched anytime she sets Steven off

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Steven actually leave Beach City at the age of 16 while Marcy leaving LA to other state at the Age of 13.

                So they could actually meet each other

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Instead of Oregon and Washington, SU merges them along with NorCal into the singular state of Cascadia

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Turns out separating two unstable teenagers from their support groups so soon after a bad experience is bad. Steven would love to comfort her

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Marcy and Steven ending up in an abusive relationship isn't even a reach
                >Marcy is the exact kind of person who would end up a battered wife and wife beating is in Stevens blood

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Marcy and Steven in an Abusive Relationship is honestly actually Depressed and just all around Sad

                >They both are unstable teens who have deals with Traumatizing event
                >They didn’t want this but Move to an Places that Unfamiliar
                >No support groups to Allies to talk and experience with
                >The Loneliness peoples hang out with each other to escaping their problems
                >Steven have no Education or Real jobs to work towards
                >Marcy is an Intelligent yet naïve girl who want to somebody to love with
                >Steven unstable mental breakdown and Marcy naively will be an Disaster on to itself
                >If they did ever old enough to get Marriage then They forever to ties each other to an Endless of Darkness and Saddest sea to drown together
                >Honestly I hope that it just an Teen relationship so they can move on and loved an good partner instead of each other
                >Let’s hope they wouldn’t be as Bad as Clay and Bloberta or Beatrice and Butterscotch

                They will be Saddest and Abusive couple in Crossover shipping

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just want them to move back together to LA after marriage so Anne and Sasha would have an awkward dinner with the married couple

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anne is likely pretend to be Happy and Polite while Dying inside to not marrying Marcy.

                Sasha might be an little suspicious with the “Happy Marriage Couple” especially with Marcy shyness being more frequent and scared.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anne is mainly heartbroken while at their shoddy little apartment for dinner. Sasha is the only one seeing Marcy tense up whenever Steven raises his voice or when he grabs her arm.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's not the worst thing about it to be honest since Steven can heal her or bring her back to life

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That would happen after their first fight when she talks about moving back in with her parents

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Marcy also Kinda become immortal after their First fight.
                Meaning that Marcy live no longer her parents, but her friends, people she knows etc. She literally Would have to see her friends to die in old age while She not even be looks at her 30s.

                Steven is the only person that Marcy will still be alive as she get older, She get Slower as she aging with Steven

                This is honestly sad

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                As long as he has his wife he can abuse he’ll be happy. I just wanna see her get knocked up

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Would she keep forgiving him after sex?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes but only he cums during it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine the baby

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bojack horseman level of Trauma

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He just hides under his covers when Steven hits Marcy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He will likely hate the Color pink and yellow star

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh totally, the one upside is he may get residual gem powers either from his mom or dad. He could save his mom one day

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Their kid is Brightburn?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                With a mixture of Elliot Roger since you know, Hapa

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think Mo of Homelander but a Creepy positives attitude

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Marcy is too far gone to be safe from Steven.

                Stockholm Syndrome will affect Marcy so much that she think he needs him and will never leave her son.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She doesn’t want to leave him without a father. I think there would be some moments of positive love but just mainly defined by the worst moments

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly anon you could make a Fanfics or at least an Greentext story about the Marcy Steven things

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Ow…….
                >M-Marcy?
                >It-it hurts…..
                >I-I’m sorry! I’m sorry Mar-Mar!
                >I-I can’t breathe! I can’t breathe! Please!
                >I-it’s okay, just come here. Marcy, I said come here
                >Le-lemme
                >Just come here Marcy! J-just come here. There we go. Good girl. Just let me kiss it better.
                >Y-you…
                >It’s me, Marcy. I’m here for you.
                >Y-you didn’t have to hit me s-so hard. It felt like I couldn’t- I couldn’t even…..
                >I’m sorry. You were just- just. You made me mad, alright? I work hard alright? For you and me. And I find you playing video games and leaving the dishes in the sink?
                >I…. just get distracted sometimes. But you still di-
                >You didn’t even make dinner. All I want is a hot meal when I come home and you can’t even do that? What’s wrong with you?!
                >I’m sorry! Alright? I’m sorry! Please don’t be mad at me again. Please?
                >I’m sorry. Again for yelling, Marcy. You know I am.
                >It’s okay.
                >W-we cpuld watch that fantasy movie if you want. Just you and me? I-I’ll even make popcorn for both of us.
                >….. Really?
                >Yeah, Mar-Mar. you’re my wife. It’s just, my mom left me with a lot of issues and
                >I-It’s okay, Steven. You were just hurt. I’ve been hurt too.
                >I know and I promise it won’t happen again. I know I’ve said it before but I mean it this time.
                >I know you do. C-can we watch the movie now?
                >Oh sure! I’ll get started on the popcorn, you start it. Love you, Marcy!
                >Marcy?
                >I said I love you. Are you going to answer me back?
                >Y-yeah. L-love you too Steven.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit you actually did it you fricking MadLad!

                I’m impressed, anon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks. I picture it as a lot of hurting combined with love bombardment afterwards and cuddling. Because even if he hits her, Steven can’t really resist cozying up with this.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is going to be my first attempt at an Greentext, Anon so hope your enjoy
                >be Marcy Wu
                >Lonely Taiwanese who intelligent yet naively girl
                >Still have some Trauma about Amphibia that affects you especially the Core
                >Have to say goodbye with your longtime friends
                >You deleted your friends phone numbers because You probably wouldn’t see them again
                >Move to an Places that unfamiliar to her
                >Move to an One of the state’s of the Midwest
                >still with your family because you’re 13 duh
                >You aren’t Comfortable about the Moved there but you manage
                >Still have no one besides your Workaholic family to befriend and have fun with
                >You set at the Porch see everyone go by
                >You bored with this shit and hated being alone
                >Until you notice Someone
                >A Older boy who have an pink jacket and an Yellow star shirt
                >You think this boy is cool and handsome
                >You run over to him and introduce yourself
                >His name is Steven and he seems Cool
                >You made an friend In this Shithole of an Midwest Cities
                >You and Steven started to hang out in parks, restaurants and Theaters
                >You are happy with someone that tolerance and even loved you …. As an Friend of course
                >You become best friend with Steven and in the months that followed become even closer
                >Steven meets your family but they think he just an homeless stupid lazy boy
                >You are pissed off with them
                >”Why would you do that with my Only friend I made in here” you said to yourself
                >You pushed your family with this “Friend” you like so much
                >You and Steven grown up with an Friendship for nearly 6 Beautiful years
                >It’s might even matches to your Friendship with Anne and Sasha back in LA
                >Your “friendship” with Steven turned into something different
                >You finally finds Him
                >Finally found the person that going to Spends the rest of your life
                >Person that charismatic, funny and Sweet as an Angels
                >Sure he might be a bit Crazy and Corky sometimes
                >But you will fixed him and you will be Happy with

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Tgis was a fun little read. I love how it started out with Marcy not having a romantic interest in Steven and it evolving. Also love her family rightly calling him a homeless as well as Marcy devoted to fixing him. I like to think he convinced her to dropout and it’s why she’s a webcomic artist when she meets Sasha

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you I making the second
                Part to this, anon

                So wait patiently pls

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I gladly well Marcy x Steven anon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You and Steven goes hang out in the Parks as usual with each other
                >Steven said something that makes you happy even move
                >”Marcy, do you want to be Married”
                >Your world just got more Colorful and more Brighter as it’s never before
                >”YES YES YES A MILLIONS TIMES YES!!!”
                >Steven and You never feels so happy before
                >You and Steven are now planning to have a wedding go away from the Suburban crap
                >You are going to be Marcy Universe soon
                >You excitedly tell your family about it
                >They …….they …….. T-they …….Refused to Wedding and even refused you to go seek Steven again
                >Wait What!?
                >They talk with you about Instead married a Businessman that her dad interest to Helps his work in the Company
                >No no no ..no.no No…NO..No NO NO NO NO!!!
                >You’re family betrayed you many times
                >But this is the Last time that your Family ruined your life
                >They taken away your Home, they taken away your Friends and Now they taking your Special someone from YOU!
                >You will too cowardly and spineless that step over for the last time
                >THIS IS NOT HAPPENING AGAIN!!!
                >You runs to Room
                >You go to bed and just Cry as you never before Since you leaving your Friends from LA
                >Your remember the fun times with Anne and Sasha, saving Amphibia and Now with Steven flashing before your mind
                >You cried like you never before
                >”THIS NOT FAIR!!” Angrily
                >”This… j-just not..fair” softly
                >Just feels the comfy in your bed and sad about the Simulation
                >You sat there for seems like forever in bed
                >You thought about something until your Mental Breakdown
                >If they want Strip away from me for the Final time
                >I will straw away from them for the Final time
                >You late until the Dead of Night
                >You slowly and creep up from Bed
                >And started to pack your stuff/belongings in Packages
                >You nearly got All your stuffs until
                >Your dad see you
                >”M-Marcy”
                >Rush to the door
                >”MARCY WAIT!”
                >Rush to Outside
                >See Your Car
                >RUN MARCY RUN!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yesssss
                Loving it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It will continue but I need to rest to Complete this Story, anon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Alright then. Have a good night’s sleep Anon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Here some songs I use when I write the Marcy Greentext story, Fellow anon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Good shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cute Marcy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine the sex though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >weird girls

          nah girls want to live the princess life. they would jump on when get the chance.

          they don't care if the prince is ugly they want to live like a toy

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop before you summon them

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did Becky say Steven is bi?
    I know his moms are lesbians, but isn't he straight?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably in an interview

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Steven's just gonna come home in 40 years looking exactly the same and the first person he'll see is Connie, and he'll assume she's her mom

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jackie would date anyone if they asked. She didn’t even think much of Marco before he confessed to her and then she automatically was all for dating him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but would she give Steven a second date is the real question

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I could see them being a decent couple until she gets tired of the bum living in a van

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pitydates don't count!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why not? Steven could use a pity date

          • 2 years ago
            Revolutionary

            he has all of homeworld that he can go rawdog anytime he wants

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah but Jackie is hot

              • 2 years ago
                Revolutionary
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Steven is ultimately a teenage boy, he is going to go for a Californian bombshell who accepts his fat ass asking her out

              • 2 years ago
                Revolutionary

                so Greg will have TWO kids

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Like having Jackie as a daughter in law? Maybe. If she can get past his fat

              • 2 years ago
                Revolutionary

                no you misunderstand

                there was zero DNA for Rose Quartz to contribute to Steven

                he is an exact genetic clone of Greg

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why would he have two kids then

              • 2 years ago
                Revolutionary

                greg has one kid-clone, steven

                steven has one kid, it's actually greg's kid

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Weird as hell. But either way I do like the idea of Steven breeding Jackie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jackie would date anyone if they asked. She didn’t even think much of Marco before he confessed to her and then she automatically was all for dating him.

      Wouldn’t Eclipsa make more sense. She fricks monsters

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of shit parent names their kid "Peedee"? Like holy frick, man.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who is it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mahuupuu, basically some pedo artist

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would Odalia approve

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        HELL NO!
        >Steven literally too unstable to date her daughter
        >Literally have a Form to destroy everything in his path
        >Literally will be an Dangerous boy will attack her daughter and basically everything he sees eyes pond

        At least Luz is normal and just an weird kid unlike Steven

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Amity would want the hits

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Implying she would have a choice at that point

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stevidot is OTP and all of you are homosexuals for disagreeing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Spinel should date me [spoioler]

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chad move

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >when she figures out he has a thing for bimbos
      >when she also has a thing for bimbos

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hot

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what if Steven shapeshifted a six foot murderwiener but since his body fluids heal whatever they touch instantly you can never die from hemmorhaging

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Miko would still say he has a small dick

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Steven should've cucked Connie with Kevin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That’s gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nah, Kevin's a powerbottom

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He said on a Yugoslavian homosexual dating forum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kevin would have been better if he was a female character and Stevonnie didn't exist.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Disagreed because the idea of a playboy/frickboi getting their attitude corrected by being turned into a wiener hungry homosexual is too good to pass up

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That’s just really gay

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Alpha b***h?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We’ve experimented with similar characters via au ocs

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That looks like shit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Frick off, you can’t draw for shit

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              There are better pics too though I don’t really care much about the entire quality as long as we’re all having fun

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Eugh, that looks worse

                Frick off, you can’t draw for shit

                Dilate

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough, though isdc

                Does he frick her?

                Such topics make me uneasy. It’s a Makima like situation so you can decide

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I hope she trains Steven to be a shonen character

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She’s having him fight a group of equality manipulated superhuman kids with trauma

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Perfect, he will have to beat them in order to go on a date with her.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Vice Versa also applies if any can beat Steven.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It’s why he tries so hard. He does tw ant to lose her the status of being her hero especially when she starts talking about how good looking the one who is currently beating him in to trigger him into winning

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Worst part of he’s too blinded by her manipulations to realize that the others are just like him.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He’s just the strongest one so far. But he doesn’t care as long as his mommy gf feeds him love

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I suppose that’s true. The relationship is just incredibly messed up given how it works, it’s like conditioning child soldiers or fighting pitbulls to attack in exchange for the bare minimum.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She has to keep her champion fighter entertained. Even if it is by letting him parade her around as his girlfriend and constant affection

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Good thing her husband doesn’t care.
                The others might jump Steven though

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They can try but ultimately he wants to keep his status and will just end up winning again. Either way, Valentina will just have him heal them before saying he was a bad boy who couldn’t play nice.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oof, poor guys. All of them stuck in a similar bad situation. Except they may have it a bit worse than Steven.

                Imagine their child

                Valentina is historically a terrible mother. Her daughter is emotionally messed up, underweight and regularly starving despite being rich

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Absolutely. Ever since Steven showed up he’s been the one with the monopoly of one on one time with Valentina. Before the winners had kept switching up. Now he’s walking around like she’s his wife

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw Steven accidentally creates his own rogues gallery of emotionally starved starved super teenagers

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Every day he is just one loss away from losing his mommy gf
                No wonder he trained so hard. To add insult to injury he’s always so touchy with Valentina

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Indeed. And the spite only grows stronger over time as they see him with her

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He’s basically been coddled ever since he arrived at the facility, it builds up resentment. They sleep in cabins, she sleeps in her bed, they get disappointed looks, he gets her fake smiles. The hate has become mutual at this point. Steven has grown to only enjoying being around Valentina and being irritable whenever he has to be separated from her and can’t talk to her

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Indeed, and it becomes worse when you consider that not all supers are born. Some are made via chemical alteration at a young age, or augmentations, or accidents or etc.
                point is that Steven felt trauma, but many of them experienced similar trauma with no support network

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They probably get even more annoyed when they find out his dad and caretakers are perfectly willing to talk to him and care about him, he’s just become too much of mama’s boy and is loyal to Valentina. They only had her and he took her away from them. It bothers the boys and girls especially when he caressed into her. Classic special shonen protag

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Every protagonist needs enemies that can be fought into possible allies. And who knows. Maybe they’ll bond if they ever break free.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt it but it’s a possibility. For now Steven is essentially fighting to keep his gilrfriend. What powers do his rivals have?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly we never worked it out, we only really worked on the independent supers like Ash, Blanche, and the blue esper guy
                I remember there being one post suggesting that two were psychokinesis users, at least one was an esper, and there was one fire starter who could make ice via heat extraction, and one with speed through fire jets.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I could see there being like a wide array of people. Some pyros, a gorilla man, a multiplying guy, just some variety outside the main groups

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                True. We really gotta figure out a power system for his powers work beyond some being mutations and some being from space. This Saturday we can make more characters and I promise not to stop people from making their favorite fictional bfs/gfs

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I was thinking it to be similar to like OP’s power system where you have all these rigid groups with strict conditions and having one other group like mutants or parahumans where it’s anyone’s guess between what you get.
                And cool regarding that spoiler

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah I was thinking it to be similar to like OP’s power system
                Uhhh, which OP are you referring to? Because my first thought was One Piece which Sugar is coincidentally a fan of. And if it is like One Piece we should probably introduce a kryptonite/sea stone equivalent

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                One Piece. Like you got Logias and Zoans who are pretty rigid in their definitions, like Espers, Pyros, and Psychics. But Paramecias are always wild cards that can vary between making people into toys and wiping them from everyone’s memories being able to cause earthquakes and tremors to being able to survive being chopped up and so on which I think could have a similar concept with Mutants

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that’s fair. Though I feel like the wild cards would be better with a different origin than simply mutants gives the rules of SU.
                Maybe descendants of hybrids or experiments. Or splicers like a cross between spectacular Spider-Man and Bioshock

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I mean yeah I could see experiments working out that way. Gem scientistMs experiments were initially written off as failures until it was noted over time that the effects of the mutations needed to build up over time. It went from more ancient people around the first Gem war on Earth being able to have slightly than average longer nails to having modern descendants able to create giant claws

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that could be pretty cool. And jungle moon showed that gems like to copy the traits of creatures they encounter, so a lot of those powers probably came from other alien species but mostly animals.
                Could be the in universe inspiration behind werewolves, vampires, Oni, and other myths.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah you can do a lot with the myths. I could see having weather control passed down from ancestors who posed as Gods. You could have your werebeasts, even super speed ones

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I like the semi mythical theme. Could also add an element of horror to how the crystal gems discuss how they used to fight monsters even during the war.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Most of the more monstrous ones at the start died out and were prevented from passing down their genes. Key word being most. You have bordering on Kaiju ones being born in remote locations as their only way of survival

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. I could see some older ones being cool OPM styled creatures. Some were never even human and some similar to generator Rex EVOs.
                Also obligated to make a frozen caveman with a hibernation ability for a I’m sure glad he’s on there joke

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I would throw in an AOT one here or there

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >devil trips confirm
                There are giant mutated humans locked away somewhere near the kindergarten. Unkillable due to a healing factor, and savage in their madness

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I would like to see Stella encounter those. Or even Valentina using them as training practice for her team

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Doc Turner (male) is working on a project in the Arctic. Would be cool if he unveiled them all at once.
                Especially if Stella manages to enrage one one eyed one by shouting “Nobody is here!”

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That would be fun for Stella. I like to think she calls him a cuck to his face before engaging his Titan.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Given how monstrous giant cannibals are, I genuinely wonder how much Steven can be pushed before he goes back to heroism.
                It maybe he’s gonna remain a hero bound in part by simpery like Shinji while Stella doesn’t understand in contrast.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh he’s going to be bound in simpery. He knows it’s wrong but he loves Valentina and he just knows she loves him.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And given how Connie accidentally hurt him, he’s likely to cling to her.
                Meanwhile Carol is starving again.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Steven might not care about Connie at this point. He just sees her as a mistake he almost made until he and Valentina found each other.
                Carol’s definitely starving. Her mom didn’t have to send pictures of the food she was eating on her date with Steven but she did so anyway. The worst offender was the chocolate lava cake she took one bite of before posting a picture of it being disposed of

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Connie is probably putting everything into her training now. Because if she can’t earn him back, she can at least beat him or be an asset to the gems.
                And Stella is confused when Carol cries on her shoulder in happiness at the offer of sharing dinner.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I do like the idea of Steven making the choice between his old love and his new “love”. I think he would end up crying if he had to hurt her but do it anyways.
                Poor Carol there. She’s gonna end up surprised when she’s given a whole plate of food for once in her life instead of her mom’s leftovers

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. Steven really is in a rough spot post future. And it’s no wonder why Carol treats Stella so well as an alpha Stacy (‘s mom lol) mean girl. Stella treats her so well.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I’m sure he’ll be comforted by Valentina watching a dogcopter movie with him as he wonders if he can ever go back home.
                Carol definitely has it worse though, but it’s why Stella looks after her

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Indeed. Also thanks for making me picture an SU version of the Makima watching shitty movies scene.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Valentina is starting to seriously wonder if even she can fix Steven’s shit taste.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Unfortunately, no. Not even her borderline brainwashing hypnotherapy techniques can fix Steven’s shit taste in films.
                It’s etched into his soul.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                At least she can distract him halfway through the movie with her body and turn it off. Even if he is as eager as a teenager always is

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I suppose she could, but he would still want to talk about it.
                Luckily he does have a couple good book tastes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Like most couples, or at least women manipulating boys into doing what she wants they might pick up things from each other. He picks up an interest in classic books, she gets into anime

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She probably relates to the villains most. And sometimes cosplays to show up Carol.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah she’s definitely going to tell Carol to eat shit with it. She switches between good hot moms and evil ones. And of course Makima

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It’s hilarious how blatant she is without getting caught. Like she is leaving constant clues for fun.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh she’s almost totally transparent. But Steven is being guided by the fella in his pants when he deals with her

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That’s what makes her such a fun villain, and honestly a perfect SU future villain. She’s someone who manipulates his tendency to give everyone another chance.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She also manipulates his desire to be loved that no one else ever figured out along with realizing she needs to snatch him as soon as she could

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Indeed. I also loved how Carol and her family we’re always a reversal of Connie’s family. So of course they’re a perfect toxic trap for Steven.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I could see Steven awkwardly trying to be a kind of dad for Carol once he learns more about Valentina. Only for her to be mortified

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Carol has to deal with Dadven who also ignores her
                >takes it out on some poor nerds at school like a proper alpha b***h

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Forces to put in earmuffs at night to deal with the bed constantly squeaking when she is trying to sleep
                >Ends up catching Steven on top of her mom one day when she comes home
                >Nicest thing Steven ever did was let her eat ice cream only for her mom to call her fatass when she saw the wrapper

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Steven’s antics directly correlate to how b***hy she is
                >when he’s not around she gets noticeably nicer
                >Stella asks what’s wrong but she refuses to say.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Rightfully pissed when she finds out Valentina and Steven first hooked up while he was fat while she was forced to survive on almost literal crumbs
                >Ends up going on a fat shaming rampage at school that reaches even the teachers
                >Cries even more than usual when Stella offers her a bit of her sandwich

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >eventually manages to piss off a nerd and gets punched
                >despite being athletic, her underweight status still means she folds like paper.
                >begs to stay at Stella’s to avoid her mom

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Stella has to be the one to pick up Carol’s stuff for a weekend sleepover
                >Opens the door to find Steven’s balls shaking as he plows into Valentina
                >They didn’t know Carol was spending the night somewhere else they just didn’t care
                >The two traumatized girls end up holding each other the whole night through

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Stella finally understands why Carol is such an alpha b***h
                >doesn’t fully bully but makes a few rude comments the next day to vent
                >specifically targets people who look like Steven

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The fatties at Carol’s school are gonna suffer. Especially when Stella and Carol start playing the tuba behind them

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Things might change if Steven is around to parent with her

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >we're
                peteroncouchwithremote.jpg

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I like Valentina

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The mommy therapist?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The mommy therapist?

              Here you go

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Does he frick her?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine their child

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish the show had more Peedee.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His actor was sick a lot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying
        The dude’s views did not fit the Crewniverse

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          sick

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          oh? his views didn't match the israeliteess who drew porn of ed, edd n eddy?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >drawing porn of EE&E is bad because... it just is ok
            kys tourist

            • 2 years ago
              Revolutionary

              >tourist

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Details?? First I ever heard of this

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Super Christian

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who is this semen demon?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I only know the name of the artist who drew her.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Looks good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think she has a name. IIRC that's just a book of furry girl pinups by several artists and... that's it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Would Steven date a furry girl?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Terra maybe but Toph would just make fat jokes

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, Adult Marcy is married to him?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, I am
      Try to keep up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cute pairing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tfw Anne and Connie crying in the corner

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Connie’s reaction would be pretty not great. I think the first thing Steven would do is take Marcy home to show off his new wife and spite Connie

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine Anne reaction to Marcy getting married to Steven

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              A lot of concern in all honesty. Especially finding out they were only dating a couple of months before Steven popped the question and Marcy said yes. I think Steven would be mostly a good boyfriend at first. It’s only a few months into the marriage he starts getting more controlling. For now Anne just sees him as Marcy’s chubby hubby that she’s subconsciously jealous of

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anne when she find out that Marcy got Married and now is engaged to someone else

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She could try confronting Steven with Sasha but she’s going to be surprised at his Diamond strength

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine the interaction between them

                You could make that into a green text story, anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who makes this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The watermark is right there dumb-dumb
        you might want to enjoy her stuff while you can, because she's stated that the Russo-Ukranian war might end up getting her killed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh god. I’ll pray for her.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=toofygoru

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nice

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    Anonymous
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