>Dale remakes his old pseudonym to 'Rusty Shackles' for his YT persona and has his icon just his glasses and cigs using his personal voice changer to keep his anonymity.
>Dale gets invited onto Info Wars and Hank has to stop him
"Hank I know alex jhones game, I have read each and every bit of his life's story and I am here to tell him that book hes read back in collage is a government psyop to make us think we're close to the REAL truth."
"Damnit dale your going to get bricks thrown atchya by these an-teefa fellas."
"With what money? I check soro's money stash and I know for a fact the only thing they'll throw is starbucks cups"
"-exasperated sigh- gad dang it dale you and I both know they don't even leave there parents house but think of your wife, do you even know they've doxed her?"
"GEK! -looks at the studio door then at the crowd- If there is one thing I will not stand is government payed brown-shirts threatening my wife. Hank? you got the chain cutters?"
"Shh, not so loud, ill get the truck."
-proceed to show aftermath of hank and dale driving off with antifa's bikes.-
>Dale accidentally becomes the face of a fringe political movement when some local college kids overhear one of his rants
>a bunch of liberal leaning activists latch onto Dale's anti government rants >they think he is a true genius revolutionary >Dale is ecstatic and braggadocios to the guys about how he is appreciated for his insight >Hank calls him a dumbass and says the activists are idiots that don't even have a real goal, they just want chaos >Dale gets dragged to a protest >things go south quickly as he realizes they plan on destroying buildings and punching police >Hank and co drive in and grab him, taking him back to Arlen >Dale makes an observation that "those guys are crazy nutjobs!" >Hank just shakes his head at him
Have they not done an episode about bill getting addicted to camprostitutes? Surprising if not because it's something that would've been relevant enough around the time the show was still on air.
>"Dang it, Bill, I told you that you don't need to spend money on... exotic ladies." >"*gasp* I'll have you know that Anilissa is no exotic lady!" >"Bill, she's a cartoon!" >"But ya don't understand Hank! When it's red she reads my message! She even says my name! ...It's like she's talkin' to me."
Mr Strickland dies but due to a mistake on the will, Bobby ends up as the owner of Strickland propane.
Bobby actually does his best to keep the business going, but Hank grows Jealous about his son not putting in the work like he did.
thats a really good idea except i think it would be better if bobby as CEO actually does new age marketing/company stuff (Making everyone start a twitter/facebook, go to more conventions, start making most of the stuff they use environmentally friendly ,spread their coverage range outside of arlen/texas) to make the company grow and hank dosent like most of the stuff bobby does because its not the oldschool way of doing things. so hank has to fake a company Scandal to try and out bobby as the owner.
>Goddang it Bobby! Who is that strange woman on your screen? >She's a streamer, dad. I pay her donations for her to say my name. >But why does she need to do that in a kiddy pool in a bikini?
>Bill discovers his fetish for cannibalism and eats Peggy >Luanne is attacked by the soul of Buckley when he possesses a propane tank, eventually growing to become the Arlen propane monster >Bobby becomes a Mario 64 speedrunner >Two-parter special about aliens taking over Arlen, Hank challenges their master chef to a grill off
IDK I think bobby needs to move back to Arlen with his wife and become Connies neighbor. Bobbys wife is a lot like Peggy and in the second season she divorces him after thinking he is cheating on her with connie (Even though they aren't)
I like that idea as well, doing the same kind of show, but adding the dynamic of also being single parent/divorced is honestly a pretty relevant modern addition. DFW is only something like an hour away from the real Arlen, so it's enough for Bobby, and family, to see his parents regularly. I feel like having Bobby be a boomrang kid would be too depressing a premise
Bobby being successful but unhappy having given up things, moving back to Arlen could work. A lot of people could relate to the idea of unlimited potential coming crashing down, and now making do.
both of these ideas are working on the assumption that any KOTH revival is going to need at least something of a time skip attached(primarily to write out Luanne & Lucky), in this case enough of one that Bobby is now in High School;
>Idea 1
Connie gets a visit from the "Titty Fairy", a very generous one at that, she basically goes practically overnight from flat to noticeably larger in bust than pretty much every other female character on the show, in the end returning character Tammi Duvall* gives her a pep talk about her new figure and helps her find a new look to go with it
*originally I was going to use Luanne for this role, but realized that we'd have to write out Luanne due to what happened to her VA, I'm basically bringing Tammi back and making her a permanent cast member to fill the Young Adult Woman role in the cast that Luanne used to fill
>Idea 2
Tid Pao returns to Arlen after managing to sweet talk Kahn into letting her come back, initially she and Bobby are mutually not wanting anything to do with each other, however not long after she ends up seeing Bobby naked(exact reason still uncertain) and discovers something; Bobby is hung like a horse, now she's determined to make Bobby hers no matter what, bringing her into new conflict with Connie as she and Bobby have recently gotten back together as boyfriend and girlfriend
in the end Connie and Tid Pao come to an agreement to share Bobby
>Why are KOTH always so horny
eh the first idea is barely horny at all, indeed I mostly went with the idea of Connie ending up with huge boobs because I thought it'd make for some good gags and character development, as for the second idea, yeah there is a bit of horny but excise the spoilered parts(and swap out the "Tid Pao sees Bobby naked" bit for something else) and you'd have a pretty standard love triangle plot
>in the end Connie and Tid Pao come to an agreement to share Bobby
I have vague recollections of reading a comic where Tid Pao takes Connie out to the woods where they prostitute themselves out to Bill and he fricks them both unconscious. Or maybe it was one of Bobby's former girlfriends instead of Connie? I don't remember.
I don't think that would work as an episode of the reboot, though.
I remember the panel where Tid Pao was laughing, but she was laughing with the party girl who had irresponsible parents from the boy band episode (Brittany?).
Everybody switches to electric powered shit so propane sales plummet, causing Hank his job.
Peggy manages to bring in money by starting a somehow very succesful onlyfans.
>I dunno Peggy, i'm and old skool kinda guy who's just not comfortable with his wife being naked on the Internets for everybody to ogle at. >oh but not everybody can see me naked Hank. >They cant? >oh no, its only for fans! >unca Hank, i think its very brave what aunt peggy is doing! >yeah, uh.. i eh.. guess so. But only until people realize that you cant cook a proper burger on an electric powered BBQ, and they'll start buying propane again! >I promise Hank, now if you'll excuse me i gotta do a photoshoot in this tiny American flag bikini. >yeah! You show them fans how patriotic you are peggy!
Ignoring the out of character onlyfans thing (this exact plot was done with feet videos in the show and the characters did not react this way), why is Hank losing his job? Did the whole branch go under? That's the only way I can see that working since he's the glue that keeps the company together.
This is the best course of action. We get to see Bobby at the forefront, with Hank and Peggy in the background as two crazy old people who can't keep up.
Hank finally gets his wish to visit Indiana. He tours Amish country and is greatly impressed with their self reliance, and even gets to help raise a barn. Everyone else is bored out of their minds.
Then a massive power outage happens and it's up to Hank and the Amish to help out and everyone else starts to learn to work and have fun without current technology.
Hank would probably be impressed at first and happy that Bobby was finally getting exercise, work experience, and a purpose. Then he would slowly realize how fricked up Amish culture is and become concerned about getting his family out of there as soon as possible.
>Bobby starts a parasocial relationship with a Tiktokker after a shout out begins to think he's in love and follows her on all the social site bullshit >Hank doesn't get it, at first he thinks it's some kind of weird online dating thing and eventually realizes it's a one sided thing >Bobby goes to a meet up to finally begin their relationship in Ernest >When Bobby gets there he sees a million other guys just like him and his fantasy comes crashing down and leaves the meet up before the e-girl even shows >Hank is there to talk to Bobby about what just happened outside the venue, typical "I'm proud of you son schtick" >Final scene is Bobby running into the E-girl while she's out of character >They have a nice chat while not bringing up any of the streaming shit like a couple of normal people >Whistful Guitar strums, fade to black
>Bobby gets sued for an offensive joke >protests, petitions, public outcry for Bobby's head >lawyers come out of the wood work to defend him and prosecute him >finally a judge asks to hear the joke >"due to the sensitive nature of the joke we have to write it down for you. " >judge reads it, laughs, dismisses the case >everyone claps and the losers are laughed out of the court room >no one ever actually hears the joke
I mean it kinda reminds me of the episode where Hank is tried for holding a porn video from blockbusters, and the one where he is in court for using crack as bait.
>"You see Bobby how that Ha-Jee-Row pilots that robot and uses very clear instructions to his team to lead them? That's what helps make a great leader." >Hear comic relief mech pilot faintly on the TV then the sound of a car crashing >Sighs "That Ho-Ta is a jackass"
Dale and Huey team up to fight a corporate scandal that involves bribed government politicians. Dale goes nuts from hearing marxist lectures that he has no actual arguments against and Huey learns that taking out enemies of the working class has a lot to do with pest control
i dunno. a lot of potential with the subplots. for sure dale and huey would be the main characters though
i think it would be funny if Kahn just shot Riley's suggestions for grift constantly but is able to convince Joseph of doing stupid shit because Joseph ain't that bright
I think Bill and Ruckus would be greatest enemies. unhealthy fat man feud. grandpa would probably get along with cotton up until the point cotton wants to do something drastic and grandpa throws in the towel
also, john redcorn would be with nancy the whole time, up until the climax of the story to help huey and dale because frick the capitalist controlled government. all three of those characters could be political allies
If only Cotton wasn't dead.....and Grandad wasn't dead. >Granddad comes to Arlen for the first memorial of Cotton, bringing Riley and Huey....Uncle Ruckus somehow ends up master of ceremonies. >Robert explains that him and Cotton met stateside after the war in a ceremony receiving honors for their acts during the war....well Cotton did, Robert was there too "petition his honors" i.e. b***h up a storm. >Peggy quickly begins deducing Cotton's friendship with Robert reveals depths she didn't imagine. Begins concocting a story he's some anti-racist icon, digging up old pictures of him. Pitching the idea to the paper did she still work with the newspaper by the last season? >The idea spreads, people practically canonize Cotton. Even give Robert a guest of honor spot to give a speech that night. >He finally finds out why, right before taking the podium. >He finds it hilarious and describes Cotton as the meanest son of a b***h he ever met, and more racist than sickle cell. Walks out laughing at the idea everyone thought he was some saint. >Hank is mortified at the turn out, everyone just sheepishly goes through the rest of the night trying to pretend that didn't happen. >Hank runs into Granddad, and apologizes for his dad. Grandad says he doesn't really care anymore and tells Hank the story about when some drunk racist civilians were harassing him back stateside, Cotton beat the shit out of them for disrespecting a brother in arms. He might have been a hateful old bastard but he had enough decency to respect the risks they both took in that war. >Hank thanks Granddad for that. >Granddad then starts telling another story about how Cotton was a piece of shit as the show fades out.
>Realty
actually she got fired from that too, though they never really bothered giving Peggy a new job after that, which leads to one of the few upsides of the fact that Luanne & Lucky are going to have to be written off when the show comes back, assuming they get killed off, we can have Hank and Peggy adopt Gracie(perhaps GH too) and now with a young kid to take care of again Peggy focuses on being a stay at home mother rather than try and find a new job
>The tiny home trend causes a huge business boom for Strickland Propane, but Hank finds himself at odds with his new hipster customer base. Meanwhile Dale severely misunderstands what "cloud computing" means.
big Texan winter storm and how badly it's dealt with because Texas privatise all its utilities and infrastructure
Peggy puts all her gusto into a popup snow shovelling business and hurts herself slipping
Bobby is miserable because he can't play his vidya
Hank is busy with all the propane fuelled heaters
Dale is actually right with his government blame
Connie become vtuber
Bobby knows and is having trouble not accidently doxxing her
Bill becomes infatuated, not knowing it's her
Dale thinks it's an actual A.I.
Kahn struggles between his daughter not doing something normal and his daughter raking in bucks from dumb hillbillies
Connie strikes up a nonromantic friendship with a popular male vtuber, which causes her obsessed fans to rage out thinking they're dating
Dealing with online harassment, Connie decides to stop The male vtuber turns out to be Boomhauer speaking with a normal voice
>Bill gets into a popular game and it's discord >Bill gets groomed by undercover FBI into participating in a terrorist hatecrime protest parade along with half the discord >the kids get off with a wrist on the slap, but prosecution wants to make a big case out of Bill due to his military career, eventually turning him into the mastermind of the entire operation based off some posts of him that got emoticons >Army quickly washes it's hands off the subject, sending Bill home on paid leave >IWASLISSENIN.wmv >Hank and the boys are supportive until Bill himself stops going out of his home due to both irl and cyber harrassment from the group he participated against >Bill on the verge of suicide till one day it just blows over, idk. a tiktok video of a guy eating mustard out of the dispenser while dancing to some kpop
Revival Movie idea akin to Beavis and Butthead Do The Universe: >Hank has to go to California to take care of some Strickland Propane business since Buck fricked something up >Bobby comes along because he wants to see Hollywood and Peggy urges Hank to take Bobby as a bonding trip >Dale, Bill and Boomhaur tag along >Hilarity ensues with Hank having to be exposed to California
>After Dale posts one of his conspiracy theories online that someone takes exception to he gets reported to the FBI as a potential threat. Due to his anti government rantings and photos of his Gun Collection the new Red Flag Laws cause the Agents to come and seize all his weapons.
>Dale's blog lands him a ticket to the fast-paced world of internet activism
>Dale gets invited onto Info Wars and Hank has to stop him
antifa shows up on their street because of Dale's blog
dale is Qanon
Dale gets mad because he thinks Qanon is a psyop, runs his own conspiracy network to psyops the psyop. Inadvertently gets Sugarfoots shot up.
They would try and fail
>Dale creates his own conspiracy theory channel
>Dale remakes his old pseudonym to 'Rusty Shackles' for his YT persona and has his icon just his glasses and cigs using his personal voice changer to keep his anonymity.
"Hank I know alex jhones game, I have read each and every bit of his life's story and I am here to tell him that book hes read back in collage is a government psyop to make us think we're close to the REAL truth."
"Damnit dale your going to get bricks thrown atchya by these an-teefa fellas."
"With what money? I check soro's money stash and I know for a fact the only thing they'll throw is starbucks cups"
"-exasperated sigh- gad dang it dale you and I both know they don't even leave there parents house but think of your wife, do you even know they've doxed her?"
"GEK! -looks at the studio door then at the crowd- If there is one thing I will not stand is government payed brown-shirts threatening my wife. Hank? you got the chain cutters?"
"Shh, not so loud, ill get the truck."
-proceed to show aftermath of hank and dale driving off with antifa's bikes.-
>The the NSA, FBI, CIA, FSB, and wikileaks because Dale published some state secret but Dale don't know what was?
>Dale accidentally becomes the face of a fringe political movement when some local college kids overhear one of his rants
>a bunch of liberal leaning activists latch onto Dale's anti government rants
>they think he is a true genius revolutionary
>Dale is ecstatic and braggadocios to the guys about how he is appreciated for his insight
>Hank calls him a dumbass and says the activists are idiots that don't even have a real goal, they just want chaos
>Dale gets dragged to a protest
>things go south quickly as he realizes they plan on destroying buildings and punching police
>Hank and co drive in and grab him, taking him back to Arlen
>Dale makes an observation that "those guys are crazy nutjobs!"
>Hank just shakes his head at him
kill peggy
But Peggy's our friend
peggy dies
Bill starts feeding Lady Bird whataburger in secret until she dies from obesity. B plot is Hank gets Ipad
the b plot kek
>Dale starts his own cryptocurrency. Meanwhile Bill blows all his money on VTuber donations.
Have they not done an episode about bill getting addicted to camprostitutes? Surprising if not because it's something that would've been relevant enough around the time the show was still on air.
>"Dang it, Bill, I told you that you don't need to spend money on... exotic ladies."
>"*gasp* I'll have you know that Anilissa is no exotic lady!"
>"Bill, she's a cartoon!"
>"But ya don't understand Hank! When it's red she reads my message! She even says my name! ...It's like she's talkin' to me."
Bill would unironically be KFP.
Mr Strickland dies but due to a mistake on the will, Bobby ends up as the owner of Strickland propane.
Bobby actually does his best to keep the business going, but Hank grows Jealous about his son not putting in the work like he did.
thats a really good idea except i think it would be better if bobby as CEO actually does new age marketing/company stuff (Making everyone start a twitter/facebook, go to more conventions, start making most of the stuff they use environmentally friendly ,spread their coverage range outside of arlen/texas) to make the company grow and hank dosent like most of the stuff bobby does because its not the oldschool way of doing things. so hank has to fake a company Scandal to try and out bobby as the owner.
>It's called a gacha, Hank!
Nice
>you mortgaged your house for a picture?
>Bill discovers vtubers
Hank builds an army
>Goddang it Bobby! Who is that strange woman on your screen?
>She's a streamer, dad. I pay her donations for her to say my name.
>But why does she need to do that in a kiddy pool in a bikini?
>Bill discovers his fetish for cannibalism and eats Peggy
>Luanne is attacked by the soul of Buckley when he possesses a propane tank, eventually growing to become the Arlen propane monster
>Bobby becomes a Mario 64 speedrunner
>Two-parter special about aliens taking over Arlen, Hank challenges their master chef to a grill off
it's cheating to post leaked season 14 ideas
>Half whaat, Bobby you either press a button or you don't.
What is this, a list of rejected Sipsons episode ideas?
Bully
Hank and Peggy are old and grandparents. Bobby is the "new" Hank to his kid(s). Connie is the mother
IDK I think bobby needs to move back to Arlen with his wife and become Connies neighbor. Bobbys wife is a lot like Peggy and in the second season she divorces him after thinking he is cheating on her with connie (Even though they aren't)
I like that idea as well, doing the same kind of show, but adding the dynamic of also being single parent/divorced is honestly a pretty relevant modern addition. DFW is only something like an hour away from the real Arlen, so it's enough for Bobby, and family, to see his parents regularly. I feel like having Bobby be a boomrang kid would be too depressing a premise
Bobby being successful but unhappy having given up things, moving back to Arlen could work. A lot of people could relate to the idea of unlimited potential coming crashing down, and now making do.
Would Hank and Peggy be disappointed
Hank is Diagnosed with Cancer and Bobby has to balance his new Career with his dutie as a good son.
Pegy get ipad
both of these ideas are working on the assumption that any KOTH revival is going to need at least something of a time skip attached(primarily to write out Luanne & Lucky), in this case enough of one that Bobby is now in High School;
>Idea 1
Connie gets a visit from the "Titty Fairy", a very generous one at that, she basically goes practically overnight from flat to noticeably larger in bust than pretty much every other female character on the show, in the end returning character Tammi Duvall* gives her a pep talk about her new figure and helps her find a new look to go with it
*originally I was going to use Luanne for this role, but realized that we'd have to write out Luanne due to what happened to her VA, I'm basically bringing Tammi back and making her a permanent cast member to fill the Young Adult Woman role in the cast that Luanne used to fill
>Idea 2
Tid Pao returns to Arlen after managing to sweet talk Kahn into letting her come back, initially she and Bobby are mutually not wanting anything to do with each other, however not long after she ends up seeing Bobby naked(exact reason still uncertain) and discovers something; Bobby is hung like a horse, now she's determined to make Bobby hers no matter what, bringing her into new conflict with Connie as she and Bobby have recently gotten back together as boyfriend and girlfriend
in the end Connie and Tid Pao come to an agreement to share Bobby
Why are KOTH always so horny
>Why are KOTH always so horny
eh the first idea is barely horny at all, indeed I mostly went with the idea of Connie ending up with huge boobs because I thought it'd make for some good gags and character development, as for the second idea, yeah there is a bit of horny but excise the spoilered parts(and swap out the "Tid Pao sees Bobby naked" bit for something else) and you'd have a pretty standard love triangle plot
>in the end Connie and Tid Pao come to an agreement to share Bobby
I have vague recollections of reading a comic where Tid Pao takes Connie out to the woods where they prostitute themselves out to Bill and he fricks them both unconscious. Or maybe it was one of Bobby's former girlfriends instead of Connie? I don't remember.
I don't think that would work as an episode of the reboot, though.
I remember the panel where Tid Pao was laughing, but she was laughing with the party girl who had irresponsible parents from the boy band episode (Brittany?).
Everybody switches to electric powered shit so propane sales plummet, causing Hank his job.
Peggy manages to bring in money by starting a somehow very succesful onlyfans.
>I dunno Peggy, i'm and old skool kinda guy who's just not comfortable with his wife being naked on the Internets for everybody to ogle at.
>oh but not everybody can see me naked Hank.
>They cant?
>oh no, its only for fans!
>unca Hank, i think its very brave what aunt peggy is doing!
>yeah, uh.. i eh.. guess so. But only until people realize that you cant cook a proper burger on an electric powered BBQ, and they'll start buying propane again!
>I promise Hank, now if you'll excuse me i gotta do a photoshoot in this tiny American flag bikini.
>yeah! You show them fans how patriotic you are peggy!
Ignoring the out of character onlyfans thing (this exact plot was done with feet videos in the show and the characters did not react this way), why is Hank losing his job? Did the whole branch go under? That's the only way I can see that working since he's the glue that keeps the company together.
Bobby shorts up a school and Hank rapes children
Luanne dates a black guy
A new black man moves into town and has the white "men" up in arms as all the white women begin flocking to him in droves.
GH steals Hank's identity to buy Fortnite skins.
His name is Hank Hill
I think we all agree, it's time to see bobby become the new King of the hill, with using Hank as himself struggling in a new world.
This is the best course of action. We get to see Bobby at the forefront, with Hank and Peggy in the background as two crazy old people who can't keep up.
I'd really like it if the show could be an alternate timeline where everything political post 2015 doesn't exist.
Hank finally gets his wish to visit Indiana. He tours Amish country and is greatly impressed with their self reliance, and even gets to help raise a barn. Everyone else is bored out of their minds.
Then a massive power outage happens and it's up to Hank and the Amish to help out and everyone else starts to learn to work and have fun without current technology.
Hank would probably be impressed at first and happy that Bobby was finally getting exercise, work experience, and a purpose. Then he would slowly realize how fricked up Amish culture is and become concerned about getting his family out of there as soon as possible.
>Bill starts using they/them pronouns til Hank has a talk with him about respecting peoples "uhhhhh "fun opinions""
>Bobby starts a parasocial relationship with a Tiktokker after a shout out begins to think he's in love and follows her on all the social site bullshit
>Hank doesn't get it, at first he thinks it's some kind of weird online dating thing and eventually realizes it's a one sided thing
>Bobby goes to a meet up to finally begin their relationship in Ernest
>When Bobby gets there he sees a million other guys just like him and his fantasy comes crashing down and leaves the meet up before the e-girl even shows
>Hank is there to talk to Bobby about what just happened outside the venue, typical "I'm proud of you son schtick"
>Final scene is Bobby running into the E-girl while she's out of character
>They have a nice chat while not bringing up any of the streaming shit like a couple of normal people
>Whistful Guitar strums, fade to black
>Bobby gets sued for an offensive joke
>protests, petitions, public outcry for Bobby's head
>lawyers come out of the wood work to defend him and prosecute him
>finally a judge asks to hear the joke
>"due to the sensitive nature of the joke we have to write it down for you. "
>judge reads it, laughs, dismisses the case
>everyone claps and the losers are laughed out of the court room
>no one ever actually hears the joke
Funny but doesn't really seem like a KOTH plot
I mean it kinda reminds me of the episode where Hank is tried for holding a porn video from blockbusters, and the one where he is in court for using crack as bait.
I meant the joke not being said, just doesn't feel like a KOTH joke
Bobby and/or Bill discovers anime, Hank thinks it's extremely unmanly but ends up getting it himself.
I can see Hank getting into older mecha.
>"You see Bobby how that Ha-Jee-Row pilots that robot and uses very clear instructions to his team to lead them? That's what helps make a great leader."
>Hear comic relief mech pilot faintly on the TV then the sound of a car crashing
>Sighs "That Ho-Ta is a jackass"
Bobby dates Emily
>tfw you hear "EHM-LEH!!!!"
crossover boondocks/king of the hill movie
Dale and Huey team up to fight a corporate scandal that involves bribed government politicians. Dale goes nuts from hearing marxist lectures that he has no actual arguments against and Huey learns that taking out enemies of the working class has a lot to do with pest control
I assume bobby/riley or bill/grandad are the B plot
i dunno. a lot of potential with the subplots. for sure dale and huey would be the main characters though
i think it would be funny if Kahn just shot Riley's suggestions for grift constantly but is able to convince Joseph of doing stupid shit because Joseph ain't that bright
I think Bill and Ruckus would be greatest enemies. unhealthy fat man feud. grandpa would probably get along with cotton up until the point cotton wants to do something drastic and grandpa throws in the towel
also, john redcorn would be with nancy the whole time, up until the climax of the story to help huey and dale because frick the capitalist controlled government. all three of those characters could be political allies
If only Cotton wasn't dead.....and Grandad wasn't dead.
>Granddad comes to Arlen for the first memorial of Cotton, bringing Riley and Huey....Uncle Ruckus somehow ends up master of ceremonies.
>Robert explains that him and Cotton met stateside after the war in a ceremony receiving honors for their acts during the war....well Cotton did, Robert was there too "petition his honors" i.e. b***h up a storm.
>Peggy quickly begins deducing Cotton's friendship with Robert reveals depths she didn't imagine. Begins concocting a story he's some anti-racist icon, digging up old pictures of him. Pitching the idea to the paper did she still work with the newspaper by the last season?
>The idea spreads, people practically canonize Cotton. Even give Robert a guest of honor spot to give a speech that night.
>He finally finds out why, right before taking the podium.
>He finds it hilarious and describes Cotton as the meanest son of a b***h he ever met, and more racist than sickle cell. Walks out laughing at the idea everyone thought he was some saint.
>Hank is mortified at the turn out, everyone just sheepishly goes through the rest of the night trying to pretend that didn't happen.
>Hank runs into Granddad, and apologizes for his dad. Grandad says he doesn't really care anymore and tells Hank the story about when some drunk racist civilians were harassing him back stateside, Cotton beat the shit out of them for disrespecting a brother in arms. He might have been a hateful old bastard but he had enough decency to respect the risks they both took in that war.
>Hank thanks Granddad for that.
>Granddad then starts telling another story about how Cotton was a piece of shit as the show fades out.
>Pitching the idea to the paper did she still work with the newspaper by the last season?
Realty
>Realty
actually she got fired from that too, though they never really bothered giving Peggy a new job after that, which leads to one of the few upsides of the fact that Luanne & Lucky are going to have to be written off when the show comes back, assuming they get killed off, we can have Hank and Peggy adopt Gracie(perhaps GH too) and now with a young kid to take care of again Peggy focuses on being a stay at home mother rather than try and find a new job
No she didn’t
Only if Bobby gets the coveted N word pass in a ceremony
Hank's truck dies again and he calls for an Uber, Dale shows up in Bill's car.
>Bobby starts streaming on twitch and realizes his viewers go up when Luanne does yoga in the background
Hank gets an electric car/truck
>The tiny home trend causes a huge business boom for Strickland Propane, but Hank finds himself at odds with his new hipster customer base. Meanwhile Dale severely misunderstands what "cloud computing" means.
ipad ipad ipad ipad ipad
>Bobby becomes infatuated with Apple and demands Hank that he buy him the new Iphone
>The episode builds up to a fight between Hank and Steve Jobs
>tomboy
Tomboys aren't a thing any more. They were replaced with FtM trannies.
>KotH is actually being revived
For what fricking reason
Nothing is sacred anymore
No one wants to let shit die
Creativity bankruptcy is a b***h which is why we get so many reboots and remakes
To destroy it.
I always liked the one about Joseph being drafted into the NFL and quarterbacking for the Redskins. Too bad it doesn't work anymore.
>Peggy does a TikTok for speaking Spanish
It ironically becomes viral, leading to Peggy going on a spanish talkshow where she finds out people were laughing at her.
On her way back, she sees a girl (probably extremely white or some ethnicity rhat isn't spanish) unironically using her TikTok to learn spanish.
>Tomboy
Aren't those extinct now?
Bobby become video game streamer
dale start podcast
Good Hank knocks a girl up at 16
big Texan winter storm and how badly it's dealt with because Texas privatise all its utilities and infrastructure
Peggy puts all her gusto into a popup snow shovelling business and hurts herself slipping
Bobby is miserable because he can't play his vidya
Hank is busy with all the propane fuelled heaters
Dale is actually right with his government blame
Peggy accidently becomes a crypto millionaire by buying the wrong "boggle coin" to use in her iPad boggle game.
she sells before the rugpull
Connie become vtuber
Bobby knows and is having trouble not accidently doxxing her
Bill becomes infatuated, not knowing it's her
Dale thinks it's an actual A.I.
Kahn struggles between his daughter not doing something normal and his daughter raking in bucks from dumb hillbillies
Connie strikes up a nonromantic friendship with a popular male vtuber, which causes her obsessed fans to rage out thinking they're dating
Dealing with online harassment, Connie decides to stop
The male vtuber turns out to be Boomhauer speaking with a normal voice
>Bill gets into a popular game and it's discord
>Bill gets groomed by undercover FBI into participating in a terrorist hatecrime protest parade along with half the discord
>the kids get off with a wrist on the slap, but prosecution wants to make a big case out of Bill due to his military career, eventually turning him into the mastermind of the entire operation based off some posts of him that got emoticons
>Army quickly washes it's hands off the subject, sending Bill home on paid leave
>IWASLISSENIN.wmv
>Hank and the boys are supportive until Bill himself stops going out of his home due to both irl and cyber harrassment from the group he participated against
>Bill on the verge of suicide till one day it just blows over, idk. a tiktok video of a guy eating mustard out of the dispenser while dancing to some kpop
>Bill starts wearing adult depends out of laziness
>Hank wants to kick his ass but is afraid of making contact
Revival Movie idea akin to Beavis and Butthead Do The Universe:
>Hank has to go to California to take care of some Strickland Propane business since Buck fricked something up
>Bobby comes along because he wants to see Hollywood and Peggy urges Hank to take Bobby as a bonding trip
>Dale, Bill and Boomhaur tag along
>Hilarity ensues with Hank having to be exposed to California
>After Dale posts one of his conspiracy theories online that someone takes exception to he gets reported to the FBI as a potential threat. Due to his anti government rantings and photos of his Gun Collection the new Red Flag Laws cause the Agents to come and seize all his weapons.
hank get ipad