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>Your mama.
Damn, i wonder how many salty caterpillars this post will attract
So terribly salty.
Move out of your parent's house, caterpillar.
I've been the happy owner of a house for the past three years. Can you say the same, off-brand?
>larping caterpillar
Take a shower and get a job
trannies on suicide watch
where's the pun
*supposed
ligma's no laughing matter you prick
What's ligma?
not much, you?
Incel bros... Did we get called out?
The opposite. I think. The caterpillar is supposed to be the female im the relationship. She's upset he change but part of living is changing.
we're SUPPOSED to!
you illiterate butterfly.
>How liberals view conservatives.
Kinda accurate ngl
It's an improvement
>gee anon, how come you get to have two panels?
frick you that's why
>seething caterpillar
so men are snails and women are butterflies, how do they reproduce?
Badly. Intercourse rates have gone down over the years.
Its a metaphor, your assblasting is interfering with your cognition
Maus isnt saying israelites are literal rats either
The snail is just a very sensible hermaphrodite.
all snails are trans, anon
That transphobes think an argument like "A snail can't become a butterfly" refutes the existence of trans people in the slightest says a lot about their reasoning skills.
No one denies that the mentally ill exist. They say that mental illness does not change reality.
Someone claiming to be Napoleon Bonaparte does not make them a 19th century emperor of France.
Are you in the wrong conversation? This is about snails and butterflies.
You will never become s butterfly and you will never be a woman.
your mental gymnastics are impressive
I think it's more of a metaphor for people trying to change their bodies into something their not. It doesn't matter how much the snail identifies as a snail, it will never be a butterfly.
>men and women are not the same species
this is a two panel
nice digits
butterflies tends to die a few days after the metamorphosis
literally me
Islam is neutral on abortion. They should be comparing them to Hindus instead
Someone pays this man money to draw this horribly on purpose.
Contemplate this.
Is this the crummy pail of water guy?
I didn't saw OP pic as troony propaganda, I thought it was about your development as a righteous person versus childish behavior ridden people
Sounds like you're the caterpillar they're talking about.
Probably, I mean it is just a natural chance so the "we're suppose to" works as a joke and a commentary.
If their argument is "we're supposed to", then they're appealing to nature, no matter how they try to spin it.
It is appealing to growing up. It is about maturity.
I don't think it is about trans people or something like that.
I thought it was like people change over time in mindset and such
Congrats your brain has not been poisoned by /misc/
Congrats, you are wilfully ignorant of the context which makes OP noteworthy
Which is which?
Amogus
dear god above
Yes.
replace transition with "having/have sex" and uh oh
>we
Well, how else are we supposed to convince the snake spirit that eats the sun every night to give it back in a few hours?
>liberals think guns literally shoot themselves
lol
and
lmao
Some old style models are sensitive as frick. Mosin nagant is a notorious example. There's a reason gun safety rules put emphasis on keeping the safety on, finger off, and bullets out until ready to fire. One thing that I had drilled into me was "There has never been an accident with guns."
Requires a little bit of explanation...
Oldest comic on my computer is a single panel political comic from the English civil war mocking roundheads and cavaliers for having dogs that look like their owners (being friendly to the French which was ruled by a catholic king, the pro-catholic Cavaliers preferred full size poodles, which were much moire vicious back then than poodles are today because poodles were originally semi-aquatic hunting dogs).
It really makes you wonder which side you'd be forced to join if you lived back then, you know?
My picture did not go! I am so full of fail today.
>bite him pupperino
Poodles are rad though, great hunting companions.
I know they can be good hunting dogs, but I feel like their fur would be a fricking nightmare to deal with, especially if you hunt anywhere in the west where cheatgrass is a thing.
The most based faction were the Clubmen.
>Frick Off and leave us alone
>dog is magically floating
lol
You can make a few about immortal jellyfish
Shit like "You used to be more mature" or "Back in my day" from a polyp
Then again, many people don't know about the immortal jellyfish offhand. People tend to ignore cool shit.
>two immortal jellyfish are dating
>one reverts back to a polyp
>the other gets arrested
I'm just a bill, storming Capital Hill.
i dont get it, what is PunCh?
Theres is no punchline
Ugo always delivers
I have a white people version of this comic too!
See! White people version!
No I don't know which came first nor do I care.
You're allowed to post comics written by a different race anon, it's ok.
Is the butterfly a pedophile?
Yes.
I find this oddly relatable.
Is this Johnny Ryan?
Also, is My Pillow an actual thing?
Yes, "My Pillow" is a thing, it's a heavily marketed pillow in the United States that is supposed to be super comfy. Most women in my town over the age of 28 or so own one often more, even my wife and my mom, and that's often all they want for their birthday and what have you, more pillows to support their backs and legs until it fills up the bedroom it's like a plague.
Have you tried one? I have heard they are really cheap and don't last that long.
I didn't like it. It's like a bunch of bulky chopped pieces of foam on the inside. Who the frick wants to sleep on that?
This one is distressingly true. They really do wait until close to the holiday season many times.
My grandmother croaked right before my first week of high school after having been on the edge of death all summer. Missed the first three days and was failing my math class halfway through the first quarter because I had so much catching up to do.
No, you were just bad at math in general.
Honestly, with how much homework the average US high school math class dumps on a student I could see that happening. He has to catch up on the missed homework, while doing the new homework and the work for other classes. Homework starts to be turned in one or two days late, which results in massive deductions in the grade. Due to the asinine system for missed work, only the homework from the missed days is excused for being late, but it causes more homework to be late. Highschool teachers have a really bad habit of treating their class like a student's only class when considering how much work to assign, at no point in university did I have as much homework as I did in high school.
My mom died a week before my birthday last year
I thought my 16th birthday when my stepdad randomly decided to be a cantankerous butthole was the worst one I'd have
I want the cantankerous butthole story
I honestly don't really remember it that much, but I think it was that he thought I owed him money for something, but I already paid him back for it months ago, and he forgot, but refused to admit he was wrong. That stupid butthole always had the worst memory when it came to that shit.
So, as a show of kindness, my grandpa decides to pay him the money I "owed", and the fricking prick takes out his lighter and burns it right in front of us.
The worst part is my mom died before that drunken bastard did. And he didn't have the fricking decency to even show up to her funeral for 5 seconds. I hope he's rotting in a fricking ditch somewhere.
Sorry to hear that anon, sounds like a small ego man that just wants an excuse to be mad and feel powerful. Hope you distanced yourself from him.
My condolences, Anon. I'm sorry you lost your mother at such a young age.
Posting Kelly is cheating, it's so compressed it's like posting a 9 panel page
Real powerful stuff.
what in the frick is this megan-lover saying
something about the immune system incorrectly identifying the other vaccine components carrying the viral cells as the trigger/target of the immune response
so then the body destroys the entire package without learning to actually target the virus specifically, leaving it just as unprepared if/when a real infection happens
I wonder why this comic makes the troony janny dilate.
pregnant texan amogus
What's with the mutant horse?
I don't get the pic.
This makes no sense on multiple levels.
Never thought I would see somebody this new out themselves like that. Lurk more homosexual.
No, you will explain what both you and that comic meant, and then apologize to me.
croagunk? that's a pretty good deal. i'd give up water for that.
I don't get this one
It's a reference to that one comic where a father reads his son the story of jack and jill and he just goes "a crummy pail of water? they should have fetched pokemon creatures instead"
Its a reference to that one comic where a father reads his son the story of jack and jill and he just goes "crummy pokemon creatures? they should have fetched a pail of water instead"
huh
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Pokemon Go
I am autistic...I know this situation but if I try to kiss or touch her, she become angry...Can any Anon tell me why women become angry for this situation?
Pokémon go more like Pokémon go get a pail of water. You thirsty homosexual tree
nuCinemaphile doesnt get water posting at all, this board is completely run by zoomers now
Kid pissed the bed, bro.
sphincter mouth
Eye of the beholder
He should be checking for pokemons
i'd just like to point out that the word change is not synonymous with good or bad, it only means "make/become different".
>I knew that guy when he was a caterpillar. You know, before he came out
HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
I don't get it
And the secret is??? I dont get it
I remember someone said the joke is she stuffs her bra. Makes sense, but there isn't anything conveying that.
Even if she stuffs her bra she still has a killer waist-to-hip ratio, and she's obviously not wearing a corset.
I'm guessing she has a dick
one can only hope
you can tell this was made by a woman for some reason
How is this still up?
It has gay sex, so its educational.
I like to think she molested him and no one can stop me
The artist of that page certainly hoped for that angle when he was molesting his own daughter.
I guess it's up to me now.
Not a single Heathcliff either
the closest I have to a single panel comic
technically speaking this is a single panel as well
Since I'm on the topic of posting evasive bs, might as well.
this is just hitmontop
I haven't really picked up on any of the pokemon past the first 151 and I was wondering for a while if these might be real.
No, they're from an old Deathbulge parody.
i miss deathbulge
>Fricking beyblade
such a great payoff.
I want to frick this
These are just Yokai Watch creatures
>?
>?!?!
lost
Wardraob and Roadking are cool. I would use them.
Did I hear someone mention Duckburg??
Cute
something bad happened here
I like this one.
i was in that thread
Yeah, it was good.
To me this just looks like Helga taking an Alzheimer's test where you get shot in the head if you fail to draw the clock. What is it referencing?
I wonder if the artist of the original is aware of what he started.
Probably not, considering the lack of awareness that was used in the comic itself.
Still my favourite vintage comic gag.
ok, the militarman thinks he made a faux pas but why is the woman shocked?
>why is the Royal shocked by having her tit grabbed at a dinner table
It truly is a mystery.
ACCURSED BLOOMERS
For me? It's the Foolish Novels part. It's fricking nuts to think about how stuffy old c**ts used to deride books who dared to be fictional tales meant to make you think or feel with its tale, rather than just be a dry recital of history or a collection of poetry. With men not daring to admit that they were reading the most sold novels of the time because novels were for girls and real men only read the newspaper and Totally For Sure 100% Truthful Accounting Of [Insert Important Historical Happening Here].
Gads, can you imagine?
For me it's this.
The troony version of this is a snail cutting up his shell to be a butterfly
Looks like he's getting a slowjob!
I love the broken headlight. Subtle.