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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You first.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you Bill Burr was funny until he went full tinfoil hat.

    Pic related is a complete hack.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tinfoil hat? I stopped when the white guilt got to be too much. what is the tinfoil hat stuff?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Figures that’s why you don’t like him. Keep posting the same fricking thread every night like a moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bill burr has always been a white guilt cuck homosexual. Think about his skit about terrel owens from like 2004 05 or whatever. Hes always been that way. It just seemed edgy or funny 18 years ago

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Think about his skit about terrel owens from like 2004 05 or whatever.

          I remember watching that bit, what was "white guilt" about it?
          >he goes to a bar in the south
          >sees owens being a greedy jackass on tv
          >tells the southern guy next to him that owens is a greedy jackass
          >the southern guy goes full KKK and calls owens a Black person
          The whole joke is that the southern dude roped him into a level of racism he wasn't ready to be a part of.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            exactly, that person you are responding to thinks not wanting to be racist is "white guilt"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The bit at the end of your video is a bit suspect. The skinny white manlet is an idiot for not running from the giant black athlete (fair) but the giant athlete is not at fault for picking the smallest target who wasn't even doing anything.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off Tom is great

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah hes pretty funny. Not amazing, but pretty good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off Tom is great

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        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't watch his podcast i just like his standup

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I dont know what the frick you're talking about, I only watched his standup I dont keep up with podcasts gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He used to be good then it was unwatchable. Ballhog was insanely bad. Most of his jokes ended in hmm sooo yeahh etc. His punchlines are not good enough to stand on their own. Loser has to prompt the laugh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate this motherfricker. He worships blacks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        who doesn't bro it's '22 my cuzin
        you're not a chud2.0™ are you?

        Adam is absolutely garbage. Nick needs a third mic desperately.

        >Adam is absolutely garbage
        that's his entire appeal shut the frick up
        the AFS is happening

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >that's his entire appeal shut the frick up
          the AFS is happening
          An appeal that runs its course after exactly 1 episode. He's painful to listen to

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >He's painful to listen to
            adam you're doing it whether you like it or not
            I have the password to the patreon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tom segura is ok, but bill burr is like a caricature of himself most of the time and lives to please people as his standup. people don't like him for his jokes, they like him because he vocalizes and validates their opinions in a funny way, in the character that he plays.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You stopped liking Bill the moment you found out he wasnt racist. have a nice day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Correct.

    • 2 years ago
      common sense

      yeah that was his whole shtick - being racist and misogynist.
      why would i care that he likes the 70s or whatever homosexualry now?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >NO NIA NO DON'T HIT ME AGAIN AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's funny though you guys just hate him because he isn't right wing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Figures that’s why you don’t like him. Keep posting the same fricking thread every night like a moron

      You stopped liking Bill the moment you found out he wasnt racist. have a nice day

      Reddit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kek even has the same response to any criticism as last night

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's not it. Someone a couple threads back said his new shit just feels like the """"""""""""lovely""""""""""" Nia is just feeding him some of the material she wrote herself

      I imagine he proudly does his act as a group effort like this and is proud of it. Dude is such a pussy whipped little b***h

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His daughter looks just like him LOL.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All comedians become hacks after they get old.
    Prove me wrong.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Louis CK
      George Carlin
      Dave Chappelle

      burr has always been hack

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        George Carlin definitely did not get better with age. His 70s standup was clever, literate and layered in ways that was smart without being smug and politically conscious without being preachy. His act from the 80s onward just devolved into curmudgeonly, pessimistic, humorless rants and obvious, simplistic political statements meant for self-aggrandizing applause instead of laughter. In a lot of ways he became a weird reflection of the same kind of angry populist demagogues he criticized.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          his later stuff is by far what he's most known for, so it's his best and he obviously got better with age

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Definitely, and Metallica's black album is better than anything they did before.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            All that happened is that he became a cult hero for fedora-tipping proto-redditors.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes and as we all know what's popular is what's good.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Apparently SCTV made him seethe so bad he almost quit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I agree with this. While he had some funny bits every once in a while, it really seemed like he just got up on stage to talk and comedy was an afterthought.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kevin Brennan is a reverse-hack

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      rodney dangerfield

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        More like Roofied Derpiefrick.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    99% of standup are hacks. Louis CucK is maybe the only one who isn't.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >barely even a comic
    >has never been funny even accidentally
    >is functionally moronic from years of getting fricked up in MMA
    >everyone's least favorite JRE regular
    >NPC sycophant mentality
    >sues people who criticize him
    >coaxes his friends to harass and intimidate people for him
    >probably doesn't have an internal monologue

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Somehow has a better special than his co-hosts D'elia and Von.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was accidentally hilarious when he asked if Bobby Lee's down syndrome milestone had a dick that looked down. Still the best podcast moment of all time were Bobby lee making them lauggh with his abuse stories.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      heard it bowlth ways, B

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder he was outed for paying people to attend the episode of david spade’s show he was on and cheer and laugh at his jokes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he looks so dumb

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how about non-hacks?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >leaves the podcast
      >it improves exponentially immediately
      >doesn't elaborate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This pedo homosexual deserves the obscurity he signed up for after leaving the jizzcity cast

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what a goober. saved up his money to buy himself some time in an algorithm, but had to immediately stop doing what earned him that lump sum of cash in the first place. whatever the Adam Friedland Show will be supreme

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Adam is absolutely garbage. Nick needs a third mic desperately.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stav is the worst sort of hack is that he's actually funny but he tones it down for stupid woke women and frat bros. He's the epitome of the "Am I right?" sort of comic. I find this much more offensive that true imbeciles like Brendan Schaub.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he's actually funny

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He hasn't been funny since 2020 but this alternative history where people think Adam was always better than Stav is just delusional.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every single creature that does standup is a hack. It right down there with stripping as one of the lowest IQ forms of entertainment on the planet. All stand up creatures should be slaughtered in the streets on sight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most comics would actually agree with you, and not even sarcastically.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i still cringe when people online talk about going to open mics and stuff. not only is stand up lame, but it's also dying

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Most comics would actually agree with you, and not even sarcastically.

        You guys get it, and I actually do both standup and host comedy shows. It's such an awful scene that I only do a set maybe every other month now, and I haven't even asked venues to pay me for almost a year (I do this because it aggravates the shit out of other comics when I tell them I host for free, and they say that it contributes to decreasing pay for comics). When they argue the aforementioned points, I usually say I'm doing it out of the kindness of my heart as a service to the community, and they can't really say much back without seeming like greedy little shits. Sometimes I feign stupidity and say 'I don't know. I do it for free because it's one of my favorite hobbies', and that makes the frickers absolutely seethe.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Now that's funny!

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ya see all these white guys gettin mad about the camps…so what?! You’re gonna go, you’re gonna have a good time, they’re gonna tell ya racism is bad, and then you’ll go home. OH NO BILL DA REEDUCATION DEY GONNA MAKE ME A SLAVE!!!
    >news flash dipshit, you already are one! It’s gonna be fine. You’ll sing a few campfire songs, have some marshmallows, and they’ll let you go when you be a good boy, right?! Nia sent me!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was one of the only comedians that made fun of the whole "this sets a dangerous precedent, won't somebody think of the comedians?!" bullshit after the Will Smith slap so he's alright by me. So many shitty hack tier podcast "comedians" outed themselves as pearl clutching pussies and hypocrites that week. it was the funniest shit most of those c**ts will ever do.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Bill basically said that shit has been going on forever and that he’s almost gotten his ass kicked multiple times. He said a bouncer kicked out a guy wanting to do that and the guy just walked right back into the club and got into the merch line to see Bill again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a difference if some fricking moron on the street does it or if Will Smith does it and gets an award afterwards.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He makes more money in a month than you will your entire life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      then why can't he hire some joke writers?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The lovely Nia ladies and gentlemen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      half those dudes looks gay to me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Perfect for Nia then

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you're a frickin schizo

      BILL!!
      BILL I CAN'T HOLD THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM OPEN MUCH LONGER BILL!!
      BILL!! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!
      MAN MADE HORRORS BILL!!
      B-

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that bills tribute to the bvlls all over that pic?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like how whenever you criticize her Bill's sycophants go nuts and accuse you of racism and shit. Even though she's a genuinely horrible person by literally anyone's measure and has pretty much 0 redeeming qualities, all with years worth of recorded evidence. The fact he's still with her has absolutely killed any respect I've ever had for Burr.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's a White guilt cuck. Nia is his penance.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its a joe rogan talks to his mates about the "craft" episode.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bill Burr is a literal cuckold who is raising another man's child.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you're a frickin schizo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did you see his appearance on Theo Von's show? it was fricking insane, he was acting such a massive douchebag

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he gave Theo some tough love and everyone was a big cry baby about it. Theo and that h3h3 nerd had a therapy session about it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bill isn't much about feelings and I thought he made that pretty clear but Theo kept fishing for intimate shit. Still seems like he's clueless in

        he gave Theo some tough love and everyone was a big cry baby about it. Theo and that h3h3 nerd had a therapy session about it

        .

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ari Shaffir, the massive israelite is one of the most detestable people in the scene. Every single aspect about his person or professional career is equivalent to a pile of steaming shit

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All female comedians are shit except Joan Rivers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My father had a friend who dated Joan Rivers for about a year in the 90s. She was an unbelievable c**t to me when I was like 7 years old. I screamed "Dad, dad, that's the woman from the TV show!" and she gave me such a disgusting israeli sneer, then immediately went back to sunbathing in silence. I'm happy she's dead. I heard she was a cold ass b***h to my pop's friend too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >All female comedians are shit except Joan Rivers.
        True

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked her in Scooby Doo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tit Nomoreo

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >John Mulaney
    >Bert Kreisher
    >Andrew Schulz
    >Segura's b***h
    >Every South Asian
    >Every east Asian

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is this guy constantly seething about Rittenhouse?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >constantly seething about Rittenhouse
      made one joke about him during his most recent special

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he also whines about it on his shitty podcast

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He always goes middle of the road on shit like that and tries to point fingers at both sides, which is even more annoying.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i used to like him but he became a pussy after getting married

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I never liked him and he was always the same

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember sitting through one of his specials on netflix years ago because this girl I was simping for was watching it and it literally killed any desire I had to talk to her again. Absolutely fricking godawful, exactly why I fricking hate standup, hackiest form of comedy imaginable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      disgraceful wretch

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DUDE...le Russian xD totally a real thing that happened to me
    >*tips fedora*
    amazing that this unfunny homosexual did an entire tour with this made up shit as the headlining act every night. put a fricking shirt on god damn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This frickers influence is going to ruin Shane Gillis mark my words.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey guys! I'm on stage because I'm frickable! I am your equal! George Carlin? Taylor Tomlinson!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >woman doesn’t understand the nuances of friendship
      shocked I tells ya

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick is this unfunny b***h and what is it about Twitter that makes this smug narcissist shit come out? Nobody asked, bitter pearl clutching c**t

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The accused is Mark Normand. Taylor got a Netflix special because she's a woman and Normand had to self release his special on YouTube.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What did Mark Normand do?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He’s a very fun white man

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He fricks a lot and some roastie accused.hom.if misconduct.

            i believe normand also does a podcast with her ex boyfriend who is also a comic

            Her ex is Sam Morrill. He's a huge pussy for putting up with that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i believe normand also does a podcast with her ex boyfriend who is also a comic

    • 2 years ago
      common sense

      i remember joe rogan squad was shilling for her then she went full on shizo about chris delia and they stopped talking about her or promoting her stuff.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Suprised this hippe hasn't been posted yet. You just know he'd be a woke turboc**t in 2022. Fricking bald manlet speaking in hushed tones to a braindead crowd because "we're question the system maaaaaaaan"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why'd you delete your old post and add an error to the new one?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because I'm autistic.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    all of them. these jesters should never have been allowed on a stage. comedians are responsible for wrong with the world today

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I saw Burr very recently and it seemed like he was still trying to form a new hour. 45 minutes of it was about trashing feminists, specifically ugly ones

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no one has posted Hicks

    Based. All the best comedians die young. This set is GOAT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like Hicks, but he's overrated.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if you like hicks why don’t you move to the midwest or somethin?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whats with all the bill hate lately? did bill frick someones gf at a show or something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile hates everyone, especially themselves.

      In Bill's case it's because his act is of an edgy malcontent but in reality he's as normie as they come, down to watching CNN to get "informed". Hence why he chimed in about Rittenhouse without any facts. I wasn't upset that a self-described dope would be so wrong, but it really makes this facade of being an outsider crumble.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's a white working class liberal feminist in an interracial marriage. /misc/ needs to believe he is a freak accident or their whole worldview will fall apart.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do this site hate stand up so much?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they often talk about losers in their set so they feel attacked

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His stand up are so hilariously bad.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He really let himself go.

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