>Taserface was grating.
That one's worse if you know the story of the comic Taserface, he was a villain named by a Guardians of the Galaxy writer's young child. The movie spends an annoyingly lengthy scene making fun of a character's name when that character was named by a child.
Wandavision >they'll never know what you sacrificed for them
It's a bad line, but let's be honest, a lot of the people complaining about this line are being disingenuous, concern trolling about what happened to the show's npcs and literally refusing to accept the premise of the show, pretending Wanda's family weren't alive so they could claim she wasn't giving anything up.
>Peter Parker refers to star wars as "That old movie with the walky things" in Civil War >In homecoming he is a huge star wars fan who just built the $500 Lego Death Star
God, any scene with Quill in the Avengers movie is bad, the Russo's made him into a moron
This is objectively the worst one, the fact these hack writers had the audacity of dragging tobey into their moronic quipping bullshit for the most tasteless joke that would've never happened in any of the sony spidey movies
>the fact these hack writers had the audacity of dragging tobey into their moronic quipping bullshit for the most tasteless joke
It's not even a moronic joke, it's fun, but it's just wrong and kinda disrespectful to how Harry sacrificed himself to save Peter
Most of NWH gets stuff wrong about the other Spideys and their villains and I think people are either willfully ignoring those points or just really don't give a shit about it at all, which is sad, NWH could've been a better movie if done in a different time
This probably isn't the absolute worst moment I could think of, but it's certainly up there
Honestly? At this point, who cared about MCU'S Taskmaster at all? I was just glad he wasn't a fricking robot, because that's what it seemed to me.
It was the literal only percentage of development given to the character in the entire movie, and it honestly made sense considering which characters were in the movi and how a loudmouth like Taskmaster was A FRICKING MUTE
It wouldn't have been nearly as hated here if Taskmaster was shown to be an actually interesting character in the movie, but he/she was a literal nothingburger the entire movie, the reveal was just more kindling to the fire
>what the frick he actually means?
Don't put thousands of people in shitty internment camps, then call them terrorists because they oppose that. Sam's speech was a bit preachy, but Cinemaphile goes out of its way to misinterpret it just to whine because a black guy delivered it.
In fact, Cap makes the same argument Sam does in Age of Ultron and nobody whined about it then.
>Don't put thousands of people in shitty internment camps, then call them terrorists because they oppose that
Yeah, I liked how the Falcon and WS show was the only one to actually deal with the Blip in any meaningful way. Sam's speech was really preachy, but he wasn't really wrong. Imagine spending 5 years in another country because the world basically almost ended, and then being forced out of your new home because, suddenly, things went back to how they were 5 years ago.
Hulk leaving forever between movies. No, current Banner is not an analgamation of Bruce and Hulk, it's just Bruce wearing Hulk like armor, like in the recent Cates run of the comics.
This is objectively the worst one, the fact these hack writers had the audacity of dragging tobey into their moronic quipping bullshit for the most tasteless joke that would've never happened in any of the sony spidey movies
Laughter prolongs life. You should learn to do it sometimes instead of being upset they're ruining your favorite shitty movie by making a light joke about it.
Yeah it was a shit line that downplayed what exactly went down. I think Ned was annoying dumb character too. They gave Tom spidermen the worst friends so having them interact with all the actual good characters was grating.
There is not an MCU moment worse than this, they blatantly misrepresented what happened in Spider-Man 3, I am baffled by how someone could actually write this shit up and it actually getting approved and put into the movie.
If the scene was handled with any sincerity whatsoever peter would've said "he died in my arms after he saved me" but they always need a stupid-ass joke.
The best is by Pepper >Christine Everheart : You must be the famous Pepper Potts. >Virginia 'Pepper' Potts : [smiles and nods] Indeed I am. >Christine Everheart : After all these years, Tony still has you picking up the dry cleaning. >Virginia 'Pepper' Potts : I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash. Will that be all?
>Ant-Man: Oh, you're going to have to take this to the shop. >Iron Man: Who's speaking? >Ant-Man: It's your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days.
Probably different to a lot of answers but, Infinity Conez. From an in-universe perspective that should be considered really distasteful. I never saw the show and just the clip but, 'You got to do better senator' would really piss me off if I was that guy being lectured, to the point I would challenge what the frick he actually means?
Don't put thousands of people in shitty internment camps, then call them terrorists because they oppose that. Sam's speech was a bit preachy, but Cinemaphile goes out of its way to misinterpret it just to whine because a black guy delivered it.
In fact, Cap makes the same argument Sam does in Age of Ultron and nobody whined about it then.
My "favorite" is when you make a show about a lawyer with no one in the writing team knowing anything about writing court scenes and a show about superheroes with barely any superhero stuff (and what little is there is just terribly aping a vastly superior capeshit show about a superhero lawyer that came out half a decade ago), make it shitty "on purpose" just to have a meta b***hfit about capeshit sure is bad.
That scene between Vision and Ultron is honestly pretty decent. Shame about the rest of the third act, and the fact that they'll never bring Ultron back
It makes sense for him to threaten wanda with powerful weapon to try and make her surrender. It's just staged very weirdly.
Also they did my girl Peggy dirty.
Taserface was grating.
Age of Ultron writing
Doctor Strange 1 quips were pretty bad too
Do you know what the word "moment" means?
I bet you don't.
You could fit the entirety of Thor Ragnarok here
>still not knowing
Better google it, bro.
kys troony
Ok sensitive b***h, here's one so that you can stop throwing a tantrum
I listed moments
>Taserface was grating.
That one's worse if you know the story of the comic Taserface, he was a villain named by a Guardians of the Galaxy writer's young child. The movie spends an annoyingly lengthy scene making fun of a character's name when that character was named by a child.
It's a bad line, but let's be honest, a lot of the people complaining about this line are being disingenuous, concern trolling about what happened to the show's npcs and literally refusing to accept the premise of the show, pretending Wanda's family weren't alive so they could claim she wasn't giving anything up.
second
This probably isn't the absolute worst moment I could think of, but it's certainly up there
I like how her body shrinks.
I don't even know what movie this is.
Envy me.
Whenever Ant-Man' unfunny pajeet friends are on-screen
wasn't he mexican?
Pretty sure there were several of them
I really fricking hated that scene in civil war where Peter referenced Star Wars. Also the rock guy in love and thunder was annoying as frick
>Peter Parker refers to star wars as "That old movie with the walky things" in Civil War
>In homecoming he is a huge star wars fan who just built the $500 Lego Death Star
I thought that was Ned's lego
the death star belonged to his best friend
He was trying not to seem like so much of a nerd because he was fighting alongside a bunch of heroes he thinks are cool.
God, any scene with Quill in the Avengers movie is bad, the Russo's made him into a moron
>the fact these hack writers had the audacity of dragging tobey into their moronic quipping bullshit for the most tasteless joke
It's not even a moronic joke, it's fun, but it's just wrong and kinda disrespectful to how Harry sacrificed himself to save Peter
Most of NWH gets stuff wrong about the other Spideys and their villains and I think people are either willfully ignoring those points or just really don't give a shit about it at all, which is sad, NWH could've been a better movie if done in a different time
Honestly? At this point, who cared about MCU'S Taskmaster at all? I was just glad he wasn't a fricking robot, because that's what it seemed to me.
It was the literal only percentage of development given to the character in the entire movie, and it honestly made sense considering which characters were in the movi and how a loudmouth like Taskmaster was A FRICKING MUTE
It wouldn't have been nearly as hated here if Taskmaster was shown to be an actually interesting character in the movie, but he/she was a literal nothingburger the entire movie, the reveal was just more kindling to the fire
>Don't put thousands of people in shitty internment camps, then call them terrorists because they oppose that
Yeah, I liked how the Falcon and WS show was the only one to actually deal with the Blip in any meaningful way. Sam's speech was really preachy, but he wasn't really wrong. Imagine spending 5 years in another country because the world basically almost ended, and then being forced out of your new home because, suddenly, things went back to how they were 5 years ago.
This was funny. You people have let a website turn you joyless.
I like comedies not shitty mcu movies
You like anything the greentext tells you to
Nice projection
When all the female characters group up on the battlefield in End Game and pose
Hulk leaving forever between movies. No, current Banner is not an analgamation of Bruce and Hulk, it's just Bruce wearing Hulk like armor, like in the recent Cates run of the comics.
Would be fine if more than like two of the had even spoken to each other before.
>No, current Banner is not an analgamation of Bruce and Hulk
It is, though. The rage slips through the cracks sometimes, like during the rock-throwing competition against Jen.
This is objectively the worst one, the fact these hack writers had the audacity of dragging tobey into their moronic quipping bullshit for the most tasteless joke that would've never happened in any of the sony spidey movies
Man you are such a whiny b***h. This isn't even offensive or disrespectful or anything.
Kys MCU moron.
Cry harder.
Laugh harder manchild
Laughter prolongs life. You should learn to do it sometimes instead of being upset they're ruining your favorite shitty movie by making a light joke about it.
Yeah it was a shit line that downplayed what exactly went down. I think Ned was annoying dumb character too. They gave Tom spidermen the worst friends so having them interact with all the actual good characters was grating.
I hate this fat frick in general. He's just horribly unfunny comic relief.
May as well be the same character.
There is not an MCU moment worse than this, they blatantly misrepresented what happened in Spider-Man 3, I am baffled by how someone could actually write this shit up and it actually getting approved and put into the movie.
If the scene was handled with any sincerity whatsoever peter would've said "he died in my arms after he saved me" but they always need a stupid-ass joke.
I'm not sure if it is the worst moment but, something that springs to mind is just how moronic the Illuminati handled Wanda.
The damage is not too bad!!
More eye-rolling than anything:
>I like this one.
Worst quip?
Best quip?
has to be something said by iron man
The best is by Pepper
>Christine Everheart : You must be the famous Pepper Potts.
>Virginia 'Pepper' Potts : [smiles and nods] Indeed I am.
>Christine Everheart : After all these years, Tony still has you picking up the dry cleaning.
>Virginia 'Pepper' Potts : I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash. Will that be all?
>That's not a hug, I'm just grabbing the door for you
>Ant-Man: Oh, you're going to have to take this to the shop.
>Iron Man: Who's speaking?
>Ant-Man: It's your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days.
The study abroad joke Iron Man said in Civil War
Korg's throughout Love and Thunder.
I genuinely don't understand the attempt at comedy here, even the worst namecalling/pop culture references had some basis
>Wong has no first name
>Strange jokingly calls his one-name celebrities to irritate him
It's not that deep, bro.
I do wonder what Benedict Cumberbatch thinks when he has to deliver these sorts of awful lines. It's a far cry from doing Shakespeare at the theatre
His claim to fame is a dreadful Moffat show with about equally bad level of dialogue.
At this point I doubt he gives much of a frick.
Probably different to a lot of answers but, Infinity Conez. From an in-universe perspective that should be considered really distasteful. I never saw the show and just the clip but, 'You got to do better senator' would really piss me off if I was that guy being lectured, to the point I would challenge what the frick he actually means?
>what the frick he actually means?
Don't put thousands of people in shitty internment camps, then call them terrorists because they oppose that. Sam's speech was a bit preachy, but Cinemaphile goes out of its way to misinterpret it just to whine because a black guy delivered it.
In fact, Cap makes the same argument Sam does in Age of Ultron and nobody whined about it then.
My "favorite" is when you make a show about a lawyer with no one in the writing team knowing anything about writing court scenes and a show about superheroes with barely any superhero stuff (and what little is there is just terribly aping a vastly superior capeshit show about a superhero lawyer that came out half a decade ago), make it shitty "on purpose" just to have a meta b***hfit about capeshit sure is bad.
>Same thread with the same images, same filenames and same comments posted day in, day out
Is this the rise of a new autist?
>Is this the rise of a new autist?
Seems like you're the one
>n-no u!
See you tomorrow, tard.
One of my favorite quips is unironically from Age of Ultron
>Ultron: You are unbearably naive
>Vision: Well, I was born yesterday
That scene between Vision and Ultron is honestly pretty decent. Shame about the rest of the third act, and the fact that they'll never bring Ultron back
that one actually not bad
>t. cape shit hater chad
OP gave up on his thread comparing it to jingle keys
And it’s not even close
Wandavision
>they'll never know what you sacrificed for them
Continuing after endgame
Dr. Strange MOM
It makes sense for him to threaten wanda with powerful weapon to try and make her surrender. It's just staged very weirdly.
Also they did my girl Peggy dirty.
entire she hulk
Anyone got a webm of that one scene near the end of Black Widow where Pugh says "This was fun" and the CGI is dogshit? Because that's my pick