Hello OP
I want to play a game
You like to sit around all day, wasting away on Cinemaphile, shitposting, and calling jannies homosexuals while mocking their lack of pay.
Well it's payback time.
Your fingernails are currently attached to wires that will rip them off if you dare type any letter of the word Sneed. If you manage to keep every one of your fingernails by the end of this, then your life will be sparred.
Your 'job' if you will, for the next hour will be to filter and report all the posts on Cinemaphile's Cinemaphile board. But be careful, reporting threads that are on topic will shorten your time, rip out one of your nails, and will be extremely painful.
The choice is yours. Live or die.
Victim is locked to a chair with a timed shotgun aimed at their head. A key is hidden under their foreskin at the base of their penis. The victim has a minute to circumcise themselves with a potato peeler in order to escape
>Hello Anon. I want to play a game. >You have spent your evenings creating threads about Saw traps only to, in an unexpected twist of fate, end up in one. You will now have a chance for redemption... but only if you pass my test. >In front of you, is a single woman of your age who's actively looking for a relationship. You have five minutes to get a date with her, otherwise... the mobile device next to you will film your rejection and automatically post it to Cinemaphile. >Live or cry, make your choice.
OP here, i made it in DALL E-3. I call it the Screwball Trap. Each level of screws grinds a certain area of the face till its permanently disfigured. >first level: the teeth >second level: the nose >third level: the eyes
The grinding mechanisms are all manual, meaning anon has to twist both screws of each level on his own to work. Once the screws are completely tightened, he is released from the cables binding him to the room which is set to detonate.
They're pretty fricking gruesome but fewer than you'd like. >break your fingers or your eyeballs get vacuumed out >carve out wire laced in your arms thats attached to bombs >saw off your leg with a gigli saw and connect a bone marrow sucker to your bloody stub >risk making yourself moronic by cutting out a big enough chunk of your brain >burn to death from a radiation laser unless you break your hands and feet >survive getting waterboarded with blood >escape a skin-destroying gas room
You have to solve a rubix cube under 2 minutes before a powerdrill urethrally sounds your stretched out dick
The victim has to suck off jigsaw to make him cum within 30 seconds before a black bvll buries his dick in their ass.
Aren't they conscripting for the Gaza offensive? Why are you here?
Unbeatable.
Least implausible Jigsaw trap
What the frick Cinemaphile is just ripping of anime now.
>Peepochan
Why am I so late to this? This is so good. I like this.
Hello OP
I want to play a game
You like to sit around all day, wasting away on Cinemaphile, shitposting, and calling jannies homosexuals while mocking their lack of pay.
Well it's payback time.
Your fingernails are currently attached to wires that will rip them off if you dare type any letter of the word Sneed. If you manage to keep every one of your fingernails by the end of this, then your life will be sparred.
Your 'job' if you will, for the next hour will be to filter and report all the posts on Cinemaphile's Cinemaphile board. But be careful, reporting threads that are on topic will shorten your time, rip out one of your nails, and will be extremely painful.
The choice is yours. Live or die.
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Sneed
Victim is locked to a chair with a timed shotgun aimed at their head. A key is hidden under their foreskin at the base of their penis. The victim has a minute to circumcise themselves with a potato peeler in order to escape
>Hello Anon. I want to play a game.
>You have spent your evenings creating threads about Saw traps only to, in an unexpected twist of fate, end up in one. You will now have a chance for redemption... but only if you pass my test.
>In front of you, is a single woman of your age who's actively looking for a relationship. You have five minutes to get a date with her, otherwise... the mobile device next to you will film your rejection and automatically post it to Cinemaphile.
>Live or cry, make your choice.
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I don't even want to think about how this one works... how does it work bros?
OP here, i made it in DALL E-3. I call it the Screwball Trap. Each level of screws grinds a certain area of the face till its permanently disfigured.
>first level: the teeth
>second level: the nose
>third level: the eyes
The grinding mechanisms are all manual, meaning anon has to twist both screws of each level on his own to work. Once the screws are completely tightened, he is released from the cables binding him to the room which is set to detonate.
I'd probably just explode honestly, quick death. The mercy of Jiggy.
What are the traps on Saw X?
They're pretty fricking gruesome but fewer than you'd like.
>break your fingers or your eyeballs get vacuumed out
>carve out wire laced in your arms thats attached to bombs
>saw off your leg with a gigli saw and connect a bone marrow sucker to your bloody stub
>risk making yourself moronic by cutting out a big enough chunk of your brain
>burn to death from a radiation laser unless you break your hands and feet
>survive getting waterboarded with blood
>escape a skin-destroying gas room
These traps seem like alot but most of the movie is Jigsaw battling with anger and his cancer treatments. Good movie except a bullshit twist.
does anyone live? those sound like bullshit
bombs to arms lives
saw off leg would live if she did it few seconds faster, same with the brain one
radiation laser survived
>saw off your leg with a gigli saw and connect a bone marrow sucker to your bloody stub
Holy shit
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