"Ay Lois, this reminds me of that time I was in a pool with Abraham Lincoln" >cut to Peter in pool with Abraham Lincoln
He's right, it probably is the funniest joke Family Guy has ever done.
>"According to an initial report on the findings of a 1998 DNA study which tested the Y-chromosome of direct male-line descendants of Eston Hemings, and other related tests, there is a high probability that Thomas Jefferson was the biological father of Eston Hemings, with a nearly perfect match between the DNA of Jefferson's paternal uncle and the descendants of Eston Hemings.[59]"
Eston was one of Sally (Hemings') sons. Also, Eston, among his siblings, were all named after important people in Jefferson's ancestry. That doesn't prove anything necessarily but really makes you scratch the old noggin. The DNA proves it though.
>Rich guy who owns a lot of slaves slept with one of his slaves, then lied about it >Saying this means you're trying to "tear down his legacy"
>fricked >slept
Raped
9 months ago
Anonymous
Zero fricking evidence of that.
Hail Hitler
9 months ago
Anonymous
It is a definite truth that a Jefferson slept with her, and Thomas Jefferson was the one with the most opportunity to do so. You can argue that it was his brother, which is possible, but there's no reason to specifically think it was.
Hitler was an idiot who led his followers to ruin through his own hubris and stupidity.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>It is a definite truth that a Jefferson slept with her,
No, you just repeating does not make anything true.
Just frick off and die.
It's at least as likely to be Peter Jefferson, Thomas' brother, was the father of Hemmings' child. It's just a better way to tear Thomas' legacy down if he raped Sally.
One of the Jeffersons fathered a child with Sally Hemmings, but it has never been conclusively proven to be Thomas. In fact, he repeatedly wrote against the practice of owners having sex with slaves, both privately to friends, and in his own diary.
Closest guess appears to be one of his uncles. The guy was known for fricking slaves and apparently even visited Jefferson's house around the time Sally would've gotten pregnant
Good luck finding a slave that looked much better. Do you expect people that were underfed, had to do daily hard labor and no access to any type of skincare product to look like supermodels?
This is why Family Guy posters can't have comfy threads like American Dad posters. The AD writers stopped dabbling in politics around season 2 and - unsurprisingly - that's when it got good. Family Guy has no shortage of episodes to spark a flame war with.
>In 1787, when she was 14, Sally Hemings accompanied Jefferson's daughter, also named Martha, to Paris where they joined Thomas Jefferson. There Sally was a legally free and paid servant as slavery was not legal in France. At some time during her 26 months in Paris, the widower Jefferson began intimate relations with her. >As attested by her son, Madison Hemings, Sally later agreed with Jefferson that she would return to Virginia and resume her life in slavery, as long as all their children would be freed when they came of age
So basically she was completely willing and was a smoking hot little teen loving superior white dick
The idea that a white man 300 years ago had to rape an Indian or black girl is such a fricking Cope.
Every able bodied minority woman would have killed their own children just for a chance to jump onto of a white guy back then.
I don't really care if he was a slave banger or not. He's still the most based American president and taught us about macaroni and cheese after returning from a trip to Europe.
the only good dialog ever written
what is the dialogue
i stopped watching S01
"Ay Lois, this reminds me of that time I was in a pool with Abraham Lincoln"
>cut to Peter in pool with Abraham Lincoln
He's right, it probably is the funniest joke Family Guy has ever done.
Peter didn't like or even finish The Godfather and his reason being that it "insists upon itself"
i do not like family guy.
>Post your favorite Family Guy jokes
Family guy is both gay and shit.
Funnier than anything ever aired on Family Guy
Remember when you called me Chris Gristle? BURN FOR IT
There is no actual evidence that Thomas Jefferson ever fathered a child on Sally Mae or any other black woman enslaved or otherwise.
He a good boi he dindu nuffin
>"According to an initial report on the findings of a 1998 DNA study which tested the Y-chromosome of direct male-line descendants of Eston Hemings, and other related tests, there is a high probability that Thomas Jefferson was the biological father of Eston Hemings, with a nearly perfect match between the DNA of Jefferson's paternal uncle and the descendants of Eston Hemings.[59]"
Eston was one of Sally (Hemings') sons. Also, Eston, among his siblings, were all named after important people in Jefferson's ancestry. That doesn't prove anything necessarily but really makes you scratch the old noggin. The DNA proves it though.
"59. Foster, Eugene A.; Jobling, M. A.; Taylor, P. G.; Donnelly, P.; de Knijff, P.; Mieremet, Rene; Zerjal, T.; Tyler-Smith, C. (November 1998). "Jefferson fathered slave's last child". Nature. 396 (6706): 27–28. Bibcode:1998Natur.396...27F. doi:10.1038/23835. PMID 9817200. S2CID 4424562."
What is the reason you all want it to be true so badly?
Do you even know?
Have you ever asked yourself?
Because its funny to make fun of whitey
But how is it even making fun of Whitey?
>haha White man fricked a ton of black women and made a bunch of bastards
non-whites and self cuck jokes, name a better duo.
>fricked
>slept
Raped
Zero fricking evidence of that.
Hail Hitler
It is a definite truth that a Jefferson slept with her, and Thomas Jefferson was the one with the most opportunity to do so. You can argue that it was his brother, which is possible, but there's no reason to specifically think it was.
Hitler was an idiot who led his followers to ruin through his own hubris and stupidity.
>It is a definite truth that a Jefferson slept with her,
No, you just repeating does not make anything true.
Just frick off and die.
Then how did her descendants get Jefferson DNA?
She probably raped him if we are being honest
she begged for Tommy J's dick
It's at least as likely to be Peter Jefferson, Thomas' brother, was the father of Hemmings' child. It's just a better way to tear Thomas' legacy down if he raped Sally.
>Rich guy who owns a lot of slaves slept with one of his slaves, then lied about it
>Saying this means you're trying to "tear down his legacy"
They don't even care dude.
If blacks insist it then it just has to be true.
Americans desperately want their precious "Founding Fathers" to be saints when they were really just a bunch of rich, entitled rapists.
Ahh so it is just about tearing down those you want to be tore down..
>make country from scratch
vs
>receive unlimited welfare
hmm
the british made the country. you merely stole it
They were saints and Moscow and Berlin should have been nuked instead of Japan during WW2.
>rich
yes
>entitled
they built the nation
>rapists
wasn't even remotely close to rape back then
One of the Jeffersons fathered a child with Sally Hemmings, but it has never been conclusively proven to be Thomas. In fact, he repeatedly wrote against the practice of owners having sex with slaves, both privately to friends, and in his own diary.
Closest guess appears to be one of his uncles. The guy was known for fricking slaves and apparently even visited Jefferson's house around the time Sally would've gotten pregnant
Note that Thomas specifically wrote about how he found black people ugly and did the classic comparison to apes.
I suspect that is part of the reason they want it to be believed he banged the negress.
"See baby dey do be likin us and sheet"
It takes a special kind of fragile to get this melodramatic over family guy jokes
It was probably Thomas brother considering the time frame
Not that it matters. Banging slaves is based
There's conclusive genetic evidence.
John Adams was a good man.
yDNA is not conclusive.
It needs to be supported with other evidence.
Peter's voice is funny but there isn't a single funny joke
>Peter's voice is funny
You're that one kid whos always trying to do South Park voices aren't you
No. South Park was actually funny though
I'm Glen Quagmire.
gum
Pope
The episode where Brian has his own cab and keeps unknowingly not picking up Cleveland is hilarious.
When they did that naked dancing reference to The Wiz, I had no idea what was going on.
Family guy is funny to 14 year old boys and mentally undeveloped adults.
im not takin my sneakers off i am sneakers otoole
hey take off those sneakers
no
i didnt take my sneakers off im still sneakers otoole
Couldn't he at least have found a slave that looked good?
looks good to me, my Black. I'm 6'5, 135 IQ btw :n)
Good luck finding a slave that looked much better. Do you expect people that were underfed, had to do daily hard labor and no access to any type of skincare product to look like supermodels?
>that were underfed
What are you basing that off of?
This is why Family Guy posters can't have comfy threads like American Dad posters. The AD writers stopped dabbling in politics around season 2 and - unsurprisingly - that's when it got good. Family Guy has no shortage of episodes to spark a flame war with.
Why do people think Sally was raped? She loved white dick.
>In 1787, when she was 14, Sally Hemings accompanied Jefferson's daughter, also named Martha, to Paris where they joined Thomas Jefferson. There Sally was a legally free and paid servant as slavery was not legal in France. At some time during her 26 months in Paris, the widower Jefferson began intimate relations with her.
>As attested by her son, Madison Hemings, Sally later agreed with Jefferson that she would return to Virginia and resume her life in slavery, as long as all their children would be freed when they came of age
So basically she was completely willing and was a smoking hot little teen loving superior white dick
The idea that a white man 300 years ago had to rape an Indian or black girl is such a fricking Cope.
Every able bodied minority woman would have killed their own children just for a chance to jump onto of a white guy back then.
after reading this thread I love founding fathers now and I'm not even american
For me it Brian acts like a dog jokes.
Someone post a list of newer episodes worth watching. Haven't watched anything in years.
I like the one where they’re all on a cruise
When Peter's so wasted he slurs his words for a cutaway gag and Stewie has no idea what the gag is.
I don't really care if he was a slave banger or not. He's still the most based American president and taught us about macaroni and cheese after returning from a trip to Europe.
He turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit I ever saw.