post your ideal titanic sub MOVIE OR TELEVISION SHOW outcome.
i think the crew would kill the tourists to preserve oxygen and then eat them for sustenance. not like the world would miss someone willing to pay 250k to go to the bottom of the ocean in a glorified play place tube
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why is it so hard to find the sub? doesn't it just drop straight down to where the Titanic is?
yeah did they even try to look around the titanic?
apparently the titanic wreckage itself is incredibly hard to find, even with exact coordinates. They'll often search for hours before resurfacing without finding it. It's 12,500 ft deep in pitch black waters. Now imagine trying to find a missing submersible in that kind of environment, it's like looking for a needle in a haystack. Even if they find it, it could take a very long time
thanks for the answer
Black person
i was agreeing with you, you RACIST
Man if only the sub had an 8 foot wall of LED lights
Or a beacon that pulses sound signals at regular intervals. You know, like real subs have.
They don't have gadjets that pinpoint exactly where they are?
Also I'm hoping that they brought some video cameras down there for some end of their life documentation. Would be cozy.
Yes but it relied on starlink like their now useless internet connection
People really overestimate the capability of modern technology. I mean we still dont even have a telescope capable of actually seeing the flag on the moon.
>the flag on the moon
I like you, you cheeky c**ts.
the government assures me it is actually there
The deep ocean is a greater beast than space
That's what I mean. If you think we cant see a flag you're crazy for thinking we have mastery of the ocean. Or for thinking we can detect alien civilizations or the composition of other planets. Or basically anything they teach as fact about physics.
Never underestimate mans hubris
beacons are a standard feature on submarines. It doesn't have one because the CEO was moronic
sure we do just need to use it with the apple AR giggles
>Why don't they have magic devices durrr
GPS signals don't penetrate the ocean, dipshit. Salt water is a conductive medium
Can't they just use a big magnet? It's not like there are that many metal stuff in the ocean.
>randomly flogs giant electromagnet up and down over 12,000 vertical feet for several miles
Looking for a needle in a haystick is unironically even easier than finding this sub
Why can't it surface?
>mankind can keep in contact with a fricking mars rover
>a metal tube underwater is a no no
mars rover was actually built by competent individuals
Mars isnt real its all fugazi
Water blocks radio waves, including actual radiation. It's much easier to send a radio wave to Mars than 12000 feet of water.
Pftt, yeah, ok.
Can't they use sonar and try to find big metal thing on the radar?
Take a look at OP's pic again and realize that that's the majority of the space in the sub. It's fricking tiny and they've got a lot of ocean to search.
>Big metal thing
What metal? It's made of carbon fiber
The ends are metal
its pitch black and your lights only cast so far. Also the video quality and gps location is probably ass because the 2.4 miles of water thing
>The cuck Can
Joe Biden killed them
>post your ideal titanic sub MOVIE OR TELEVISION SHOW outcome.
The vax claims five more. Thanks big pharma
The tourists ghosts learn to let go of their worldly riches as they interact with the (mostly) broke and poverty striken victims of the titantic. Those who refuse and cozy up with the rich ghosts are sent to hell.
So, the antithesis of ghost ship. Already done and old
Just get on the submarine you peasant.
do you think their last conversations down there are kino?
>GOOD MORNING SIR- *COUGH COUGH*
>WE ARE APPROACHING REDEEM AT 2.5 STREET SHITS
>*dies*
Probably PLEASE STOP THE MUSIC
>life imitates art
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Truly a hell someone deserves
not sure if it's any of them on the sub or not
Fate be like that tho
>Slowly asphyxiating on the pitch black ocean floor surrounded by other dying, barefoot men as my heart will go on plays repeatedly
and you are suffocating on the smell of shit
each of those men have taken a big greasy shit in the corner of that sub
they look like healthy poop men
I genuinely shutter to imagine being locked in a small tube with a fricking indian as my death
Not trying to be offensive or anything and it must be their diet? But Indians are constantly farting and it STINKS but like not in a fart way, it smells like something else.
>its almost like they eat rotten meat loaded with spices or something. I can’t figure out WHY their byproduct smells so bad!
Even worse. Imagine being stuck there with a billionaire? Yikes.
That speaker would have been dismantled from someone losing their shit
This gives me hope that there is a God, and He is just.
ebin :DDDD>>
its almost as if kino happens in real life
>there was a moment-
they're trying to make the pakis use the shitter
>THIS SUMMER
>ONE CREW
>IS ABOUT TO FIND OUT
Death from covid-19
>mfw when i get inside the sub and notice a madcatz controller for navigation,
>here's your controller, bro
$250k well spent LMAO
>battery dies
>its over
It needs a hit musical number obviously
?t=33
Being stuck at the bottom of the ocean in pitch black is probably the only time these people experienced any sort of real emotion
I didn't realize it looked that bleak on the inside, you'd think they'd at least add some lining or something to make it look less horrible.
>Alibaba submarine
Realistically, if you were to write a docuseries/drama plot for this, what major scenes would you put in it?
THIS IS AN ON TOPIC THREAD YOU FRICKING JANITORS
Something similar to the blood orgy scene in Event horizon, except its all audio on a recovered blackbox
Gotta get up fast!
WE GAAN
>harbor freight tier bungee cords
it's over isn't it?
Its always the We Gaan phenotype
I imagine it would be like Frasier and the 3 Crane men are just taking turns ravishing Daphne while the dog watches
>due to how could it can get at the bottom of the ocean its very likely by this point they could have died of hypothermia
It's fricking 5°C and they have clothes. Just hugging each other should keep them warm enough.
They'd probably freeze to death before they run out of oxygen
they find the sub 5 minutes before oxygen runs out
they find a serial killer in the sub
its the billionaire
>but it did happen
around titanic never relax
around the titanic keep calm and don't panic
this picture reminds me of another picture but i can't quite put my finger on it
lemonparty.jpg
nah you know the one
There's a tiny bag near the window where you pull a curtain and play some loud music while you shit so they're currently marinating in Paki shit particles right now
>pray for their safety
I suggest they try rescuing them instead.
ive worked in projects dealing with unmanned aquatic vessels. it boggles my mind someone actually went inside this deathcage without any safety protocols. my engineer head is imploding rn fr no cap.
>250k per ticket
Talk about sunk cost!
Goddamnit Carlos
Sounds like a pretty substandard trip to me
>me_and_the_bros_on_our_way_to_the_underworld.jpg
so, what are the hopes that we eventually find the sub intact? Is it even worth rescuing, much less getting it open, if we fail to find after a week?
I feel ill
Why do you feel ill?
just thinking about how fleeting life is and how many lives are lost everyday due to simple tragedies. Shit sucks
Chances are they're dead already, after a week theres no chance at all and the subs crushed
>after a week
It's been two days.
Read what i replied to champ
My apologies anon. Didn't read his full comment earlier.
>Is it even worth rescuing, much less getting it open, if we fail to find after a week?
People are going to be looking for this fricking thing for years to come, it's just too small in too large an area, IF they're even in that relatively small area anymore
It was all a scam to boost the deep sea exploration industry
assuming he is alive, what is he thinking right now?
>And then I said to the guy "console? I'm PC master race"
>im going to kill this little sand rat kid and eat his left calf for protein and adrenochrome so I can be spry and alert when i meet Xenu
>those ex-military white guys don't look so bad now
I doubt any ex-military white guys would have had anything to do with this disaster
>assuming he is alive, what is he thinking right now?
I wish I didn't make this thing with parts from Camper World
>I should have hired some loser to drive this shit instead of doing it myself
This something that bothers me, this guy knew he was cutting corners, he knew no governmental body would authorise it becuase of how shit it was, and he still went down?
Like sending other people to their deaths is understandable but to join them is beyond me
Can't get sued if you're dead.
5D chess
Didn't he operate on international waters? Legally fricking bulletproof son those guys are genius scam artists, until they weren't. Imagine the profit margins, a million bucks cash with every dive on a tin can with a propeller in the back.
and if they die, insurance would cover it.
Yeah its a genius move but getting in a deathtrap of your own creation is beyond insane, if i was a learned man im sure theres an old tale this could be likened to
The only reasonable explanation is that he is not very smart.
Wait a minute, does this fricking sub not have any windows at all? Were they just going down there to look at it through external cameras on screens in the sub?
They're going to fricking die to watch some footage on a screen they could have bought from countless other expeditions?
There is a window in the shitter.
So they were totally going down there personally to look at a video screen? In this deathtrap? Hopefully their stupidity breaks spacetime and sticks them in a pocket dimension of darkness with my heart will go on looping endlessly for the next million years
Basically yeh, even if it had proper windows you wouldnt see shit anyway its too dark, idek if this thing had external lights
The sub has one single window, it's in the bathroom. That's the level of quality these people were working with.
Behind the poop curtain i believe is a window, if you wanted to stare into the abyss while shitting
Every safety feature he declined that would get them out of this
Were the passengers supposed to pilot the sub themselves? Was there no staff on board?
>[william h macy voice] i..i just need some more time, guys.
>you embezzled the funds for this submarine to get braces!!!???
>no need for braces Donnie.
The interview is eerie now
is that the real edie falco tho?
ALPHA JAMES CAMERON SPITS ON THESE KEKS
>owner says he won't hire 50 year old men with submarine experience because he wants the pilot to be young and more inspiring
>everyone dies
Lol. Lmao even.
source? i keep seeing this
In some interview he did
Reserve your tickets NOW for the Titanic Wreck Tour Wreck Tour!
we need to go deeper
they should just nuke the titanic from orbit, only wya to be sure
>Missing since Sunday
What happens when the driver needs to sleep? Do they even have food in there? Does the sub have enough power to stay on all that time?
They found the portal and are exploring atlantis rn
>I could be fricking Atlantis pussy right now if I had 250k
these niqqas are 100% dead, right?
yes
they were taken by underwater UFOs
They already said even if they found the sub they can't drag bag to surface in time.
the sub imploded and these dudes are dead
thats looking like the best case scenario.
Is there any possibility if they made it to the surface, they could somehow someway get the hatch open
No, the hatch is bolted from the outside.
I struggle to imagine how they'd break open something made to withstand the ocean floor pressures. Recall they're bolted in from the outside.
Nah, absolute best case scenario is that they experienced explosive decompression and died instantly
Worst case is they're slowly suffocating on the ocean floor in pitch darkness while smelling curry shits
>the sub imploded
fricking idiot. you have 0 idea how real life physics work, and I love how you all assume there was a structural failure in the hull, which has to occur for this type of phenomenon to even take place
We already know that the window was not suited for pressures at even half the depth they were diving to you moronic homosexual pseud, they are fricking SMASHED and SLAMMED
YOU ARE THE FRICKING IDIOT…WHY WOULD A WINDOW HOLD ITS ATMOSPHERIC INTEGRITY AND THEN GO KABLOOM WHEN THEY REACHED THE CRUSHING DEPTH…FRICKING STUPID SHITSKIN
THEY EITHER WOULD HAVE NEVER MADE IT DOWN OR THEY ARE SITTING IDLE AT THE BOTTOM RUNNING OUT OF OXYGEN. READ. A. BOOK.
>WHY WOULD A WINDOW HOLD ITS ATMOSPHERIC INTEGRITY AND THEN GO KABLOOM WHEN THEY REACHED THE CRUSHING DEPTH
I think you just answered your own question buddy
You clearly dont understand. The window would have failed halfway down to the bottom if that were the case, which the guys up would have been able to detect.
Its not some movie effect where they make it to the bottom and then suspenseful music plays and then the window fails under the pressure
The window was rated to 1300 meters. That doesn't mean that the moment they hit 1301 the window immediately implodes you absolute autist.
It literally does, my science you are fricking moronic…enjoy failing your precal class you idiotic zoomer mutt
Better yet, just because it was only rated for 1.3 km doesn't mean it couldn't have served well enough for the expected X dives to 2 km. Some organisations do leave way too large safety margins. Which is exactly what someone sane would want for a vessel that is meant to go that deep, sure, but it's beside the point.
but they have gone on multiple dives down there beforehand
this was not their first dive you idiot, they've been doing this for at least a year. If the window wasn't strong enough they would've exploded the first time they went down.
Not how it works moron
well most experts are saying that it most likely imploded so I will go with the engineers opinions over the angry sperg on Cinemaphile
You mean the hull that, instead of a solid sphere like others for that depth, is a tube with hemispheres bolted to the end of it? A design that, at that depth, makes 0 fricking sense from a safety/longevity perspective? Yeah, I'm sure it's still intact.
>After Lochridge issued his inspection report, OceanGate officials convened a meeting on January 19, 2018, with the CEO, human resources director, engineering director, Lochridge, and the operations director. Per the complaint:
>At the meeting Lochridge discovered why he had been denied access to the viewport information from the Engineering department—the viewport at the forward of the submersible was only built to a certified pressure of 1,300 meters, although OceanGate intended to take passengers down to depths of 4,000 meters. Lochridge learned that the viewport manufacturer would only certify to a depth of 1,300 meters due to experimental design of the viewport supplied by OceanGate, which was out of the Pressure Vessels for Human Occupancy (“PVHO”) standards. OceanGate refused to pay for the manufacturer to build a viewport that would meet the required depth of 4,000 meters.
https://newrepublic.com/post/173802/missing-titanic-sub-faced-lawsuit-depths-safely-travel-oceangate
>niqqas
Go back.
yes, 100%. If they somehow survived it would be an absolute miracle and kinos would be made about this story for years to come
unless they surfaced long ago, sure
Absolutely. As soon as the coast guard was informed that the craft was missing they were already 100% dead.
Where was the structural engineer to help design the build plans for this craft? Are these people this absorbed in their own hubris?
>Are these people this absorbed in their own hubris?
Oh dear lord you have no idea how bad it's become
The future moonshots are going to be fricking hysterical in a very black comedy way
>Hamish : “I never thought I’d die sitting criss cross apple sauce side-by-side with Pakis.”
>Dawood :"How about side-by-side with a friend?”
>*dies*
Seeing as there is enough CO2 filtering and oxygen for 40 hours for 5 people, do you think one of them managed to kill the other 4 to extend his life to 200 hours?
I'd be surprised if they haven't killed the CEO by now
The CEO was in the ship bud
Which is why they would kill him after realizing his bullshit jerry-rigged sub is going to be their coffin
I think they may have found it
?
OH????
>there's a guy missing
>nobody wants to tell what happened
SPOOKED.
possible scenarios:
1. they all died instantly from delta P
2. they lost power and are all shitting themselves literally
2a. they lost power , the captain has been murdered
2b. they lost power , the captain has been murderedraped
The captain was certainly the first to be eaten. Maybe they took turns with the corpse afterwards. There are no laws in hell.
it's 4 tourists vs 1 crew
>window in bathroom
>water is full of debris and is dark anyway
what a shitty view
Imagine being in the sub, and you need to take a shit or piss by now. What to do?
It has a toilet
It most certainly does not
see
It has a portable toilet like they use in RV's or sailboats
>10 hour fricking dive doesn't have a toilet
Fricking moron
found the sussein
in the same way this deathtrap has a toilet
dude looks too relaxed while the mom and kids look tense. looks like he kidnapped a single mom and her two kids
problem bunkerlet?
no
*takes a shit 1 feet away from two children*
explain why that's a bad idea, looks like a sweet shelter bruv
Having your only entrance and exit under a structure that will probably collapse is a really fricking bad idea. It should be in the open away from trees and buildings.
maybe the hatch door is hydraulically powered so it can push off the majority of debris
>car wheel barely sits on hatch door
>now you die
what do they talk about while the world ends?
>It has a toilet
it has a plastic tackle box, that they bought at Camper World, and call it a toilet. It can hold maybe 2 logs, 4 MAX.
it's still a place to shit moron making it a toilet.
Duck behind the shit curtain my friend
>the shitter has the only viewport
The guys behind this are master manipulators to convince some rich fricks to spend 200k on this.
The guy behind it also got in it, drank his own kool aid
>one toilet on board hidden by black curtain when in use
so when the toilet is not in use you have to stare at it? Does the poo go outside when you flush?
>poop hatch opens to eject poop
>instant depressurization of entire sub
Wouldn't be surprised if they did this
>poop hatch not rated for curry shits
more likely scenario
the shit just stays there in a box right below the shitter, they didn't have basic security stuff I doubt they installed a sceptic tank
> 12.500 feet below sea level
> pitch black
> cold
> imminent death
> stuck in a cramped tube with 2 smelly indians
If anyones alive they've lost the plot completely
your overthinking, its a fricking cooler acting as a toilet man.
Why hasn't the Titanic imploded yet after over 100 years? Checkmate physics!
It’s not pressurized
Imagine dying in slow motion and coming to the realization the entire internet is mocking and meming you.
fish in the first panel
I would prefer dying on the Titanic to whatever hell they've submitted themselves to in that coffin any day
>"Banging sounds" were detected on Monday close to where the Titanic sub went missing and it continued for several hours at 30-minute intervals - Rolling Stone
Is it easy to be a millionaire? Like, honestly. These people paid 250k to get fricking murdered. There is NO WAY they are more intelligent than me
you have a very high opinion of yourself
I am smarter than these morons. You clearly lack self confidence
if you're so smart why aren't you a millionaire?
Idiot..I already have thousands vested in silver and bitcoin. I am better off than you I GUARANTEE it
nice dude
If they're so smart how come they're dead? I may not be smarter than the average millionaire but I am definitely smarter than these chowderheads..
They could have paid me $20 to tell them that thing is a death trap. Hubris is a b***h
Pressure pushin' down on me
Pressin' down on you, no man ask for
Under pressure that brings a building down
Splits a family in two, puts people on streets
Mm-ba-ba-beh, mm-ba-ba-beh
Dee-day-da, ee-day-da
That's okay
That's the terror of knowing what this world is about
Watchin' some good friends screamin', "Let me out"
Pray tomorrow gets me higher
Pressure on people, people on streets
Da-da-da, mm-mm
Da-da-da-ba-bum
Okay
Chippin' around, kick my brains 'round the floor
These are the days it never rains but it pours
Ee-doh-ba-buh, ee-da-ba-ba-bop
Mm-bo-bop, beh-lup
People on streets, ee-da-dee-da-day
People on streets, ee-da-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da
It's the terror of knowing what this world is about
Watching some good friends screaming, "Let me out"
Pray tomorrow gets me higher, higher, high
Pressure on people, people on streets
Turned away from it all like a blind man
Sat on the fence but it don't work
Keep comin' up with love but it's so slashed and torn
Why, why, why?
Love
Insanity laughs under pressure we're breaking
Can't we give ourselves one more chance?
Why can't we give love that one more chance?
Why can't we give love, give love, give love, give love
Give love, give love, give love, give love?
'Cause love's such an old-fashioned word
And love dares you to care for
The people on the edge of the night
And love dares you to change our way of
Caring about ourselves
This is our last dance
>5000 psi
>small leak would cause everyone inside to burst into flames like a large engine
is even a small stream of water shot inside it could easily decapitale and basically laser off peoples arms.
>porthole certified for 1300m
>sub expected to go as deep as 4000m
>lack of non-destructive testing of the hull
>hazardous flammable materials being used within the sub
>back in 2018, their director of marine operations tells them it's bullshit and a huge safety risk
>gets immediately fired
These guys are dead.
>back in 2018, their director of marine operations tells them it's bullshit and a huge safety risk
>gets immediately fired
I just dont understand how people so stupid get so rich
A lot of people get rich by taking insane risks, but are either lucky or they are actually smart but after that they subconsciously think risk = good no matter what so they die doing crazy shit like trying to climb Everest.
Confidence, arrogance, ruthlessness, cynicism.
certified for 1300m
But it held for several other dives, surely it will h
*pancake noises*
from what I understand they didn't even have a test sub, one that would be unmanned and showcase how many trips before the vessel becomes unsafe and needs to be rebuilt.
rich people do crazy shit because they're so absent from normal life that they don't truly understand danger
Just read in The Rolling Stones that they picked up BANGING on a sonar yesterday
Those guys didn’t implode, THEYRE ACTUALLY ALIVE
Much more grim than previously thought
you already have the rough outline for one
Life Aquatic.
?t=56
Fricking kek'd at that part. Thanks, anon.
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/titanic-submersible-missing-searchers-heard-banging-1234774674/
OH NO NO NO NO
now why would they be banging on the walls?
Curry shits in the tackle box
So people know they're still alive, haven't you watched a sub movie
sos? come on son
>this moron has never heard of active/passive sonar
i thought theyd be raping each other instead
coombrain moron. You must be american
https://memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a2069bc4-4c26-460f-9070-c97f745082ed
No, I don't know about nautical survival tactics. I'll just kms
Slow death while my heart will go on plays endlessly it is.
Found footage kino when?
this is crazy. why only banging at 30 minute intervals? And i guess this means they heard it from something not on the surface ,but underwater, which means pretty much they couldn't get them in time anyway
Can they really say that this was from the sub? There's nothing else in 13,000 feet of ocean that could be making a banging noise?
>Can they really say that this was from the sub?
Of course not, it's a big story so news outlets will just publish any clickbait they can get their hands on
>“It is being reported that at 2 a.m. local time on site that sonar detected potential ‘tapping sounds’ at the location, implying crew may be alive and signaling.” The Boston Coast Guard, which is leading the rescue efforts, did not immediately reply to a request for comment on the reported tapping sounds.
Usually it's in patterns nothing natural would make, in military subs it's morse
It’s kind of sus to be in 30 minute intervals. An animal or some shit would be a lot more erratic.
The sub... imploded?!
Why the frick does it need a shitter who can't go 10 hours without pooping? I go 5 days without poop sometimes
obviously for the possibility of the trip taking more than 10 hours such as the very scenario they're in right now
eat more fiber
Any engineerchads in here? Why carbon fibre for the hull tube? My limited experience with the stuff gave me the impression that while stiff, it cracks and splinters if you compress it off the long axis of the fibres. You can pressurise the inside fine because the fibres have good tensile strength, but outside pressure doesn’t make use of that at all. Also it seems to get repetitive stress fatigue around fastening points, so it seems like an odd choice to bolt steel end caps onto it. I’m only dealt with a maximum of 4 layers of weave so these effects might not be relevant at this level.
>Why carbon fibre for the hull tube?
its cheapest
Yea I have already been commenting in this thread. It does not splinter and crack under pressure, as carbon fiber is one of the most tightly compressed synthetics in the world. The steel caps were used to fuse an outer layer over the hull to prevent debris from damaging the main hull, this really is elementary shit anon
They are likely floating near the bottom running out of oxygen as we speak
They're being digested in leviathans belly rn
This is actually a based take. God does not allow people to meddle against the laws of nature
I would simply tie a string to one end and connect it to the boat so you could always just follow the string.
why the frick would the CEO get inside? he must have really believed his own bullshit then. prop to him for that at least.
He probably had sub conscious reservations
I thought these things were tethered to a ship
Captain obvious has something to say guys
>JC literally did this years ago with technology 30 years old
Chad Cameron will always be the greatest pioneer
Titans blackbox
You couldn't pay me 250 million dollars to even dream of going into that tube. Rich people are moronic.
I'll take the money.
It’s up to us Cinemaphile. How do we save them?
>How do we save them?
Make an HBO show about the tragedy
Yeah and add in a woman scientist character trying to save them.
and a minority trying to warn them of the danger of getting parts for the sub from Camper World
he could be a cashier at Camper World
>ohhh thats a bad idea, i dont recommend using that door knob on the sub.
>what are you an engineer?
>yes actually I haven't been able to find work because of racism.
Drain the ocean and pick them out, stupid.
for real though why do they not just drop oxygen tanks to them and let them surface with oxygen tanks?
How would the morons on the ocean floor pick up the oxygen tanks, which I suppose you intended to be weighted down with something to sink instead of float?
They're bolted into the sub and can't leave, but even if they could swimming at that depth is scuba suits is instant death.
It takes over an hour to even rise to the surface safely in a protected sub
>Swimming at that depth at all
Are you totally moronic? There's not a swimming suit on earth that would protect you at those depths.
if you believe in yourself enough you can do anything
>if you believe in yourself enough you can do anything
Based power of the mind believer
That's what I said, even if they could exit the sub they would be killed instantly by the extreme pressure.
>what are saturation divers
No amount of messing with your dissolved gasses composition is going to let you survive four fricking kilometres of water pushing on you at 1 g.
I dont know what a kilometer is and frankly I dont care to learn. So what you are saying means nothing to me
i think of it like sorta like a mile but obviously not exactly
I know cheetahs run a kilometers per hour because thats what they say on the animal channel so I guess thats really fast but other than that I have no clue what you are talking about
Just think miles and you'll be wrong but also right, fellow counts on his fingers bro
It's "about 13,000 feet" for those nostalgic for Imperial British things, like the measurment system.
Imperial measurements are better for day to day life. Godless eurobitches will cope and seethe at this but it's true.
>thing I know easier than thing I don't know
You don't say.
Cut this meter length board into equal thirds, cuckie.
>33,33cm x 3
Oh boy, that was hard.
>Oh boy, that was h--ACKK!!!!
Anon, it's the current year, no one is judging you for dreaming about redcoats coming back and buck-breaking you.
Fascinating, thanks
we rap...
Imagining this playing on repeat instead of the titanic song
>go to where they dove
>dive down
Seriously are these rescuers moronic or are they just trying to kill these guys on purpose?
magnet
I’m gonna start a company that takes people to see the wreck of the Titan in an even smaller sub called the Tit.
heh
Apperantly the life support system just keeps adding oxygen at a constant rate. That shit would have reached an apollo 1 tier enviroment. Could have burned to death.
I bet they already got picked up by the boat that was planned to take them to their new lives. This could honestly be a bunch of rich guys peacing out to go live undisturbed on a private island.
Nah billionaires love being treated like billionaires. Most of them are narcissists which is how they got to where they are in the first place. They wouldn't live anonymously unless they got disgraced or were going to get assassinated or smth
You guys reckon they've started eating each other yet?
Great game, well worth the pirate
>this stupid movie is now responsible for the deaths of 5 people
Titanictards how do we deal with this
>5
you are discounting the WHITE lives of the people that went overboard on the Titanic, which that israelite james cameron exploited
we send a rescue operation down there to save them.
I'll throw a thousand divers down there before I let this valuable piece of history be lost forever!!
James Cameron is directly responsible for their deaths. The families should sue for a cut of the next 3 avatar movies.
>implying this isn't all part of his master plan to drum up interest for Titanic 2
Artists have created a rendering of what many scientists believe may have happened:
Deep ocean is truly scary, i think id have a heart attack if i went down that deep, let alone seeing a colossal squid or some such
It will be like that episode of evangelion where shinj gets sucked into the black hole and is running out of oxygen. right when they run out the sub will turn into a berserk eva and jump out of the water
and this is what we use to stear the boards
How could this system POSSIBLn0m0wvY have failed?
the steering didn't fail
What are you building for him now, a submarine? I want 33:45 hours of oxygen a year for the rest of my life.
Looks like they spared no expense so that the customers can get the full Titanic experience.
How many hours of air do the people in the sub have left?
96 hours since Sunday afternoon
so around 1.5 more days?
I read somewhere that it runs out about noon today, provided its not been crushed
its literally 2108 here you moron, thats 15 hours from now
Its 3am where i am
What kind of stupid country are you in
I'll never tell
>he’s on central time
Let me guess, Chimpcongo? Birmingham? Memphis? fricking Black person
I saw an article that was put out that said 40 hours left, so around 35 I guess
most kino ending would be the reveal that the sub imploded 2 days ago and all this search was for nothing
imagine they find tapes of the billionaire manically laughing as he rams titanic and the toilet is sloshing around
BUT THEN WHO WAS KNOCK?
>giant squid answered their call for help and together with all the fishes they took the ship back to the surface
>the billionaire realized that his companies had been destroying earth
>after returned home he changed his name to Squid Guy.
What's their mission itinerary anyway?
How long was the dive from the surface to the wreck?
How long do they plan to stay there?
How long does the sub take to rise back to the surface?
So far i only know that they lost contact about 1 hour 45 minutes into the dive.
it was supposed to take 8 hrs or so total
Sir, Danny Boyle is already here for the movie rights.
How is James Cameron gonna work a romance plot into Titan if it’s 5 dudes?
It's 2023 chudley
Instead of having sex in the car it’s gonna be gay poopy buttsex behind the curtain on the toilet
insert a super special OC girl who saves the day
Half of them realize they're trans.
>being forced to wait in a tiny space in the depths of the ocean with several people while you're all forced to wait knowing your oxygen will run out and you will all die and there is nothing you can do about it
Holy shit is there a worse way to go bros?
People living your worst nightmare so you dont have to
>while my heart will go on loops endlessly in the background
Probably PLEASE STOP THE MUSIC
Really is the kicker
being locked in with poors. at least these were clean, modern, high class people.
> 2 pakistanis
Come on now
>modern
I agree with you on everything but historical rich people would be kino death partners
Someone call them
the real question is would the bill paxton thunderbirds have saved the day?
You think they had ackward gay sex with each other as a last bit of fun before their cruel deaths?
>One 19-year old aboard the sub
>They all hold him down and take turns wrecking his Paki twink bussy using each other's cum as lube
>Last one to have a go is his Paki dad
>They all strangle him once they're done to conserve oxygen
>Just as the dad finishes choking the life out of his son while busting a final nut inside his rectum the Navy submarine makes contact
Just like "The Mist", this could be real kino
THE PRESSURE RISES
WITH NO SUR GLUB GLUB GLUB
>have maybe a day or two to contemplate death
>want to pray in Mecca's direction
>can't since you don't know where it is
>get progressively more upset at this
>the owner of the entire enterprise is there with you
>know you're going to hell by praying even at a slight angle away from Mecca
>occupy the shitter and make a last stand as Hamish Hufflepuff and the rest scoot over to the other tip
>start waging war against the infidels for making you go to hell
>start massacring each other
>son goes down, torn to pieces
>Hamish eats half of him, tosses the rest at the toilet
>defeat the CEO of Titanic 2, use his skin and bones to create rudimentary weapons and shielding
>hatch pops open
>hi guys you're saved!!
>>know you're going to hell by praying even at a slight angle away from Mecca
Doesn't work that way
you right he would go to hell for praying to a child rapist
Is there a website counting down the 96-hour oxygen supply?
Given the absolute state of the sub its doubtful they even gave them the full 96 hours
lol yep, they cheaped out on the oxygen supply. you just know it.
they must be using chinese made oxygen
oceangate.com
they have more air if they go after the pilot and company owner
>not installing an emergency sonar beacon
>not installing a little device that goes beep beep beep in a steady rhythm
>not having a tiny little hand-crank propeller that you can hand crank to give you a little thrust
>not having two large sand bags tied with rope around the submarine that you can sever so the submarine goes up by itself
>not having a yogurt cup with a string that goes up to the ship where there's another yogurt cup with a string so you can tell them what's up
>not having a tiny pigeon fish in a separate compartment that you can send up with an encoded message about what's going on
>not having a SECOND sub shadow you around in case anything goes wrong
>not having a backup controller that uses a wire
>not revealing last second that you in fact sent a double to go in your stead because you were busy that day
The implosion happens so quickly and violently that it literally causes an explosion of the air, like the inside of a diesel cylinder firing. Any mechanism on board or attached would have been destroyed before it could even calculate something was wrong.
Reality is that fail safes would only be alerting the surface of an unsalvageable situation to begin with. There are only 2 possibilities: 1) they are alive but not recoverable because there are very few crafts that can actually go to such depths and none of them can help surface the submersible, 2) they imploded
I hope they hire the same director from Titanic 2
Fade In: Fade Out
THE MOTION PICTURE
>building another titanic and sailing the same course on the same day
I want to say this is idiotically unrealistic, but then I remembered that this exists https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SKYNET_(surveillance_program)
I remember watching the end of this movie when it was airing on the scifi channel as a kid
Id have saved them in record time.
lmao this is one of the funniest thread in Cinemaphile in a while
Is there anything worse than deepseamentia