"Lucy Liu" is nowhere near the trope name that "Ching Chong" is. "Lucy" isn't even Chinese - it's one of those surrogate given names that serve as a shortcut for phonetically challenged Americans.
Yes. The guy's introduced to a new society in which he is told it is culturally inappropriate to say "Voldemort," a word he has never heard before, and immediately run around saying it everywhere.
>Harry and Ron didn't London Bridge Hermione
Rowling wrote them as such betas. Think about it. What type of guy is always talking to a girl but never does anything sexual with her? Either a complete beta orbiter, or an actual gay guy.
This is female fantasy bullshit. Harry and Ron are socially cool, decently attractive, into sports and other male activities, willing to risk their lives for others... and they're always a step behind "le smart girlboss" Hermione. This is the kind of guy that average to below average women who read Harry Potter expect.
It would be like a book where the female protagonist has huge breasts and only loves to cook and suck dick and her best friend is the chubby balding guy with no friends who posts on a Bengali magical TV and movies imageboard all day long. Complete bullshit.
Harry is an idiot. That's canon. Every time Harry makes progress in the story, it's because he has Ron and Hermione helping him out. He can not be trusted to make his own decisions. He probably just married Ginny because he felt safer with someone who looked like one of his tard wranglers.
Today I learned that some people call a spitroast a london bridge. Really goes to show how things are different around the world. Wow!
You're confusing "kink" with "regular human sexuality." Example: Can most guys see their mom as sexually attractive? Yes. Do most guys walk around like "my mom is hot, I'd frick her." No.
Two guys do stuff with the same girl and keep it hush-hush all the time. Walking around like "I'm in a MMF relationship" is something different. Go outside.
No but the closest I came was >Me and a guy two grades older sit next to each other in high school band >He has a gf who is also two grades older >I never met her or talked to her >Years later >She and I hook up on a dating app
We didn't discuss the mutual connection until after sex. It wasn't that awkward.
I had a number of female friends in highschool who I hung out with but never pursued.
Some I didn't find attractive. Some were unavailable. Some were out of my league. One was a lesbian.
It's perfectly reasonable that Ron would pursue Hermione and Harry would hold back due to bro code.
>Not being a sex worker in Asia and advertising herself as "Cho Chang from Harry Potter"
It's like she doesn't want to make $100,000/week on geeky white men.
Pansy followed Malfoy around like a puppy but they didn't get together in the end, Malfoy married Astoria Greengrass. JK has said that they didn't get together because Pansy was based on her childhood bully and she didn't want her to have a ''happy ending'.
Made way more sense for him to marry into the one wizard clan that has been supporting him all this time. Also they made Ginny more uggu for the movies because they didn't recast the child actress. Pretty dumb move.
>Also they made Ginny more uggu for the movies because they didn't recast the child actress. Pretty dumb move.
Bullshit. Bonnie Wright is cute as heck. Look up her nude leaks.
She was literally hung up on her dead boyfriend. That never works out.
Besides, Harry was a moron and Cho was at best interested in his celebrity status (if we assume she was interested at all and not just entertaining his crush on her out of pity).
I find Asian women to be uncanny, I find a lot of mixed race asian girls very attractive tho, even the ones that are clearly asian like the avatar actress. Something about the eyes, mouth, jaw, cheekbones all so fricked up looking on full asians
I too would avoid getting into a serious relationship with a girl named Chink Chong
>b***h is called CHO CHANG
Mid-2000's editors tought this was ok...
Cho is just an uncommon romanisation of the character for Summer (which is used as her name in the Chinese printing).
In a series that has Cedric Diggory, Albus Dumbledore, Hermione Granger, her name is fairly normal in comparison.
>Cedric Diggory, Albus Dumbledore, Hermione Granger
Ordinary british names
No theyre not. People still have those names but its not like they’re popular
>Imogen Gay Poots
Chó is Vietnamese for dog.
>50 million vietnamese guys are called N'Guyen
they're not even trying anymore aren't they?
I knew 2 Nguyens in my highschool class. They were not related.
Classic Nguyen-Nguyen situation.
kek
mine had like 50 lol
vietnam is a funny country
Are you seriously trying to tell me that 12% of all Vietnamese are Trans?
I mean maybe more honestly
Lotta trans
Oh, we had a Tran as well. Forgot about her. And a Bui.
>imagine the french invaded England and decreed that anyone not french must use "Smith" as surname for themsleves and their descendants
This is how a vietnamese guy explained it to me
Well "Lucy Liu" was a big star at the time
"Lucy Liu" is nowhere near the trope name that "Ching Chong" is. "Lucy" isn't even Chinese - it's one of those surrogate given names that serve as a shortcut for phonetically challenged Americans.
Yes. The guy's introduced to a new society in which he is told it is culturally inappropriate to say "Voldemort," a word he has never heard before, and immediately run around saying it everywhere.
Thats because he refused to give that much power and respect for his parent's murderer
asian girls' hair is so dark and straight and glossy, brehs
He wanted to put his Potter in a Weasley hole
>Harry and Ron didn't London Bridge Hermione
Rowling wrote them as such betas. Think about it. What type of guy is always talking to a girl but never does anything sexual with her? Either a complete beta orbiter, or an actual gay guy.
This is female fantasy bullshit. Harry and Ron are socially cool, decently attractive, into sports and other male activities, willing to risk their lives for others... and they're always a step behind "le smart girlboss" Hermione. This is the kind of guy that average to below average women who read Harry Potter expect.
It would be like a book where the female protagonist has huge breasts and only loves to cook and suck dick and her best friend is the chubby balding guy with no friends who posts on a Bengali magical TV and movies imageboard all day long. Complete bullshit.
Harry is an idiot. That's canon. Every time Harry makes progress in the story, it's because he has Ron and Hermione helping him out. He can not be trusted to make his own decisions. He probably just married Ginny because he felt safer with someone who looked like one of his tard wranglers.
Today I learned that some people call a spitroast a london bridge. Really goes to show how things are different around the world. Wow!
I like calling it an Eiffel Tower
MMF threesomes are pretty gay.
You're confusing "kink" with "regular human sexuality." Example: Can most guys see their mom as sexually attractive? Yes. Do most guys walk around like "my mom is hot, I'd frick her." No.
Two guys do stuff with the same girl and keep it hush-hush all the time. Walking around like "I'm in a MMF relationship" is something different. Go outside.
You made eye contact with your bro during sex and now you're desperately trying to justify that in your mind.
it's part of the rules that if you accidentally make eye contact then you have to high five
No but the closest I came was
>Me and a guy two grades older sit next to each other in high school band
>He has a gf who is also two grades older
>I never met her or talked to her
>Years later
>She and I hook up on a dating app
We didn't discuss the mutual connection until after sex. It wasn't that awkward.
>Can most guys see their mom as sexually attractive? Yes.
What? Stop protecting, Freud.
>Two guys do stuff with the same girl and keep it hush-hush all the time.
lol no
no they don't
but thanks for admitting you're gay
You are gay.
I had a number of female friends in highschool who I hung out with but never pursued.
Some I didn't find attractive. Some were unavailable. Some were out of my league. One was a lesbian.
It's perfectly reasonable that Ron would pursue Hermione and Harry would hold back due to bro code.
In the book Ginny was an absolute babe that even the Slytherins admitted was hot.
Harry and her also bonded over shared experiences being traumatized by Voldemort.
The two of them also had very similar senses of humor and attitudes.
Gunny was a prostitute who sat on several dicks before harry. Luna was the best option
>bugchasing
Her quidditch hoop was sideways
Harry was in love with Ron but wasn't gay so he had to settle for the closest option.
>Was he moronic or what?
He had the misfortune of being written by a vindictive white woman.
Potter wanted to save the white race
oof
still would though
looks like for a movie. unless she regularly runs around with blood on her cheeks
>Not being a sex worker in Asia and advertising herself as "Cho Chang from Harry Potter"
It's like she doesn't want to make $100,000/week on geeky white men.
The worst part is you don't even consider that happened.
I mean she still look her age, compared to the 30yo in picrel
No way I refuse to believe that this meth addict is Ginny. You googled redhead street worker didn’t you
here is a better photo
cute, bong genes are unforgiving
Literally jk rowling's self insert. Her bad acting and ugly looks ruined the 6th movie
What? Hermione is J.K. self insert.
Hermione WAS JK's self insert until ginny got old and jk decided to self insert as the hottest girl star athlete in The Warts
Harry is a lucky lad
Meanwhile Pansy
Slytherinchads won in the end
Did Malfoy tap that one?
Yep.
Pansy followed Malfoy around like a puppy but they didn't get together in the end, Malfoy married Astoria Greengrass. JK has said that they didn't get together because Pansy was based on her childhood bully and she didn't want her to have a ''happy ending'.
Reminder that she literally had a black boyfriend, check her Instagram
He used Divination to see his future hapa son and then dumped her.
Book Ginny is meant to be super hot.
yes
he made the right choice. who the hell would want asian kids lol. asians dont even want asian kids
just make your kids take polyjuice potions before they go outside
who the hell is peter
Just read the book, she was cute but annoying.
Made way more sense for him to marry into the one wizard clan that has been supporting him all this time. Also they made Ginny more uggu for the movies because they didn't recast the child actress. Pretty dumb move.
>Also they made Ginny more uggu for the movies because they didn't recast the child actress. Pretty dumb move.
Bullshit. Bonnie Wright is cute as heck. Look up her nude leaks.
She was literally hung up on her dead boyfriend. That never works out.
Besides, Harry was a moron and Cho was at best interested in his celebrity status (if we assume she was interested at all and not just entertaining his crush on her out of pity).
Asians are so fricking ugly and wierd looking. If youre attracted to this youre mentally ill and need to stop watching enime
Ok cracker
What’s it like to have a cute Korean or Japanese wife?
Depends. Which one? There's a huge difference between Japanese and South Korean girls. And, no, I'm not talking about plastic surgery.
I knew married women go to shit fast, but this is ridiculous.
Have you seen their “then and now” pic? She mogs everyone, and I don’t even have a touch of yellow fever.
>Have you seen their “then and now” pic? She mogs everyone
Heavily cherrypicked. You could easily make such a collage the other way around.
Do it, I dare you
I find Asian women to be uncanny, I find a lot of mixed race asian girls very attractive tho, even the ones that are clearly asian like the avatar actress. Something about the eyes, mouth, jaw, cheekbones all so fricked up looking on full asians
Potter acted like a total jackass to her simply because she was unknowingly a friend to a traitor. Potter was a c**t for ghosting her
*mogs all canon love interests in your path*
Ello Mr potta
Harry. Show me the magic newspaper again
He dodged a bullet. Asian b***hes are fricking mental patients. Been there, done that.