I've had this but because I couldn't stop my drinking or control my stupid emotions I don't have this anymore. I really hope to get this again now that I'm sober. I'm 30 and trying to turn my life around its still possible right?
>Stuck in one position for hours on end >She won't stop farting >Might even piss herself in her sleep all over you
Okay that last part's alright and maybe the second last part if she's hot but come on what a waste of time
Really annoying and even sweaty in the summer. Snuggling on your arm is real adorable until you need to move and realize you're like the dude that got his arm pinned under a boulder on a mountain. If the arm 'falls asleep' and you get pins and needles its even worse.
annoying because there's a genuine scientific thing behind becoming tired around people you're romantically compatible with. Every time I'd hang out over my girlfriend's house and cuddle up on the couch, I'd basically pass out within minutes.
I guess it makes sense like in caveman times you feel safe enough to fall asleep and the other person will watch your back from other caveman from trying to kill you
well done. I'm the same but my 9 and 11 year old always kidnap me and make me sleep with them
I usually like to take care of a little work on evenings but they're like hot water bottles and as soon as they hug me I fall asleep
feels great to start with because you're in bliss. then after a few years you wonder why your sleep starts turning to shit. and it's because the person next to you tosses and turns and does weird shit in the night you don't realise, because all you know you randomly woke up in the middle of the night again. now my sleep is borked constantly.
only get a good night sleep when i go away for work and i'm alone in a hotel room for a few nights every month or so.
I could never properly fall asleep in bed with any of the gfs Ive had, so I either barely got any rest at all, or had to be really drunk and passed out.
I hate sharing a bedroom. I hate not having whatever I want for white noise, hate feeling selfconscious if Im repeatedly flipping the pillows to the cooler side in the summer, hate not being able to autistically fidget with my hands or feet to some music tune in my head. I guess I just hate the lack of privacy.
Hugging someone you love tightly, being able to smell her and slowly getting more frisky with each other is unironically one of the best feelings in the world
They’re always cold and want to put their leg on top of you or some shit and it gets really uncomfortable and annoying.
Then you break up and you feel sad lonely and guilty for taking them for granted, c’est la vie
Honestly after the first couple times it's pretty average. Yeah it's nice to cuddle up next to someone you love but there's all kinds of annoying things about it >can't move positions freely >she keeps farting in her sleep >if you're facing her you get her breath in your face (especially bad in the mornings) >too hot to do it for an extended period of time, even in winter
Basically you cuddle for a little bit then stop to sleep in a comfortable position. Chances are you sleep in different ways (she sleeps on her side, I sleep on my back) so you can't do it for an extended period of time
This
As a guy who flirts constantly with all my married or otherwise taken coworkers, I don’t understand any guy who lets his woman have a job. She should be home or running errands or going out with her girlfriends. It’s simply what’s best for women.
>have gf >always wants to watch movies with me >10 mins into the flick she's either on her phone scrolling or fell asleep >if she's awake, looks up occasionally asking what someone said, end of the movie she either said it wasn't good or she liked it >if she fell asleep, she asks if we can watch again the next night
took me months to get through a season of Archer with a FWB because our clothes started coming off after 20ish minutes. there's so many episodes I've seen at least 3 times but have no idea what happens
They like the ritual. Not the film itself. It’s like a holiday. No one really cares about the specifics, but it’s the ritual that matters.
Females are ritualistic animals
Want to try something fun? Next time your wife is snoring, just say in a normal tone, "stop snoring". Might take a couple times, but people who snore follow subliminal cues (kinda like hypnotism).
Everyone in my family snores. Trust me, it works!!!
I've seen so many shit movies like this. Blah blah I reeeeaallly want to watch Hunger Games/ Irish Wish / etc.. falls asleep within 30min but me in my autism have to stay up to watch the whole movie to completion.
Based. I hate movies, I'd immediately turn it off and impregnate her on the couch and then make her go to wendys to get me some chili and french fries.
I feel this way 2 years into having a "nice girlfriend" who won't do anything but gentle missionary, it's so fricking boring. I need to rail a bawd so bad.
my gf hates movies and really hates cartoons but she surprised me with tickets to see Spirited Away because she knows I love those movies
5 minutes in she was passed out and loudly snoring in the theater
Love her so much though
10 years ago I dated an older black woman who had a nursing fetish and I would suck her milky breasts the entire time we watched kinos. I really miss that but current gf isn't into it at all..
>one of the last memories with my ex is watching a movie with her >she falls asleep with her feet on me >me being the coomer I am, immediately grope her ass and yada yada, finish in her
god I miss not being an incel
tfw back when covid was a thing >only thing we could do was watch kinos >saturday night kino night became a thing with my wife and her sisters >we would watch some pleb chic friendly stuff, then I'd bust out some kino for after >they would all fall asleep during the second movie >le_evil_grinch_smirk.webm >once i made sure they were asleep I would sniff and lick their barefeet
i miss covid so much bros, it was an amazing time
just lower your standards really low to start. then slowwwwly raise the bar. are you too moronic to frick some chubby girl? its easy. then work your way up to average
t. guy who fricked dozens of very enthusiastic girls from different races who were rarely anything special
I'm starting to think this tbh. I'm divorced, and I look back on who I was and how I behaved back then, my attached to her and the crap I put up with, and all the touchy feely bullshit, now just makes me disgusted with myself back then. And since, the more I deal with other guys who are so desperate for a relationship or are trapped in one, they all come off so desperate and weak, bending over backwards for the approval of some woman, any woman, who most likely brings nothing to their life. I was a disaster when I went through the divorce, but I'm glad it's over now and genuinely think I am a stronger and more self-assured person now. I don't want another relationship ever again, and feel happier and more at peace every day without one, and feel the experience of being in one and it ending honestly was painful as hell at the time but also made me grow and become much more comfortable and happy on my own.
im craving this right now. its a vicious cycle because once i get it i dont want her getting too attached and drift away until she leaves and im happy until i start wanting it again. repeat.
Literally me. Though I will say after being in relationships i’ve come to appreciate alone time WAY fricking more. Around my GF i was always putting on this “normal” character and could never fully let out my true, autist self. Being single I can act whatever way and say or do what ever i want without worrying if it’s ruining the image i’ve created for myself
After living together with my gf for 4 years, pretty much all pretenses are long gone. It's both a good and a bad thing. Good in that it's relaxing and we can be ourselves, bad in that there isn't really any lust or spice most of the time. When we both got dressed up to go out for her birthday recently, I was like "Oh yeah, I forgot she's hot when she tries". I'm sure she thought the same of me. So yeah, those pretenses have their uses.
*Start stealthily removing her socks*
Superb taste
amazing
Why?
What're you gay?
I can't relate to this cause I don't watch movies anyway.
>I can't relate to this cause I don't watch movies anyway.
Me neither, they're boring
how does it feel falling asleep next to someone you love
It feels so nice. When I was 22 it happened to me for the first time and turned my whole life around
>It feels so nice. When I was 22 it happened to me for the first time and turned my whole life around
Oh yeah? What was his name?
Erin
>ywn have this
I wanted this for so long and at 29 I finally got it. It was awful.
how can you not enjoy that lol. are you gay
He probably means all the bullpuckey (excuse the language) that comes with it.
It didn't make me happy
Cum on her
I've had this but because I couldn't stop my drinking or control my stupid emotions I don't have this anymore. I really hope to get this again now that I'm sober. I'm 30 and trying to turn my life around its still possible right?
not as a neet
Not worth it, this life doesn't make sense anymore
So might as well ride the alcohol train to the grave like me.
I.
WILL.
HAVE.
THIS.
I WILL HAVE THIS!!
I W I L L
I W I L L H A V E T H I S
WE WILL HAVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE WILL ALL HAVE THISSSSSSSSSSSSS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That is not a mad anime guy that is ken shamrock from the world wrestling federation
>nose stud
Into the trash
>Stuck in one position for hours on end
>She won't stop farting
>Might even piss herself in her sleep all over you
Okay that last part's alright and maybe the second last part if she's hot but come on what a waste of time
>tfw I finally have that
>tfw I know I’ll lose it someday
I could but the girls won’t be nearly as breedable as she, sir
like bags of milk salt
how would we know ?
source?
Shameless (US version). It's kino.
>sleeping with jeans
Do lesbians really?
Sauce me up you Black person
shameless tv show
>smelly humid girl breath being sent directly up your nostrils
YUCK
K-K-K-KEYNOOOO!!
Really annoying and even sweaty in the summer. Snuggling on your arm is real adorable until you need to move and realize you're like the dude that got his arm pinned under a boulder on a mountain. If the arm 'falls asleep' and you get pins and needles its even worse.
annoying because there's a genuine scientific thing behind becoming tired around people you're romantically compatible with. Every time I'd hang out over my girlfriend's house and cuddle up on the couch, I'd basically pass out within minutes.
I guess it makes sense like in caveman times you feel safe enough to fall asleep and the other person will watch your back from other caveman from trying to kill you
I would like to see that scientific research because that’s something I’ve felt many many times and I thought that was just me
it's amazing when you're still in the honeymoon phase
I've been with my wife 15 years and we're still super affectionate with each other, and cuddle and watch movies all the time.
God bless you and your wife anon
Thank you, I love her so much.
well done. I'm the same but my 9 and 11 year old always kidnap me and make me sleep with them
I usually like to take care of a little work on evenings but they're like hot water bottles and as soon as they hug me I fall asleep
>9 and 11 year old
that's very impressive if it's true
It is literally more addicting than heroin.
Dunno i have a wife
The 'ol ball and chain
Within cells interlinked.
feels great to start with because you're in bliss. then after a few years you wonder why your sleep starts turning to shit. and it's because the person next to you tosses and turns and does weird shit in the night you don't realise, because all you know you randomly woke up in the middle of the night again. now my sleep is borked constantly.
only get a good night sleep when i go away for work and i'm alone in a hotel room for a few nights every month or so.
I could never properly fall asleep in bed with any of the gfs Ive had, so I either barely got any rest at all, or had to be really drunk and passed out.
I hate sharing a bedroom. I hate not having whatever I want for white noise, hate feeling selfconscious if Im repeatedly flipping the pillows to the cooler side in the summer, hate not being able to autistically fidget with my hands or feet to some music tune in my head. I guess I just hate the lack of privacy.
within cells interlinked
Best feeling in the world.
I slept with my mom until middle school
Coincidentally that’s when I stopped being happy, outgoing and not fat
makes you into a softie then she gets the ick and leaves you lmao
Checked.
Unironically one of the best feelings possible.
Hugging someone you love tightly, being able to smell her and slowly getting more frisky with each other is unironically one of the best feelings in the world
They’re always cold and want to put their leg on top of you or some shit and it gets really uncomfortable and annoying.
Then you break up and you feel sad lonely and guilty for taking them for granted, c’est la vie
I can't stand the sound of other people snoring, it's anti sleep-boner pilled
annoying if you’re in the middle of a movie
I fall asleep next to my cat all the time and I love her because she is a great cat and a great animal in general. It feels sleepy to do that.
My girlfriend falls asleep on me and then drools on me.
Honestly after the first couple times it's pretty average. Yeah it's nice to cuddle up next to someone you love but there's all kinds of annoying things about it
>can't move positions freely
>she keeps farting in her sleep
>if you're facing her you get her breath in your face (especially bad in the mornings)
>too hot to do it for an extended period of time, even in winter
Basically you cuddle for a little bit then stop to sleep in a comfortable position. Chances are you sleep in different ways (she sleeps on her side, I sleep on my back) so you can't do it for an extended period of time
POV? the TVs POV or what? fricking moronic zoomers
>he doesn't rewatch movies by sitting next to the tv and watching it through a reflection so the mirrored image makes it new again
ngmi
genius
interlinked
for
Good reference, and the fact that you fricked it up makes it better
i don't get it
She had a long day. Let her sleep while you enjoy your kino.
>She had a long day.
Of fricking and sucking her coworkers.
This
As a guy who flirts constantly with all my married or otherwise taken coworkers, I don’t understand any guy who lets his woman have a job. She should be home or running errands or going out with her girlfriends. It’s simply what’s best for women.
Only if she's Latina.
Women are so annoying.
Pic related is on the screen
why am I sitting directly opposite her? where is the TV?
She has it on her lap. She's holding it for you to watch while she's napping
>have gf
>always wants to watch movies with me
>10 mins into the flick she's either on her phone scrolling or fell asleep
>if she's awake, looks up occasionally asking what someone said, end of the movie she either said it wasn't good or she liked it
>if she fell asleep, she asks if we can watch again the next night
took me months to get through a season of Archer with a FWB because our clothes started coming off after 20ish minutes. there's so many episodes I've seen at least 3 times but have no idea what happens
Mine got horny during the gay sex im game of thrones.
So did I
They like the ritual. Not the film itself. It’s like a holiday. No one really cares about the specifics, but it’s the ritual that matters.
Females are ritualistic animals
*takes picture of her feet with the flash on waking her up*
Why do guys like feet so much now it’s gross
I agree. Maybe it's just israelites seeing how far they can push their brainwashing technique.
you're dating Lorde?
this thread is making me sad. i'm closing the tab. frick females for being so soft and manipulative.
Baskin Roberts
>tfw she's snoring while you're trying to watch Thundercats (2011)
I always think its cute when my wife snores
Want to try something fun? Next time your wife is snoring, just say in a normal tone, "stop snoring". Might take a couple times, but people who snore follow subliminal cues (kinda like hypnotism).
Everyone in my family snores. Trust me, it works!!!
Happening to me right now. I'll never finish Bahuubali
Sneed
Women are greasy and smell like chemicals play they shed long hairs and bobby pins everywhere.
I've seen so many shit movies like this. Blah blah I reeeeaallly want to watch Hunger Games/ Irish Wish / etc.. falls asleep within 30min but me in my autism have to stay up to watch the whole movie to completion.
I listen to audiobooks together with my girlfriend, while we go on a walk. We have it synced, so if someone pauses, it pauses for both.
Turn it off, babe. I wanna go out. I'm hungry.
I can't wait to watch zoomers die emmasse from vaping
any time my zllenial gf looses her vape she has a legit mental breakdown lol fricking addict.
Based. I hate movies, I'd immediately turn it off and impregnate her on the couch and then make her go to wendys to get me some chili and french fries.
What up pimp
Wtf archetype of woman is this
Second generation Mexican
There's a 90% chance she will suck you off if you just straight up ask her.
>archetype
my girlfriend if she wasnt black
my sister
:/
My ex used to suck my dick 20 minutes into every movie. I don't know why you'd date someone if they can just fall asleep next to you during a movie.
>My ex used to suck my dick 20 minutes into every movie
imagine how many other guys she did that to
She feels fantastic, hey hey hey.
I don’t want to find a nice girlfriend anymore I just want to frick bawds. I’m a 30 year old virgin though.
I feel this way 2 years into having a "nice girlfriend" who won't do anything but gentle missionary, it's so fricking boring. I need to rail a bawd so bad.
Don't post this NASjak brimstone again, you fricking twittercoaler. No arrow because I look like this and say this.
pov: you showed her a kino
What's it like as she sleeps in your arms while you watch you favorite kino?
It's cute until you have to pee
when she farts on your dick
>"Thank God, now I can watch my kino in peace".
Ah the pills has taken effect… Hey baby…
*I snap my finger in front of her eyes*
Mmm baby is asleep time to… you know what…
my gf hates movies and really hates cartoons but she surprised me with tickets to see Spirited Away because she knows I love those movies
5 minutes in she was passed out and loudly snoring in the theater
Love her so much though
10 years ago I dated an older black woman who had a nursing fetish and I would suck her milky breasts the entire time we watched kinos. I really miss that but current gf isn't into it at all..
I want to sleep with my girlfriend now, Cinemaphile.
>one of the last memories with my ex is watching a movie with her
>she falls asleep with her feet on me
>me being the coomer I am, immediately grope her ass and yada yada, finish in her
god I miss not being an incel
tfw back when covid was a thing
>only thing we could do was watch kinos
>saturday night kino night became a thing with my wife and her sisters
>we would watch some pleb chic friendly stuff, then I'd bust out some kino for after
>they would all fall asleep during the second movie
>le_evil_grinch_smirk.webm
>once i made sure they were asleep I would sniff and lick their barefeet
i miss covid so much bros, it was an amazing time
kek sick frick
You've posted this before.
It feels good to know someone has read my story
I know i was a fiend
They knew and they liked it
I fricking hope so
Are there really so many normalBlack folk on this board? This is terrible.
>NormalBlack folk
I have my wife dress up as Krystal from Starfox sometimes
they're just lying or larping
just lower your standards really low to start. then slowwwwly raise the bar. are you too moronic to frick some chubby girl? its easy. then work your way up to average
t. guy who fricked dozens of very enthusiastic girls from different races who were rarely anything special
"Babe, babe! You'll not want to miss this next part. Asuka takes off her eye-patch soon and I was shocked at what happened next!"
If you can’t watch a movie without falling asleep 20 minutes in, TikTok has destroyed you.
"Honey, I know David Hamilton films are slow but I want you to see how well shot this next scene is."
people that need sex or human contact are just weak
I'm starting to think this tbh. I'm divorced, and I look back on who I was and how I behaved back then, my attached to her and the crap I put up with, and all the touchy feely bullshit, now just makes me disgusted with myself back then. And since, the more I deal with other guys who are so desperate for a relationship or are trapped in one, they all come off so desperate and weak, bending over backwards for the approval of some woman, any woman, who most likely brings nothing to their life. I was a disaster when I went through the divorce, but I'm glad it's over now and genuinely think I am a stronger and more self-assured person now. I don't want another relationship ever again, and feel happier and more at peace every day without one, and feel the experience of being in one and it ending honestly was painful as hell at the time but also made me grow and become much more comfortable and happy on my own.
>said no brownoid ever
I just made my gf watch the first two episodes of Rome.
She is dead
im craving this right now. its a vicious cycle because once i get it i dont want her getting too attached and drift away until she leaves and im happy until i start wanting it again. repeat.
>POV: 20 minutes into your REALITY TV SHOW
>have no gf
>I am unhappy cuz lonely
>have gf
>I am unhappy cuz she annoys me
real
Literally me. Though I will say after being in relationships i’ve come to appreciate alone time WAY fricking more. Around my GF i was always putting on this “normal” character and could never fully let out my true, autist self. Being single I can act whatever way and say or do what ever i want without worrying if it’s ruining the image i’ve created for myself
After living together with my gf for 4 years, pretty much all pretenses are long gone. It's both a good and a bad thing. Good in that it's relaxing and we can be ourselves, bad in that there isn't really any lust or spice most of the time. When we both got dressed up to go out for her birthday recently, I was like "Oh yeah, I forgot she's hot when she tries". I'm sure she thought the same of me. So yeah, those pretenses have their uses.
See this is why you have bros over they will watch kino with you and save the blowjobs and anal sex after the credits roll.
How do I get a cinephile gf who isn't conpletely bonkers/a sloot?
This happened to me when we were watching ongbak during the gauntlet stairs. Who goes to sleep during that kino?
Good. It means I can watch the movie without her yapping the entire fricking time.