No he didnt. Caulkin verbatim said nothing sexual happened at any point. And hes the only one who would have anything to gain by exposing the truth if it did happen. Cui bono? You think he lied to protect MJ for zero reason?
i think he lied to protect his own career. who would ever cast the little molested homosexual? even the association with MJ and the idea that he "might" have been molested (he definitely was) ruined his career.
>who would ever cast the little molested homosexual
Nobody casts him anyway, as evidenced by how often he's on RLM. Not that I believe ~~*them*~~ that MJ was a pedo, tho.
I think he lied because he knew what an honor it was to have been diddled by The King Of Pop. Think about it, no matter where you are or who you’re with you always have the ultimate conversation starter and one upper. One guy tells your crush he has a billion dollars and you say you were molested by Michael Jackson and you’re instantly a million times more interesting.
I know a girl who looks a lot like Brenda Song. I'm pretty sure she likes me but its hard to tell sometimes because she's such an aggressive b***h but not necessarily in a completely bad way. She's just not an easy person to read because she goes like a million miles an hour. All I know is I'm starting to have dreams about her so it's out of my hands, I gotta make a move. Wish me luck, gays.
>Blue eyes hapa
Race mixer cope. They always look 80% Asian. Why the frick would any proud White guy want a ching chong Chinaman son? Get a wife from Slovenia or Croatia you stupid b***h.
He's not the most handsy boy to begin with. His wife is much better looking.
Also lol at you genetic dead ends talking about eugenics. Lol and also lmao.
If only hapa men were as attractive as female ones.
Would marry and pump a Jap or Chink in a heartbeat.
Not asiatics though, can't stand their BO which smells like raw garlic and rotten fish.
It's the smile of a protector. He knows he can do better but he ended up with a woman who loves him more than he loves her and who is fricking loaded. He won.
If I were to destroy my family legacy and dilute my genes, better doing it with negress.
At least there's a chance my mutt offspring will end up as a multi-millionaire athlete or actor.
I know I said I was happy for him but I lied I am fricking jealous, I should have been a rich child star, I should have a hot asian girlfriend, i should have slept with MJ!
Could've swore there was one with Joji on the left column
Peak masculine aesthetics and femininity.
Shame that only female offspring of WMAF couple that come out retain both of their parents good features.
On the bright side, at least the males are well-adjusted and intelligent.
>Shouldn't that be a black guy?
masculinity also implies intelligence beyond cave man ooga boogaing aside from the natural (non roided) high test physical features. Which the estrogen rich nigs lack in spades
Peak masculine aesthetics and femininity.
Shame that only female offspring of WMAF couple that come out retain both of their parents good features.
On the bright side, at least the males are well-adjusted and intelligent.
>On the bright side, at least the males are well-adjusted and intelligent.
You sound like a hapa 'male' coping. Hapa males should not exist. They are abominations and slights against God.
credit card skimmer
whiles you're paying its simultaneously stealing your CC info
you'd pay here then randomly get like a $600 charge claiming to be from like a tire shop or mechanic or some bullshit a month later
Home Arone
Hapa Alone
i literally worship asian women
Good for him
nah hes lower than me with that move
MJ molested him
No he didnt. Caulkin verbatim said nothing sexual happened at any point. And hes the only one who would have anything to gain by exposing the truth if it did happen. Cui bono? You think he lied to protect MJ for zero reason?
i think he lied to protect his own career. who would ever cast the little molested homosexual? even the association with MJ and the idea that he "might" have been molested (he definitely was) ruined his career.
How would him suing the frick out of MJ and getting millions upon millions of dollars ruin his career?
Other victims tried to sue MJ but failed.
They got their cases thrown out because they couldn't even describe the color of his dick.
Id say some kind of speckled brown and white
Probs cuz they weren't actually victims cuz he didn't actually do shit.....but i'm just riffing...
What the FRICK are you talking about you deranged homosexual?
what career? his career ended with Home Alone 2
>who would ever cast the little molested homosexual
Nobody casts him anyway, as evidenced by how often he's on RLM. Not that I believe ~~*them*~~ that MJ was a pedo, tho.
yes he was in love with MJ
I think he lied because he knew what an honor it was to have been diddled by The King Of Pop. Think about it, no matter where you are or who you’re with you always have the ultimate conversation starter and one upper. One guy tells your crush he has a billion dollars and you say you were molested by Michael Jackson and you’re instantly a million times more interesting.
>Cui bono
Some homosexual british singer IDK I don't listen to pop rock
*Spielberg
Lies, MJ respected him too much as an artist.
Molested Alone
PRNDL
I know a girl who looks a lot like Brenda Song. I'm pretty sure she likes me but its hard to tell sometimes because she's such an aggressive b***h but not necessarily in a completely bad way. She's just not an easy person to read because she goes like a million miles an hour. All I know is I'm starting to have dreams about her so it's out of my hands, I gotta make a move. Wish me luck, gays.
I hope you snap your ankles on a frozen sheet of water on a sidewalk and fall into the street you absolute sack of shit.
Just give it a shot. Never know anon. Good luck.
You shouldn't be on here if you're barely in high school or you're probably not going to grow up to your full potential
Good luck anon.
Godspeed buddy.
damn she looks good
looks like your average ching chong bug person to me
It is. This is the cope whitoids are currently going through. The chinger is going to divorce Mac and take him to the cleaners LMAO
>asian girl
>takes him to the cleaners
I see what you did there.
jej
captcha: 0m0gs
That baby has BCLs. Big Culkin Lips
Is he ever gonna go back to Milwaukee after the "incident"?
Gonna go through life feeling cucked by his own father. White women and asian women will be completely inaccessible to him as a hapa.
He won.
We're All Going To Make It
>Blue eyes hapa
Race mixer cope. They always look 80% Asian. Why the frick would any proud White guy want a ching chong Chinaman son? Get a wife from Slovenia or Croatia you stupid b***h.
Yes. By the objective metrics, Macaulay should be yet another Hollywood child molester*.
Instead he became a family man**.
Based.
*Victims of child abuse are significantly more likely to become abusers themselves. See https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/11731348/
**A hapa son is forgivable given what Macaulay endured.
He's not the most handsy boy to begin with. His wife is much better looking.
Also lol at you genetic dead ends talking about eugenics. Lol and also lmao.
t. Spielberg
She is cute
I love all Asians except the asiatics.
asiatics can go to hell.
so you like ugly yellow-toothed mutants instead of the beautiful ones
Yikes, I could smell burn plastics and old men cum from the image.
Kpop idols are disgustingly ugly.
P o w e r f u l
If only hapa men were as attractive as female ones.
Would marry and pump a Jap or Chink in a heartbeat.
Not asiatics though, can't stand their BO which smells like raw garlic and rotten fish.
>Would marry and pump a Jap or Chink in a heartbeat
no one's wanting your ugly ass, lil Timmy. Calm down
like this?
Built for BWC
Konichiwa, dude!
>If only hapa men were as attractive as female ones
excuse ne?
What did he mean by this?
It's the smile of a protector. He knows he can do better but he ended up with a woman who loves him more than he loves her and who is fricking loaded. He won.
I don't have a wife or kids and I'm not really good at smiling either, if I try and fake-smile it looks like the old trollface
Does the boy have down syndrome or is he just a hapa?
School shooter tier
she herself is half asian and the kids still lookl full asian. kek
I'm a white 6'4" gymcel. Asian b***hes are all over me, i love it, they love big white colonisers like me
Brenda needs to do more horror.
RLMbulls keep winning while prequeers are all incels.
I got 5 hapa kids, feels good and I keep going balls deep into my woman.
Based. Me and my brothers all married chinese women. We'll be making hapa babies.
I'd be very weirded out if my siblings and I all went for the same type of woman.
always thought that asian chick was cute as hell. lucky bastard. she still looks great
So this is what making it looks like
Terrible sweater. Not something a girl younger than 60 should wear.
Also, that prepared sauce looks disgusting.
She is really, really fricking beautiful.
If I were to destroy my family legacy and dilute my genes, better doing it with negress.
At least there's a chance my mutt offspring will end up as a multi-millionaire athlete or actor.
Not after I personally end affirmative action and reverse integration policies. Nothing personal.
i would do anything to get an asian babe like that. i'd even let michael jackson touch my wee wee
I know I said I was happy for him but I lied I am fricking jealous, I should have been a rich child star, I should have a hot asian girlfriend, i should have slept with MJ!
>Listen to Thriller
>There are only two good songs
Why do people shill this dumpster fire as one of the greatest albums of all time?
There’s only one bad song and it’s thriller itself.
Looks like /ourguy/ won
Linus?
guys who marry seamonkeys are mentally ill
Brenda Song is a Thai/Hmong SEAmonkey and Linus' wife is from Hong Kong, she's just ugly.
Linus' sister-in-law is better looking.
She is also a hapa baby maker.
Their kids look exactly like her. Didn't inherit a single feature from Linus lol
Jesus fricking Christ how strong are the Culkin genes? you could show me that baby and not tell me the parents and I'd still know thats a Culkin
I want a loving girlfriend, anons :(:(
>male hapa
It's so fricking over. Future aznmasculinity poster.
obssessed
Cope.
Learn the difference, it could save your life
Could've swore there was one with Joji on the left column
>Peak masculinity
Shouldn't that be a black guy?
Blacks aren't human.
>Shouldn't that be a black guy?
talmbout the slaves that get raised by single mothers and act extremely feminine as a result?
>Shouldn't that be a black guy?
masculinity also implies intelligence beyond cave man ooga boogaing aside from the natural (non roided) high test physical features. Which the estrogen rich nigs lack in spades
How do you guys cope knowing 58% of asian women in the US are living with a White man?
>Kid literally looks like an Asian Kevin McCallister
Damn, strong genes on both accounts. Happy for Culkin.
Having a hapa son is worse than having no son at all. Asian wombs are manlet factories.
What about hapa daughter?
hapa daughters should be asian-dominant ideally
that one looks like a white girl with downs
I love Nancy
Why are White men and Asian women so compatible?
Both are the most desirable of their genders, it's pretty obvious they always go for each other
Peak masculine aesthetics and femininity.
Shame that only female offspring of WMAF couple that come out retain both of their parents good features.
On the bright side, at least the males are well-adjusted and intelligent.
Nootbar is cute. What would Ohtani's child with a white woman look like?
>On the bright side, at least the males are well-adjusted and intelligent.
You sound like a hapa 'male' coping. Hapa males should not exist. They are abominations and slights against God.
Yeah considering the possibilities I'm not gonna shake a stick at this fricker.
Race mixing with bugs and poos is just as bad as mixing with blacks. There is no 'based' race mixing. have a nice day.
As if the genetic dead ends in this thread would improve the white race by not race mixing…
Latina lovers, we're so back.
white men love latinas, they realized white woman aren't going to cook and clean for their children
That's a pretty cool mohawk, rad kid
How weak are her genes? That boy doesn't look 1% Asian.
one day
They make a good couple
wtf is that?
credit card skimmer
whiles you're paying its simultaneously stealing your CC info
you'd pay here then randomly get like a $600 charge claiming to be from like a tire shop or mechanic or some bullshit a month later
Wouldn't that not work if you have a chip in your card though?
irl keylogger
They married because they have getting molested/raped in common.