Theres a good joke there, some hack political cartoonist has probably made it but with “MUH BLACK PEOPE SHOT NOOOO PIGS ARE SO AWFUL PLEASE STOP SHOOTING BLACK MEN PLEASE DEY DINDU NUFFIN!!”. >Cops standing over shot black pawn >”He moved first sir.”
The joke is that while the horse is preoccupied with walking the straight line, the cop will sneakily give a signal to his drug dog to falsely indicate a hit on the car, which will give the cop all the grounds he needs to detain the horse and search him and his vehicle, in yet another example of how the Constitutional rights of law-abiding citizens are being eroded not only by law enforcement officials on the streets, but also by the elected representatives and lawmakers who reside in literal mansions and enjoy luxurious lifestyles funded by billionaires and global mega-corporations in exchange for refusing to represent the interests of their constituents and who care only for maintaining their prestige and expanding their authority over their countrymen.
>brown cop
>white horse
Unrelatable
>This is literally me on a Friday LOL!!!
A likely post on someones twitter.
It's because white moves first
The joke is that the chess piece has no legs and is incapable of walking.
how was it driving then?
yes
The even more subtle joke is that despite him having no legs his car was self driving because it's a KNIGHT RIDER...
shouldn't have to explain this
the joke is horses can't go straight in chess because they're all gay
I can check out anytime I'd like.. but I can never leave
If that piece were black, the cop would have shot him.
Theres a good joke there, some hack political cartoonist has probably made it but with “MUH BLACK PEOPE SHOT NOOOO PIGS ARE SO AWFUL PLEASE STOP SHOOTING BLACK MEN PLEASE DEY DINDU NUFFIN!!”.
>Cops standing over shot black pawn
>”He moved first sir.”
How the frick does Cinemaphile come up with funnier comic ideas than 99% of these hacks
The joke is that while the horse is preoccupied with walking the straight line, the cop will sneakily give a signal to his drug dog to falsely indicate a hit on the car, which will give the cop all the grounds he needs to detain the horse and search him and his vehicle, in yet another example of how the Constitutional rights of law-abiding citizens are being eroded not only by law enforcement officials on the streets, but also by the elected representatives and lawmakers who reside in literal mansions and enjoy luxurious lifestyles funded by billionaires and global mega-corporations in exchange for refusing to represent the interests of their constituents and who care only for maintaining their prestige and expanding their authority over their countrymen.
Why not just use a breathalyzer?
they don't work if the user has a cold and this guy is a little hoarse
Goddamn it
kek
I feel that the joke would have worked better with a bishop.
They both can walk straight if there is no tiles. THink about it
The wee knight looks cute