>blog headline copypasta
right because whenever i see a science fiction movie i wonder about the fictional characters sex and not about the stupid ass fictional story that's depicted
god damn the sequels sucked, and the actors were awful
"What was Rey's sex policy?"
- GRR Martin
The sequels didn't suck, and I'm tired of seeing posts like these pretending that they did. Your simple tribalist mentality has prevented you from judging things in a fair light, I mean you actually believe the OP's image is real for fuck's sake
the sequels did suck
literally nothing went right
No, fuck off.
Even prequelshit was less offensive
They were terrible. The Last Jedi was the only half decent one. The Force Awakens was a shitty remake and Sheev Returns was a complete mess.
Shut up, anon.
Now now, Adam Driver was alright. Working with a shit script but still.
> Luke, did I ever tell you about dildos? They were an ancient sex toy for a more civilised age. They were used to create thr satisfying sensation of being stuffed, filled, and thrusted in and out of. There was a lady Jedi whom I trained with, Quim Stabbar, who, by mistake, used her lightsaber jnstead of her dildo, which had a handle of similar design, said to be similar to Count Dooku's. She got more penetation than she desired, you could say. She was a good friend.
>She got more penetation than she desired, you could say.
where's the wiki entry?
i clicked on daisys ig and it had a button saying 'message'. i don't have a login, does that shit actually work?
You'd presumably be prompted to login/register after hitting the message button.
for fucks sake yes that is why I am asking for someone with an account to look
She probably gets like 253562436 messages a day, if she even responds to any or yours, it's pure luck.
do you really think she has better things to do
lol no way Daisy Ridley gets an unreasonable number of messages on social media
She probably gets 10 a day
you seriously underestimate the number of schizos on the internet
What are you tal-
Media is controlled by this group Jesus referred to as “the synagogue of Satan”, “the tabernacle of moloch” and “children of the devil.” They’re quite opposed to humanity as most of us think of it, hating us to an unimaginable extent. Everything you see is part of that.
It’s okay anon, it’ll make sense soon.
>She probably gets like 253562436 messages a day
Rey is a Virgin even after the Trilogy finish
Booyega was promised white pussy
why does she look like that
>Hollywood roasties are powerful, intelligent, and noble creatures
What do you think Cinemaphile?
that's wear and tear
>end of rise of skywalker
>she turns this thing on and it's a lightsaber
>nobody ever talks about it
Rey was really virgincoded in the first movie for sure, she probably lost her virginity between movies
To who did she lose it though?
Probably a bantha or a Tusken Raider
>Woah what a sexy woman I hope she has had sex with many men
What the fuck is wrong with people nowadays
>its sexist for women to remain virgins and not own a huge dragon dildo collection
What is this retard even on?
This is such a “Hollywood” sentiment it’s almost hard to wrap my head around. Take a character like Luke for example. He and Rey are supposed to be representative of the main hero in their respective arcs. Now imagine If Luke, who was training to overcome the dark side. And learning about this whole new world filled with ancient power and magic. Just decided to beat off because “lol he’s a human and humans lust XD”. Except it’s not normal. When you have a purpose and you are a heroic individual you don’t have time to think about beating your meat. Because it’s completely irrelevant and goes against self control and restraint. But you don’t even need to look that deep into it. He just wouldn’t do it. Until I hear George Lucas come out and say that the Jedi.. who were essentially warrior monks right? With a doctrine and code they followed. Were wanking off because that’s just what people do. I don’t want this wooden puppet making any more statements about an IP she’s hugely responsible for dragging into the B tier.
are you retarded
To be fair, even though OP just made up this entire thing, she's referring to Rey's life on the desert planet before the story started. Would Luke have fapped before he left Tatooine?
The big question isn’t would Luke have fapped, I think that’s a given, but WHAT he would have fapped to. With only his aunt as a reference point he would have no other womanly ideal to imagine when he’s horny. He almost certainly jerked off to thoughts of his aunt or some sort of animal or god forbid his uncle.
There are women on Tatooine you know.
Post a picture of a woman on Tatooine that wasn't his aunt. Also, IIRC Luke hadn't been to Mos Eisley before (Obi Wan describes it to him as if he's never been there before). Then again, SW is made by a heavily autistic man who routinely fails to depict more human elements and said he consideres dialogue to be simply a sound effect.
>Post a picture of a woman on Tatooine that wasn't his aunt.
He was pictuing the Jawas as actually being cute e-bois under their robes.
I don't care about Rey's sex life. I'm worried about Luke having killed himself without having banged that hot red head.
Negro using a dildo doesn't unvirginize you.
Girls only lose their virginity with real penises. Everything else is fair game.
Is this some kind of cope to justify why you gf is missing a hymen?
Real girls can also have penises.
Step one: Go buy some rope.
Step two: buy a second rope
Step three: Form a loop in each of the ends of rope (one loop must be "S" and the other must be "Z" chirality)
Step four: Superpose (overlay) one loop over the other, orienting each loop so that both working ends face outwards/away from the central overlap.
Step five: Feed each working end though the central overlap of the two loops, ensuring that each working end goes in opposite directions.
Step six: Dress and set the knot by sequentially pulling on all four rope segments.
You have now made your very own Zepplin bend!
women are disgusting
oi boipussed the compressah
Question: Was Luke a virgin?
Answer: Nobody knows. Could have been for all we know. Didn't try to bring a girlfriend from Tatooine when he left. Didn't really seem to have game when Leia kisses him. But nobody every asked, because nobody ever cared.
Bitch living on a desert planet could be virgin because she's working her whole life trying to not get raped by Sand People for all I know.
There are probably Jawa prostitutes
YJK Luke woudn't be able to resist that legal e-boi dicky
>According to the gangster Adwin Charu, Jawas had a musky, animal odor which he likened to a fraternity of wet rats.
>According to Peli Motto, Jawas were quite furry.
>Bitch living on a desert planet could be virgin because she's working her whole life trying to not get raped by Sand People for all I know.
But it seems not realistic that she would not have sold her pussy for anything at some point.
Yeah, but since she only has one expression probably even during sex, then she's probably not worth much, and not sure if you can trade for less than one portion.
Yidsney Luke is not canon.
Canon Luke fucked Mara Jade on the regular.
I think it would be a pretty unrealistic and sexist representation if Rey wasn't a dominatrix and never even thigh fucked her sub after keeping him in chastity for a 2 weeks
From my knowledge of girls she's right on them using things in their vaginas but probably not dildos if they still live with parents. Most girls I've known used a toothbrush for penetrative masturbation before having actual sex.
Touch grass, my friend
>le reddit source
go back homosexual
The person you're replying to is making a joke that he engaged with pre pubescent girls and groomed them into molesting themselves with household objects.
NTA but I don't think he is. It's a well-known early masturbation thing for girls, along with hairbrushes. But you're right that it's usually little girls that do it that way. I guess kind of like "humping your pillow" is more a younger boy thing than an adult way to fap.
It's usually kids that use toothbrushes like that, Anon. Maybe up to about 14-16 where they actually start having sex. Then later they become embittered old fucks and then they start using dildos.
>it's unrealistic if *female character* was a virgin
she's absolutely right
Just need movie to put her on planet with ugly aliens and weirdos so she has no choice, like Anne Francis in Forbidden Planet. It's not rocket science.
I think you're underestimating the depths "women" will go to
I'VE SEEN A VIDEO OF REY HAVING SEX WITH A ROBOT!
Why are modern day people so obsessed with sex and sexual gratification? Secondly, don't they know that asexual people exist? They're a small minority, but still.
People are isolated and it is normal for it to be open. People were always obsessed hence why you have so many laws, rituals, and seemingly unrelated elements pertaining to sex.
We perpetuate as a species and evolved with sexual reproduction as the sole means of reproduction. It is quite literally our most fundamental function in life. Therefore asexual people are intrinsically broken and only useful so far as their ability to contribute to helping reproducing adults and their offspring survive.
Fuck asexual people and fuck people who think preoccupation with sex is a “modern day phenomenon”. It’s just more in the open now compared to in in the early 20th century and Victorian/Puritan eras. I’ll admit I don’t like the overt sexualization of everything and I like modesty and mystery but you’re a sour grapes permavirgin trying to wear the hat of highly moral ascetic mendicant and it is totally disingenuous and pure cope, evident to everyone but you.
nagger, thousands of years ago people were having orgies on a regular basis. As they say, being a prostitute is the old profession. You just think it's modern because society got incredibly prude in more recent times, and now it's un-prudening again (although fuck, probably going back the OTHER way now because respect muh women SJWs). Like, ancient Greek plays commonly had actors wearing massive fake boners. Medieval armour would have boners sculpted into the form to make the guy look virile and aroused. Imagine if the US army had fake boners as part of their uniform.
Daisy is retarded ,but that is a fake headline.
Not one of you retards checked to see if OP's article was real.
Yes because I know that it isn't
like it needs checking
truly this is the harbour of freethink
>Post a picture of a woman on Tatooine that wasn't his aunt.
what a slut
women say the weirdest pervert shit
this one time, at jedi-camp, i shoved a lightsabre hilt up my pussy
I haven't watched enough Star Trek to know the official spelling but saber/sabre are both valid
I'll be honest, it did seem weird to me that Luke was 19 and lived with an old man and woman with no one else around. Even I'd started having sex a few years before that - what was wrong with him? Was his first sexual experience kissing his sister? Did he even have enough privacy to fap?
He lived in a desert and his only forms of entertainment were playing with model airplanes and shooting rats in his F-16.
So which alien did she lose her virginity to? Are SFM porn videos canon?
Did she played in anything since star wars?
She was in some trash with Tom Holland and a movie version of Hamlet that focuses on Ophelia instead of Hamlet.
She was in a terrible sci fi movie with Tom Holland released years after it was ready because the studio had no faith in it
Notice, she's doing a loyalty oath to Hollywood.
It's a PR shit test where she is saying woke shit hoping it'll get her a gig to save her career.
The problem is she is an ugly and now old anglo and there are a million other anglo women they can use. Any of the women in the GoT or PoP shows will get the next Daisy Ridley/Emilia Clarke/Sophie Turner treatment before any of them get another shot
Oh yeah it's not gonna work.
But she's gonna prostrate herself and her dignity for any israeli crumb of relevance.
She went from IT girl for a short time to forgotten. It's worse than hitting the wall for these women; they'll kill their kids for fame again.
You fell for tabloid bait, also the dildo in question is my mighty good old long dingus A.K.A. Horse grade dick. Rey getting boned by my virility is as matter of fact, canon.
God, I hate women.
Man, you really can tell the newfags apart here
>Virginity is sexist
I don't get it
Whores want to destroy purity, like if everyone is fat, fat people won't feel as bad, if everyone is a whore, whores won't feel as bad which is bad because whores don't even feel much anything in the first place, if they can feel bad it can at least be a reminder that they are alive.
>I am a youth group leader and get this written response.
fuck me I would lose and lose hard.
Do you think Rey ever tried fucking herself with her own lightsaber? Or would that be too risky?
she's invincible, it would do her no harm
She took sand dick
Stop fucking posting fake article headers that mean nothing and have non existent quotes.
the funny part is that 100% you could see her saying that for real. I don't mind if anons are too dumb to do 10 seconds of work before shitposting and get egg on their face.
What about Finn then?
>stormtroopers are child soldiers taken from an early age
Surely he was a virgin unless phasma raped him
i agree with her
in fact i think rey used to give it up for some meal rations,
her ass is worth at least 1/4 ration
This is a high-quality shitpost. Makes me with OP's headline was real.
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