everybody expects it to be some slop about star-crossed young people falling into or out of love but I hope its something nobody would expect like
some elderly cat lady dealing with being evicted from her excrement infested apartment or a young couple realizing their young daughter has terminal cancer.
>directing
You think she's actually directing, like let's say David Fincher or James Cameron directs? b***h will lounge around the set for an hour or two a day and say "hmm I want this scene to look pretty!" while the DP will do the actual directing.
A sex "comedy" in which Taylor Swift cucks many actresses by fricking their men while they have to watch and say "thank you for fricking my man, Taylor, you're my Queen and Goddess", and then kneeling and kissing Taylor's ass.
The most watered down and non-controversial movie possible, with a target demographic of older teenage girls and women decades older who are still as mature as an older teenage girl. The media will try to basically force you to watch it. Conservatives won't like how forced it is and criticize it, but since there's nothing controversial about the movie, their criticism will seem pointless. It will be forgotten within like 3 months.
Story about a girl that becomes the biggest pop star in the world. Unlike the real story her fictional counterpoint will start in a trailer park not a mansion
>john mayor drops a girls hand and she freaks out for 10 minutes
Her self-insert will get herself into an embarrassing situation and blame men for it. Everyone will side with her for no reason.
A rom-com where the girl is perfect & always the victim.
Taylor swift eats a live newborn and the movie makes 2 billion dollars.
tnat d be kino
What you like eating newborns anon? we gonna argue about this again?
LITERALLY PERFECT
Taylor plays a giantess who vores all her ex-boyfriends.
holy autism
>can you guess who's a stud and who's a chud
Good game show idea
It's gonna be a cultural shitshow when Travis Kelce breaks up with her and the Chiefs win another Super Bowl
>cons: too short
IT'S OVER
>awkward kisser
damn
>I am all of Joe Jonas' and Jake Gyllenhaal's cons
gonna go hang myself
>too shy in bed
>overtly sexual
Women were a catastrophic mistake
>Rough hands
%3D
Lautnersisters...im scared.
>Joe Jonas
>Too Short
>Taylor Lautner
>....
Lautnerbros, we are SO BACK!
What a dirty little PITbawd.
she's 5'11 pal
I've never heard a single one of her songs and I've never even heard her speak but I love her with all of my heart and would defend her with my life
If you've stepped into a supermarket in the past 15 years you've probably heard one of her songs.
Well, I should say I've never knowingly heard one of her songs then
Trust fund band.
What's with this stupid outfit she's always wearing
Leotards are sexy.
Why would they name an article of clothing after people who think Di Caprio is a good actor?
I heard she ritually sacrificed and consumed a fan
giwtwm
everybody expects it to be some slop about star-crossed young people falling into or out of love but I hope its something nobody would expect like
some elderly cat lady dealing with being evicted from her excrement infested apartment or a young couple realizing their young daughter has terminal cancer.
i hope its something crazy as well
>directing
You think she's actually directing, like let's say David Fincher or James Cameron directs? b***h will lounge around the set for an hour or two a day and say "hmm I want this scene to look pretty!" while the DP will do the actual directing.
The protagonist will be a white blonde woman who breaks up with her boyfriend and it will be all his fault.
she's so pretty
A sex "comedy" in which Taylor Swift cucks many actresses by fricking their men while they have to watch and say "thank you for fricking my man, Taylor, you're my Queen and Goddess", and then kneeling and kissing Taylor's ass.
I want a Universal Basic Taylor.
If she's the unbelievably beautiful now, she's gonna make a spectacular MILF
Shit like her music and personality
Black
Black person ALERT Black person ALERT I REPEAT Black person ALERT
If that's not a troony, I'll eat my fanny.
taylor swift in a race swapped Precious
How many abortions do you think she had?
at least once, her weight gain was pregnancy weight
0 she's a virgin who's never had sex
The most watered down and non-controversial movie possible, with a target demographic of older teenage girls and women decades older who are still as mature as an older teenage girl. The media will try to basically force you to watch it. Conservatives won't like how forced it is and criticize it, but since there's nothing controversial about the movie, their criticism will seem pointless. It will be forgotten within like 3 months.
About his transition
looks like a troony
Story about a girl that becomes the biggest pop star in the world. Unlike the real story her fictional counterpoint will start in a trailer park not a mansion