Predictions?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The panda will be doing kung fu

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit. It will never happen.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No fricking way

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the previous sequels are anything to go by:
    >Po's character development will be wound back again so he can reach some form of enlightenment by the end for the fourth time now
    >Aside from that gripe it'll be just fine and I will enjoy it quite a bit
    >Cinemaphile will hate it again.
    The villain could go either way. Maybe he'll be tragic like in the first one or a fun despicable villain like the second, but he could be a huge letdown like in the third one. Time will tell.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The awkwafina b***h is in it but I don't know who she's casted as.
      The villain is supposed to be a chameleon and will bring po's past villains back from the dead.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The villain is supposed to be a chameleon and will bring po's past villains back from the dead.
        Then I redact my prediction that I will probably enjoy it quite a bit. That sounds terrible.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It depends, we could get a tai lung redemption arc

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Another forced redemption arc
            No thanks. His story was beautifully tragic. Bringing him back from the dead to redeem him could only take away from that.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The chameleon has shapeshifting powers. She won't be bringing anyone back from the dead.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Impersonation, not resurrection.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This

        Impersonation, not resurrection.

        she's just going to larp as better villains

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pigeon duh.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't the villain a woman this time.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I'll take your purring as a yes
    Big cats can't purr.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not quite, many species of cats that are non-domestic can purr. However since the character in question is a snow leopard you are technically correct (snow leopards cant roar or purr). However, if you can stretch your imagination to accept multiple animals who speak english and practice advanced kung-fu, I hope that you can overlook the oversight on the part of the original author.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >many species of cats that are non-domestic can purr
        "Big cat" refers to the 5 species of panthera, not every wild cat that's above average size. However, I did just google snow leopards again real quick to double check, and it looks like I was wrong as they are the one big cat that can't roar and can purr because of their throat physiology. That much I'm willing to concede. It's still gross though.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't have that South Korea born woman as director like 2 and 3 did, so that's a positive.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      t.autism

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      KFP2 was kino and way better than the first one

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will the Britbong characters still be around?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dick status: sticked in crazy

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Imagine if he brapped! LoL that would be terrible...

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no tigress+po romance depsite fans wanting it for over 10 years

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >directed by John Stevenson and Mark Osborne (former is british and latter is Kent Osborne's brother)
    >story by Ethan Reiff and Cyrus Voris
    >action sequences supervised by Simon Wells
    >head of layout (cinematography) is Yong Duk Jhun
    >zero involvement from Guillermo del Toro
    >2D opening by James Baxter' studio
    >small scene after the end credits
    >Po isn't a skilled Kung Fu warrior for the whole film, almost nobody has faith on him, and the villain is compelling/sympathetic
    >made/released before Dreamworks incorporated 3D glasses technology
    First film is different from the sequels

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will they become a couple like in that one really long comic?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would rather watch something like Shallow Hal over the KFP sequels.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully somebody wasn't a complete moron and instead of just watching the unblurred leak, downloaded it so they could re-distribute it.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's going to be a dragon bad guy, dragon warrior vs real dragon

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The biggest lie ever told by the american animation cinema's fanbase is saying that this is a great film.
    https://consity.monster/movies/play/kung-fu-panda-2-2011?mid=17&sid=e2hg03ebenmk4beptajtejjs6s&sec=fea5e44bfdf7a3d371477e0b6b958675bf54d64b&t=1689523692

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love these movies, but 3 was a fine place to end it, so I'm worried the new one will feel forced. Po had his arc, I'm not sure how they could make another one without resetting some of the character development he had already. I wish John Powell would also return to do the score, but that probably won't happen sadly. Hans Zimmer does a fine job but 3's OST is definitely missing something compared to 2.
    I'm also predicting they're gonna stray further and further from the established color theory if 3 was anything to go by but I know I'm the only person who cares about that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm not sure how they could make another one without resetting some of the character development he had already.
      Every sequel did that. They always reset him so he can reach enlightenment again. 3 was the worst offender.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I seriously disagree on 2, he didn't suddenly not know kung-fu. He was fighting with the rest of the team on semi-equal footing. 3 was kinda iffy, granted, it felt like they dumbed him down at times for more comedic effect.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will be about him and his dad enteribg an iron chef contest and there will be kung-fu involved as well.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think KFP2 is awful. Just plain awful.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    everyone in the furious five, except tigress, will get sidelined

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Po's hitting his prime form, we actually need a time skip, we need a new generation of furious 5 without stomping the old ones, a treat even bigger, we hear about Kung Fu masters that could beat army's, and we need to se those achievements in a movie.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you, Jennifer Yuh Nelson. Hope you never direct another animation film ever again.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody who cared enough to see the leaks when they released know this movie is going to be garbage.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, what leaks? First I've heard of it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was a month or so ago. Apparently the whole movie will be Po traveling with some nobodies (including someone voiced by awkwafina) and passing the torch of dragon warrior onto one of them. The villain is also some female chameleon that's just pretending to be past villains.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They'll kill Shifu offscreen so that Dustin Hoffman won't be in it.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you want, Shen?
    >Gongmen is under the stewardship of the Masters Council, and we will protect it. Even from you
    >That is a warning. You are no match for our kung fu
    All of Victor Garber's lines in KFP2, as the rhino master.

    >And then you'll be stopped by the unstoppable weapon
    >The only hero in this town is a dead one
    >I get the top bunk
    >With despair for dessert
    >Real far
    >Vengeance is served!
    And these are all of Jean-Claude Van Damme's lines, as the crocodile master.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly have no hope that it will be good, only the first one is good

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick is this KFP2 hate coming from?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A single anon

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