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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of me

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should have had more restraint during that conjugal visit from Supes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Lex the epitome of pride? Ain't no way he's a bottom. It's just a DNA implantation (he stole his dandruff) gone wrong. Nothing less, nothing more

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being overly prideful is a defensive mechanism for hidden insecurity. Deep inside all the arrogant buttholes want nothing more than to be taken into the strong arms of someone who will reassure them and tell them it's okay to be vulnerable and frick their brains out

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, so he's a tsundere?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's an alternate universe Lex where he's a good guy

      • 9 months ago
        Smurf-fag

        Who said anything about being consensual? Dumbass used the pink kryptonite without knowing what it does and neither Diana nor Jimmy were in the mood to appease Superman so she used some magical artifact to give Lex full working female organs.
        You have never used the rape or mind-break tags? Prideful people are often the victims of in tags

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see Kal El has been listening to the advice of the very best of Gotham's police Jim Gordon.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Implying that wasn't Lex's plan all along.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did he got fricked in the butt?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something Unlimited is going places, I see.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    PREGANANANT?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you mean I'm black?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    And that's how Conner was born.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not DC making enemies to lovers mpreg canon

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are those pecs or car doors? Seriously, with shoulders that wide Bruce Timm dudes have to walk sideways into a garage.

  8. 9 months ago
    Indonesian Gentleman

    "No, no, I said Gregnant. Which is kinda worse in retrospect."

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Next time, Luther's child father is revealed to be none other than...
    >KRYPTOFRICK, THE MAN WITH THE KRYPTONITE DICK!

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is he white

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why aren't you white

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pregnant? pregnant? pregnant?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read it in his voice.

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