>Prehistoric art is le real, doesn't matter if none of it was discovered before the 19th century

>Prehistoric art is le real, doesn't matter if none of it was discovered before the 19th century

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fake.

    They didn't have lions in Germany.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      but they've always had furgays.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's clearly a bear.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what, all it proves was there were gay cavemen
    >me thag & grog go hunt mammoth...m-maybe you and janny stay here gather berries, OP, craft something cute for cave..

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    jar jar binks?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, because then it was just "Art"

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    History was invented in the 19th century. Before then, it was just old art.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    reee

    good point. but ive always suspected 99% of "history" is fricking bullshit.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is the link to television? at least its not pol shit. or is it

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of archaeology is bullshit. Why would ancient cities all be buried under several feet of soil? Does soil just start growing on top of things? How come we don't constantly have to shovel dirt off our houses to keep them from all being buried too?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was a giant flood that covered everything in water and silt
      This is where flood mythology comes from

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        A flood happened 4000 years ago?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want you to keep wondering. You're almost thinking.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITS ART OK

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the original pepe

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Prehistoric art is le real,

    nobody say this. we don't know. could be some sort of voodoo shit. ritual stuff to keep away demons , make rain or facilitate hunting. why is this conversation is happening and people are into it , anyway? conspiracists have another thing to be angry about?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if its voodoo shit its still art, why would it not be?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it depend on your definition of art. religious art i guess? then what, who is angry at any of this

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          religious art is most art prior to 1900
          op is just schizo and probably didn't even mean to post this on Cinemaphile lol

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    of course cavemen made art. art comes as naturally to humans as anything else does. same with ritual and religion, these are all defining and distinguishing characteristics of human beings

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 explanations for the venus figures found in prehistoric europe having such exaggerated features

    1. man horny
    2. women created them from a first person perspective since they didnt have mirrors, proportions are distorted

    what do you think?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what do you think?
      3. women actually looked like this back in the day

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        hair wrong

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    goddamn furries have been around for tens of thousands of years

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dude I saw a man with a lion head in the forest, the world is weird
      >my identity is constructed around a 90s mascot fetish
      not the same

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        its just furry shit bro, youll seethe but cool your head and just see the facts.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be peasant in the year 1210
    >go to a cave
    >find some weird carvings
    >leave
    Why would there be a record?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe there was but history is erased and rewritten like every 200 years. so very possibly there was all sorts of prehistorical art, but every item we have has been constructed in the last 150 years. bet youve seen some of this in real time in the last years.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    moron

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_lions_in_Europe

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lemme guess, it's either a Transwarp Key, a lion-themed Zord or one of the GoLion Lions?

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