This, if they just did it to lose their cherries the experience would prepare them to succeed at bat. Incels don't understand that even back in the day when guys weren't scared of the pussy and people fricked it was still a thing to lose your v-card to a hooker just to get the first time out of the way
Unless if course the experience sucked. Trying to lose my virginity to a hooker almost convinced me I'm gay and made me overthink everything worse. Turns out I simply need an emotional connection. I would think you need to find a hooker who is good with first times. Technically I think an Asian massage parlor might be more relaxing
>Turns out I simply need an emotional connection. I would think you need to find a hooker who is good with first times. Technically I think an Asian massage parlor might be more relaxing
I bought an hour with a regular hooker on the condition that it would just be a happy ending massage and she basically reverse raped me, kept ignoring me when I said I wanted it to just be hands, and told me should massage me with her pussy and she rode on top of me against my objections.
I did this at 27, it was alright. She was like 35 with a super slim body and silky skin, her teeth where a bit yellow but mine are too so whatever. I told her my situation and she was very understanding and we took it easy, she told me she was from ukraine and plans on going home soon to help her country and die with her relatives when it goes that far.
She isn't here anymore so I guess she really did, I hope she's alright.
Good for you man, not being cynical btw - genuinely happy for you. Can you give a 26 year old virgin any tips? I'm starting with fitness right now and then gonna build from there.
I finally got a chubby gf at 29, but years of sleep deprivation and prone boning destroyed my penis and I couldn't get hard for her. I barely get hard anymore. Also circumcized so basically numb. Frick wagecucking and frick reality.
I'm circumcized and can cum in seconds sometimes. Did you stop jerking off and watching porn? Were you comfortable around her and have sex regularly? I remember anxiety ruining the first two times I tried to have sex with two different women. Luckily 3rd was the charm and way hotter.
I'm almost 40 and I have never physically stuck my penis in a vegana, but I have done other things at least. It was kind of like the guy in the movie where he focuses too much on his life alone. I occasionally meet women who are really into me, but I feel like they get it into their heads that they're too different from me and they leave. Usually girls with a lot of mental issues who just want someone to do drugs with and I'm sort of thankful they don't bring that shit into my life.
Got to know her super well. We often stayed up till the early morning talking about stuff. She liked that I was nice to her, but she basically had a mental break with other stuff in her life and ghosted me. She had a history with drugs and is probably in jail or dead now for all I know.
Sex doesn't even exist. I know it's all a plot to drive me insane, I'm not stupid. I'm sorry to say your little israeli plan is failing :^) try harder next time israelites
I went on Tantan to lose my virginity to some Indonesian girl. Now every year I go to the Phillipines and have unprotected creampie sex with girls off dating apps. I've gotten 2 pregnant so far (and then block them after). I have genital herpes by now but who cares.
I don't understand the appeal of sex. Yeah I've had it plenty of times and it's good and all but if I'm honest I'd rather whack off and get my joy elsewhere
>Preposterous
30 years bros...Soon 31
Frick a prostitute.
This, if they just did it to lose their cherries the experience would prepare them to succeed at bat. Incels don't understand that even back in the day when guys weren't scared of the pussy and people fricked it was still a thing to lose your v-card to a hooker just to get the first time out of the way
Unless if course the experience sucked. Trying to lose my virginity to a hooker almost convinced me I'm gay and made me overthink everything worse. Turns out I simply need an emotional connection. I would think you need to find a hooker who is good with first times. Technically I think an Asian massage parlor might be more relaxing
>Turns out I simply need an emotional connection. I would think you need to find a hooker who is good with first times. Technically I think an Asian massage parlor might be more relaxing
I bought an hour with a regular hooker on the condition that it would just be a happy ending massage and she basically reverse raped me, kept ignoring me when I said I wanted it to just be hands, and told me should massage me with her pussy and she rode on top of me against my objections.
>ambushed into a threesome by an indian prozzie
Gross
Honestly that's how most people lost their virginities in older times
I did this at 27, it was alright. She was like 35 with a super slim body and silky skin, her teeth where a bit yellow but mine are too so whatever. I told her my situation and she was very understanding and we took it easy, she told me she was from ukraine and plans on going home soon to help her country and die with her relatives when it goes that far.
She isn't here anymore so I guess she really did, I hope she's alright.
i remember watching this with a bunch of normies and their gfs (it just happend idk). they were laughing like crazy
uhhh yeah it's a comedy. i'm an incel and 40 year old virgin still holds up and is fricking hilarious
its average really
Lost mine this year at 28. Really put an effort into developing romantically this year and it's been paying off.
Good for you man, not being cynical btw - genuinely happy for you. Can you give a 26 year old virgin any tips? I'm starting with fitness right now and then gonna build from there.
I'm a 26 verg and getting into itness does nothing if you can't approach.
I finally got a chubby gf at 29, but years of sleep deprivation and prone boning destroyed my penis and I couldn't get hard for her. I barely get hard anymore. Also circumcized so basically numb. Frick wagecucking and frick reality.
I'm circumcized and can cum in seconds sometimes. Did you stop jerking off and watching porn? Were you comfortable around her and have sex regularly? I remember anxiety ruining the first two times I tried to have sex with two different women. Luckily 3rd was the charm and way hotter.
I consider anyone who's been circumcised as babies not virgin, as they have been pretty much raped.
>19 year old virgin here
21 more years and this is a reality for me
I'm almost 40 and I have never physically stuck my penis in a vegana, but I have done other things at least. It was kind of like the guy in the movie where he focuses too much on his life alone. I occasionally meet women who are really into me, but I feel like they get it into their heads that they're too different from me and they leave. Usually girls with a lot of mental issues who just want someone to do drugs with and I'm sort of thankful they don't bring that shit into my life.
What was the last girl like?
Got to know her super well. We often stayed up till the early morning talking about stuff. She liked that I was nice to her, but she basically had a mental break with other stuff in her life and ghosted me. She had a history with drugs and is probably in jail or dead now for all I know.
How do you attract all these mentally ill/junkie girls?
Lost it a month ago at 25, excited I can finally watch and enjoy this movie like everyone else
I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl
i want to die
I will not marry a single mom
Sex doesn't even exist. I know it's all a plot to drive me insane, I'm not stupid. I'm sorry to say your little israeli plan is failing :^) try harder next time israelites
1 year left. stopped caring years ago, just laugh at them when they hit on me now.
I went on Tantan to lose my virginity to some Indonesian girl. Now every year I go to the Phillipines and have unprotected creampie sex with girls off dating apps. I've gotten 2 pregnant so far (and then block them after). I have genital herpes by now but who cares.
I don't understand the appeal of sex. Yeah I've had it plenty of times and it's good and all but if I'm honest I'd rather whack off and get my joy elsewhere
Pre internet it was basically the best feeling you could have without taking hard drugs
Why did he sell all his stuff just for a single mom?