prequels fixed

the phantom menace
>no editing
attack of the clones
>it is revealed that jar jar and the emperor have been orchestrating anakin's demise from dialogue about hiring the sand people to kill anakin's mother
>count doodoo is killed by obi wan
revenge of the sith
>decoy sith is introduced and killed that's not general coughius
>yoda fights jar jar and the emperor and kills jar jar

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    5 minute padme masturbation scene

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how does this add to the plot?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she shows signs of force sensitivity

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not everything in a movie has to be in direct service to the plot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Helps explain anakins motivation to switch to dark side

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it is revealed that jar jar and the emperor have been orchestrating anakin's demise from dialogue about hiring the sand people to kill anakin's mother
    why
    >count doodoo is killed by obi wan
    why
    >decoy sith is introduced and killed that's not general coughius
    why
    >yoda fights jar jar and the emperor and kills jar jar
    why

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      darth maul was a decoy sith
      dooku was a decoy sith
      naturally, RotS should have a decoy sith

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lets tire this one plot point to death
        no thanks
        homosexuals like you are why the death star keeps coming back

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thinking like JJ Abrams

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no, I'm thinking like lucas

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Clearly not, as the prequels we have are exactly what he thought of.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sequels should have the same plot points as the previous films
        Found the The Force Awakens fan

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only fix that the prequels need is for Dooku's offer to Obi Wan in the second film to be sincere, i.e. he is genuinely opposed to Palpatine but also opposed to the Republic. The political dynamic is way more interesting that way

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the phantom menace
    >no editing
    There are a lot of really small scenes that lower the movie to cartoon tier and would be better if they were gone. Shit like Jar Jar taking out droids in the final battle through clumsiness or a anakin destroying ships with "what does this button do" bullshit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's the force, anon
      it shows that they can't help but use it

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There should be a scene where Anakin explains to Padme that he can't frick her because a bull ripped off his nuts when he was a child, and then Padme pricks him in his finger and tells him to fingerbang her with his bloody finger which is how they concieve Luke. And then later 2000 extras simultaniously take a shit onscreen. Also one of the main villains should be a femboy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Darth Jar Jar meme
    I sleep

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not a meme, midwit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's dimwit you memer

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None of that fixes anything!

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    darth jar jar is lame, always was

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      an antagonist pretending to be a moron while covertly manipulating the galactic government is kino

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here's my serious take on fixing the prequels
    >TPM
    - remove jar jar smelling the animal fart, reinsert deleted scenes of anakin fighting greedo and qui-gon destroying maul's probe droid
    >AOTC
    - reinsert deleted scene of anakin meeting padme's family
    - reshoot the late night naboo scenes to not be so wooden/stoic, but dialogue stays the same
    >ROTS
    - don't show anakin turning into vader, don't show vader on the star destroyer, just show padme die in childbirth and the twins being split up

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how to fix prequels: shoot AOTC and ROTS on 35mm

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you'll be wanting the czech releases then

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those ain’t color corrected and they are just trailers, there’s already available a mexican print of ROTS and they are working on an american print of AOTC, this

        how to fix prequels: shoot AOTC and ROTS on 35mm

        is a sample of it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That boomer is taking forever on this shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I reckon it’ll be ready by the end of the year

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That boomer is taking forever on this shit.

      I reckon it’ll be ready by the end of the year

      decent idea but too many specks of dirt, i don't want it to have the feel of a film made in the 70s, give me a 35mm film that was made in the 00s. the filter is fine just get rid of the unnecessary immersion

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lucasfilm's HD transfers of the prequels have all looked nasty as shit so this is the next best thing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i disagree, geonosis looks better with each re-release. the only and i mean only part of the prequels that aged like shit is palpatine's office and that's because it's a set shot on a shoddy digital camera. the cameras used for clones were too early and rough, he should have delayed a year to let the tech grow because it was far better in rots.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not a filter, it’s scanned from a 35mm theatrical print, even thought AOTC and ROTS were shot with digital cameras digital projection wasn’t the standard in most theaters before 2009 or so, they were still projected on 35mm in most places, obviously there’s some dirt and scratches on these scans, that can be cleaned up later but the film grain helps the CGI blend in with everything so much better than in the official home media releases

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh lit, i thought he just took a 4k release and fricked with it. yeah it does make the films look better. if i worked at israelitecasfilm i'd make it official.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, the phantom menace scan looks even better because the movie was actually shot on 35mm

            TPM and ROTS are fully available from forums.thestarwarstrilogy.com but it’s a pain in the ass to make an account because you’ll need to find an invitation code

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the reactor looks fake af now what the hell

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I guess George was salty that he couldn’t get the digital cameras for TPM so he DNR’d the whole movie in all the dvd releases in order to make it look more digital which made everything look waxy

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve always felt that Anakin should have been a pow for a while and suffered al lot of torture at the hands of the confederacy while the Jedi delayed rescuing him

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most importantly:
    >don't have George write the movies

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