the phantom menace
>no editing
attack of the clones
>it is revealed that jar jar and the emperor have been orchestrating anakin's demise from dialogue about hiring the sand people to kill anakin's mother
>count doodoo is killed by obi wan
revenge of the sith
>decoy sith is introduced and killed that's not general coughius
>yoda fights jar jar and the emperor and kills jar jar
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5 minute padme masturbation scene
how does this add to the plot?
she shows signs of force sensitivity
Not everything in a movie has to be in direct service to the plot
Helps explain anakins motivation to switch to dark side
>it is revealed that jar jar and the emperor have been orchestrating anakin's demise from dialogue about hiring the sand people to kill anakin's mother
why
>count doodoo is killed by obi wan
why
>decoy sith is introduced and killed that's not general coughius
why
>yoda fights jar jar and the emperor and kills jar jar
why
darth maul was a decoy sith
dooku was a decoy sith
naturally, RotS should have a decoy sith
>lets tire this one plot point to death
no thanks
homosexuals like you are why the death star keeps coming back
Thinking like JJ Abrams
no, I'm thinking like lucas
Clearly not, as the prequels we have are exactly what he thought of.
>sequels should have the same plot points as the previous films
Found the The Force Awakens fan
The only fix that the prequels need is for Dooku's offer to Obi Wan in the second film to be sincere, i.e. he is genuinely opposed to Palpatine but also opposed to the Republic. The political dynamic is way more interesting that way
>the phantom menace
>no editing
There are a lot of really small scenes that lower the movie to cartoon tier and would be better if they were gone. Shit like Jar Jar taking out droids in the final battle through clumsiness or a anakin destroying ships with "what does this button do" bullshit.
that's the force, anon
it shows that they can't help but use it
There should be a scene where Anakin explains to Padme that he can't frick her because a bull ripped off his nuts when he was a child, and then Padme pricks him in his finger and tells him to fingerbang her with his bloody finger which is how they concieve Luke. And then later 2000 extras simultaniously take a shit onscreen. Also one of the main villains should be a femboy.
no
>Darth Jar Jar meme
I sleep
it's not a meme, midwit
it's dimwit you memer
None of that fixes anything!
darth jar jar is lame, always was
an antagonist pretending to be a moron while covertly manipulating the galactic government is kino
here's my serious take on fixing the prequels
>TPM
- remove jar jar smelling the animal fart, reinsert deleted scenes of anakin fighting greedo and qui-gon destroying maul's probe droid
>AOTC
- reinsert deleted scene of anakin meeting padme's family
- reshoot the late night naboo scenes to not be so wooden/stoic, but dialogue stays the same
>ROTS
- don't show anakin turning into vader, don't show vader on the star destroyer, just show padme die in childbirth and the twins being split up
how to fix prequels: shoot AOTC and ROTS on 35mm
you'll be wanting the czech releases then
Those ain’t color corrected and they are just trailers, there’s already available a mexican print of ROTS and they are working on an american print of AOTC, this
is a sample of it
That boomer is taking forever on this shit.
I reckon it’ll be ready by the end of the year
decent idea but too many specks of dirt, i don't want it to have the feel of a film made in the 70s, give me a 35mm film that was made in the 00s. the filter is fine just get rid of the unnecessary immersion
Lucasfilm's HD transfers of the prequels have all looked nasty as shit so this is the next best thing.
i disagree, geonosis looks better with each re-release. the only and i mean only part of the prequels that aged like shit is palpatine's office and that's because it's a set shot on a shoddy digital camera. the cameras used for clones were too early and rough, he should have delayed a year to let the tech grow because it was far better in rots.
It’s not a filter, it’s scanned from a 35mm theatrical print, even thought AOTC and ROTS were shot with digital cameras digital projection wasn’t the standard in most theaters before 2009 or so, they were still projected on 35mm in most places, obviously there’s some dirt and scratches on these scans, that can be cleaned up later but the film grain helps the CGI blend in with everything so much better than in the official home media releases
oh lit, i thought he just took a 4k release and fricked with it. yeah it does make the films look better. if i worked at israelitecasfilm i'd make it official.
Yeah, the phantom menace scan looks even better because the movie was actually shot on 35mm
TPM and ROTS are fully available from forums.thestarwarstrilogy.com but it’s a pain in the ass to make an account because you’ll need to find an invitation code
the reactor looks fake af now what the hell
I guess George was salty that he couldn’t get the digital cameras for TPM so he DNR’d the whole movie in all the dvd releases in order to make it look more digital which made everything look waxy
I’ve always felt that Anakin should have been a pow for a while and suffered al lot of torture at the hands of the confederacy while the Jedi delayed rescuing him
Most importantly:
>don't have George write the movies