Before you firmly shake everyone's hands, vigorously rub your palms between your thighs to properly warm them up. Nobody likes touching cold and clammy hands. It's also important to get intimate during the handshake. Don't just look them in the eye. Look into their soul.
Thighs produce the most heat. It's all about efficiency. Don't put out more effort than what you're worth. Is your time worth wasting on inferior heating methods? Then maybe you're ok with working overtime on a salaried position.
It's hilarious how the world is ending and yet people still subscribe to slave morality, like paying taxes is suddenly going to make the evil people in washington go away.
Definitely suicide time. Make sure to pray to Jesus to revoke salvation from all of these people.
Food production facilities burning
Elites promising another pandemic
All countries spending billions to escalate the war with Russia until it's nuclear
Vax deaths skyrocketing
>Food production facilities burning
There are fire in some plants due to negligence. Literally look upo "food production fire" on Google and set the date from 1999 to 2012 and see the fricking results pop up. >Elites promising another pandemic
Elites were already fricked from covid they don't want another. Elites need money and they need workers, and their offspring need people to keep under them. Wiping out humanity will not help. >All countries spending billions to escalate the war with Russia until it's nuclear
Russia just pulled out from snake island, Ukraine war was a big bluff by Russia who didn't expect to get ecenomically blocked and fricked by literal world corporations who are affected by Putin's bullshit. >Vax deaths skyrocketing
Again, usually people who are unvaxxed are dying, and usually unhygienic people who refuse to believe a virus that damages internal organs is real.
Spent 12 years in my room in total monk-style isolation. Best years of my life. Didn't even know what year it was sometimes, didn't even care. Spend all day every day to learn, watch dokus and jerk off.
I'm a 30 year old finn and I've quit fourteen jobs and dropped five bachelor's degrees in my life.
I don't know why I can't stick with anything. Maybe because I get by living on my own without a job
You are not entitled to a house that someone else built. You are not entitled to food that someone else grows.
You can work to create value, exchange that value for money, and then exchange that money for the material benefits of others' labor. But no one owes you any of those things for free, because that's slavery.
You're demanding the material benefits of others' labor for free. Without any exchange of comparable value or money as a store of that value.
You want value for free. You want slavery.
>born into wealth >can afford to gamble hundreds of thousands thanks to daddys real estate enterprise >government slaps you on the wrist if you commit fraud
Damn.... it's tough to be an elite. While they're fricking $1000 dollar hookers in their penthouse apartments, they have to like, take phone calls from the flunkies they delegate everything to. Us plebs could never handle the pressure.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You live in a fantasy, lost money is lost money. A lot of silver spoon children end up losing all their wealth. The only ones to consistently build wealth are the big israeli families.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>born into wealth
what the frick do you want to happen when people die then? the state takes it all? what's the point in accumulating wealth for yourself and family if your kids don't get it when you die? the state already taxes the shit out of inheritance. cuck mentality. >dude people should just give their labour to random people they've never met and don't like
>But the elite are? That's what capitalism is
No, that's what everything is.
Communism is a small centralized oligarchy controlling everything taken straight from the working men. You're just too brainwashed by hate to see it.
That's been communism in practice in every single instance. No one cares about your fantasy version that will never exist.
2 years ago
Anonymous
As opposed to your fantasy version of capitalism where you aren't being fricked in the ass by your company?
Every capitalist country has failed in history.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're just sputtering now. Stop trying to flip things around. What anon said is correct, cope and seethe as you like.
2 years ago
Anonymous
By literally every economic and social measure, you are wrong.
It's time to go back to r*ddit now.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Time to go work overtime for your boss who will fire you for farting in the elevator
Pathetic. Amazing your opinion lines up with what you were force fed as a child
some people will never develop their own opinion I guess
2 years ago
Anonymous
Go post on bunkerchan about how the cis straight white male "capitalists" bullied you and it's time for a workers' revolution with your trans and bipoc sisters.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Pathetic NPC. You will never realize how incapable you are of distancing your mind from your immediate surroundings. I almost feel bad for you. Time to read some real literature.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Your troony friend's tumblr isn't "literature" lmao
2 years ago
Anonymous
"I refuse to work!" shouts the champion of the working man
"Build me a house for free!" he shrieks at the construction worker.
"Grow my food for free!" he shrieks at the farmer.
He demands value and provides none. He does not oppose autocracy or dictatorship, he merely wants to be the dictator.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nice strawman. I will work. Just not for them
But you can be a good bootlicker
2 years ago
Anonymous
Exactly.
2 years ago
Anonymous
"I refuse to work!" shouts the champion of the working man
"Build me a house for free!" he shrieks at the construction worker.
"Grow my food for free!" he shrieks at the farmer.
He demands value and provides none. He does not oppose autocracy or dictatorship, he merely wants to be the dictator.
Replying to yourself when socialist societies work harder? It just doesn't get funneled into 3 people's pockets. You would think that a board that exclusively watches content from 3 companies would be aware but I guess some people are that dumb.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not only that but he also hates everything the construction workers and farmers stand for, lol. He hates their way of life and what they believe in. He's a fricking loser.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's so cringe how you mutants go on about "workers rights" when you don't even work and you hate the working class and everything they believe in. No one buys your horseshit.
Also, your tactics are stupid as frick. You insult people while trying to make them join your side. It's no wonder you are just a fringe movement of morons no one likes.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's not worth arguing with people who do nothing but rim trumps anus and whine about trannies at every opportunity
2 years ago
Anonymous
>muh trump muh trannies noooooo le heckin chuds are le triggering me!!!!
Grow up you mental midget.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You first you fricking pawn. You're so comfortable with your pathetic life of shitposting here and eating your processed garbage that you don't even care everyone else is eating shit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm Cinemaphile and eat healthy and own a house with a home gym and have a good work-from-home job. You're a reddit antiwork mod who lives with his mom and walks dogs lmfao.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It’s the other way around. My company pays me $115k and I don’t do very much. I’m afraid one day they’ll realize it.
My boss pays me to work. I have willingly entered into this arrangement and it is mutually beneficial.
You think people should build your house and grow your food for free.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>You think people should build your house and grow your food for free.
And you will be happy
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I have willingly entered into this arrangement
your other choice is dying
you have no choice
2 years ago
Anonymous
You have to work to live. I'm sorry that no one told you that before.
You are not entitled to a farmer's crops. You are not entitled to a the home a construction worker builds.
It's insane how quickly you realize that "socialists" are just people who are still mentally 10 years old.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nah socialists are people that have been through it and know it's fricked up and there's a better way. We don't want handouts, we want to not be exploited. I used to be like you. I cringe.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You want to live in a state of perpetual infancy and you believe that you are entitled to other people's labor. You want mommy and daddy to take care of you. >Duude society should have, like, no money and everyone should just get everything for free! And not have to work!
Grow up.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You keep repeating the same thing like you're fricking 12. kys
I accept your concession
2 years ago
Anonymous
Because it's very basic premise and you can't refute it. Farmers don't owe you food. Workers don't owe you a free house. If you want to create value, then exchange that value for money in order to obtain those things, go right ahead. But you are not entitled to get them for free, because they are a product of others' labor.
2 years ago
Anonymous
We don't want them for free. We want to not be exploited. Why can't you get that through your head? Capitalism is exploitation because the workers have no say
2 years ago
Anonymous
We can choose who to work for.
Can you list your last three jobs? I find that the people who rant about capitalism have a minimal understanding of business so just curious.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>We can choose who to work for.
Oh Yeah. You can choose to work for NASA as an aerospace engineer easy.
My last 3 jobs were more technical than you've ever had
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah you can. Maybe if you actually worked hard in high school instead of watching anime and jerking off to troony porn, you could be a NASA engineer right now.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>You can choose to work for NASA as an aerospace engineer easy.
You’d have to beat out the other candidates but yeah.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Dude, everyone should just get everything for free. Abolish money maaan!
That's moronic >Okay but what if, like everything was centrally planned?
That's an insanely inefficient way to allocate resources, as shown in every single instance it's been tried >Okay fine then I just want to not be exploited
Every capitalist country is less exploitive of its workers and has a higher standard of living than communist countries with similar demographics.
Also, any system that involves the exchange of goods for money using the price mechanism is capitalism. Denmark, Sweden, and Singapore are all capitalist countries.
2 years ago
Anonymous
t. NEET
2 years ago
Anonymous
You are living through other people's labor. We all are. You didn't produce the food you are eating, you didn't build the house you live in.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Holy shit, are you actually moronic? Do you not understand division of labor?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I just want affordable housing and healthcare. It doesn’t need to be free, just affordable
2 years ago
Anonymous
Healthcare is not that expensive. Just buy it. >muh $10,000 a year
It’s not $10,000 for you.
2 years ago
Anonymous
it's 20
2 years ago
Anonymous
Post screenshot of the quote that says that.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It is expensive if you have chronic illness or a serious health event. Now your body and mind are fricked and your bank account is even more fricked
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not really. You have out of pocket maximums.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Healthcare is not that expensive. Just buy it. >muh $10,000 a year
It’s not $10,000 for you.
Whoops I meant health insurance is not that expensive. Healthcare without insurance is indeed expensive.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>My boss pays me to work
And who pays your boss, his boss? You know this line doesn't go on forever, where does it end.
2 years ago
Anonymous
What point are you even trying to make? Do you not understand how a company functions?
I lived in Japan for five years. Fiercely capitalist society. Esp. the work culture. Yet free socialized healthcare, which I enjoyed. Total fricking paradise. Incredible bedside manner. Americans just can't understand that the decision is not capitalism vs communism, there is nuance involved, but braindead republicans have been tricked into believing slaving for insurance companies is the only freedom available. frick man, you could slap red white and blue paint on a dildo, have joe rogan present it to his audience, and 90% of conservitards would be fricking themselves up the ass with it by the weekend to show the world true american exceptionalism, kek, fricking sheep
>Capitalism is bad because humans are greedy and dishonest >better give up what little autonomy we have left and give it to the greedy dishonest bureaucrats who have been stealing from us for centuries
Capitalism sucks but if you think communism is better you're beyond help.
The left is right. But instead of providing a unified front to companies to force them to pay more, they bunch white people and burn down small businesses and demand for more immigration, insuring wages will remain as low as possible.
The israelites understand how powerful a nationalist left wing faction could be and hijacked it making diversity, LGBTQ and anti-white politics instead of things that would help poor Americans.
Actually there's still people out there that are the real leftists like this trying to give the real message out and fight not these fake sjw ones, it's a shame the sjw ones ruin it.
It doesn’t matter what you “advocate for” if you’re also doing the exact opposite with your actions. I work among blue collars in the midwest. They’re probably 80% immigrants and the children of immigrants who work for lower wages than natives do. It’s as simple as that.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah and that's because the employers are getting away with exploiting them, not the fact that they are there and they escape countries exploited by companies/destablized by companies and the gov (that the corporations bribe) so they could be. (term banana republic came from United Fruit Company which is now Chiquita Brands International and how they exploited central america)
2 years ago
Anonymous
What you and your ilk don't seem to be able to understand is, as long as corporations get constant mass shipments of third world slaves, who are willing to accept abysmal pay and rights and cram 30 people into a one bedroom apartment, and live like bugs, they are never going to have any incentive to give workers rights, as they can always undercut you with the new shipment of slaves who don't demand said rights. It's the exact same reason you'd almost never see any non-black slaves working on plantations back in the day, as any White worker who demanded higher pay and more breaks would've been laughed at and told to frick off before the owner just bought a bunch more slaves off the boats. Lefties are utter morons in every possible way who just refuse to see reality as it is, and constantly try to force their stupid fantasies that are incongruent with the world in front of their eyes.
2 years ago
Anonymous
kys bootlicker >I don't want the government to control me but I'm ok with corporations doing it
I'm literally lmaoing at your life right now
2 years ago
Anonymous
What a worthless response. Leftoids truly are a hopelessly moronic breed.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>explains the origin of the term banana republic, as if everyone ITT didnt already know
Lefties have the brains of young children
2 years ago
Anonymous
>thinking Americans actually get educated
2 years ago
Anonymous
>cue the turd worlder with brown skin pointlessly seething about Americans again
Hope they carpet bomb your shithole again mate
2 years ago
Anonymous
I’m the anon you were referring to. Corporations pay immigrants less because they accept it. It doesn’t matter why they accept it, it matters that they do. They work for less than natives. THAT is why working class wages stall. One million unskilled immigrants are imported every year that work for cheaper than natives.
I’m not complaining about them by the way. Cheap immigrants make lots of services affordable, like Uber rides, movers and housekeepers. But they still make the pay rate of many fields lower than they would be without them.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Illegals don’t have a choice but to take whatever job they can get. Anyone with a brain is anti illegal immigration because like you said they do drive wages down. But you should be complaining about business owners shafting actual American citizens out of livable wages because their obsession with the almighty dollar
2 years ago
Anonymous
I’m not referring to illegals. I’m referring to legal immigrants who are American citizens. One million every year. Mostly unskilled or blue collar skilled. You can’t import one million legal immigrants and then get mad when they accept lower oay
2 years ago
Anonymous
They're not "getting away" with anything. Immigrants show up, work for jack fricking shit, and are okay with it. Employers see this and now they can hold everyone to the exact same shitty standard.
It doesn't matter if you "educate" them either, you could tell them that it's illegal to work more than 48 hours a week and to demand better wages, but then they'd just get a second job/side hustle to work 80+ hours like some robot, further ruining things for the working class since the natives would have to do the same thing.
They have to unironically be forced NOT to exploit themselves.
I'd rather have immigrants come here and do jack shit, NEET and live off welfare for the rest of the lives since at least then wages wouldn't stagnate. It's not a few NEETs living off subsidies would bankrupt the government anyway, that's just a psy op to convince everyone to sign their souls away.
>implying modern lefties who advocate for actual communism and heavy handed socialism give a frick about middle america
they would replace the entire center of the country with interracial breeding grounds, literal isengard, to raise nothing but mullatto uruk hai, if they could
Look at it this way:
With the job you will be able to buy any burger or doughnut you desire!
It's incredible motivation! Imagine how many nuggets you can buy with your own money and watch kino with them!
So listen to your folks and find some job! It's gonna be great! And if you don't like it you can change it! And if you don't like the second one you always can have a nice day! That's why I bought m1911! Always have a plan b!
Thinking about quitting my job and just fricking around for a while. Got a ton saved up and it's not like I'm going to end up with a house/wife/family any time soon.
Not as old as you, 26 but my mother has been nagging me for years now and think this is the year i finally give in and get shitty wagie job. I would do nights to be comfy but it would ruin my health even more than it already is so that's a no-go. I hate interviews and not looking forward to it. And i don't know any movies to reocmmend you, i only depressed ones.
You're literally a golem for the elites though. You're a foot soldier in breaking down your own society and culture and homogenizing it into globohomosexual corporatism. All corps have to do is put a rainbow flag and BLM on their product and you shart yourself in excitement, kek. And then you piss on the actual workers. Frick you.
I quit my job a month ago because the job was too far away from my apartment and I don't have a car.
Also my work schedule was afternoon shift so I would get off work at like 2am which meant I couldn't catch the bus home.
I got sick of biking fricking 20km every night after doing manual labor, so I decided to quit and just chill for a month or two.
The stress of having to look for a new job is bumming me out, just gotta enjoying being a NEET while it lasts I guess.
You're literally a golem for the elites though. You're a foot soldier in breaking down your own society and culture and homogenizing it into globohomosexual corporatism. All corps have to do is put a rainbow flag and BLM on their product and you shart yourself in excitement, kek. And then you piss on the actual workers. Frick you.
all false. keep imagining nonsense about your "opponents"
protip: we're on your side and want to help you. join your team
You far lefties have the same problem as far righties, no one is going to join you morons if you fly the hammer and sickle, same as no one is going to join the far right when they fly the swastika. You're tone-deaf idiots.
Society is kept running by blue collar workers who tend to be conservative >urban gay unironically thinks putting numbers into a computer is what keeps the world functioning
Tell them you need time and you don’t want to mess it up. It took me years to find the job, living at their place, now I make 100k with no debt cause I found the right job baby
>be me >get education >pursue marketing >can't get a job in marketing >there aren't even internship positions >parents support me and hope for the best for me >i feel awful for failing them >nearing 30s with no career
How do I fix this?
>>this means I spent time and money on useless education
A few things:
1. Look up the sunk cost fallacy. You shouldn’t spend more time on something that isn’t working just because you’ve already put lots of resources into it.
2. Most education isn’t useless, even if you aren’t working directly in your field. I’ve worked under a warehouse director who was a political science and psychology major. Lots of people have jobs that aren’t what they studied in school.
3. College is more about certification anyway - you’ve certified you’re smart and diligent enough to get a college degree. This isn’t nothing - many jobs require a college degree, no matter what degree it is.
4. Marketing is relevant in basically every field. Everyone is selling something.
>You shouldn’t spend more time on something that isn’t working
but I haven't even gotten an opportunity to work in the field?
I get what you mean, but I still feel like working as an office manager is something that will get me pity from my ex uni friends, relatives etc
>but I haven't even gotten an opportunity to work in the field?
And I’m sorry to hear it, but it looks like that isn’t going to happen right now. Paradoxically, your best move to get into that field is to work somewhere else. You probably have a growing resume gap that will turn off employers the longer at grows. >I still feel like working as an office manager is something that will get me pity from my ex uni friends, relatives etc
Worse pity than being unemployed? And there are other roles than that.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>And there are other roles than that.
For example?
if you're a woman you should just get married lmao
what the frick are you doing you're heading straight for the unactualization black hole
Alternatively, this [...]. There are a lot of men who want a wife who doesn’t work.
Families can't exist only on husband's salary in the economy current world has
2 years ago
Anonymous
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2 years ago
Anonymous
>For example?
Can you think of no jobs that aren’t a marketer or an office manager? Just check job sites. Put your resume on indeed. If you’re a burger there is a huge overall labor shortage and companies are desperate to hire. I know a 29 year-old girl who worked her way from hour employee at a boutique to being a corporate recruiter probably making $100k. No college degree. Work is the best thing you can do for yourself to advance your career. >Families can't exist only on husband's salary in the economy current world has
Someone didn’t tell my sister that.
It's not that nobody wants to work.
It's that the only widely available jobs have shit for pay and are jobs no one wants to do for what they get in return.
And the desirable jobs are not only few, but you have to jump through hoops and suck a series of dicks to attain.
I'm 36, would love to actually work and be successful some and have some money but I would like to enjoy what I do, mostly work by myself since I have bad anxiety, not have to work a ton of hours and be yelled at / beaten down/pressured to death etc. Employers don't care and don't want you if you aren't perfect and have years of experience instead of willing to train you. They can also basically fire you anytime for whatever reason. I even had a job one time and finally felt like I had finally had stuff looking up, worked for only one day, and then everybody was laid off. Basically feeling like I was finally going to be ok only to have it ripped away from me.
Most people are non sentient clones.
Like there's probably 100,000,000 actual people on the entire planet and everyone else is a walking computer program that's completely unaware of the environment around them.
based solipsist but for real there's no way to prove there isn't just one soul in existence that keeps getting sent back in time and reincarnated into different people
>have programming job >it's wfh >work maybe 2 hours a day >pay is okay, but 45 days vacation a year is just too good
I'm basically a NEET is disguise. It's bretty comfy
I'm a Euro so I'm taxed up the ass. Probably 30k a year after taxes.
It's probably harder for a mutt to achieve fake NEETdom like this because every ambitious programmer and every programming poo in the world want to go there.
I’m 23 now and my mom has never pushed for me to work
Once a year she says something about getting my license but that’s it
Maybe she’ll stop now that gas is going to 10 dollars a gallon
The gas price issue is the only thing that makes me not feel down about not having my own car anymore and not being able to afford to get another. The problem is though for one thing it leaves me in a cycle trap of cant get a car without a job but cant get to the job without the car (because of lack of public transport, too far to walk, dangerous roads for biking etc. )
>JOB OPENINGS NEAR YOU >Dishwasher >10 hour shifts, six days a week >2 years experience, CS degree (3.5+ GPA) and two foreign languages required >€400 salary (Before taxes)
How are people okay with this?
It really is. I got a friend who moved there to his family recently and he confirms. The cost of living is much cheaper too. Hell, your gas is a full 50-70 cents lower (Which is still laughably expensive if you consider what it was like a few months ago) if you do the conversion to euros.
I can confidently say that if you don't have a job you like with some solid years of experience at 30 you never will. Some consolation is you obviously never even really wanted a career at a real life job so there's that.
>wake up at six >Commute to work >Come back at six in the afternoon >Eat, fap, sleep >You're supposed to to that for 50+ years
What the actual frick.
I feel like I don't have time to listen to my actual thoughts anymore. Six months passed me by as if they were a week.
>be gigantic pushover frick that gets pressured by own mother into working two full time jobs at the same time since she just pre-applied for me by knowing the owners and said they were already good with it. >Still going to school too >get pressured into trying to apply to lawschool right when my college would end too >take all the exams, spend all the money >all four things conflict with eachother to the point that I can't accomplish anything, complain about it, just get told to try harder >get told I'm not good enough at a family dinner >snap & just decide to not show up or call into work ever again. Drop out of college with only a year left >drive across the country and live in another state as a bum >my life now
haha lol
Same thing happened to me. I got mindbroken from all the pressure, gave up, dropped put, quit, and became a NEET who played video games all day every day. And I stayed NEET for almost a decade before finally snapping out of it.
Yeah just move out and pay $2,000 a month for a fricking one bedroom apartment while you(me) only make $1800. Perfectly reasonable. Is it normal to pay 120% of your income just for housing and walk to work? Because that feels pretty unreasonable to me, I guess I'm being a schizo again or something but it's almost like corporations and boomers have completely ruined the world, made the dollar next to worthless but still completely out of greed and spite have kept wages down at unlivably low levels
But I'm probably just crazy though, I bet the israeli marxists never intended on causing this
>finish a masters degree, but mediocre grades and spent extra time on it because a little over a year into the program I got a massive motivation problem >also didn't work for eight years, mainly for the same reason >apply to ton of relevant jobs, obviously never get an interview >now doing part time bicycle deliveries
at least the work is alright because I enjoy just cycling around. I'm gonna get some wireless earphones and listen to audiobooks too. I just hope that I don't meet anyone I know because that's gonna be pretty cringe. gonna try to get a second part time job also and make sure I do a good performance in both. maybe after not too long I can get into my field and make use of the degree. I've also never had a gf and it feels like time's really running up now.
And they won't let you move out? Or they pull the whole 'the boss's son ain't gettin a free ride' kinda thing where they purposefully work you harder/pay a little less?
There has never been a planned economy that allocated resources more efficiently than a free economy with similar demographics. Even China has a fundamentally free-market system with some state intervention. Deng Xiaoping's sweeping liberalization policies are universally credited with China's progress from a third-world backwater to the second-strongest economy on the planet.
Fully planned economies, like that of North Korea, Venezuela, and the USSR, were and are dogshit. Cope, seethe, and most importantly don't come back until you turn 18.
It’s not that our needs tripled, it’s that our demand tripled. We consoom more than we used to. Increased productivity increased production. We demanded more products, not to work less.
>work at job 38.5 hours a week (so I don’t qualify for benefits) >make over minimum wage in a low COL area >still can’t afford rent, car payment, food, and loans
What the actual frick
I’d be fine just making enough to survive but I can’t even do that
>Live in working class SoCal exurb >Making $70k/year >Never eat out >Can barely afford a 1-bedroom apartment without any expensive hobbies or social life
How the frick are people supposed to live here.
You're not funny
You're chudcel pissbaby losers
You're flyover state rural morons
You're not frogs
You're not clown world wojaks for crying out loud
You're jealous of transwomen
>Work a shitty dead end job >Work a little bit more than minimum wage but it's counted as a "shift premium" so the hours are ungodly and unsociable so I never have time to make plans. >The days are schizophrenic too, some weeks work weekends, others don't, sometimes work nights, sometimes very early shifts. >Manual labour too so I'm constantly in aches and pains. >Drive around delivering groceries for 6 hours a day without any breaks, carry boxes up flats and put up with b***hy customers. >I'm stressed everyday. >Somehow supposed to do this until I retire or I hopefully end up in some tragic fricking accident and die.
>get a job >work for a few days/weeks >absolutely fricking miserable feels like my soul is sucked dry >takes every fibre of my being to not just walk out >a small issue or anything and i snap >end up quitting >neet for a few months and do it again
how the frick do i stay in a job?
I work from home, and make six figures to basically post here, play videogames, and jerk off. I cum at least four times a day, but barely do two hours of actual work in a week. This has been going on for years. Get a fricking job you broke ass loser.
IT consultant. I write very basic SQL, occasionally C#, and otherwise just jerk off a lot, watch movies, etc. The NEETs here are complete fricking morons.
Move to a communist country like Venezuela and increase your standard of living bro! You don't have to settle for life in a backwater Western shithole.
Interesting. I work in factories and warehouses and most of the IT workers are the most overworked people I’ve ever met. I guess there’s an opposite end of that spectrum that does nothing.
I've done my share of death marches when I was younger, but I've spent more time jerking off than working since everything went remote. YMMV, I'm sure help desk types are worse off
Well I don’t have the interest or temperament for that kind of work but that and software engineering in general seem like incredible fields for those that do. I would fricking love the digital nomad lifestyle if I did.
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Hivemind
I know that feel
Eastbound and Down
Good Morning SIR
If you learn to jerk off with faster than light speed, you won't have to get a job. Ever.
I work 3 days a week and make $65k a year and mummy sends me money.
frick you, that's not advice
I actually have an interview in 3 hours. What do I do?
have a drink to loosen up
This. Don't go into that interview sober. You'll be nervous and stressed-looking.
Whip out your dick
tell them you've been unemployed for six years because you've spent that time looking for a job
PANIC.
Look the boss in the eye and give a firm handshake
Use some elbow grease as well
Get nude
Bee yourself
Hand the interviewer a 5 dollar bill when you shake their hand.
Tell him that you are suffering from depression and you will kys if you dont get the job
This is a neat interview trick that I've heard about before. They are legally obligated to hire you if you state this during the interview.
new life hack?
call the interviewer a troony and tell him to dilate, then walk 360 degrees out of there and follow up in a week to see if you got the job
>no firm handshake
>shaking a troons hand
ngmi baka senpai
>360 degrees out of there
American education, everyone
newbies, every one
Before you firmly shake everyone's hands, vigorously rub your palms between your thighs to properly warm them up. Nobody likes touching cold and clammy hands. It's also important to get intimate during the handshake. Don't just look them in the eye. Look into their soul.
why between your thighs?
couldn't you just rub your hands together real fast?
Thighs produce the most heat. It's all about efficiency. Don't put out more effort than what you're worth. Is your time worth wasting on inferior heating methods? Then maybe you're ok with working overtime on a salaried position.
I used to skip it and then say i was rejected.
Same. Sometimes it just isn't worth going if you're just that nervous, maybe they'll pity or you can turn it into a joke to ease the tension.
watch Don Draper scenes on youtube and try to copy his mannerisms
It's hilarious how the world is ending and yet people still subscribe to slave morality, like paying taxes is suddenly going to make the evil people in washington go away.
Definitely suicide time. Make sure to pray to Jesus to revoke salvation from all of these people.
>the world is ending
why and how
Progressive Fundamentalism
Food production facilities burning
Elites promising another pandemic
All countries spending billions to escalate the war with Russia until it's nuclear
Vax deaths skyrocketing
>When you form your entire worldview from internet memes
No wonder you think the world is ending
It must be smelly living with your head up your ass all day
>Vax deaths skyrocketing
Oh...in two more weeks?
>Food production facilities burning
There are fire in some plants due to negligence. Literally look upo "food production fire" on Google and set the date from 1999 to 2012 and see the fricking results pop up.
>Elites promising another pandemic
Elites were already fricked from covid they don't want another. Elites need money and they need workers, and their offspring need people to keep under them. Wiping out humanity will not help.
>All countries spending billions to escalate the war with Russia until it's nuclear
Russia just pulled out from snake island, Ukraine war was a big bluff by Russia who didn't expect to get ecenomically blocked and fricked by literal world corporations who are affected by Putin's bullshit.
>Vax deaths skyrocketing
Again, usually people who are unvaxxed are dying, and usually unhygienic people who refuse to believe a virus that damages internal organs is real.
you tell em, xister!!
Two more weeks
Meds.
Two more weeks!!
How old are you and where do you live (state or country)
30yo old eurogay
30? Damn that's pretty old to be in that situation tbqh
Spent 12 years in my room in total monk-style isolation. Best years of my life. Didn't even know what year it was sometimes, didn't even care. Spend all day every day to learn, watch dokus and jerk off.
But they're getting old... and so am I....
Time is running out.
All those memories will be lost
Like cum in tissues
I'm a 30 year old finn and I've quit fourteen jobs and dropped five bachelor's degrees in my life.
I don't know why I can't stick with anything. Maybe because I get by living on my own without a job
>slave morality
grandma asked if I've gotten a gf again
>they’ve all stopped asking
30 years and never had a gf
>mom and grandma keep asking when they're gonna meet my gf
>keep saying "soon haha"
>it will never happen because she is black and has a tattoo
disgusting you should kill her
>black
fine
>tattoo
disgraceful
>and has a tattoo
raise money to remove it.
dating sheboons is one step above inceldom
capitalism is slavery
don't work
You aren't entitled to the material benefits of other people's labor.
But the elite are? That's what capitalism is
taking what the working man makes
You are not entitled to a house that someone else built. You are not entitled to food that someone else grows.
You can work to create value, exchange that value for money, and then exchange that money for the material benefits of others' labor. But no one owes you any of those things for free, because that's slavery.
You're describing capitalism you fricking npc. Capitalism is stealing labor.
Graduate high school before sharing your hot takes, mong.
I'm 32 and get more as I get older and more world wise. You're kicking the boot of corporations like a fricking good little sheep
>I'm 32
Sad if true. Probably a drug addicted chain smoker who still has the mind of a 14 year old like all antifa morons.
>You're kicking the boot of corporations
Corporations wear boots and kicking them is bad? You learn a lot on Cinemaphile.org
You're demanding the material benefits of others' labor for free. Without any exchange of comparable value or money as a store of that value.
You want value for free. You want slavery.
Go back
moron
I accept your concession.
Not him but you're a moron
Yup, not an argument.
>the elites earned it!
>how?
>uh.... shut up!
I hate npcs so much.
The elites earned it by putting in work and risk.
>born into wealth
>can afford to gamble hundreds of thousands thanks to daddys real estate enterprise
>government slaps you on the wrist if you commit fraud
Damn.... it's tough to be an elite. While they're fricking $1000 dollar hookers in their penthouse apartments, they have to like, take phone calls from the flunkies they delegate everything to. Us plebs could never handle the pressure.
You live in a fantasy, lost money is lost money. A lot of silver spoon children end up losing all their wealth. The only ones to consistently build wealth are the big israeli families.
>born into wealth
what the frick do you want to happen when people die then? the state takes it all? what's the point in accumulating wealth for yourself and family if your kids don't get it when you die? the state already taxes the shit out of inheritance. cuck mentality.
>dude people should just give their labour to random people they've never met and don't like
>But the elite are? That's what capitalism is
No, that's what everything is.
Communism is a small centralized oligarchy controlling everything taken straight from the working men. You're just too brainwashed by hate to see it.
Yeah. That's a tone deaf one all right.
>Communism is a small centralized oligarchy
moron alert
communism has no state or currency
mutt education is so sad
That's been communism in practice in every single instance. No one cares about your fantasy version that will never exist.
As opposed to your fantasy version of capitalism where you aren't being fricked in the ass by your company?
Every capitalist country has failed in history.
You're just sputtering now. Stop trying to flip things around. What anon said is correct, cope and seethe as you like.
By literally every economic and social measure, you are wrong.
It's time to go back to r*ddit now.
Time to go work overtime for your boss who will fire you for farting in the elevator
Pathetic. Amazing your opinion lines up with what you were force fed as a child
some people will never develop their own opinion I guess
Go post on bunkerchan about how the cis straight white male "capitalists" bullied you and it's time for a workers' revolution with your trans and bipoc sisters.
Pathetic NPC. You will never realize how incapable you are of distancing your mind from your immediate surroundings. I almost feel bad for you. Time to read some real literature.
Your troony friend's tumblr isn't "literature" lmao
"I refuse to work!" shouts the champion of the working man
"Build me a house for free!" he shrieks at the construction worker.
"Grow my food for free!" he shrieks at the farmer.
He demands value and provides none. He does not oppose autocracy or dictatorship, he merely wants to be the dictator.
Nice strawman. I will work. Just not for them
But you can be a good bootlicker
Exactly.
Replying to yourself when socialist societies work harder? It just doesn't get funneled into 3 people's pockets. You would think that a board that exclusively watches content from 3 companies would be aware but I guess some people are that dumb.
Not only that but he also hates everything the construction workers and farmers stand for, lol. He hates their way of life and what they believe in. He's a fricking loser.
It's so cringe how you mutants go on about "workers rights" when you don't even work and you hate the working class and everything they believe in. No one buys your horseshit.
Also, your tactics are stupid as frick. You insult people while trying to make them join your side. It's no wonder you are just a fringe movement of morons no one likes.
It's not worth arguing with people who do nothing but rim trumps anus and whine about trannies at every opportunity
>muh trump muh trannies noooooo le heckin chuds are le triggering me!!!!
Grow up you mental midget.
You first you fricking pawn. You're so comfortable with your pathetic life of shitposting here and eating your processed garbage that you don't even care everyone else is eating shit.
I'm Cinemaphile and eat healthy and own a house with a home gym and have a good work-from-home job. You're a reddit antiwork mod who lives with his mom and walks dogs lmfao.
It’s the other way around. My company pays me $115k and I don’t do very much. I’m afraid one day they’ll realize it.
You have to be 18 to post here.
>communism has no state or currency
says who?
Right, so exactly what capitalism means?
Material doesn't come from labour, it comes from capital.
Wrong and you are not entitled to another person's labor.
Tell your boss that
My boss pays me to work. I have willingly entered into this arrangement and it is mutually beneficial.
You think people should build your house and grow your food for free.
>You think people should build your house and grow your food for free.
And you will be happy
>I have willingly entered into this arrangement
your other choice is dying
you have no choice
You have to work to live. I'm sorry that no one told you that before.
You are not entitled to a farmer's crops. You are not entitled to a the home a construction worker builds.
It's insane how quickly you realize that "socialists" are just people who are still mentally 10 years old.
Nah socialists are people that have been through it and know it's fricked up and there's a better way. We don't want handouts, we want to not be exploited. I used to be like you. I cringe.
You want to live in a state of perpetual infancy and you believe that you are entitled to other people's labor. You want mommy and daddy to take care of you.
>Duude society should have, like, no money and everyone should just get everything for free! And not have to work!
Grow up.
You keep repeating the same thing like you're fricking 12. kys
I accept your concession
Because it's very basic premise and you can't refute it. Farmers don't owe you food. Workers don't owe you a free house. If you want to create value, then exchange that value for money in order to obtain those things, go right ahead. But you are not entitled to get them for free, because they are a product of others' labor.
We don't want them for free. We want to not be exploited. Why can't you get that through your head? Capitalism is exploitation because the workers have no say
We can choose who to work for.
Can you list your last three jobs? I find that the people who rant about capitalism have a minimal understanding of business so just curious.
>We can choose who to work for.
Oh Yeah. You can choose to work for NASA as an aerospace engineer easy.
My last 3 jobs were more technical than you've ever had
Yeah you can. Maybe if you actually worked hard in high school instead of watching anime and jerking off to troony porn, you could be a NASA engineer right now.
>You can choose to work for NASA as an aerospace engineer easy.
You’d have to beat out the other candidates but yeah.
>Dude, everyone should just get everything for free. Abolish money maaan!
That's moronic
>Okay but what if, like everything was centrally planned?
That's an insanely inefficient way to allocate resources, as shown in every single instance it's been tried
>Okay fine then I just want to not be exploited
Every capitalist country is less exploitive of its workers and has a higher standard of living than communist countries with similar demographics.
Also, any system that involves the exchange of goods for money using the price mechanism is capitalism. Denmark, Sweden, and Singapore are all capitalist countries.
t. NEET
You are living through other people's labor. We all are. You didn't produce the food you are eating, you didn't build the house you live in.
Holy shit, are you actually moronic? Do you not understand division of labor?
I just want affordable housing and healthcare. It doesn’t need to be free, just affordable
Healthcare is not that expensive. Just buy it.
>muh $10,000 a year
It’s not $10,000 for you.
it's 20
Post screenshot of the quote that says that.
It is expensive if you have chronic illness or a serious health event. Now your body and mind are fricked and your bank account is even more fricked
Not really. You have out of pocket maximums.
Whoops I meant health insurance is not that expensive. Healthcare without insurance is indeed expensive.
>My boss pays me to work
And who pays your boss, his boss? You know this line doesn't go on forever, where does it end.
What point are you even trying to make? Do you not understand how a company functions?
Leftists are actual morons.
read Das Kapital kid. No one understood capitalism like he did
>read the ramblings of a mentally ill homeless israelite who died in the 19th century
Yeah he sounds like a real expert
I lived in Japan for five years. Fiercely capitalist society. Esp. the work culture. Yet free socialized healthcare, which I enjoyed. Total fricking paradise. Incredible bedside manner. Americans just can't understand that the decision is not capitalism vs communism, there is nuance involved, but braindead republicans have been tricked into believing slaving for insurance companies is the only freedom available. frick man, you could slap red white and blue paint on a dildo, have joe rogan present it to his audience, and 90% of conservitards would be fricking themselves up the ass with it by the weekend to show the world true american exceptionalism, kek, fricking sheep
I mean you have to pay someone. The government or the insurance companies. Or pay doctors out of pocket. That’s an exchange, not slavery.
>Capitalism is bad because humans are greedy and dishonest
>better give up what little autonomy we have left and give it to the greedy dishonest bureaucrats who have been stealing from us for centuries
Capitalism sucks but if you think communism is better you're beyond help.
The left is right. But instead of providing a unified front to companies to force them to pay more, they bunch white people and burn down small businesses and demand for more immigration, insuring wages will remain as low as possible.
The israelites understand how powerful a nationalist left wing faction could be and hijacked it making diversity, LGBTQ and anti-white politics instead of things that would help poor Americans.
Actually there's still people out there that are the real leftists like this trying to give the real message out and fight not these fake sjw ones, it's a shame the sjw ones ruin it.
Real leftists tend to want more immigration which keeps low class wages stagnant.
Still advocate for higher wages they don't ignore that.
It doesn’t matter what you “advocate for” if you’re also doing the exact opposite with your actions. I work among blue collars in the midwest. They’re probably 80% immigrants and the children of immigrants who work for lower wages than natives do. It’s as simple as that.
Yeah and that's because the employers are getting away with exploiting them, not the fact that they are there and they escape countries exploited by companies/destablized by companies and the gov (that the corporations bribe) so they could be. (term banana republic came from United Fruit Company which is now Chiquita Brands International and how they exploited central america)
What you and your ilk don't seem to be able to understand is, as long as corporations get constant mass shipments of third world slaves, who are willing to accept abysmal pay and rights and cram 30 people into a one bedroom apartment, and live like bugs, they are never going to have any incentive to give workers rights, as they can always undercut you with the new shipment of slaves who don't demand said rights. It's the exact same reason you'd almost never see any non-black slaves working on plantations back in the day, as any White worker who demanded higher pay and more breaks would've been laughed at and told to frick off before the owner just bought a bunch more slaves off the boats. Lefties are utter morons in every possible way who just refuse to see reality as it is, and constantly try to force their stupid fantasies that are incongruent with the world in front of their eyes.
kys bootlicker
>I don't want the government to control me but I'm ok with corporations doing it
I'm literally lmaoing at your life right now
What a worthless response. Leftoids truly are a hopelessly moronic breed.
>explains the origin of the term banana republic, as if everyone ITT didnt already know
Lefties have the brains of young children
>thinking Americans actually get educated
>cue the turd worlder with brown skin pointlessly seething about Americans again
Hope they carpet bomb your shithole again mate
I’m the anon you were referring to. Corporations pay immigrants less because they accept it. It doesn’t matter why they accept it, it matters that they do. They work for less than natives. THAT is why working class wages stall. One million unskilled immigrants are imported every year that work for cheaper than natives.
I’m not complaining about them by the way. Cheap immigrants make lots of services affordable, like Uber rides, movers and housekeepers. But they still make the pay rate of many fields lower than they would be without them.
Illegals don’t have a choice but to take whatever job they can get. Anyone with a brain is anti illegal immigration because like you said they do drive wages down. But you should be complaining about business owners shafting actual American citizens out of livable wages because their obsession with the almighty dollar
I’m not referring to illegals. I’m referring to legal immigrants who are American citizens. One million every year. Mostly unskilled or blue collar skilled. You can’t import one million legal immigrants and then get mad when they accept lower oay
They're not "getting away" with anything. Immigrants show up, work for jack fricking shit, and are okay with it. Employers see this and now they can hold everyone to the exact same shitty standard.
It doesn't matter if you "educate" them either, you could tell them that it's illegal to work more than 48 hours a week and to demand better wages, but then they'd just get a second job/side hustle to work 80+ hours like some robot, further ruining things for the working class since the natives would have to do the same thing.
They have to unironically be forced NOT to exploit themselves.
I'd rather have immigrants come here and do jack shit, NEET and live off welfare for the rest of the lives since at least then wages wouldn't stagnate. It's not a few NEETs living off subsidies would bankrupt the government anyway, that's just a psy op to convince everyone to sign their souls away.
>implying modern lefties who advocate for actual communism and heavy handed socialism give a frick about middle america
they would replace the entire center of the country with interracial breeding grounds, literal isengard, to raise nothing but mullatto uruk hai, if they could
Get the fundamentals sorted first, then worry about economics
https://www.amren.com/videos/2019/11/why-conservatives-are-doomed/
>his parents haven't already given up on him long ago
what a novice
Just explain to them you're borderline illiterate and hop on disability
Look at it this way:
With the job you will be able to buy any burger or doughnut you desire!
It's incredible motivation! Imagine how many nuggets you can buy with your own money and watch kino with them!
So listen to your folks and find some job! It's gonna be great! And if you don't like it you can change it! And if you don't like the second one you always can have a nice day! That's why I bought m1911! Always have a plan b!
Thinking about quitting my job and just fricking around for a while. Got a ton saved up and it's not like I'm going to end up with a house/wife/family any time soon.
die ESL
Not as old as you, 26 but my mother has been nagging me for years now and think this is the year i finally give in and get shitty wagie job. I would do nights to be comfy but it would ruin my health even more than it already is so that's a no-go. I hate interviews and not looking forward to it. And i don't know any movies to reocmmend you, i only depressed ones.
>noooo you can't organize the people's labor against the elites
>they know best
You npcs are pathetic
>we're gonna take down the heckin straight white males and the patriarchy!
Yeah, cute. Now go back to bunkerchud.
No fricking left wing activist anywhere is organizing against the elites. You are the Obediencia. They control all your beliefs. You are their serf.
Is that quote from Kaczynski?
You're literally a golem for the elites though. You're a foot soldier in breaking down your own society and culture and homogenizing it into globohomosexual corporatism. All corps have to do is put a rainbow flag and BLM on their product and you shart yourself in excitement, kek. And then you piss on the actual workers. Frick you.
>Movies with this feel?
these films.
I bet the board is spelled B O R E D
Don't remind me of that tragedy
I didn't even know he was sick
I quit my job a month ago because the job was too far away from my apartment and I don't have a car.
Also my work schedule was afternoon shift so I would get off work at like 2am which meant I couldn't catch the bus home.
I got sick of biking fricking 20km every night after doing manual labor, so I decided to quit and just chill for a month or two.
The stress of having to look for a new job is bumming me out, just gotta enjoying being a NEET while it lasts I guess.
Parasite
>ITT
>it wasn't real capitalism
look at Detroit
all false. keep imagining nonsense about your "opponents"
protip: we're on your side and want to help you. join your team
>look at Detroit
A city that's 80% Black person is destined to decline and fail. Is that really a revelation to you?
You far lefties have the same problem as far righties, no one is going to join you morons if you fly the hammer and sickle, same as no one is going to join the far right when they fly the swastika. You're tone-deaf idiots.
>far right and far left bickering as usual while the liberals have to do the actual dirty work of running society
You are the worst person in this thread. Worse than both sides by a wide margin. I hope you're being ironic.
Society is kept running by blue collar workers who tend to be conservative
>urban gay unironically thinks putting numbers into a computer is what keeps the world functioning
Both are mandatory.
Capitalism has failed, xisters.
Welcome to the NHK
Tell them you need time and you don’t want to mess it up. It took me years to find the job, living at their place, now I make 100k with no debt cause I found the right job baby
>be me
>get education
>pursue marketing
>can't get a job in marketing
>there aren't even internship positions
>parents support me and hope for the best for me
>i feel awful for failing them
>nearing 30s with no career
How do I fix this?
Get a job in another field.
>this means I spent time and money on useless education
Nice
I'm a woman what else do you expect from me?
sex
>>this means I spent time and money on useless education
A few things:
1. Look up the sunk cost fallacy. You shouldn’t spend more time on something that isn’t working just because you’ve already put lots of resources into it.
2. Most education isn’t useless, even if you aren’t working directly in your field. I’ve worked under a warehouse director who was a political science and psychology major. Lots of people have jobs that aren’t what they studied in school.
3. College is more about certification anyway - you’ve certified you’re smart and diligent enough to get a college degree. This isn’t nothing - many jobs require a college degree, no matter what degree it is.
4. Marketing is relevant in basically every field. Everyone is selling something.
>You shouldn’t spend more time on something that isn’t working
but I haven't even gotten an opportunity to work in the field?
I get what you mean, but I still feel like working as an office manager is something that will get me pity from my ex uni friends, relatives etc
>but I haven't even gotten an opportunity to work in the field?
And I’m sorry to hear it, but it looks like that isn’t going to happen right now. Paradoxically, your best move to get into that field is to work somewhere else. You probably have a growing resume gap that will turn off employers the longer at grows.
>I still feel like working as an office manager is something that will get me pity from my ex uni friends, relatives etc
Worse pity than being unemployed? And there are other roles than that.
>And there are other roles than that.
For example?
Families can't exist only on husband's salary in the economy current world has
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>For example?
Can you think of no jobs that aren’t a marketer or an office manager? Just check job sites. Put your resume on indeed. If you’re a burger there is a huge overall labor shortage and companies are desperate to hire. I know a 29 year-old girl who worked her way from hour employee at a boutique to being a corporate recruiter probably making $100k. No college degree. Work is the best thing you can do for yourself to advance your career.
>Families can't exist only on husband's salary in the economy current world has
Someone didn’t tell my sister that.
No I'm not a burger. Your sister got lucky.
if you're a woman you should just get married lmao
what the frick are you doing you're heading straight for the unactualization black hole
Alternatively, this
. There are a lot of men who want a wife who doesn’t work.
Shoot a padmounted transformer with a high powered rifle
>pursue marketing
you deserve what you get
You're basically unemployable now. Nobody's gonna get an idiot with that huge of a hole in their resume.
You know it from your own experience?
>woman
>trade
Anon....
Get a trade. Presto.
It's not that nobody wants to work.
It's that the only widely available jobs have shit for pay and are jobs no one wants to do for what they get in return.
And the desirable jobs are not only few, but you have to jump through hoops and suck a series of dicks to attain.
I will shovel shit for five dollars a day
Are you sure you’re not just low value as an employee?
I'm 36, would love to actually work and be successful some and have some money but I would like to enjoy what I do, mostly work by myself since I have bad anxiety, not have to work a ton of hours and be yelled at / beaten down/pressured to death etc. Employers don't care and don't want you if you aren't perfect and have years of experience instead of willing to train you. They can also basically fire you anytime for whatever reason. I even had a job one time and finally felt like I had finally had stuff looking up, worked for only one day, and then everybody was laid off. Basically feeling like I was finally going to be ok only to have it ripped away from me.
ever since ive started working i cant stop thinking about kms how the frick do people do this shit every day
I'm guessing they imagine their fathers being less disappointed in them
If I found out for sure my father's love for me was conditional like that, I'd drop him from my life forever.
Adderall
Most people are non sentient clones.
Like there's probably 100,000,000 actual people on the entire planet and everyone else is a walking computer program that's completely unaware of the environment around them.
based solipsist
but for real there's no way to prove there isn't just one soul in existence that keeps getting sent back in time and reincarnated into different people
>one soul in existence
literally me
same
hmmm
Now you know why everybody is on antidepressants
I unironically like my job it keeps me sane
>inb4 wagie
it's a pretty good job
happy for you anon
>have programming job
>it's wfh
>work maybe 2 hours a day
>pay is okay, but 45 days vacation a year is just too good
I'm basically a NEET is disguise. It's bretty comfy
How much pay? I’m considering the field. Sounds comfy even though I wouldn’t enjoy the work.
20 GBP an hour, plus free tendies for all of black history month
That would be about a $65k salary here. Eh, too low. Frick. I wish I had the temperament for software engineering.
I'm a Euro so I'm taxed up the ass. Probably 30k a year after taxes.
It's probably harder for a mutt to achieve fake NEETdom like this because every ambitious programmer and every programming poo in the world want to go there.
You don't have time for "feels", you gotta get a job, ex-NEET.
I’m 23 now and my mom has never pushed for me to work
Once a year she says something about getting my license but that’s it
Maybe she’ll stop now that gas is going to 10 dollars a gallon
The gas price issue is the only thing that makes me not feel down about not having my own car anymore and not being able to afford to get another. The problem is though for one thing it leaves me in a cycle trap of cant get a car without a job but cant get to the job without the car (because of lack of public transport, too far to walk, dangerous roads for biking etc. )
I fricking wish I got fired
every fricking time I bat my eyes company money goes in the toilet
>JOB OPENINGS NEAR YOU
>Dishwasher
>10 hour shifts, six days a week
>2 years experience, CS degree (3.5+ GPA) and two foreign languages required
>€400 salary (Before taxes)
How are people okay with this?
where the frick do you live lmao?
Europe, evidently
I'm asking because I'm in bulgaria and here things are pretty tame
It really is. I got a friend who moved there to his family recently and he confirms. The cost of living is much cheaper too. Hell, your gas is a full 50-70 cents lower (Which is still laughably expensive if you consider what it was like a few months ago) if you do the conversion to euros.
Gayreece.
I wish I could just be a trad wife and a stay at home mom
I can confidently say that if you don't have a job you like with some solid years of experience at 30 you never will. Some consolation is you obviously never even really wanted a career at a real life job so there's that.
>wake up at six
>Commute to work
>Come back at six in the afternoon
>Eat, fap, sleep
>You're supposed to to that for 50+ years
What the actual frick.
I feel like I don't have time to listen to my actual thoughts anymore. Six months passed me by as if they were a week.
just buy chainlink you stupid frick
>Just buy magic multiplying money
its neither magic nor money. Its a monetization of a groundbreaking framework, similar to how https was to the internet, only monetized.
just lost my job of 10 years
last time i didn't have one, my mom would call me every single day just to ask if i had a job yet
what happened
the business shuttered
now i have all the time in the world to spend with my frens on Cinemaphile
I lie about every detail of my work and relationship situation to my parents.
Good thing I live so far away from them.
Post your professions, bros. I'm a Wendy's chef.
>Got the £60k a year job
>Got the house
>Still just spend every weekend sat in alone drinking untill i pass out
get a Cinemaphile lodger to watch kino with
>got the $115k a year job
>still enjoy nothing
You're established now, now the idea is to figure out how to do the least amount of work and coast.
hopefully they pressure you to get ESL lessons too
>get a job
>now everyone pressuring me to get license
it's never enough
Next up is car, buy an apartment and the ever-elusive gf. Give the normies an inch and they will take a mile.
Why wouldn’t I want to buy a home? Renting sucks.
>be gigantic pushover frick that gets pressured by own mother into working two full time jobs at the same time since she just pre-applied for me by knowing the owners and said they were already good with it.
>Still going to school too
>get pressured into trying to apply to lawschool right when my college would end too
>take all the exams, spend all the money
>all four things conflict with eachother to the point that I can't accomplish anything, complain about it, just get told to try harder
>get told I'm not good enough at a family dinner
>snap & just decide to not show up or call into work ever again. Drop out of college with only a year left
>drive across the country and live in another state as a bum
>my life now
haha lol
I’m sorry anon.
what's your average day like as a hobo
Same thing happened to me. I got mindbroken from all the pressure, gave up, dropped put, quit, and became a NEET who played video games all day every day. And I stayed NEET for almost a decade before finally snapping out of it.
Move out pussy
>move out with no job
Good advice moron
Yeah just move out and pay $2,000 a month for a fricking one bedroom apartment while you(me) only make $1800. Perfectly reasonable. Is it normal to pay 120% of your income just for housing and walk to work? Because that feels pretty unreasonable to me, I guess I'm being a schizo again or something but it's almost like corporations and boomers have completely ruined the world, made the dollar next to worthless but still completely out of greed and spite have kept wages down at unlivably low levels
But I'm probably just crazy though, I bet the israeli marxists never intended on causing this
I bet it was one big coincidence
>finish a masters degree, but mediocre grades and spent extra time on it because a little over a year into the program I got a massive motivation problem
>also didn't work for eight years, mainly for the same reason
>apply to ton of relevant jobs, obviously never get an interview
>now doing part time bicycle deliveries
at least the work is alright because I enjoy just cycling around. I'm gonna get some wireless earphones and listen to audiobooks too. I just hope that I don't meet anyone I know because that's gonna be pretty cringe. gonna try to get a second part time job also and make sure I do a good performance in both. maybe after not too long I can get into my field and make use of the degree. I've also never had a gf and it feels like time's really running up now.
Step Brothers
I want to move out of my parents' house but I work for their family business and they control all of my income.
idiot I knew to avoid that mistake all the way back when I was 12
And they won't let you move out? Or they pull the whole 'the boss's son ain't gettin a free ride' kinda thing where they purposefully work you harder/pay a little less?
Every time somebody blames capitalisms and not central banking/jews/manipulated fiat currencies I want to go and blow up a federal building Minecraft
>kys bootlicker
Alright refute this image I just made in MS paint.
You probably can't.
idiot if we stop increasing production growth the GDP collapses and human civilization with it
everyone knows that
Then you have to atleast admit our current system is very fragile and less than ideal
fragile? I would have used the word CRACKING
our needs to CONSOOM scale with the amount of NEW PRODUCTS that are released
but then they'll stop making marvel films
Why don't we use this excess labor for actual thing that matter like helping the sick and poor, instead they are working on Iphones we don't need
This is why you need a planned economy
>Technological development means corporations engage in planned-economy style production for profit generation
>"Noooo what about toothbrushes"
>helping the sick and poor
Go to Africa and help people there
There has never been a planned economy that allocated resources more efficiently than a free economy with similar demographics. Even China has a fundamentally free-market system with some state intervention. Deng Xiaoping's sweeping liberalization policies are universally credited with China's progress from a third-world backwater to the second-strongest economy on the planet.
Fully planned economies, like that of North Korea, Venezuela, and the USSR, were and are dogshit. Cope, seethe, and most importantly don't come back until you turn 18.
And yet they did for the early 20th century what the microchip has done for the 21st
Nope + I accept your concession
Cope, seethe, etc
Revolutionized it
>Can't make an argument
>Speaks in vague platitudes
>Zero understanding of economics
Yup it's r/socialism hours
What's r/socialism? Is that a reddit thing?
lmao
ruined the world?
Yeah but what if we just designate smart people to plan the economy (people like me)
We do. Poor people are now obese and own iPhones. The medical field is phenomenally advanced compared to the 1920s.
It’s not that our needs tripled, it’s that our demand tripled. We consoom more than we used to. Increased productivity increased production. We demanded more products, not to work less.
But that just naturally developed because of how our economy functions. We never really asked ourselves if we really wanted that trade-off.
The products wouldn’t have been designed and produced if people weren’t buying them. We made our choice.
I'm happy I got a job. I met my gf through the job and I get a paycheck every month.
>work at job 38.5 hours a week (so I don’t qualify for benefits)
>make over minimum wage in a low COL area
>still can’t afford rent, car payment, food, and loans
What the actual frick
I’d be fine just making enough to survive but I can’t even do that
blame capitalism
>Live in working class SoCal exurb
>Making $70k/year
>Never eat out
>Can barely afford a 1-bedroom apartment without any expensive hobbies or social life
How the frick are people supposed to live here.
you're meant to be a slave with capitalism
If it was venezuela I'd literally be starving lmao
Any place run by israelites is awful, capitalism is the lesser of the two evils.
Who do you think runs your country dumbass
You’re supposed to leave California.
You're not funny
You're chudcel pissbaby losers
You're flyover state rural morons
You're not frogs
You're not clown world wojaks for crying out loud
You're jealous of transwomen
every single one of those things is true for me
wtf
They hated Jesus because he told them the truth
This is not a fun feel haha youre just gonna have to suck it up lol
That was me last year. Got a place now and its 1000x better do it homosexual
>Work a shitty dead end job
>Work a little bit more than minimum wage but it's counted as a "shift premium" so the hours are ungodly and unsociable so I never have time to make plans.
>The days are schizophrenic too, some weeks work weekends, others don't, sometimes work nights, sometimes very early shifts.
>Manual labour too so I'm constantly in aches and pains.
>Drive around delivering groceries for 6 hours a day without any breaks, carry boxes up flats and put up with b***hy customers.
>I'm stressed everyday.
>Somehow supposed to do this until I retire or I hopefully end up in some tragic fricking accident and die.
>get a job
>work for a few days/weeks
>absolutely fricking miserable feels like my soul is sucked dry
>takes every fibre of my being to not just walk out
>a small issue or anything and i snap
>end up quitting
>neet for a few months and do it again
how the frick do i stay in a job?
I work from home, and make six figures to basically post here, play videogames, and jerk off. I cum at least four times a day, but barely do two hours of actual work in a week. This has been going on for years. Get a fricking job you broke ass loser.
What job do you have?
lying on Cinemaphile
pays big imaginary bucks
IT consultant. I write very basic SQL, occasionally C#, and otherwise just jerk off a lot, watch movies, etc. The NEETs here are complete fricking morons.
Move to a communist country like Venezuela and increase your standard of living bro! You don't have to settle for life in a backwater Western shithole.
Interesting. I work in factories and warehouses and most of the IT workers are the most overworked people I’ve ever met. I guess there’s an opposite end of that spectrum that does nothing.
I've done my share of death marches when I was younger, but I've spent more time jerking off than working since everything went remote. YMMV, I'm sure help desk types are worse off
Well I don’t have the interest or temperament for that kind of work but that and software engineering in general seem like incredible fields for those that do. I would fricking love the digital nomad lifestyle if I did.
just play the long game, they will die before you.
Americans are moronic. Prove me wrong.
Some are. Same as any other place.
>transwomen aren't women even tho they're gorgeous and more beautiful than ciswomen