Pretentious and self-indulgent garbage

Pretentious and self-indulgent garbage

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    can it civvie

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just about a Dad bonding with his son

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      All art is pretentious and self-indulgent.

      That’s the point.

      t's about the creative process, how you can empty out of ideas and start to become a burnout but getting out, finding other people making great stuff and immersing yourself in those things can reawaken your passion and creativity

      >i'm a fat frick who has a ton of disposable income with a hot as frick ex-wife that I eventually frick again
      why do israelites write themselves like this?

      If you're a fat old israelite in Hollywood this really is how your life works
      You don't even have to be in Hollywood, the only thing women crave more than $$$ is social acceptance, if you are a well off big shot who gets a lot of public attention for your successes gorgeous women will literally throw themselves at you

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    a small feel good movie that actually feels good and achieves comfy

    >garbage
    your taste is garbage

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it, the humor and characters were good. The guy getting back together with his ex-wife was rushed, but overall a nice message.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      a small feel good movie that actually feels good and achieves comfy

      >garbage
      your taste is garbage

      It's just about a Dad bonding with his son

      can it civvie

      Back to letterboxd, queers

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >letterboxd
        you're the only one who mentioned it or cares about it. You go back.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was comfy af

    frick avatar 2, that shit was pretentious, not this masterpiece

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >okay so I'm gonna play the main character
    >also my character is banging Scarlett Johansson and my ex-wife is played by Sofia Viagra
    >uhh yeah okay whatever you say John Favreau

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was anime tier fantasy movie

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    All art is pretentious and self-indulgent.

    That’s the point.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i'm a fat frick who has a ton of disposable income with a hot as frick ex-wife that I eventually frick again
    why do israelites write themselves like this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >also I'm getting blueballed by ScarJo because I can't even agree to write her as my actual girlfriend or whatever

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a lot of garlic

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was self-defence ScarJo could've been a vampire.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that lukewarm oil
        thought this was a jaCinemaphile webm at first

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's olive oil

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you were really Cinemaphile you'd know what it was right away and cut straight to trolling italians

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >didn't cut the garlic so thin it liquifies in the pan

        ngmi

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        is this like a fat persons fantasy? a hot girl lusting after him for making food lol?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most girls probably wouldn’t be posing like one of yo ur French girls like that while you’re cooking but there is a nugget of truth. The more senses you can engage with the better chance of some sloppy toppy.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn cooking is gay

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for cutting it all up, now my steak will dry out and get cold. Fricking idiot.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eating meat is wrong regardless

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine not knowing what a tagliata is

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I only the one that misses Chefposting?

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    have you seen chef?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      LET’S GET SOME PUSSY TONIGHT

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    cooking is
    1. womens work
    2. not that hard

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pull my finger
      yes chef

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He earned it after working on MCUshit and getting fricked by Kevin Feige for a couple years straight. Fricker created the first Iron Man and he couldn't get creative control?

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's so much fricking cheese.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ favreau

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        >Jesus Christ Favreau it's just a grilled cheese

        the only man daring enough to make a grilled cheese seem pretentious

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gordon made his grilled cheese pretentious while also not making grilled cheese

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      cringe

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i'm going to go through the process of making this sugar just to throw all of the fricking top of the dish
        jesus

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love cooking with other people, but I feel like most people prefer to cook alone.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    People who like these movies don't cook.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know right? How dare these FRICKING CIVILIANS think they know what it's like to work in a REAL KITCHEN. They'd go crying back to their tvs and fantasy shows in two seconds

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    master of none
    walter mitty

    sometimes actors just make what are clearly vanity projects. even if moments of brilliance shine through on occasion, you just cant get over the fact that you're watching some rich guy globetrot and eat amazing food and get the girl while experiencing nothing that would paint them in a morally grey light or humiliate them even lightly

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be john favreau
    >like food
    >be fat
    >make "love letter to food"
    >movie about food
    >john eats the food
    >john is fat

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just The Bear but not gratuitously depressing

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ego and pride is was they believe it takes to become a great chef...what bullshit and arrogance. you are only cooking an egg

    I really believe they know that what they do is bullshit and that in order to sell it they have to be pretention

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hate Bradley Cooper with every fiber of my being but the movie Burnt is good somehow

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the best chefs are the manchild ones who go home to their parents house to watch anime and listen to the mars volta

    the worst ones are the tatoo'd up ones who are always angry and put on a fake new york accent and pretend they are gods gift to earth because they feed the people or some shit

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually just something Fav wanted to make with his friends for fun

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