Pretty good flick

A lot of gorgeous animation and cinematography, even if the writing wasn't great.
I guess I'm most bothered by Anya, she didn't fit the role of Peach at all and can't act for shit.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A fair critique of this film. I'd personally also call out Seth Rogan as DK and Cranky's VA, both are really not fit for their roles (at least Seth said he doesn't play characters so I wasn't expecting him to do good). Music was excellent save for the random licensed songs. Wish story was more tightly written and allowed Luigi to do stuff with his brother. Ending sting with Yoshi did nothing because we've already seen Yoshi in universe. Probably the most solid 6/10 film carried by being a Mario love letter.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >at least Seth said he doesn't play characters so I wasn't expecting him to do good
      Imagine being an actor and saying that.

      >Music was excellent save for the random licensed songs.
      There were only three (Holding Out For A Hero, Take Me On, Heat of the Moment) not sure why people have so much issues with them, and not sure what Mario music you would replace them with.
      Anyhow, my personal issue was with the Wedding March, which felt really out of place, they could have used the Wedding music from Paper Mario: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-ov7a2XF7w

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also “No Sleep Til Brooklyn” early in the movie. Because, you know, they’re in Brooklyn. That’s when I checked out. It’s early 2000’s Dreamworks-tier shit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I actually liked it. I know I am in the minority, but I liked the old songs from that time being put into the movie. Helped my nostalgia.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’m sure you think Shark’s Tale is brilliant, too. Companies need tasteless npcs like you to stay afloat. Good on you.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I’m sure you think Shark’s Tale is brilliant, too. Companies need tasteless NPCs like you to stay afloat. Good on you.
              You know with out using a hyperbole here, I came from another thread saying that people back in the early 2000s we incredibly narcissistic compared to now, and by your statement you proved those people wrong.
              No I didn't like shark tale.
              Since I am an adult who grew up with Mario and this music that came about around the same time, it made sense to me on how it fit.
              Spouting NPC bullshit shows how much of a narcissist you are by just being threatened when someone says "I actually liked it."
              What I'm saying is, you don't know how to properly criticize so you come off as an ass.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peach was the best part of the movie WTF are you smoking

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not OP but I liked Peach overall except for her VA's delivery of her lines. vocal fry doesn't really suit Peach imo, but tbf I felt lukewarm about most of the VAs.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. That’s just a problem of animated movies in the modern age. They cast based on name rather than voice acting skill.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's been like this long before the modern age.
          The only no names you would know nothing about would be a Disney princess or Disney prince.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kys

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cranky's voice just felt out of place as the "Tired Old israelite Kong." Imagined him being more of the wheezing, crotchety old man who's bitter and sick of everything.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean he was one of the most heavily (and consistently) characterized classic Nintendo characters back in the 90s. You aren't imagining that, it's who he was. I mean it's his namesake.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get the adverse reaction to cranky's voice, that's why I imagined him sounding like

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is pic-related? Where is Toadsworth?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly felt like Charlie Day was an amazing pick for Luigi and Jack Black did good too.

    The rest felt uninspired and Fred Armisen’s Kranky made me wanna neck myself every time he talked.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was happy with Chris Pratt. People shut the frick up about his performance after actually watching it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        People who shit on Chris Pratt have not seen Parks and Recreation, that guy has a lot of range

        Yeah. That’s just a problem of animated movies in the modern age. They cast based on name rather than voice acting skill.

        Hollywood has weird obsession with trying to turn Anya into a big star, I don't know.
        She is very mediocre in both acting and looks, I don't get it. She doesn't have any acting range, she plays the same character in everything, it's always more or less stoic. And being stoic is like opposite of acting.
        There are so many other prominent actresses who would have fit the role better. E.g. Elle Fanning has an insane range.

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