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thanks tracy
>here's that 15yo I was telling you about
Why are girls like this? What do they eat? Where do they live?
Silicone valley, with fathers rich enough to hire hulk hogan as their personal body guard.
Pretty sure this actor was 25
Out of 10!
pretty sure it's an actress
Women always were like this moron. They are ready to breed at 15.
Me on the right.
Women with tiny heads are so freakish looking.
>nice jugs and a small waist with a nice little figure
>cares about the head
Gay. As long as she’s not headless, black or a downie I’m game.
her cranium compares to the rest of her head is big though
She's kinda weird looking tbh
Out of 10!
>PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION
When they frick and she punches him during started a new fetish in me.
>the first like ten episodes that had her breasts in the recap for almost no reason
>for almost no reason
Weird seeing her in this
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104389/?ref_=nm_flmg_t_79_act
after blowing a few loads to her nude scene in Californication and the collector.
Watch Mr. Nanny
never seen it. not sure I want to. I think they had a trailer for it on one of the Ninja Turtle movies I had so I am somewhat familiar with it.
It's one of my favorite childhood movies and hulk hogan is always so bad it's funny in a surpisingly good way in all his movies so I'd recommend.
She is the 6 yr old daughter in the movie.
I'll look into anon. I would probably feel pretty weird but she is older than me
It was weird watching californication and realizing that's who it was, but she is also older so it's fine.
ninja turtles or 3 ninjas? because i remember it too but i watched tmnt/3 ninjas until i turned moronic
She must be old af right now, probably pushing past 40
38. Still would.
>CALIFORNIA HERE WE COME starts playing
Brehs…
have a nice day chomo
YOU JUST KNOW!
That she is a good and chaste girl.
busted face
She was the best and worst parts of that series. When they got rid of her it went downhill.
For me it is Madeline Zima and off-brand JT in Twin Peaks.
Nobody watched your stupid show, Frost.
I'm watching it right now
Love this scene and damn that actress has the goods
Thanks Tracy 🙂
How did he do it?
>be sex addict
>produce show where you have sex with different hot chicks every week
>make it on premium cable so there are no nudity restrictions
Based beyond belief.
This is actually true. He literally created a show about his life and got paid for it
>sex addict
Being too weak-willed to stop doing something that feels good isn't automatically an addiction.
What you said is definitely a valid way to describe mental addiction. It can have multiple causes that lead to behaviours a person struggles to control or does compulsively to the point of having a negative impact.
He initially didn't want to do the show but came around because he liked the Father Daughter aspect of the show with him and Becca.
nose
>star in movie called kalifornia
>star in show called californication
>both are about him needing to get his frick on
>also, red shoe diaries
how did he do it
Red Shoe Diaries was great. I loved the wraparound/Duchovny's role, how he would summarize the lesson of each episode at the end with a pithy line of wisdom.
When you look at his career, you see he has been in many iconic roles and shows. And he basically only does stuff where he is surrounded by beautiful young women. His peak was 2005-2015, when he executive produced Californication and Aquarius to self insert and get to cast young actresses. Aquarius had a parade of hot hippie girls surround Charles Manson. The rumor was that Duchovny had the final say on which hippie girls were cast and slept with most of them. Kek. The man is a saint.
David, why are you on Cinemaphile? shouldn't you be working on some new movie/tv show?
David Duchovny doesn't need to work with the X-Files residuals
Please resume your medications
she was so hot in the nanny
Did Duchovny come back? Is he shilling Californication because that's the one with the best residuals?
Mad, goy?
That’s clearly an AI mashup of Maisie Williams
She’s the reason I ask girls to hit me while they ride me
How successful have you been?
Best I can do is get them to slap me and even then, it's usually a weak slap with very little follow through and I have to ask them to do it again harder. Most girls aren't used to being asked that and are typically afraid of hurting my face.
>are typically afraid of hurting my face.
Cute. Also attaboy. Now I'm curious too, but it sounds a little homosexualy tbqh.
Well, I did watch almost all of it. I learnt a thing or two about a thing or two.
He took a bullet for Hank. That's a sidekick right there.
I might have masochistic tendencies. There was one girl who didn't hesitate though. Slapped me and then started to choke me and suddenly switched into dirty talk. You like that you little b***h? All the while aggressively riding me. I came so hard.
I wonder if she could have killed you and then got away with it by claiming that it was all a fetish thing and didn't mean no harm. Sounds likely, tbh.
I banged a woman on our first date and she said almost immediately during the act "Hit me." I didn't because I'm not an idiot. I'll never know what she really wanted. Was she going to put on tons of makeup to hide bruises or something?
She wanted you to playfully slap her. If you don’t want to hit her face you can spank her or smack her pussy.
holy based, keep it up king, you'll find the F&P goldmine someday
Wasn't she in S3 of twin peaks?
did Duchovny fricked Pamela Adler?, she sounds like a horny bawd
Word on the street is that he fricked a lot, but not everybody. We will never know. Maybe when we meet God in Heaven we can ask Him.
that's a very Hank Moody response
They've posted lists in the past here of all the actresses he slept with. Sort of like the Derek Jeter Herpes tree. They broke it down and he mainly sleeps with the younger actresses on the shows, 30% of the lead or guest actresses and 20% of the no-name background actresses. Californication was his magnum opus though in that he basically cast actresses he wanted to sleep with. So he was living out his fantasy in front of and behind the camera. He's one of the greats. Gillian Anderson is like his oneitis, however, and that's why he never works with her outside of X-Files. But we may never truly know.
how's my man Runkle doing these days?, he was pure unfiltered soiboi KINO
i always laugh at his name cause 'runke' means to jack off in norwegian
PSYCHIC SPIES FROM CHINA TRY TO STEAL YOUR MIND'S ELATION
it was pretty funny in the first ep. of the show features Mojo by Peeping Tom (a Mike Patton project), during the climax of the episode, nowhere i have heard a RHCP in the show
whats funny about that
he likes talking to himself
Kiedis hates Patton and vice versa
I started watching this show a few weeks ago before there were threads about it (I had been thinking about seeing it for years). It must be because of the kind of domino effect of the threads on this site, but it's still very strange that there are threads about this show when usually there were hardly any
>but it's still very strange that there are threads about this show when usually there were hardly any
Happens all the time, it's so weird when it happens to yourself personally
>inb4 Baader-Meinhoff
That gay shit doesn't explain everything
That's not the explanation. The reason everyone started watching it is because it went on streaming and started getting recommend by the algorithm. I personally haven't watched the show recently or ever. And I haven't seen any advertising for it till this thread.
It's been on streaming services for awhile so consider yourself debunked
poor guy was a sex addict
What’s with californication threads?
Are zoomers just finally watching this kino?
Who knows? Did someone make something popular in TikTok involving X-Files or Californication? It is a bit odd. Some anon said that David Duchovny discovered Cinemaphile during the downtime of his music tour and is shitposting on Cinemaphile.
its the same homosexual posting everyday... he saw the thread survive and evwn get replies, so he posts it again two three times a day
I think it was established it's Duchovny himself posting and keeping these threads alive. If someone posts an Evolution, Kalifornia or Twin Peaks Denise post, they'll get the same response. David makes a decent woman. Hank would have hit it.
>I think it was established it's Duchovny himself posting and keeping these threads alive
>it was real in my mind
>that scene she shows her breasts to everyone
>Mom, Dad, look, I'm acting.
Never seen this show but hate the Californication of American culture. It truly is a depraved mind virus.
Without it the fashion industry would have been able to convince women that leggings and yoga pants were a good alternative to jeans. You have to take the good with the bad.
Judy Greer really does it for me. Don't know why.
I fear you might be straight
>woman universally acknowledged as attractive really does it for me. Don't know why.
we may never know...
I fricking hate being in no fap, usually this lanky b***h wouldn't do shit for me but right now i'm leaking precum as i type this. frick my life.
imagine your body screaming at you for sexual release and denying yourself because you think it'll fix your life lmao
haha this
The nofap troll is the most hilarious shit.
>yeah bro, just don't jerk off, that will totally turn you into a chad
it's like everything with insecure guys on the internet
they read something superficial and turn it up to 11 doubling down on the most moronic shit
either they double down on the insecurities they have forged in their minds or double down on the "path to chad"
either it's
>oh no if only I have 1inch longer dick girls would suddenly like me oh no
or
>BRO IF I DON'T JACK OFF I BECOME A MOUNTAIN OF MANLINESS THAT NO WOMAN CAN RESIST
there's no healthy approach for them
much like travis bickle they only double down on misery and extremes
>t. moronic cumbrain that doesn't understand the benfits of abstinence
>breakup/pregnancy episode
>nyc in the rain
>plot has kurt cobain's suicide in the background
lmao the show is so gay
There is an episode in which a friend of Mc's comes and is extremely upset and at the end of the episode he says
>Dude, I have cancer 🙁
Kek
boy is she ugly
I like her breasts
What about Camilla Luddington?
what of good Solonius?
I can't believe I used to like this show, it's atrocious. In fact all the Showtime shows of that era like Weeds, Nurse Jackie etc are all the same kind of terrible.
Showtime shows are made for edgy teens and their moms to watch together.
I was an edgy teen so that makes sense.
the first season of Californications is good but there is literally no reason for the show to continue after that
Exactly, it had a perfect ending. After that I found the show still entertaining but quite repetitive.
When you first notice that Miss Zima is the little girl in The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (1992)
Chud moment
>When you first notice that Miss Zima is the little girl in The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (1992)
wich one?
Probably the one that wasn't already 25
Duchowny seems like a good bro
Is this the same girl who gets eaten by Judy in Twin Peaks?