Predator in the new movie was clearly moronic. Somehow didn't notice that his arm cannon was not on his arm, and then he failed to see the big red laser pointing at his face as he pulled the trigger on himself
>Predator gets wounded in every scene its in >indians bounce of trees like Legolas and consistently out maneuver the Predator in combat >all white people in the movie are disgustingly dirty, ugly, and cowardly >in fact, the only time the Predator seems badass is when it takes out dozens of the trappers armed with guns and a plan like it's nothing; including using a shield to block their shot >just ignore that they were aware of it and had a plan to kill it--you don't have to worry about their plan though because they're stupid >also ignore that the guns are only effective when an indian has one and not when they had dozens >also forget that the trappers were somehow evading the Predator until they were necessary for the plot; we don't need to know about their encounter with it beforehand because they're just there to be evil and get killed >the Predator goes against mythos and cheats by turning itself invisible when it's losing a fight with the girl's brother--he's just too much for it with his ability to spin around and get close enough to pull the arrows he shot into it and reuse them >she has magic indian herbs that turn her invisible because they're just so in touch with nature >she pulls the same move as the convict in Predators but she doesn't get instantly killed like he did >the Comanche were land vikings...the only part of the movie that kind of depicts this is when she cuts off a trapper's leg to use him as bait but he's evil, tied her up with her brother for the same purpose, and wanted to rape her so it's not like she's unjustified in the eyes of the audience
The Predator is never a threat to anything except wild animals and evil white people. The indians are all mary sues. The movie is editted well and shot nicely and things are set up (e.g swamp/herbs/trap) but it the Predator is a moron whenever it fights Indians (which are all superpowered).
The mythos of the Native Indigenous Low-IQ Cannibal Savages of North America that genocided multiple tribes and mega-fauna is even more ridiculous than the Predators.
>reputation of being one with nature and sustainable hunting >ran entire herds of Buffalo off of cliffs >specifically would make sure there were no survivors
Lol
I was watching that Earth documentary with Morgan Freeman and they showed a scene of this but despite being fricked up and there being no way to eat/store all that meat it is shown as noble and intuitive.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You can actually store the meat by dropping it under the thermocline in lakes and it grows a layer of meatcheese on the surface and is otherwise persevered, thats what natives did with mammoths
5 months ago
Anonymous
>The combination of cold water temperature and increased acidity in the meat produced by pond bacteria called lactobacilli,which can survive without oxygen, made the meat unpalatable to other bacteria that normally decompose dead tissue, according to Fisher.Laboratory analyses of meat retrieved from the pond and bog in April 1992 showed no significant pathogens and bacterial counts were comparable to levels found in control samples Fisher stored in his home freezer.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>The combination of cold water temperature and increased acidity in the meat produced by pond bacteria called lactobacilli,which can survive without oxygen, made the meat unpalatable to other bacteria that normally decompose dead tissue, according to Fisher.Laboratory analyses of meat retrieved from the pond and bog in April 1992 showed no significant pathogens and bacterial counts were comparable to levels found in control samples Fisher stored in his home freezer.
Well holy shit. Wonder who the brave caveman sonofab***h who tested that out was.
bounce of trees like Legolas and consistently out maneuver the Predator in combat
out of all the garbage shit in this trash flick, this was the worst
literally chinkshit
kick a tree and fly a few meters away
>>all white people in the movie are disgustingly dirty, ugly, and cowardly
Yes anglos are disgusting. >>in fact, the only time the Predator seems badass is when it takes out dozens of the trappers armed with guns and a plan like it's nothing; including using a shield to block their shot
I liked the fight against the bear.
They were French. Dirty makes sense (those c**ts don't wash) and cowardly too. But in spite of that, the French are still pretty good looking in real life, so I don't know why they were ugly
Not reading this. Just wanted to say it's my first time seeing these kids, but if anyone hurts the little girl on the left, I will end him.
Then again we aren't on Cinemaphile so I guess it's fine. Carry on, lads.
He died because he's literally a dumb kid. Preds on hunts like this are canonically considered children and the hunt is their initiation into adulthood.
no, the background is that humans are considered one of the most dangerous things to hunt, and that only after proving themselves against lots of other types on other planets do they face humans - since humans are armed and intelligent.
don't talk bollocks in future
It's categorically shown multiple times that she doesn't stand a chance going head on against the Predator and wins because she knew the terrain, had help and used her brains rather than underestimating the threat, which is how Arnie win too.
It's also shown that the Predator has multiple chances to kill her but doesn't see her as worthy prey.
>It's categorically shown multiple times that she doesn't stand a chance going head on against the Predator
She literally pulls off the same move the prisoner from Predators does without getting automatically killed like he did you absolute moron.
Predator in the new movie was clearly moronic. Somehow didn't notice that his arm cannon was not on his arm, and then he failed to see the big red laser pointing at his face as he pulled the trigger on himself
>only loses deer because of the Predator ship >bounces and spins off trees like Legolas >"louk at muh tomahawk skillz tho!" >"I HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF THE FLOWER. I LEARNED FROM MY: MOTHER" >"use that tomahawk your father gave you to cut plants...not make dinner for the men" (kek) >"louk at muh tomahawk skillz tho, this time rope!" >"let her come, she's the best tracker add medical knowledge of orange flowers" >only loses cougar ("lion" sounds scarier) because sexism was distracting her; still almost gets it but Predator noise distracts her >he carried you home (CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! MUH STRUGGLE!) >"I only killed that "lion" because of your plan and you wounded it for me" >only gets beat in fight with men because they need to show female oppression >they have to gang up and sucker punch to stop her >(still make them likeable and awesome warriors who hold their own against the predator because Indians have to be portrayed positively) >only gets caught by dirty/ugly/stupid/evil white people because of animal trap >proceeds to beat the shit out of like 5 of them at once when the time comes >"I will give this cowardly white man magic flower medicine because I noble..." >"he will give me a pistol which will become effective because I, an Indian woman, am now weilding it" >[guns aren't effective when there are dozens of them being used by trained men with a plan, because they're white and evil and stupid] >mutilates white trapper/leaves him for bait ("HE BAD THO! YAS QUEEN!") >"I'M A GIRL AND SO I AM IGNORED! THAT MAKES ME STONG!" monologue to no one >holds her own one-on-one fighting the Predator hand to hand (she gets to beat it because not only is she Indian, she has XX factor) >"Look tribe! Your sons are dead, so is my own brother...but I'm a hunter now! YASS, SLAY QUEEN! LITERALLY!"
"SHE NOT A MARY SUE THO!" [confused by the fact all the male indians are also gary sues/just generally confused because: moron]
>Predator gets wounded in every scene its in >indians bounce of trees like Legolas and consistently out maneuver the Predator in combat >all white people in the movie are disgustingly dirty, ugly, and cowardly >in fact, the only time the Predator seems badass is when it takes out dozens of the trappers armed with guns and a plan like it's nothing; including using a shield to block their shot >just ignore that they were aware of it and had a plan to kill it--you don't have to worry about their plan though because they're stupid >also ignore that the guns are only effective when an indian has one and not when they had dozens >also forget that the trappers were somehow evading the Predator until they were necessary for the plot; we don't need to know about their encounter with it beforehand because they're just there to be evil and get killed >the Predator goes against mythos and cheats by turning itself invisible when it's losing a fight with the girl's brother--he's just too much for it with his ability to spin around and get close enough to pull the arrows he shot into it and reuse them >she has magic indian herbs that turn her invisible because they're just so in touch with nature >she pulls the same move as the convict in Predators but she doesn't get instantly killed like he did >the Comanche were land vikings...the only part of the movie that kind of depicts this is when she cuts off a trapper's leg to use him as bait but he's evil, tied her up with her brother for the same purpose, and wanted to rape her so it's not like she's unjustified in the eyes of the audience
The Predator is never a threat to anything except wild animals and evil white people. The indians are all mary sues. The movie is editted well and shot nicely and things are set up (e.g swamp/herbs/trap) but it the Predator is a moron whenever it fights Indians (which are all superpowered).
>predator easily beats white people >indians easily beat predator >white people easily beat indians (IRL LOL)
explain this nonsense
They probably wouldn't have lasted as long if they still had their aztec style societies with cities that have been excavated in the mississippi river valley. Would have went down like mexico where the rulers were killed and replaced wish colonials instead of the shiny and chrome cannibalistic scalping warbands we got.
The Mississippian mound builders collapsed long before white people showed up
5 months ago
Anonymous
I think that was the point anon was making, the north american tribes were scattered remnants of collapsed antivuildian civilizations when the english turned up
Honestly the comanche as a military organization were amazing, they had never seen a horse before and quickly reorganized their entire society to form migratory warbands once they saw a horse and became land pirates that dominated the west and mexico.
Everyone was afraid of them and they jeopardized the existence of mexico as a political state, pretty much a chaos warband from warhammer
No it wasn't, the political expansion of the Comanche and Ute people during the 18 century is pretty well documented
5 months ago
Anonymous
They expanded into nothing
They conquered dirt and the documentation is filled with flowering fantasy to help creat the myth of the “noble savage” a formidable foe in reality little more than small time thrives and rapist that got btfoed
5 months ago
Anonymous
>my of the "noble savage"
Pretty much all of the historical documentation says everyone hates them and they were predatory cannibals that pushed the civilized tribes into closer contact with the west.
They are the reason the southwest is full of brown mutts, you could join mexico or california or be raped and eaten by nutjobs covered in warpaint.
5 months ago
Anonymous
That nothing is Texas today, where the entire population of the world wants to move to. Frick off, we're full.
5 months ago
Anonymous
They expanded into nothing
They conquered dirt and the documentation is filled with flowering fantasy to help creat the myth of the “noble savage” a formidable foe in reality little more than small time thrives and rapist that got btfoed
Fricking moron. Stop posting
5 months ago
Anonymous
Someone feels threatened by the truth
Must be from Plebbit
5 months ago
Anonymous
Lmao imagine seething so hard about a bunch of forest Black folk that you can’t even think straight and have to build your own narrative just to hate them. Nobody romanticizes then, they were blood thirsty savages, but they are definitely a part of history. You’re the equivalent of an assmad liberal who doesn’t like hearing anything that upsets you.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Nobody romanticizes then
nta, but this is bs, tons of people romanticize injuns, especially the warrior nations like the Comanche, Sioux, Apache, etc
5 months ago
Anonymous
Well, if we’re talking about current day homosexual liberals who romanticize literally anyone who wasn’t white, I don’t doubt that, but before when you could talk about history without upsetting any homosexuals for whatever reason, the Comanche and co we’re always just considered savages that terrorized the entire area they were in. At least from what I was taught and read and shit, but that was like a decade and an half ago, different time for sure.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, I see where you're coming from. I'd still point out that it's still been a thing for a long time, like the military naming helicopters Apache, fanboying over Navajo codehomosexuals, or even back to the popularity of Wild Bill's shows. People have always built up savages into Noble Savages, even in the Roman times.
But, it is very different from the shitlib romanticization of all non-whites, so I definitely consneed that point.
indians are so fricking stupid they literally sold manhattan for 500 pebbles lmao
an entire people btfo by economics
5 months ago
Anonymous
Completely different race than the plains indians, Mimacs, Algonquins and Mohawks confederation look different
>chemistry TA was a cute 5'11" mimac girl from maine
5 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, of course she wants to distance herself from the savages her ancestors were. Nice try homosexual. Anything nice about her was from seducing whites and appropriating their superior genes.
More like the Tau, they're effective and annoying but not a big enough threat to immediately take down permanently because it would take too much effort and resources for the benefit.
The Comanche fought fiercely with unarmed women and children and stole the 19th century equivalent of Jordan’s
they were little more than prairie nogs
And deserved all they got
5 months ago
Anonymous
Nogs were able to be chained and made to do work
Comanche took the most modern military in the world powered by the worlds industrial base years to grind them down. Savage they were, but they are closer to the cartels than nogs
5 months ago
Anonymous
This.
And this:
indians are so fricking stupid they literally sold manhattan for 500 pebbles lmao
an entire people btfo by economics
I can’t remember which Western tribe it was, but I had a professor tell us about a rite of passage where they’d send their boys off into the desert to survive with nothing but a hollowed-out stick. If they didn’t make it back by turn of the moon, they wrote them off. I always thought that sounded hardcore, like Spartan levels of hardcore.
>they were super smart because they used the weapons of the enemy >but the enemy thought of the weapons, made them and mastered them...
We were obviously way better and smarter.
5 months ago
Anonymous
ah yes, the white man invented the horse. great take on that one
>they had never seen a horse before and quickly reorganized their entire society to form migratory warbands
Here's that peaceful indigenous tribe before the white man came along that I was tellin you about
5 months ago
Anonymous
nah they were cannibal savages but before the horses normal people like the pueblo kept them under control
>The natives were fighting until like 1910
Hardly. They had already lost the indian wars in truth decades earlier but a small number of them kept fighting in futility.
logistics wins wars. the indians weren’t “beaten” until the means to sustain their way of life (riding the plains and hunting the buffalo) was extinguished by the inexorable march of the frontier
No one will ever remember that movie existed for any time more than 20 seconds, just enough time to remember that movie existed and then swiftly forget.
Those that do remember, those unlucky few who saw it, those are the damned.
>only loses deer because of the Predator ship >bounces and spins off trees like Legolas >"louk at muh tomahawk skillz tho!" >"I HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF THE FLOWER. I LEARNED FROM MY: MOTHER" >"use that tomahawk your father gave you to cut plants...not make dinner for the men" (kek) >"louk at muh tomahawk skillz tho, this time rope!" >"let her come, she's the best tracker add medical knowledge of orange flowers" >only loses cougar ("lion" sounds scarier) because sexism was distracting her; still almost gets it but Predator noise distracts her >he carried you home (CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! MUH STRUGGLE!) >"I only killed that "lion" because of your plan and you wounded it for me" >only gets beat in fight with men because they need to show female oppression >they have to gang up and sucker punch to stop her >(still make them likeable and awesome warriors who hold their own against the predator because Indians have to be portrayed positively) >only gets caught by dirty/ugly/stupid/evil white people because of animal trap >proceeds to beat the shit out of like 5 of them at once when the time comes >"I will give this cowardly white man magic flower medicine because I noble..." >"he will give me a pistol which will become effective because I, an Indian woman, am now weilding it" >[guns aren't effective when there are dozens of them being used by trained men with a plan, because they're white and evil and stupid] >mutilates white trapper/leaves him for bait ("HE BAD THO! YAS QUEEN!") >"I'M A GIRL AND SO I AM IGNORED! THAT MAKES ME STONG!" monologue to no one >holds her own one-on-one fighting the Predator hand to hand (she gets to beat it because not only is she Indian, she has XX factor) >"Look tribe! Your sons are dead, so is my own brother...but I'm a hunter now! YASS, SLAY QUEEN! LITERALLY!"
"SHE NOT A MARY SUE THO!" [confused by the fact all the male indians are also gary sues/just generally confused because: moron]
Women don't understand the sweet spot of realism and fantasy. And I'm not sure why they keep insisting on colonizing the action genre when they're personally, utterly disinterested in violence or larping as a hero like men are.
Women run the industry these days, and women's power fantasy is to be recognized, not to grow and achieve, like the make power fantasy. So the woman always starts her arc as practically perfect in every way and what she gets by the end is special status for being practically perfect in every way.
All this is to say, women are morons.
It comes about because women get less special as they age and their only reproductive hope is to be noticed before 25
then they do nothing but raise kids until they hit grandma age where they can start exerting political influence through husbands and sons >the entire history of rome
never saw Prey but I'm pretty sure it would have been better if they had her in a little slingshot bikini and a pair of frick-me stripper heels for the whole movie, oh and all greased up too
>trained hardened killing machine
We should stop this zogbot dickriding. Soldiers are just dudes with guns + cardio. Take the guns away (like that moron did) and they're very pedestrian, like any gym bro that takes boxing or mma classes for fun sometimes.
Billie commited suicide and sacrificed himself so they could get away. It wasn't like he thought he could kill it single handedly. If he would have ran and regrouped with Arnold he could have been part of the victory.
he was right. arnold only wasn't killed immediately because he accidentally got covered in mud. Then with all of his traps and explosions and stuff he still loses and the predator could kill him at any moment but decides to melee fight 1v1 with fists instead of gutting Arnold instantly.
>gay who will never be a woman whining about a “manlette whining” on the internet about “whiney girls”
And on and on into eternity. But you’re holier than thou, of course.
I know it's a trope now, but Predator would make for a fun multiverse story.
As far as the Indian Tribe and Billy being connected, reddit already discussed it, I guess and deemed it "racist" to want the two Indians to be related.
Frick that.
A trophy gun from Predator 2 was seen in Prey. All these films should be connected in some way!
And how about a prequel about Arnold's team out on their very first mission together in 1978? A Predator was sent back in time to hunt/kill them so that the events of the 1987 Predator film never take place.
>A Predator was sent back in time to hunt/kill them so that the events of the 1987 Predator film never take place.
This goes against their whole motivation of seeking the ultimate hunt. They want the greatest challenge, and losing to that challenge just makes the challenger all the more worthy. To go back in time to prevent a hunter from being killed by his quarry is all kinds of moronic.
Time travel should be from Skynet's side in a Terminator/Alien/Predator movie.
> And how about a prequel about Arnold's team out on their very first mission together in 1978? A Predator was sent back in time to hunt/kill them so that the events of the 1987 Predator film never take place
So…just terminator?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Back off, Warchild.
I'm just now coming to terms that the Predators don't time travel. But they should.
>A Predator was sent back in time to hunt/kill them so that the events of the 1987 Predator film never take place.
This goes against their whole motivation of seeking the ultimate hunt. They want the greatest challenge, and losing to that challenge just makes the challenger all the more worthy. To go back in time to prevent a hunter from being killed by his quarry is all kinds of moronic.
Time travel should be from Skynet's side in a Terminator/Alien/Predator movie.
>They want the greatest challenge
What better challenge than going back in time to face someone who already killed a Predator in battle.
5 months ago
Anonymous
If you want kino multiverse slop you’re gonna need it to go back in time to 1990 and fight the t1000 and Arnold. Crossover 90s time traveling multi verse slop of the highest order where it’s pure stupidity,but fun.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>time travel
Predator 2 had everything from a Wyatt Earp peacemaker to skulls of Xenos from Aliens - time travel was the implication, but the following films never expanded on it
5 months ago
Hitman Monaghan
Are you sure it isn’t because they have been hunting for a long time? I have comics from 1988. I didn’t go back in time to get them, I got them in 1988.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Idk. Conceptually, I can't see an alien race that survived for eons and visited every livable planet in the galaxy and still hasn't evolved past being hunters. That's caveman shit. And they have fricking starships.
5 months ago
Anonymous
They don't do it for food, dumdum, they do it for self-actualization.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>self-actualization.
It bothers me I don't hear this term wrong, and most people can't break it down into a manageable concept easily explained to todders, which it is at its core level
5 months ago
Hitman Monaghan
I know I’m gonna get shit for this, but it makes me think of Black Panther. How they have all this technology, but still do African spears and huts on their buildings.
5 months ago
Anonymous
It's all explained in kabbalah. Predators don't have divine souls and can't move up the hierarchy of being. They're always going to be aggressive beasts, regardless of their technological progress.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Notice how hunters to this day tend use primitive bolt-actions, shotguns and double rifles? They limit their weapon capacity on purpose because there's no sport in using their real war tech on moronic humans.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Of course I've noticed that. I notice chemtrails and PFAS in toilet paper too. The israelites find it sporting to trick us into killing ourselves.
5 months ago
Anonymous
There's not much of a point in setting up a machine position to take out a deer.
Anon there's a big difference between hunting and warfare. You don't need a tactical drone strike or an LMG to take down a deer, and it would ruin the meat anyway.
Which was exactly my point, the preds want their trophies intact, not blown to shit or atomized.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Anon there's a big difference between hunting and warfare. You don't need a tactical drone strike or an LMG to take down a deer, and it would ruin the meat anyway.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>They limit their weapon capacity on purpose because there's no sport in using their real war tech on moronic humans.
I hope someday you will realize just how moronic you are, and get help (for your, and other's sake)
5 months ago
Anonymous
T. has never been hunting a day in his life, kek.
5 months ago
Anonymous
No one hunts for sport up here
5 months ago
Anonymous
Wherever up here is, it shows. Only low-T countries don't hunt.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about
it's obvious you only wish you ever been hunting and somehow idolize how you imagine what it's like, because you've seen it done on films.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Cool story bro
5 months ago
Anonymous
Imagine hunting for sport, (closest thing to trophy hunt), yet acting this insistently on others.
What else did I expect from fricking Cinemaphileners, frick this homosexual gaysite and frick every single one of you insane delusional lunatics
5 months ago
Anonymous
See what toilet paper has done to your brain?
5 months ago
Anonymous
I can not be bothered with you again, you and your annoying antics are too much.
Good luck with your make believe hunting trips
5 months ago
Anonymous
Thanks, I will enjoy my hunting trips. You enjoy your AIDS, homosexual.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Then go back.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You seriously think you can order where I should spend my time online? >No, this is Cinemaphile! >Either you'll be confined to this Internet Protocol Address, or LEAVE
Sure buddy, really great of you. In fact, GENIOUS! logic
5 months ago
Anonymous
Then continue to seethe and shake, incel.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I plan to, just pointing out it has nothing to do with your command.
Anons are such morons they think they have to be rude and unpleasant just because they're "anonymous" and can tell others which website to go.
You are all a bunch of wanna-be NPC's that only do things to fit in
5 months ago
Anonymous
>I plan to
I'm sure you do.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You're a few fries short of a Happy Meal, ain't you?
With your macro images and all, witty remarks....
5 months ago
Anonymous
I love watching little incels squirm.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Good luck finding such meme-speak with my posts then, not-too-bright-anon
5 months ago
Anonymous
Dude, you are a living meme.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not the one replying using meme images, meme-speak
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Imagine being such a newbie that you don't understand how an image board works
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Imagine not knowing what 'newbie' actually means >imagine thinking "/b/ was never good" actually means content wasn't good
5 months ago
Anonymous
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Gaiagay >Oldgay >newbie / moralgay >Cancergay >Election tourist/refugee >You are here
You just thought you insulted me posting I started coming around ~2008 (which I didn't, been here ((shamefully)) a little over a decade now)
5 months ago
Anonymous
At least make your own OC if you wanna throw insult around.
As you said, you are at an imageboard, make your own damn OC stupido
5 months ago
Anonymous
That label have no meaning any longer, you're not insulting anyone like you're imagining you are
5 months ago
Anonymous
It’s a cultural thing. They have an honor code that not all of them ascribe to in precisely the same way. In addition to this, I’ve always personally thought that they have a thing for evolution and see the hunt as a way of culling weakness from their species.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Preds have much longer lifespans, that has always been the lore.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I never got the impression it was time travel. I just figured they live a lot longer than we do.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>they live a lot longer
or much like humans they hang on to misc crap from their ancestors. Like I have a rolling pin in the kitchen that was my great-great-great-grandmothers from late 1800 something.
Prey has some major flaws such as a low budget (which is mostly masked by the movie's simplicity), some questionable acting and plot holes but it wasn't as offensively bad as some people seem think. I'd say that it's a serviceable side story to the predator lore but nothing spectacular, pretty much the same as Predators. Still not as bad as the Predator (2018) or the vs. alien ones.
I saw the webms and it looked pretty bad plus the obvious girl boss shit is a big turn off
It could have been cool if they made the injured white chad work with her to out smart it and would have made for a more interesting story but the people involved are hacks
The girl isn't even really that bossy, they just made the Predator much more primitive and moronic than he should've been when facing her, probably due to the low budget. But in Prey's defence, it's kind of hard to rehash the original feeling of outsmarting the predator from the original without it becoming silly in some way.
It was already pretty silly in Predator 2 because the predator's power level changes constantly to fit Danny Glover's incapability to kill it until he eventually does and the same thing applies to Prey. Predator kills everything like a boss until he just becomes moronic so the hero can win.
>went hunting for 5 minutes >can't do shit >invent hatchet on a string >it actually works in this cartoon universe >but nobody ever thought about it before
Why do people gloss over that he literally didn't know how his equipment works. He was oblivious that his crossbow is autotargeted by his helmet and that's how he died.
The scene where he tries to kill her brother while he is on the horse and the bolts just veer off course while he continues to shot and misses is beyond moronic. Poor little Predator.
if you seriously think that movie is better than any other predator film then you are clinically moronic and should seriously consider killing your entire family and yourself
Generally speaking people have higher expectations of a species of warrior hunters whose entire life has been training with advanced tech humanity barely can touch than Cleetus the the fat drunk inbred with a shotgun.
They have to add "whiney" because they're just SO offended and hurt by this random, inconsequential movie most people just chose to move on from after watching.
The Predator in the movie was supposed to be a complete noob on his first hunt and eager to prove his mettle to the tribe. The movie should have done a better job conveying that fact, since both the predator and the indian girl mirroring each other was meant to be a plot point.
Two different movies. Predator 1 was almost Lovecraftian in that a group encounters something alien that they don't understand, completely overwhelms them, murders almost all of them, and doesn't elaborate at all. We're almost left with a sense of dread in the end, like Arnold basically was the apex of humanity's strength and he barely survived the encounter against ONE of these beings.
The remake on the other hand is completely different, they use the Predators again but this story is really about being yourself, about persevering, and about sacrificing in order to achieve your goals. Theres also a focus on community, pushing your boundaries, and breaking through your limits (here is the tinge of feminism people seethe over). But clearly this is completely different than OG Predator. Arnold wasn't trying to be himself, or prove himself to his people, or break through some ceiling, he was already at the top and his whole squad almost got BTFO. Meanwhile as anons pointed out, the Prey predator essentially gets hoisted by his own petard in underestimating the MC.
So two completely different movies. Clearly Cinemaphile will get more enjoyment from the first, and I do believe its a much stronger movie. Prey didn't need a predator to tell its story, and in fact the story has been told over and over. Those are my thoughts anyways.
By the time she actually has to fight this predator the frickin things been mauled by a bear, shot, stabbed, beartrapped, and to top it off she shoots him in the head at the start of their fight. She basically fights a wounded lobotomite. Billy tries to fight one that was only grazed.
The rhythym of the movie's plot is all fricked up due to all the crap to accommodate the little weak woman's plausibility in defeating the Pred. It gets really bad in the final fight you probably know what I mean. So disappointing. They don't even show her body off.
Damn that's crazy but I don't care. I like watching a qt Native girl who's perfect for BWC kill a Predator.
You might as well complain about every Final Girl in horror movies somehow surviving even though they're going up against a 7ft paranormal immortal possessed killing machine.
I wish the Pred had a harder time fighting the grizzly bear, it should have been the toughest matchup in isolation and it would have weakened him enough to believably struggle more in each of the other fights, instead he wrecks the bear and jobs hard after. The CGI we did get for the bear was already a little ropey though, I guess the budget wouldn't have gone far enough.
If only Anna realized her own power and potential as a powerful woman, she could have saved all of those chauvinistic, baby dick having, meathead losers, but they got what all white cis males deserve.
>prey is 100% slop
Nah, it's a decent Predator prequel. It's not fair to try to hold it up to an icon level film like the first one. The really shitty one was the last predator vs alien one with the whole moronic kid story line.
Prey was complete garbage, and I’d be willing to bet the people who claimed to enjoy it haven’t seen it more than once. It was just slightly better than The Predator. I can’t think of a single action movie outside Aliens that was female led and good. Women truly do ruin everything.
It's pretty pointless to even compare the two. This movie was basically a reboot of the franchise for teens and older kids. And in movies like that it's standard practice to have young MC's get one over on foes that are far older and more dangerous. Like Red Dawn/Hunger games or whatever. Might as well be a different universe to the Arnie movie.
only ONE of those characters decided it would be a good idea to fight the Predator alone using zero tactics, while standing on a narrow log bridge with poor footing, with nothing but a machete. guess which one of those two lost?
Not this again! Idk how this thread is still up since yesterday, but give it a rest already. Billy knew exactly what he was doing (he planned to throw the Predator off balance and toss him into the rocky gorge below).
Billy thought he knew what he was doing, but badly miscalculated the predator's athletic abilities. Dutch he knew he couldn't take him out in a standup fight.
Anon, stop applying Baldur's Gate 3 logic to real life.
Billy had that ancient Mohican blood in him tho. He could call upon nature to guide him and sometimes even took the form of the coyote.
When Billy does his "war cry", he summons the power of the tribal elders and becomes the superhero known as: >"Shazam Little Tree"
5 months ago
Anonymous
So you're telling me Billy was a skinwalker?
She won cause the predator forgot how his own equipment works lmao
Look at this face and tell me that he's not the sort of motherfricker who would forget how his own gear works. He's like the Goofy of predators.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Kek they thought about everything
5 months ago
Anonymous
I wonder if he is some sort of half-breed between the big boys from Predators and the classic hunters.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>So you're telling me Billy was a skinwalker?
That's the modern term, but yeah. In Billy's tribe they called it "Maniktaa". You can only unlock the ancient power by raping a virginal white woman.
>master and commander ripoff flick >Aubrey has just captured a French ship and is accompanying it home >preds have seen this and decide whoever is now captain of the captured ship is their prize and frick with it >totally underestimate Aubrey because they don't understand prize crews and temporary commissions and so on >ends with a full broadside on the predator's ship it's ineffective, but the preds are impressed enough they let the humans sail away
>it's Aubrey at the time of Post Captain when he's being chased by debt collectors >Maturin stitching him back up after the first encounter and him going into battle with a migraine and burn scars on half his face >temporary alliance with the captured French captain and crew >manages to kill one with a lucky cannon shot and spends the rest of the voyage sulking that he couldn't get a trophy from it
kino
Well, ever notice how every predator has always had a necklace made of small animal bones? I for one, would love to see a predator hunting squirrels and possums to make said necklace.
>Decided to take the plunge and watch AVP: Requiem again for the first time since it came out >It's actually not that bad, wtf
More watchable than anything the MCU has put out since Infinity Wars.
Pred 2 is all right. I put it about even with Prey. It’s just a bit too goofy at times for a Predator movie, almost like “Lethal Weapon meets the Predator.”
I like 2, it had a surprisingly accurate vision of the future in the big cities. Would have been better with Dutch's brother as the lead like in the books and comics.
The fact she takes on the Predator in hand to hand combat and easily overpowers him is fricking insane.
The entire last fight suddenly gives her ability to fly and superhuman strength.
The predator obviously gave himself a handicap. He wants a challenging opponent.
Predator in the new movie was clearly moronic. Somehow didn't notice that his arm cannon was not on his arm, and then he failed to see the big red laser pointing at his face as he pulled the trigger on himself
>Predator gets wounded in every scene its in
>indians bounce of trees like Legolas and consistently out maneuver the Predator in combat
>all white people in the movie are disgustingly dirty, ugly, and cowardly
>in fact, the only time the Predator seems badass is when it takes out dozens of the trappers armed with guns and a plan like it's nothing; including using a shield to block their shot
>just ignore that they were aware of it and had a plan to kill it--you don't have to worry about their plan though because they're stupid
>also ignore that the guns are only effective when an indian has one and not when they had dozens
>also forget that the trappers were somehow evading the Predator until they were necessary for the plot; we don't need to know about their encounter with it beforehand because they're just there to be evil and get killed
>the Predator goes against mythos and cheats by turning itself invisible when it's losing a fight with the girl's brother--he's just too much for it with his ability to spin around and get close enough to pull the arrows he shot into it and reuse them
>she has magic indian herbs that turn her invisible because they're just so in touch with nature
>she pulls the same move as the convict in Predators but she doesn't get instantly killed like he did
>the Comanche were land vikings...the only part of the movie that kind of depicts this is when she cuts off a trapper's leg to use him as bait but he's evil, tied her up with her brother for the same purpose, and wanted to rape her so it's not like she's unjustified in the eyes of the audience
The Predator is never a threat to anything except wild animals and evil white people. The indians are all mary sues. The movie is editted well and shot nicely and things are set up (e.g swamp/herbs/trap) but it the Predator is a moron whenever it fights Indians (which are all superpowered).
The mythos of the Native Indigenous Low-IQ Cannibal Savages of North America that genocided multiple tribes and mega-fauna is even more ridiculous than the Predators.
>reputation of being one with nature and sustainable hunting
>ran entire herds of Buffalo off of cliffs
>specifically would make sure there were no survivors
Lol
I was watching that Earth documentary with Morgan Freeman and they showed a scene of this but despite being fricked up and there being no way to eat/store all that meat it is shown as noble and intuitive.
You can actually store the meat by dropping it under the thermocline in lakes and it grows a layer of meatcheese on the surface and is otherwise persevered, thats what natives did with mammoths
>The combination of cold water temperature and increased acidity in the meat produced by pond bacteria called lactobacilli,which can survive without oxygen, made the meat unpalatable to other bacteria that normally decompose dead tissue, according to Fisher.Laboratory analyses of meat retrieved from the pond and bog in April 1992 showed no significant pathogens and bacterial counts were comparable to levels found in control samples Fisher stored in his home freezer.
Well holy shit. Wonder who the brave caveman sonofab***h who tested that out was.
bounce of trees like Legolas and consistently out maneuver the Predator in combat
out of all the garbage shit in this trash flick, this was the worst
literally chinkshit
kick a tree and fly a few meters away
This is why I didn’t get shilled into watching this trash
>>all white people in the movie are disgustingly dirty, ugly, and cowardly
Yes anglos are disgusting.
>>in fact, the only time the Predator seems badass is when it takes out dozens of the trappers armed with guns and a plan like it's nothing; including using a shield to block their shot
I liked the fight against the bear.
Agree on most of the other things.
They were French. Dirty makes sense (those c**ts don't wash) and cowardly too. But in spite of that, the French are still pretty good looking in real life, so I don't know why they were ugly
I know this is bait because all the injuns who went up against the Pred got slaughtered so everything else is prob bullshit too (didn’t read)
Not reading this. Just wanted to say it's my first time seeing these kids, but if anyone hurts the little girl on the left, I will end him.
Then again we aren't on Cinemaphile so I guess it's fine. Carry on, lads.
Ah yes, that notorious flower of the American midwest that somehow plummets your body temperature without fricking killing you. Also
They retconned the flintlock pistol which just shitty
He died because he's literally a dumb kid. Preds on hunts like this are canonically considered children and the hunt is their initiation into adulthood.
no, the background is that humans are considered one of the most dangerous things to hunt, and that only after proving themselves against lots of other types on other planets do they face humans - since humans are armed and intelligent.
don't talk bollocks in future
This is an invalid critique. Every single predator that died in every movie is moronic.
>Predator
>wanting a fair fight
lol
lmao, even
It's categorically shown multiple times that she doesn't stand a chance going head on against the Predator and wins because she knew the terrain, had help and used her brains rather than underestimating the threat, which is how Arnie win too.
It's also shown that the Predator has multiple chances to kill her but doesn't see her as worthy prey.
Predator died cuz he made the same assumptions as assmad internet pasties who b***h about the movie lol.
You may not like it but this is peak script writing
>It's categorically shown multiple times that she doesn't stand a chance going head on against the Predator
She literally pulls off the same move the prisoner from Predators does without getting automatically killed like he did you absolute moron.
You're telling me different predators... think differently? Especially those from different centuries and tribes???
Something stupid injuns can't fricking do lmao
>predator easily beats white people
>indians easily beat predator
>white people easily beat indians (IRL LOL)
explain this nonsense
Melee beats Magic
Magic beats Ranged
Ranged beats Melee
Rock > Scissors, Scissors > Paper, Paper > Rock
this is how it has always been
Melee beats range
Magic beats melee
Range beats magic
The natives were fighting until like 1910
it took 200 years to kill off savages with stone axes when we had machine guns and trains
I hope your joking
Not only that, they were basically just the post-apocalyptic remnants that survived European diseases.
They probably wouldn't have lasted as long if they still had their aztec style societies with cities that have been excavated in the mississippi river valley. Would have went down like mexico where the rulers were killed and replaced wish colonials instead of the shiny and chrome cannibalistic scalping warbands we got.
Fair point.
The Mississippian mound builders collapsed long before white people showed up
I think that was the point anon was making, the north american tribes were scattered remnants of collapsed antivuildian civilizations when the english turned up
>stone axes
You reckon they were so primitive they used rifles as clubs because they just didn't know better?
Honestly the comanche as a military organization were amazing, they had never seen a horse before and quickly reorganized their entire society to form migratory warbands once they saw a horse and became land pirates that dominated the west and mexico.
Everyone was afraid of them and they jeopardized the existence of mexico as a political state, pretty much a chaos warband from warhammer
It romantic fiction
No it wasn't, the political expansion of the Comanche and Ute people during the 18 century is pretty well documented
They expanded into nothing
They conquered dirt and the documentation is filled with flowering fantasy to help creat the myth of the “noble savage” a formidable foe in reality little more than small time thrives and rapist that got btfoed
>my of the "noble savage"
Pretty much all of the historical documentation says everyone hates them and they were predatory cannibals that pushed the civilized tribes into closer contact with the west.
They are the reason the southwest is full of brown mutts, you could join mexico or california or be raped and eaten by nutjobs covered in warpaint.
That nothing is Texas today, where the entire population of the world wants to move to. Frick off, we're full.
Fricking moron. Stop posting
Someone feels threatened by the truth
Must be from Plebbit
Lmao imagine seething so hard about a bunch of forest Black folk that you can’t even think straight and have to build your own narrative just to hate them. Nobody romanticizes then, they were blood thirsty savages, but they are definitely a part of history. You’re the equivalent of an assmad liberal who doesn’t like hearing anything that upsets you.
>Nobody romanticizes then
nta, but this is bs, tons of people romanticize injuns, especially the warrior nations like the Comanche, Sioux, Apache, etc
Well, if we’re talking about current day homosexual liberals who romanticize literally anyone who wasn’t white, I don’t doubt that, but before when you could talk about history without upsetting any homosexuals for whatever reason, the Comanche and co we’re always just considered savages that terrorized the entire area they were in. At least from what I was taught and read and shit, but that was like a decade and an half ago, different time for sure.
Yeah, I see where you're coming from. I'd still point out that it's still been a thing for a long time, like the military naming helicopters Apache, fanboying over Navajo codehomosexuals, or even back to the popularity of Wild Bill's shows. People have always built up savages into Noble Savages, even in the Roman times.
But, it is very different from the shitlib romanticization of all non-whites, so I definitely consneed that point.
indians are so fricking stupid they literally sold manhattan for 500 pebbles lmao
an entire people btfo by economics
Completely different race than the plains indians, Mimacs, Algonquins and Mohawks confederation look different
>chemistry TA was a cute 5'11" mimac girl from maine
Yeah, of course she wants to distance herself from the savages her ancestors were. Nice try homosexual. Anything nice about her was from seducing whites and appropriating their superior genes.
They were fricking amazing.
More like the Tau, they're effective and annoying but not a big enough threat to immediately take down permanently because it would take too much effort and resources for the benefit.
The Comanche fought fiercely with unarmed women and children and stole the 19th century equivalent of Jordan’s
they were little more than prairie nogs
And deserved all they got
Nogs were able to be chained and made to do work
Comanche took the most modern military in the world powered by the worlds industrial base years to grind them down. Savage they were, but they are closer to the cartels than nogs
This.
And this:
I can’t remember which Western tribe it was, but I had a professor tell us about a rite of passage where they’d send their boys off into the desert to survive with nothing but a hollowed-out stick. If they didn’t make it back by turn of the moon, they wrote them off. I always thought that sounded hardcore, like Spartan levels of hardcore.
Your professor made it up
>they were super smart because they used the weapons of the enemy
>but the enemy thought of the weapons, made them and mastered them...
We were obviously way better and smarter.
ah yes, the white man invented the horse. great take on that one
>they had never seen a horse before and quickly reorganized their entire society to form migratory warbands
Here's that peaceful indigenous tribe before the white man came along that I was tellin you about
nah they were cannibal savages but before the horses normal people like the pueblo kept them under control
>The natives were fighting until like 1910
Hardly. They had already lost the indian wars in truth decades earlier but a small number of them kept fighting in futility.
It was a steamroll. Every time the army came in it was a slaughter, the only victories the savages had were against innocent civilians.
every settler was a legitimate target. just like every pissraeli is a legitimate target in middle east today. there are no civilians
And Custer
easily beat predator
Predators killed them in the credits and took pistol as a trophy.
logistics wins wars. the indians weren’t “beaten” until the means to sustain their way of life (riding the plains and hunting the buffalo) was extinguished by the inexorable march of the frontier
The Predators all eventually died of smallpox , it just happened offscreen
>predator doesn't kill her as she is not a threat
>Has no problem killing a helpless injured man
You're a moron
The Predator stepped on him thinking nothing was there and he screamed out.
simp
this. She used to power of feminism to defeat the patriarchal predator who wanted to take away her right to have abortion
>predator was defeated because he underestimated girl power.
If Predator was a feminist she wouldn't have stood a chance.
I liked her war cries anyone else?
Yuuuup
No one will ever remember that movie existed for any time more than 20 seconds, just enough time to remember that movie existed and then swiftly forget.
Those that do remember, those unlucky few who saw it, those are the damned.
It will be remembered because its use of native languages, its already going into linguistic literature for that
>* gay language that only 500 people ever spoke was spake in terrible movie that no one ever saw
Congrats! A stunning achievement!
>was spake
That is a word and it was correctly used.
That might be but that's just purely grammatically incorrect
that guy looks like a sex pest
Dumbest post here.
>only loses deer because of the Predator ship
>bounces and spins off trees like Legolas
>"louk at muh tomahawk skillz tho!"
>"I HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF THE FLOWER. I LEARNED FROM MY: MOTHER"
>"use that tomahawk your father gave you to cut plants...not make dinner for the men" (kek)
>"louk at muh tomahawk skillz tho, this time rope!"
>"let her come, she's the best tracker add medical knowledge of orange flowers"
>only loses cougar ("lion" sounds scarier) because sexism was distracting her; still almost gets it but Predator noise distracts her
>he carried you home (CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! MUH STRUGGLE!)
>"I only killed that "lion" because of your plan and you wounded it for me"
>only gets beat in fight with men because they need to show female oppression
>they have to gang up and sucker punch to stop her
>(still make them likeable and awesome warriors who hold their own against the predator because Indians have to be portrayed positively)
>only gets caught by dirty/ugly/stupid/evil white people because of animal trap
>proceeds to beat the shit out of like 5 of them at once when the time comes
>"I will give this cowardly white man magic flower medicine because I noble..."
>"he will give me a pistol which will become effective because I, an Indian woman, am now weilding it"
>[guns aren't effective when there are dozens of them being used by trained men with a plan, because they're white and evil and stupid]
>mutilates white trapper/leaves him for bait ("HE BAD THO! YAS QUEEN!")
>"I'M A GIRL AND SO I AM IGNORED! THAT MAKES ME STONG!" monologue to no one
>holds her own one-on-one fighting the Predator hand to hand (she gets to beat it because not only is she Indian, she has XX factor)
>"Look tribe! Your sons are dead, so is my own brother...but I'm a hunter now! YASS, SLAY QUEEN! LITERALLY!"
"SHE NOT A MARY SUE THO!" [confused by the fact all the male indians are also gary sues/just generally confused because: moron]
>Unironically the post
Still more believable than the Yakuza dude killing a predator with a katana
>he dies doing it
>hur durr
The audience that liked this movie are so moronic that can't even post on Cinemaphile properly.
Still more believable than the Yakuza dude killing a predator with a katana
That movie was shit too, bu at least the premise wasn't moronic
He killed a tracker who isn’t much a fighter in the first place, so no, it was more believable than Prey
Women don't understand the sweet spot of realism and fantasy. And I'm not sure why they keep insisting on colonizing the action genre when they're personally, utterly disinterested in violence or larping as a hero like men are.
Women run the industry these days, and women's power fantasy is to be recognized, not to grow and achieve, like the make power fantasy. So the woman always starts her arc as practically perfect in every way and what she gets by the end is special status for being practically perfect in every way.
All this is to say, women are morons.
It comes about because women get less special as they age and their only reproductive hope is to be noticed before 25
then they do nothing but raise kids until they hit grandma age where they can start exerting political influence through husbands and sons
>the entire history of rome
Through simps and betas. Nothing female related is admirable.
I disagree, we need a female predator lead.
It is, pretty much, all reduced to "pay attention to me". They find something men are doing or are interested in and lazily self-insert. Ta-da!
its different bro because shes hot
everyone knows predators can be beat with attractiveness
Dont you know, injuns have no faults. Just victims of circumstance (colonialism)
never saw Prey but I'm pretty sure it would have been better if they had her in a little slingshot bikini and a pair of frick-me stripper heels for the whole movie, oh and all greased up too
Kino.
When are we going to see Amber Midthunder's breasts and/or ass?
If they made it in the nineties she would have had a river bathing scene. Leftists are puritans.
It could've been kino if it followed her brother instead of her.
>trained hardened killing machine
We should stop this zogbot dickriding. Soldiers are just dudes with guns + cardio. Take the guns away (like that moron did) and they're very pedestrian, like any gym bro that takes boxing or mma classes for fun sometimes.
That cut across the chest would have killed him.
Incels cant stop themselves from seething.
Pretending this movie isn't moronic don't make people who idsagree with you incels
that movie was capeshit of the worst provenance
um. there were no capes or magic superpowers, dummy
The predditor in pray had Down syndrome
And was legit moronic
They aren't sending their best
I mean just look at him
He’s clearly missing a chromosomes or two
Maybe his ancestor was the one in The Predator that was looking to harvest autism juice.
he made the mistake of doing a 1v1 without prepping
>IS THAT A DEMON LIFTING A BEAR HOLY FRICK I'M SCARED SHITLESS, JOGGIN FOR MY LIFE
>hmm did I leave the stove on?
Women are insecure.
Billie commited suicide and sacrificed himself so they could get away. It wasn't like he thought he could kill it single handedly. If he would have ran and regrouped with Arnold he could have been part of the victory.
That’s a good point. What Billy did was brave and heroic, but it also meant he’d given up and didn’t think they could win in a fight.
he was right. arnold only wasn't killed immediately because he accidentally got covered in mud. Then with all of his traps and explosions and stuff he still loses and the predator could kill him at any moment but decides to melee fight 1v1 with fists instead of gutting Arnold instantly.
I wonder if the fact that Predators see heat means one of them would get absolutely wrecked by a polar bear. Their fur is almost perfectly insulating.
I can clearly see the bear, so no.
That’s isolated, though. Also, this might be the coolest pic I’ve seen today.
>ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
lel
Average US marine is stronger than a polar bear and the predators are stronger than US marines.
the movie was junk the mooment the predator lifted a grizzly over its head. you cant fight that strength
> Tiny manlette whining on the internet about "whiney girls"
Always funny-sad.
>gay who will never be a woman whining about a “manlette whining” on the internet about “whiney girls”
And on and on into eternity. But you’re holier than thou, of course.
You don't understand, women with the bodies of emaciated 10 year old boys are phenomenally strong
In reality she would have gotten picked up at the nearest truck stop after being molested by her uncle
honestly i like prey because it did the one thing i wanted, and that was giving us a bit of backstory on the pistol from predator 2
Read the comic Predator: 1718.
They shoulda made them from the same tribe.
That would have been great.
Ya like that? How bout some time travel hijinks where someone from the tribe goes fwd or back in time to save Billy from being killed by The Predator.
Actually, what the frick am I saying? The Predator ships don't travel through time, do they? Where did I get that idea?
We need some multiverse kino in the predator franchise
I know it's a trope now, but Predator would make for a fun multiverse story.
As far as the Indian Tribe and Billy being connected, reddit already discussed it, I guess and deemed it "racist" to want the two Indians to be related.
Frick that.
A trophy gun from Predator 2 was seen in Prey. All these films should be connected in some way!
And how about a prequel about Arnold's team out on their very first mission together in 1978? A Predator was sent back in time to hunt/kill them so that the events of the 1987 Predator film never take place.
>A Predator was sent back in time to hunt/kill them so that the events of the 1987 Predator film never take place.
This goes against their whole motivation of seeking the ultimate hunt. They want the greatest challenge, and losing to that challenge just makes the challenger all the more worthy. To go back in time to prevent a hunter from being killed by his quarry is all kinds of moronic.
Time travel should be from Skynet's side in a Terminator/Alien/Predator movie.
> And how about a prequel about Arnold's team out on their very first mission together in 1978? A Predator was sent back in time to hunt/kill them so that the events of the 1987 Predator film never take place
So…just terminator?
Back off, Warchild.
I'm just now coming to terms that the Predators don't time travel. But they should.
>They want the greatest challenge
What better challenge than going back in time to face someone who already killed a Predator in battle.
If you want kino multiverse slop you’re gonna need it to go back in time to 1990 and fight the t1000 and Arnold. Crossover 90s time traveling multi verse slop of the highest order where it’s pure stupidity,but fun.
>time travel
Predator 2 had everything from a Wyatt Earp peacemaker to skulls of Xenos from Aliens - time travel was the implication, but the following films never expanded on it
Are you sure it isn’t because they have been hunting for a long time? I have comics from 1988. I didn’t go back in time to get them, I got them in 1988.
Idk. Conceptually, I can't see an alien race that survived for eons and visited every livable planet in the galaxy and still hasn't evolved past being hunters. That's caveman shit. And they have fricking starships.
They don't do it for food, dumdum, they do it for self-actualization.
>self-actualization.
It bothers me I don't hear this term wrong, and most people can't break it down into a manageable concept easily explained to todders, which it is at its core level
I know I’m gonna get shit for this, but it makes me think of Black Panther. How they have all this technology, but still do African spears and huts on their buildings.
It's all explained in kabbalah. Predators don't have divine souls and can't move up the hierarchy of being. They're always going to be aggressive beasts, regardless of their technological progress.
Notice how hunters to this day tend use primitive bolt-actions, shotguns and double rifles? They limit their weapon capacity on purpose because there's no sport in using their real war tech on moronic humans.
Of course I've noticed that. I notice chemtrails and PFAS in toilet paper too. The israelites find it sporting to trick us into killing ourselves.
There's not much of a point in setting up a machine position to take out a deer.
Which was exactly my point, the preds want their trophies intact, not blown to shit or atomized.
Anon there's a big difference between hunting and warfare. You don't need a tactical drone strike or an LMG to take down a deer, and it would ruin the meat anyway.
>They limit their weapon capacity on purpose because there's no sport in using their real war tech on moronic humans.
I hope someday you will realize just how moronic you are, and get help (for your, and other's sake)
T. has never been hunting a day in his life, kek.
No one hunts for sport up here
Wherever up here is, it shows. Only low-T countries don't hunt.
You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about
it's obvious you only wish you ever been hunting and somehow idolize how you imagine what it's like, because you've seen it done on films.
Cool story bro
Imagine hunting for sport, (closest thing to trophy hunt), yet acting this insistently on others.
What else did I expect from fricking Cinemaphileners, frick this homosexual gaysite and frick every single one of you insane delusional lunatics
See what toilet paper has done to your brain?
I can not be bothered with you again, you and your annoying antics are too much.
Good luck with your make believe hunting trips
Thanks, I will enjoy my hunting trips. You enjoy your AIDS, homosexual.
Then go back.
You seriously think you can order where I should spend my time online?
>No, this is Cinemaphile!
>Either you'll be confined to this Internet Protocol Address, or LEAVE
Sure buddy, really great of you. In fact, GENIOUS! logic
Then continue to seethe and shake, incel.
I plan to, just pointing out it has nothing to do with your command.
Anons are such morons they think they have to be rude and unpleasant just because they're "anonymous" and can tell others which website to go.
You are all a bunch of wanna-be NPC's that only do things to fit in
>I plan to
I'm sure you do.
You're a few fries short of a Happy Meal, ain't you?
With your macro images and all, witty remarks....
I love watching little incels squirm.
Good luck finding such meme-speak with my posts then, not-too-bright-anon
Dude, you are a living meme.
I'm not the one replying using meme images, meme-speak
>Imagine being such a newbie that you don't understand how an image board works
>Imagine not knowing what 'newbie' actually means
>imagine thinking "/b/ was never good" actually means content wasn't good
>Gaiagay
>Oldgay
>newbie / moralgay
>Cancergay
>Election tourist/refugee
>You are here
You just thought you insulted me posting I started coming around ~2008 (which I didn't, been here ((shamefully)) a little over a decade now)
At least make your own OC if you wanna throw insult around.
As you said, you are at an imageboard, make your own damn OC stupido
That label have no meaning any longer, you're not insulting anyone like you're imagining you are
It’s a cultural thing. They have an honor code that not all of them ascribe to in precisely the same way. In addition to this, I’ve always personally thought that they have a thing for evolution and see the hunt as a way of culling weakness from their species.
Preds have much longer lifespans, that has always been the lore.
I never got the impression it was time travel. I just figured they live a lot longer than we do.
>they live a lot longer
or much like humans they hang on to misc crap from their ancestors. Like I have a rolling pin in the kitchen that was my great-great-great-grandmothers from late 1800 something.
Yeah, or that.
Said this from the beginning, total nonsense
yep
Wasn't the Predator in this movie basically a pup? It's not like she went up against one that's comparable to any of the others we've seen.
>A pup
He had klinefelters syndrome bro
So was the one in predator2
>Predator that got btfo by a bunch of cops is on the same level as a predator that got btfo by natives
Sounds about right
It's almost like getting shot repeatedly will kill stuff, who would have thought?
Prey has some major flaws such as a low budget (which is mostly masked by the movie's simplicity), some questionable acting and plot holes but it wasn't as offensively bad as some people seem think. I'd say that it's a serviceable side story to the predator lore but nothing spectacular, pretty much the same as Predators. Still not as bad as the Predator (2018) or the vs. alien ones.
I saw the webms and it looked pretty bad plus the obvious girl boss shit is a big turn off
It could have been cool if they made the injured white chad work with her to out smart it and would have made for a more interesting story but the people involved are hacks
>injured white chad lives
And they fall in love! Their child will be Billy's great great great grandfather.
And that's why the Predator went back in time to kill the girl from Prey. She's the Native American Sarah Conner!
That's really dumb.
The girl isn't even really that bossy, they just made the Predator much more primitive and moronic than he should've been when facing her, probably due to the low budget. But in Prey's defence, it's kind of hard to rehash the original feeling of outsmarting the predator from the original without it becoming silly in some way.
It was already pretty silly in Predator 2 because the predator's power level changes constantly to fit Danny Glover's incapability to kill it until he eventually does and the same thing applies to Prey. Predator kills everything like a boss until he just becomes moronic so the hero can win.
Agreed on the 2018 predator but not AvP which was kino
>Prey Bros...
yeah but she invented the hatchet on a rope trick lmao
no predator can survive the hatchet on a rope
>went hunting for 5 minutes
>can't do shit
>invent hatchet on a string
>it actually works in this cartoon universe
>but nobody ever thought about it before
Why do people gloss over that he literally didn't know how his equipment works. He was oblivious that his crossbow is autotargeted by his helmet and that's how he died.
he neglected to figure it out in TWO previous scenes it was shown before he was finally killed
The scene where he tries to kill her brother while he is on the horse and the bolts just veer off course while he continues to shot and misses is beyond moronic. Poor little Predator.
The other predators purposely trained the Prey Predator wrong, as a joke
Wasn't there some correlation about it being both the girl's first hunt and it being the Predator's first hunt?
i think about wimp lo at least twice a day
>the ultimate weapon to defeat the predators is not pic related but a brown girl with a few twigs
do not ever bring up that dumpster fire ever again
>implying the trash for girls in the OP is any better
if you seriously think that movie is better than any other predator film then you are clinically moronic and should seriously consider killing your entire family and yourself
Prey is the dumbest most odious pile of excrement of all time!
>actually liking prey
Women aren't allowed to post on Cinemaphile
>samegayging this hard
i accept your concession and am currently waiting for the live stream of your suicide
Trying a bit too hard to fit in there, newbie
TRIGGERED troony MOMENT
YWNBAW
you will never be white
No need, no one wants to be white trash
She cute doe
LOL
cute goblin
i don't like the movie either but i don't thinkg that's a fair argument
Why does it shock you? Ever year your read stories of some boomer being mauled by a bear he missed or gored by a buck when hunting
Generally speaking people have higher expectations of a species of warrior hunters whose entire life has been training with advanced tech humanity barely can touch than Cleetus the the fat drunk inbred with a shotgun.
But she’s so cute!
So are bunny rabbits. But they're filled with rabies.
Filtered by a fricking predator movie lmao. Clearly didn't understand it, whoever wrote that shit.
It was a good movie.
>It was a good movie.
Prending it was good doens't make other people "le filered"
Not reading a post but still commenting on it like you did isn't going to make people believe yours .
WHY DO PREDATORS KEEP FRICKING WITH EARTH?
Because it's fun
thats all well and good but id rather have sex with her
Prey was just another example of a israelite taking a popular franchise and turning it into anti-White propaganda.
Prey is by far the weakest of the series..
It was a historically-accurate depiction of the French.
They have to add "whiney" because they're just SO offended and hurt by this random, inconsequential movie most people just chose to move on from after watching.
Billy really fricked it up by choosing to make his last stand on a log bridge. Very poor planning there.
*preysisters
She understood the Predator, he didn't
Midthunder had GRRL POWAH. Billy didn't
Also the Preydator was mentally challenged
>ssshhhheeeiiittt
...Is this just a salvaged and modified Halo Elite prop? From one of the movie attempts that never happened, or something?
The one from Prey is a far weaker Predator, so the odds are evened.
The Predator in the movie was supposed to be a complete noob on his first hunt and eager to prove his mettle to the tribe. The movie should have done a better job conveying that fact, since both the predator and the indian girl mirroring each other was meant to be a plot point.
brawn literally has nothing to do with beating the predator arnold only beats it with smarts.
Yeah because that guy was an idiot and tried to fight hand to hand lol
I'm not gonna read this incel thread, but yes. That's literally the movie, the predator didn't see her as a threat.
well, he did not even try.
Two different movies. Predator 1 was almost Lovecraftian in that a group encounters something alien that they don't understand, completely overwhelms them, murders almost all of them, and doesn't elaborate at all. We're almost left with a sense of dread in the end, like Arnold basically was the apex of humanity's strength and he barely survived the encounter against ONE of these beings.
The remake on the other hand is completely different, they use the Predators again but this story is really about being yourself, about persevering, and about sacrificing in order to achieve your goals. Theres also a focus on community, pushing your boundaries, and breaking through your limits (here is the tinge of feminism people seethe over). But clearly this is completely different than OG Predator. Arnold wasn't trying to be himself, or prove himself to his people, or break through some ceiling, he was already at the top and his whole squad almost got BTFO. Meanwhile as anons pointed out, the Prey predator essentially gets hoisted by his own petard in underestimating the MC.
So two completely different movies. Clearly Cinemaphile will get more enjoyment from the first, and I do believe its a much stronger movie. Prey didn't need a predator to tell its story, and in fact the story has been told over and over. Those are my thoughts anyways.
Yakuza killed a predator with katana who cares.
By the time she actually has to fight this predator the frickin things been mauled by a bear, shot, stabbed, beartrapped, and to top it off she shoots him in the head at the start of their fight. She basically fights a wounded lobotomite. Billy tries to fight one that was only grazed.
Know of any good westerns?
The rhythym of the movie's plot is all fricked up due to all the crap to accommodate the little weak woman's plausibility in defeating the Pred. It gets really bad in the final fight you probably know what I mean. So disappointing. They don't even show her body off.
Damn that's crazy but I don't care. I like watching a qt Native girl who's perfect for BWC kill a Predator.
You might as well complain about every Final Girl in horror movies somehow surviving even though they're going up against a 7ft paranormal immortal possessed killing machine.
>this definitely isn't a viral marketing post
have a nice day, leech
I wish the Pred had a harder time fighting the grizzly bear, it should have been the toughest matchup in isolation and it would have weakened him enough to believably struggle more in each of the other fights, instead he wrecks the bear and jobs hard after. The CGI we did get for the bear was already a little ropey though, I guess the budget wouldn't have gone far enough.
If only Anna realized her own power and potential as a powerful woman, she could have saved all of those chauvinistic, baby dick having, meathead losers, but they got what all white cis males deserve.
prey is 100% slop
nothing is memorable
now take a look at predator
dozens of quotes that are remembered today, 40 years later
>prey is 100% slop
Nah, it's a decent Predator prequel. It's not fair to try to hold it up to an icon level film like the first one. The really shitty one was the last predator vs alien one with the whole moronic kid story line.
The predator in the new movie felt like it had some kind of mental disability
It kept making moronic mistakes over and over and it seemed to not know how its own weapons worked
Prey was complete garbage, and I’d be willing to bet the people who claimed to enjoy it haven’t seen it more than once. It was just slightly better than The Predator. I can’t think of a single action movie outside Aliens that was female led and good. Women truly do ruin everything.
It's pretty pointless to even compare the two. This movie was basically a reboot of the franchise for teens and older kids. And in movies like that it's standard practice to have young MC's get one over on foes that are far older and more dangerous. Like Red Dawn/Hunger games or whatever. Might as well be a different universe to the Arnie movie.
How does Prey differ from Suburban Sasquatch?
only ONE of those characters decided it would be a good idea to fight the Predator alone using zero tactics, while standing on a narrow log bridge with poor footing, with nothing but a machete. guess which one of those two lost?
i'm just never going to watch this rubbish.
just never going to watch it. that's all
watch an actual native american, original film rather than Disney corporate white wash reboot
Was this a good homage?
Frick yes.
Billy would kick that china man's ass though
So would Brad Pittu
Billy basically committed suicide by predator with the spot he picked to challenge him.
Not this again! Idk how this thread is still up since yesterday, but give it a rest already. Billy knew exactly what he was doing (he planned to throw the Predator off balance and toss him into the rocky gorge below).
Billy thought he knew what he was doing, but badly miscalculated the predator's athletic abilities. Dutch he knew he couldn't take him out in a standup fight.
Billy had that ancient Mohican blood in him tho. He could call upon nature to guide him and sometimes even took the form of the coyote.
When Billy does his "war cry", he summons the power of the tribal elders and becomes the superhero known as:
>"Shazam Little Tree"
So you're telling me Billy was a skinwalker?
Look at this face and tell me that he's not the sort of motherfricker who would forget how his own gear works. He's like the Goofy of predators.
Kek they thought about everything
I wonder if he is some sort of half-breed between the big boys from Predators and the classic hunters.
>So you're telling me Billy was a skinwalker?
That's the modern term, but yeah. In Billy's tribe they called it "Maniktaa". You can only unlock the ancient power by raping a virginal white woman.
Anon, stop applying Baldur's Gate 3 logic to real life.
>master and commander ripoff flick
>Aubrey has just captured a French ship and is accompanying it home
>preds have seen this and decide whoever is now captain of the captured ship is their prize and frick with it
>totally underestimate Aubrey because they don't understand prize crews and temporary commissions and so on
>ends with a full broadside on the predator's ship it's ineffective, but the preds are impressed enough they let the humans sail away
>it's Aubrey at the time of Post Captain when he's being chased by debt collectors
>Maturin stitching him back up after the first encounter and him going into battle with a migraine and burn scars on half his face
>temporary alliance with the captured French captain and crew
>manages to kill one with a lucky cannon shot and spends the rest of the voyage sulking that he couldn't get a trophy from it
kino
I'm actually putting together a ttrpg one-shot where the players are knights on the 3rd Crusade and will end up dealing with a Predator.
Sounds interesting.
Only pretending to be moronic, huh?
Prey's predator seemed like a doofus, dude spent more time looking at cute feral animals and shit.
Well, ever notice how every predator has always had a necklace made of small animal bones? I for one, would love to see a predator hunting squirrels and possums to make said necklace.
>Decided to take the plunge and watch AVP: Requiem again for the first time since it came out
>It's actually not that bad, wtf
More watchable than anything the MCU has put out since Infinity Wars.
I just watched Predators last night, and in my opinion, it’s the best since the original.
Predators is massively underrated indeed. We definitely need a sequel on the training planet.
>All those Indians
>Non embracing fire water
More disbelieveable than a space faring alien that is a honorable hunter of intelligent beings.
That’s a bit too early for the firewater to have taken hold.
the predator in prey was a rookie too
brown girls are just magic, so the point stands still
I just watched Predator and Predators. The rest don't exist to me except maybe Pred 2 but it's been like a decade since I last saw that.
Pred 2 is all right. I put it about even with Prey. It’s just a bit too goofy at times for a Predator movie, almost like “Lethal Weapon meets the Predator.”
I like 2, it had a surprisingly accurate vision of the future in the big cities. Would have been better with Dutch's brother as the lead like in the books and comics.
I'd like to see an AVP movie with actual space marines. Come to think of it, we haven't seen any space marines at all since Aliens...
>Wasted Potential: The Movie
cute Amber
She won cause the predator forgot how his own equipment works lmao
The fact she takes on the Predator in hand to hand combat and easily overpowers him is fricking insane.
The entire last fight suddenly gives her ability to fly and superhuman strength.
>dies anyway when the predators come back and vaporise her village