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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    About what?

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Such a miserable, pathetic end to great character. Killed by a literal who. Ends the show with a GIRL POWER ending. I just don’t understand why the creator did this. Was it really his decision or his handlers concerned about having a strong male lead and needing more female representation?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd also like to know what Genndy was smoking.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably whatever he was smoking when he made Unicorn

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Unicorn
          qrd?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            horse but with a tusk/horn on it's forehead

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Unicorn Warriors Eternal. It is the most nonsensical dogshit I ever watched. All of the characters look like popeye, shit just happens, the show just makes shit up as its going it seems, and also they want you to take it seriously. It is the single most tonally inconsistant piece of media I have ever watched.l by a large margin and I have no idea who the core audience is even supposed to be.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              All I know is it was supposed to air on HBO so I assumed it was aimed at adults, looks like I dodged a bullet by avoiding it entirely.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think its aimed at weird millenials who didn't grow up but idk if even they would like it. The show is utter nonsense but is worth a look just so you can understand how and why its so bad.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >aimed at weird millenials who didn't grow up
                I'm guessing you're a zoomer whos too moronic to grow ip

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It is the most nonsensical dogshit I ever watched
                Watch more shows you fricking zoomer

                [...]
                Again watch more shows you moronic zoomer

                I wouldn't listen to moron who's spreging that hard over a cartoon. The Show has issues but isn't a s bad as that moron crying is trying to say it is

                Looks like I touched a nerve lmao. The show is dogshit and the people who like it are emotionally stunted weirdo millenials who never grew up, this is a FACT

                I'd rather not watch it and lose the last shred of respect I had for Genndy.

                Judging by what I'm hearing of Primal, it may be unavoidable. But hey nobody makes good shit forever.

                I'm a Genndy-enjoyer but even I had to drop Unicorn Warriors after 3 eps.

                The animation and art was cool but nah the show itself wasn't great.

                I liked the scenery and props but the characters were all drawn like betty boop. Not sure what posessed Genndy to ask "what if they made an action cartoon in the 30s" but I guess we know the answer now.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Looks like I touched a nerve
                Why do autist who always seethe start a post like this when being called out for being a seething moron?

                I never said the show was good just that a moron who types shit like "weirdo millenials who never grew up" is either a zoomer who hasn't much of anything or a troon. I'm guessing it's the later

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd rather not watch it and lose the last shred of respect I had for Genndy.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn't listen to moron who's spreging that hard over a cartoon. The Show has issues but isn't a s bad as that moron crying is trying to say it is

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It is the most nonsensical dogshit I ever watched
              Watch more shows you fricking zoomer

              I think its aimed at weird millenials who didn't grow up but idk if even they would like it. The show is utter nonsense but is worth a look just so you can understand how and why its so bad.

              Again watch more shows you moronic zoomer

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm a Genndy-enjoyer but even I had to drop Unicorn Warriors after 3 eps.

              The animation and art was cool but nah the show itself wasn't great.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a warning.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genndy cannot escape his ~~*nature*~~, no matter how good his lead ups are.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Genndy is /ourjew/.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Slimy villain who looks like a israelite dropping a thug who looks Somalian into a calm and peaceful Swedish village in order to destroy it
          I refuse to believe this was a coincidence

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          wait what show was this? I don't remember this.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            SJ S5

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could have forgiven the shit ending if he didn't waste like five minutes on an already bloated and crammed episode with Meera's backstory when that was completely unnecessary. It actively harmed the story given that the showdown with the antagonist they had been building up to all season was like a minute and a half of disappointment

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only gets 5 minutes of screen time
    >doesn't do shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should have kept the original idea of making the Scorpion some despotic warlord-slaver instead of a dollar store Satan that the main characters never even directly interact with

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They really should've trimmed the pirate kween arc down one episode and spent more time on whatever the frick this fireball homie could've been.
      Fricking tragic that they managed great pacing for short 20 min episodes across most of the series and then Genndy still somehow manages to rush the frick out of the ending.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The second half of S2 after the Darwin episode was kinda lame overall

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i forgive season 2 because of the darwin ep

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Adults watch this?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. posting in a Genndy thread on Cinemaphile.org

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Darwin episode was unneeded and wasted a spot.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could he have even felt what was happening to him?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fixed
    >Primal 3
    >UWE 2

    Which one has the brightest outlook?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sym-Bionic Titan

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that actually a thing or just a rumor?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, I'm just glad it wont get ruined/pozzed.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit show. Only liked by literal 12 yos or people who have a comparable mental age

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You idiots deserved this. I wasn't impressed by this and you gays cried and begged for years for a continuation when you should have left it alone.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, why is this autist seething on Cinemaphile about millennials?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be primal isn't being violent. It is to live for the purposes of ensuring your genetic survival and nothing else. to live for one's children, to die for them and to kil for them. spear is dead in perhaps a medical sense but in a primal sense he is still alive. Mira gave the greatest service a female can do for a male and that is to bear his children and in turn she secured her own clan's survival and genetic future with his superior genes.

    Darwinism.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was absolute unbridled kino for about 90% of its screentime.
    Sucks that it ended in such a low note but its the price we had to pay for the rest.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people so mad over the fact Spear died? He survived tons of insane magical and monstrous bullshit before a literal fire demon from hell who HE DEFEATED managed to finally mortally wound him. Him living on through his child with Mira is a good bittersweet end, his spirit finally reunites with his original family in death but his bloodline lives on.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't mind Spear dying it's just the season as rushed

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not so much the events as how rushed it feels. The show takes its sweet ass time lingering in "moments" for most of the runtime and then you have all the events you just detailed take place in like 2 minutes.
      Although I still think it would've been more kino if Spear and Fang had died together.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for this post, anon
      i stopped watching for a bit and these posts were making me not want to finish
      it's one of the only pieces of media i've enjoyed in awhile so glad it seems to have had a thoughtful ending (minus a real fire satan lmao wtf)

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genndy was never good. Samurai Jack s5 could have just been episodic like the previous seasons but more R-rated, and pretend that Jack was always killing people who get in his way. And that new steampunk show he's making looks like his worst one yet.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Genndy was never good
      blatantly false. He's kino 2/3 of the time but doesn't know how to end anything.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The episode of Spear and Fang killing an entire village of Germanics was the closest we got to a modern Conan animated series.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >peak of masculinity
    >reduced to dying husk of a dildo
    >taken advantage of by the woman
    >only offspring is a daughter
    They just stopped giving a shit, not even pretending anymore

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only offspring is a daughter
      What's wrong with that? Just guarantees she'll spread spears legacy with more kids etc

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And she'd start giving birth at a young age too to ensure her tribe has lots and lots of little Spear grandkids.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And she'd start giving birth at a young age too to ensure her tribe has lots and lots of little Spear grandkids.

        It's the man that continues legacies
        Dense dumb c**ts, spears girl is going to get pumped by some other tribal frick and whatever primal strength spear encapsulated will be diluted and gone. It isn't spears "legacy", it's just mira's. Its the final frick you to spears entire life we followed

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's the man that continues legacies
          It's the reverse in Judaism.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite ep was the one with the monkeys
    >mfw

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was initially taken aback by the amount of graphic violence and gore, honestly didn't expect this from Genndy at all. Even after Samurai Jack's final season, the blood was minimal and done tastefully in comparison. I think Genndy works best under constraints when it comes to violence but should have more freedom when it comes themes such as lovemaking and raising a family.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    israeli anime

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The silent assasin episode
    >Instead of leaving it unknown as an ancient predator that was bested, they show it's just another dinosaur
    >The zombie episode
    >Instead of giving the murder machine a last redemption and showing it regain consciousness, and showing some life, (Like they forshadow it the fricking first one doing it too) it just burns to death in anger
    >The frightful people and the death bats
    >Instead of making the more primitive humans develop some balls and stand their ground with TECHNOLOGY making more spears and saving the day, they go back and live coward lives, only one moron is brave enough to even touch and pass the spear
    You don't need to get to the show's ending, to notice Gendy is SHIT at writting endings.
    Every episode is one step away from perfection, and he just constantly, constantly waters them down for no good reason.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they show it's just another dinosaur
      There are episodes that have ancient mysticism but that one isn't it. The satisfaction comes from the very realization that the presumed "unknown lovecraftian terror" is in fact just flesh and bones, and them stumbling upon its weakness just when everything seems most hopeless.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You draw satisfaction from knowing something is mundane in a fictional world?
        Whatever dude

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Whatever dude
          im sure there is a primal reddit you can go to

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he gets comfort and cozy feeling from being fed that the scary things are really not scary thing but normal things!
            >I'm the one that have to be in reddit
            ok

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              the idea of the unknown mystical enemy being flesh and blood is a fun fantasy trope
              eaters of the dead / 13th warrior, for example
              im not even the anon that wrote that, just observing that you gave a homosexual reddit response to his well-thought-out one
              >whatever dude
              kek

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh violence
    midwit stuff

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Case in point why 'cartoons but for adults' are a horrible idea.
    Let's cut the edgy shit and go back to for ages 7-77.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The last season fell apart after episode 6. Everything with the ship was bad and it felt like they got bored with it. They rushed through heaps of ahistorical stuff which could have been fleshed out and cool. Just like the faustian part was insanely rushed.

    I have now idea how the third season will go, I think it will only be good if it is an anthology from here on.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spends an excessive amount of time watching Fang poop out eggs
    >Rush through the final battle in two minutes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There should have been more scenes of Fang pooping out eggs tbqhwy.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    *cums*

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't Gennady just adapt the 30s conan stories? Between samauri jack and primal he clearly wants to

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would entail showing full frontal female nudity and sex scenes every episode.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genndy has generally difficulty wrapping his works. SJ5 suffered similar a fate with a great beginning/middle and a lackluster conclusion.
    In his defense I don't know how much of an influence the network has when it comes to season scheduling or if it's just a problem of his.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He had the same issue with Samurai Jack's original airing in CN, it ended abruptly with the episode where Aku is telling kids a bed time story. Also Sym-Bionic Titan was axed because it didn't sell enough toys.

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