>Except for that science girl.
Gordita is my favorite already, La Latina Albina has tons of fanart potential, nsfw or otherwise. More so if the "bulimic tween" theory turns out to be true.
She's already got 5 creampie pics on Paheal, she seems like a real sweetie in the pilot, way better than being a Dexter parody like other shows have done with smart girls
I hope she is the most disconnected from her latina heritage and also the most obsessed with it, since she is of the caucasian persuasion maybe all the others give her shit for not being latina enough. She could enjoy reguetton the same way Lisa Loud likes rap music
Although I'll say Mexican have a lose definition of family. Like if you're a kid sometimes your parents will say so and so is your Tío or Tía and the kids are your primos but they're just close friends of the parents.
Big Mouth is supposed to represent a time of your life where you feel like an ugly deformity because of how your body's growing and changing, so I'd say it succeeds in what it sets out to do design wise.
There are more design choices to dislike in Big Mouth. There's practically no attractive aspect to it. But the way noses are drawn in Primos may be worse than any single problem in Big Mouth.
I knew cartoon gays would fap to anything but why would great artists like those even entertain the thought of drawing these shits? Sure there aren't alot of attractive cartoon characters these days but Atleast pick something that isn't not only is disgusting to look at, but hold such contempt for not only it viewers, but an entire regions, especially one where most of these artists are from.
Cause it's just not that serious, it's just new characters and this is in the early stages so the art coming out in the last few weeks is the very first rule34.
It's not that serious and probably very few people genuinely care if an artist draws rule 34 of a certain show.
This is true. At least I always see it that Simon takes it as a challenge to draw an unappealing design as appealing as possible while staying recognizable
1. Twitter isn't real. I'm not saying the complaints about this show aren't valid, they just aren't universally held. Do you think everyone has stopped drawing Harry Potter art?
2. Porn drawings aren't exactly some kind of honor bestowed upon shows. The showrunners certainly don't think that way. Besides, have you forgotten the most important rule of the internet? We must abide by it.
3. If cuteness is all that matters, everyone would draw every cartoon character in anime style, and we'd all be bored out of our collective minds.
>so many people inventing excuses on the spot for the lazy cash grab that is big mouth
lmao. And you dare to be infuriated when people call you consoomer, slopgays
>is how there isn't much in the way of boobs to distract from the belly.
nta but if I wanted that I'd personally fap to certain fat anthro arts instead. C'mon let the fat e-girl booba be man it's fun.
But if every part of her is big, then there's little to no difference between a e-girl and a shortstack.
For you maybe. For me? Nothing beats the allure of oppai e-girl
Don't get me wrong, I like oppai e-girls as well, but they work best when they're exclusively busty for the sake of contrast. e-girls need bodytypes where one part is exclusively the focus, otherwise it's very easy to lose the e-girl aspect. A fat e-girl with huge boobs as well ends up detracting more than it adds.
>e-girls need bodytypes where one part is exclusively the focus
It should either be a combination of two (breasts/ass, breasts/belly, belly/ass etc.), or all three imo. This goes for many other things as well.
You can't fap to Lifetime movies though, not even the KFC one
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Anonymous
Exactly.
I was just joking anyways, but still you gotta elaborate the appeal of oppai to these plebs more. Like I said, for me what makes it work is the contrast, the fact that such a large element is applied to such "small" subject matter, yet works pretty effectively anyways. It helps draw attention to that element from a compositional stance.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I just like huge, soft, mammaries on a boney, cutting board body myself. Unfortunately for them but, certainly makes their husbands happy
10 months ago
Anonymous
>I just like huge, soft, mammaries on a boney, cutting board body myself
Yeah, that's right. It even helps make the breasts stand out (in a good way), like I said.
You could even say they're early bloomers or something to quiet naysayers.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>You can't fap to Lifetime movies though
What if it was a lifetime move about an oppai e-girl
10 months ago
Anonymous
>What if it was a lifetime move about an oppai e-girl
I'll admit a handful of the girls do make my dickie twitchy on a conceptual level, but the art style is just so fricking ugly I can't really get it up. And my dick has been a pretty good indicator for financial and creative success, which is why I knew Ruby Gillman was going to sink (ahuh ahuh, wordplay) because neither the kraken or the mermaid got my balls working. My dick's been a pretty good dowsing rod for success so far.
Based on my meat compass, I'm gonna say "cancelled before they even finish the season, but they get to finish it out with a reduced budget and then they're never heard from again"
Eh, the mermaid just looked like a generic "mean girls" type with no real defining thing about her, visually or stylistically, and then the main girl just looks like someone's Splatoon OC but they're someone with a decent amount of self-esteem so their self-perception as an "introvert" is like posting selfies on social media, but from a bookstore and going "I'm not like other girls! I like VIDEOGAMES" but it's just animal crossing and splatoon on her boyfriend's switch, just real "cosplaying at being a nerd because she grew up after bullying stopped being a thing all the time" vibes, tourist vibes. Like she watches Big Bang Theory of her own volition kind of deal
Ugly girls need to compensate with personality. Ugly shows need to compensate with charisma. Based on the leaked pilot, I don't think they have enough charisma to overcome the ugly.
>only the girls
idgaf
It's Simon, what do you expect?
Hasn't stopped him before
Who TF is "Simon?"
>inb4 newbie
Don't take pride in having a porn addiction for the longest.
Simon is an artist that draws girls
>Don't take pride in having a porn addiction for the longest.
Sorry this is a porn addiction board. leave
newbie
Lurk more
Gay
Damn, even simon couldn't make them look very appealing. Except for that science girl.
He stayed pretty on model. I've seen other people try to make Chacha appealing
>Except for that science girl.
Gordita is my favorite already, La Latina Albina has tons of fanart potential, nsfw or otherwise. More so if the "bulimic tween" theory turns out to be true.
She's already got 5 creampie pics on Paheal, she seems like a real sweetie in the pilot, way better than being a Dexter parody like other shows have done with smart girls
I hope she is the most disconnected from her latina heritage and also the most obsessed with it, since she is of the caucasian persuasion maybe all the others give her shit for not being latina enough. She could enjoy reguetton the same way Lisa Loud likes rap music
>She could enjoy reguetton the same way Lisa Loud likes rap music
Love this, now you're thinking with portals
It's Saturday but, thank you Gordita
>She likes corridos tumbados
Peso Pluma cameo when
I bet she smells bien bonito
oh wait yeah, she's good and hiding and she has the giant hoodie and they literally call her fatty. interesting if true
>the "bulimic tween" theory
The what?
Does anyone have a mega of his old stuff before his purge?
I wanna bang the fat one
She and science girl are the cutest ones
It's the noses. That nose squiggle on the rest of the characters is just so unappealing.
Considering how the creator draws herself I'm sure she had to beg and plea to keep that nose looking as ugly as possible to stand out
It's weird because the creator's pretty cute herself. But then again that sort of tracks with the usual "attractive person = ugly avatar" trend.
Maybe she just doesn't want people to think she's pretty and wants to be bullied, well she got her wish...
It doesn't, she's barely even a 6
At least she's modest. She's certainly not bad looking.
>white hair before you are 35
honorary white?
honorary white
>shaved arms
dishonest
Not fat enough.
I want a gorda hime wife
Big gorda, big sexy
https://twitter.com/pictomante/status/1672691553633030144/
How many kids are in there?
ONE
Nice.
I wanna bone her belly
Same.
>not talking advantage of fat e-girl perks
Bad drawanon, Bad! >:~~*
Now that's a BIWBI
(Belly I want to be in)
Based
Vore gays are at it again
You don't have cousins.
Although I'll say Mexican have a lose definition of family. Like if you're a kid sometimes your parents will say so and so is your Tío or Tía and the kids are your primos but they're just close friends of the parents.
This is one of the only cringe things I've ever seen Simon do
Deisgn-wise, is Primos better or worse than Big Mouth?
Better.
Better undoubtedly, because at least there are SOME characters that are supposed to be attractive that aren't furries
Worse, of course
>Big Mouth
Deliberately repulsive, succeeds.
>Primos
Tries to be cutesy and appealing, fails miserably.
Big Mouth is supposed to represent a time of your life where you feel like an ugly deformity because of how your body's growing and changing, so I'd say it succeeds in what it sets out to do design wise.
There are more design choices to dislike in Big Mouth. There's practically no attractive aspect to it. But the way noses are drawn in Primos may be worse than any single problem in Big Mouth.
10x better.
Nothing has topped Big Mouth's repulsive models yet.
Big Mouth is the literal bottom of the barrel, nothing is worse than it.
gib gordita
Jcm-2 already on it
>simon
>Jcm
I knew cartoon gays would fap to anything but why would great artists like those even entertain the thought of drawing these shits? Sure there aren't alot of attractive cartoon characters these days but Atleast pick something that isn't not only is disgusting to look at, but hold such contempt for not only it viewers, but an entire regions, especially one where most of these artists are from.
They take it as a challenge, anon.
Cause it's just not that serious, it's just new characters and this is in the early stages so the art coming out in the last few weeks is the very first rule34.
It's not that serious and probably very few people genuinely care if an artist draws rule 34 of a certain show.
>why would great artists like those even entertain the thought of drawing these shits?
For the challenge, of course.
This is true. At least I always see it that Simon takes it as a challenge to draw an unappealing design as appealing as possible while staying recognizable
1. Twitter isn't real. I'm not saying the complaints about this show aren't valid, they just aren't universally held. Do you think everyone has stopped drawing Harry Potter art?
2. Porn drawings aren't exactly some kind of honor bestowed upon shows. The showrunners certainly don't think that way. Besides, have you forgotten the most important rule of the internet? We must abide by it.
3. If cuteness is all that matters, everyone would draw every cartoon character in anime style, and we'd all be bored out of our collective minds.
>This show is going to gain an unironic fanbase
e-girlgays have no standards
Correction is a powerful desire
>a powerful desire
so is rape
I think you might be onto something there, maybe they're connected
MALE
GOTE
TIDS
Elevator shelf
FLUFFY BOI BAPS
GOTE BOY GAZONGAS
MAGIC MALE MILKERS
I am actually curious on how stooge might draw them now.
>so many people inventing excuses on the spot for the lazy cash grab that is big mouth
lmao. And you dare to be infuriated when people call you consoomer, slopgays
>inventing excuses
Why would you lie anon? These are the same arguments we have been giving in defense of Big Mouth since season 1.
>breasts
How boring. Most of the appeal of fat e-girls is how there isn't much in the way of boobs to distract from the belly.
>is how there isn't much in the way of boobs to distract from the belly.
nta but if I wanted that I'd personally fap to certain fat anthro arts instead. C'mon let the fat e-girl booba be man it's fun.
But if every part of her is big, then there's little to no difference between a e-girl and a shortstack.
Don't get me wrong, I like oppai e-girls as well, but they work best when they're exclusively busty for the sake of contrast. e-girls need bodytypes where one part is exclusively the focus, otherwise it's very easy to lose the e-girl aspect. A fat e-girl with huge boobs as well ends up detracting more than it adds.
>e-girls need bodytypes where one part is exclusively the focus
It should either be a combination of two (breasts/ass, breasts/belly, belly/ass etc.), or all three imo. This goes for many other things as well.
But then you just have a shortstack.
For you maybe. For me? Nothing beats the allure of oppai e-girl
I don't get oppai e-girl. Seems to defeat the purpose to me.
>he doesn't understand the appeal of a young girl suddenly shackled with the burdens of womanhood.
>a young girl suddenly shackled with the burdens of womanhood.
homie if I wanted that I would watch a Lifetime flick.
You can't fap to Lifetime movies though, not even the KFC one
Exactly.
I was just joking anyways, but still you gotta elaborate the appeal of oppai to these plebs more. Like I said, for me what makes it work is the contrast, the fact that such a large element is applied to such "small" subject matter, yet works pretty effectively anyways. It helps draw attention to that element from a compositional stance.
I just like huge, soft, mammaries on a boney, cutting board body myself. Unfortunately for them but, certainly makes their husbands happy
>I just like huge, soft, mammaries on a boney, cutting board body myself
Yeah, that's right. It even helps make the breasts stand out (in a good way), like I said.
You could even say they're early bloomers or something to quiet naysayers.
>You can't fap to Lifetime movies though
What if it was a lifetime move about an oppai e-girl
>What if it was a lifetime move about an oppai e-girl
Played by a de-aged Scarlett Johansson
I like oppai for the sheer contrast. Same as to why I like pettanko on older subjects.
Not even Simon can save these light-bulb filament head ass designs. Ugly.
I disagree. The primos having proportionate heads to their bodies are a helluva improvement.
I'll admit a handful of the girls do make my dickie twitchy on a conceptual level, but the art style is just so fricking ugly I can't really get it up. And my dick has been a pretty good indicator for financial and creative success, which is why I knew Ruby Gillman was going to sink (ahuh ahuh, wordplay) because neither the kraken or the mermaid got my balls working. My dick's been a pretty good dowsing rod for success so far.
So I guess it will have a tiny fandom going by your tiny twitchies?
Based on my meat compass, I'm gonna say "cancelled before they even finish the season, but they get to finish it out with a reduced budget and then they're never heard from again"
>neither the kraken or the mermaid got my balls working
That sounds really unfortunate
Eh, the mermaid just looked like a generic "mean girls" type with no real defining thing about her, visually or stylistically, and then the main girl just looks like someone's Splatoon OC but they're someone with a decent amount of self-esteem so their self-perception as an "introvert" is like posting selfies on social media, but from a bookstore and going "I'm not like other girls! I like VIDEOGAMES" but it's just animal crossing and splatoon on her boyfriend's switch, just real "cosplaying at being a nerd because she grew up after bullying stopped being a thing all the time" vibes, tourist vibes. Like she watches Big Bang Theory of her own volition kind of deal
Yeah, that's true. I just think they're kinda hot and I ship it even though I've read the spoilers
Oh well I suppose that's a completely reasonable position, carry on and have a good day
You too
Ugly girls need to compensate with personality. Ugly shows need to compensate with charisma. Based on the leaked pilot, I don't think they have enough charisma to overcome the ugly.