>The most noble, royal, blue blooded, true, unique, one and only, the greateast royal beauty the living universe has ever seen
Princess Irulan
>The most noble, royal, blue blooded, true, unique, one and only, the greateast royal beauty the living universe has ever seen
FTFY
Literally made for passionate love making.
MY QUEEN
Get with the times.
She looks like one of those trashy, piggy looking white bawd that go with black men that no white man would ever touch.
How do pretty actresses feel about not getting hired/ being relegated to cillian roles in modern Hollywood?
They probably think it’s funny, all the starring roles in the world don’t make up for being Large Bodied, Bald and BIPOC in White Supremacist America
They can't say anything if they want to stay in hollywood
Publicly most will say "Oh, Florence is so beautiful!" But in private (as I often find myself with pretty actresses) they will berate her appearance more brutally than any anon here.
Trying to imagine how dysgenic and israeli someone has to be to support the murder of the Romanovs.
the Romanovs were inbred germans
>defending j*ws
I literally couldn't imagine.
That is a disturbing image
>Royalty peacefully abdicated and fricked off to live in the middle of nowhere
>Proceed to murder them anyways
I have always hated communists for their moronic ideology, but this is what pushed me over the edge. They are truly evil animals
who created and is behind communism?
Shut it down
You have to give the communists some credit, just behind the Nazis for 'speedrun destroy your own country 100%'.
peacefully abdicated and fricked off to live in the middle of nowhere
How can you be this naive?
Communism is an ideology that thrives off hatred. There's a reason it attracts the douchiest people.
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks, anon.
>Royalty peacefully abdicated
Read a book chud
israelite HATED them.
>I have always hated communists for their moronic ideology, but this is what pushed me over the edge. They are truly evil animals
What does this have to do with communists? The same events have been repeated over and over throughout history by many different political groups.
Communists defend the killing of children because they could grow up to be a threat. It is never moral to go out of your way to kill a child (things like bombings are different, primarily when given with warning). Communists are violent psychopaths.
There are no handsome, successful communists
>There are no handsome, successful communists
Stalin was quite tge Chad Young and ud say he was pretty successful
edited image
he was a disgusting pockmarked freak
Great hair tho
>commies photoshop pictures of stalin to make him look sexy
unbelievable
I was gonna say that there are no handsome successful russians, but then I remembered a quote from some book where one of the men that saw the tsar's body after he was killed was 'miring his physique.
Anyway, I'd say Che was pretty handsome.
Nah.
Che, Castro, Trudeau, Stalin were all pretty good looking young men.
But yes the mode communist is uglier than the average person.
I miss him
>There are no handsome, successful communists
Highly dysgenic post.
>FOOKIN LEGEND
Perennial.
>They shot them and beat the children to death with their rifle's butstock.
May the whole of Britain and the British people burn in hell for all eternity for denying the Romanov exile.
At least almost all the commies who did it suffered a violent death themselves.
At least they all had a turn on Anastaisa
>something happens
>Anywhere on earth
>Blame the British
Good morning sir
to be fair, the british had their tentacles everywhere in those times, man
>scumbag communists wanted to get rapey with the corpses, only stopped by their leader who was apparently slightly less of a degenerate
You have to be a truly broken human being to celebrate any part of that situation.
She’s so…meaty.
*is a fat ungainly pig*
>OMG she's so relatable
What's the name of this phenotype?
It's really gross.
Fat Sweaty Pig
Bowling alley hog
Britannia Blonde Orb
Slampig
white
A '7' with inflation
trough
Sequel to the first episode of Black Mirror.
W I D E
NECKLESS FREAK
Post-Wall Walrus
Fat Swine b***h
Imperial propaganda lol lmao
>Chameleon Shiksa Slampig
Booba
More like Boba. They just don’t deserve the second O.
Those are the kind of breasts that, when exposed, elicit a deflated response. No wonder she is a closet dyke.
How did she turn into such a pig in such a short amount of time
I ran into a guy who's a friend of her father and he claimed that the dad went on about how his children are gonna be famous. Knowing that she was also born into a richgay family, seems like her fame (and her brother's modest fame) is owed a lot to the efforts/machinations of a legacy/fame-hungry rich daddy. Pugh does not possess the looks, talent, charimsa/likeability, or an interesting enough character part to justify her present A-list status
>Hollywood is ran on nepotism
Great insight homosexual
Her family is English, you fricking moron. They aren't a bunch of LA-born and raised Steins and Bergs. The point is that a richgay English guy used his richgay resources and cronyism to will his children into stardom for the sake of his own ego, not some LA brat with actor-director parents. Fricking brainlet homosexual c**t.
holy shit, she turned into a slam pig and instantly became 100x hotter
Why does it seem like she's always hunching over?
Maybe the perfect modern-white-girl celeb, it tracks why they love her so much.
I just realized what she looks like. She's an uglier version of Hillary Duff
Oh yeah you're right.
>Hillary Duff
I miss her, bros
She's aged like wine.
word
gonna need some proof, son
Duff's muff may have been the most underrated part of the fappening
She really has a flawless face. I'm not a picky person either but her face has nothing wrong with it. It's incredible.
sick body too
Yeah. She never got naked though right? With a face like hers it wouldn't matter to me if she got lumpy
Hillary Scuff
The next grace kelly according to hollywood
gay thread
reminder Elle Fanning was pick #1 for this role, Pugh #2 and Hunter Schafer #3
stupid Elle turned down the role because she was filming The Great
Elle looks dysgenetic as frick
>Hunter Schafer #3
kek yeah I distinctly remember in the books how in addition to her great beauty Irulan was noted for having a shrivelled wiener
Florence PAWG
how's pugh pronounced, pudg-y?
Pronounced like “Pig”
>the greateast royal beauty the living universe has ever seen
is this canon?
yes. the princess is supposed to be this insanely gorgeous noble blooded woman.
but in 2023, we get zendaya the mutt and this pig fighting over the stick israelite nepobaby lol
she looks stretched horizontally
Her head game must be insane because she is on every fricking movie
she isnt threatening to the female crowd, thats why
I think she's cute. End of.
damn what a pigger
>morbidly obese
>tard hair
>septum ring
You can tell Zendaya choose her to be Irulan, so she is not upstaged
>Paul's attention came at last to a small squat rotund pig, green-eyed, a face of bloated swine, classic in its gluttony, untouched by cleaning products, completely disgusting. Without being told it, Paul knew her — Princess Royal, Bene Gesserit-fed, a face that time vision had shown him in all it's gelatinous folds: Irulan. There's my piggy, he thought.
K
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Me on the bottom
imagine cumming in her vegana and she smiles at you with that cute mouth ^_^
She looks so much like this council estate slag I would frick behind my girlfriends back cos she was so nasty. I get a chub whenever I saw Flo because of this
Soon we will know.
A BEAST OF ALL WORLDS
She should lay off the spice.
Her fingertips are permanently blue.
Hot cheetos and takis are so deliciously addicting. I love hot cheetos bro, especially the xxtra hot. I have had to likit my consumption because my poos were no longer tolerable in the morning. Now il have a bag once every few weeks, and I can ever pick up a bag of that spicy crack. Plus this shit is aggressively awful on your body. When I was binging cheetos even with my gym regime it was impossible to stay below 18% bf, even if my calories were in chheck
Look how excited I was to type this. I couldn’t even organize me thoughts.
I know how she does it, she eats the other people and absorbs their accents.
Is it because she speaks with her lower mouth?
>fat
>blocky
>no breasts
>piercing
Gross.
Do zoomers also pretend she's attractive like they do with Zendaya?
>no breasts
What the frick are you on bro
anime. he's on anime.
Even your breasts are bigger then hers,
She's frickin hideous, what the baguette is this?!
busted looking, she looks like Iddubz wife
my obese cousin has a bigger cup size
> Do zoomers also pretend she's attractive like they do with Zendaya?
It isn’t zoomers, it’s movie execs thinking they know what zoomers like which is somehow always diversity, an off brand niche fast food chain, and yoga.
>implicit hairlip & bucktooth
>resting duckface
>ungenerous ape breasts
duckface
she is canonically sex deprived for all the books.
chad Paul constatly refuse her advance and bangs chani on the regular in the room next to hers. she's the ultimate space cuck
the casting is perfect
>the casting is perfect
She's bene-gesserit, she shouldn't be a fatty.
she's just water fat
She should be in complete control of her body. Lynch and tv series Irulan are perfect.
I know about the Bene-gesserit, I've read the books
and she's skinny in the movie.
She pales in comparison to Lady Jessica and Margot even in Villenueveueve's movie.
Pugh is the textbook definition of a slampig
She's cool
What happened...?
She was normal weight in Midsommar and that was only 4 years ago. Does it really happen this fast with girls?
>could have been Sydney Sweeney
>could have been Anya Taylor-Joy
Reality if often disappointing
GET
It really should have been Anya, but what do you expect from a director that hand picked Zendaya.
Anya was the frontrunner what the FRICK happened?
Debicki could have worked. I guess maybe she's a bit tall and also freakishly tall which would be distracting.
oof that face looks terrible here
It's not a very flattering shot, no
Debicki is absolutely perfect to me. At the very least, she has the most flawless and effortless regal aire about her. She doesn't even need to try to look like a queen, as she just has that demeanor naturally.
Tall girls radiate supremacy
I'm quite tall myself, and I really regret not marrying a tall girl. I'd never tell my wife, but the thought is in my head often.
>I'd never tell my wife
You can always leave clues around the house, psychologically break her into agreeing to a threesome.
Well, the part that I regret is not having kids with one, so a threesome doesn't really solve anything. I also couldn't possibly imagine her agreeing to or participating in a threesome.
PUTA
Imagine being a 10/10 looking actress and seeing this chicken wing inhaling machine get all the good roles.
the pig nose ring really fits her
How do you pronounce her last name?
Phew?
Pug?
Puff?
Poof?
Pig
>Does this hide her face enough, Denis?
>NO! MORE METAL!
>Here's your princes irulan, bro
She needs to have her skull cracked open with an iron for the good of humanity
Push keeps getting more and more gross looking. Like she lives in a vat of grease.
Most actors have a trailer on set. She has a wallowing pool full of lard.
I’m glad the muppets are doing a version of Dune. Hopes it’s as good as the Christmas one.
So what should she look like then?
What actress should've played her? Or nevermind an actress, just post a pic of what you imagine she'd look like.
if she were younger
Holy fricking uncanny valley she looks like she tortures kittens for a living
Daddario is really gorgeous, but as soon as she smiles, you get that Cheshire cat effect
love that haircut so much it's unreal
She's so perfect that her not getting more roles pisses me off. Her parents should invest more in their daughter's career.
Especially when she was younger, but she could still pull it off
Love her, but she doesn't fit Irulan.
She could have been the perfect Chell in a Portal movie
She would've been a good Chani had she been younger
Instead we got... THAT thing
I don't really know of attractive zoomer actresses. I would just digitally de-age someone from the 80s or 90s or I'd get a beautiful girl from Instagram with no regard for acting skills because Irulan barely speaks at this point in the story anyway.
Young Amber Heard
Nah. Shes was beautiful, but in an sexy/trashy way. The character needs a more regal and dignified look.
Why she should look like Debicki of course
I want those lips around my wiener but I'd probably need a footstool
>ethereal, alien beauty, harsh symmetry, penetrating gaze
Barbara Palavin, if we're looking for looks matching Florence Pig upgrades, younger Rooney Mara would be passable stage presence wise. Doesn't have enough lines to be an issue casting a non-actor, just take as many takes are required & coach them along.
>Rooney Mara
besides, they could just pay her with Legos
I thought i saw her in the subway the other day. Still not sure if it was her or not
Ahh yeah, the famed English rose, innit
>would
>would
>would
Christ they all look like gypsies in those Irish traveler American communities.
She’s got such a disgusting sweaty pig face it’s really off-putting. She looks like a fricking toe.
>The most noble, royal, blue blooded, true, unique, one and only, the greateast royal beauty the living universe has ever seen
It really is easy to live with green
pic related
>pig related
ftfy
you mf
Can't believe Disney wants to cast this b***h as Rapunzel
More like Rapukel
Why is she so stocky, bros?
All day
Every day
I hate women
She was so hot in Oppenheimer. The only good part of the movie. Makes me rock hard
I wanna grab her by her nose ring and lead her to Gundry
We can still win brothers, name them, blame them and drive them into the open, they cannot endure it.
Who cares what irulan looks like she is such a sad cuck in the book
That's what makes it all the better. A hot, fit young princess who desperately wants to be fricked and produce a royal heir, and Paul ruthlessly cucks her.
Yes but i do not want to see an actual blonde beauty get cucked by zendaya so florence pig is okay for me
Stop bullying MY little frickpiglet you JERKS!
ouch
Florence Pugh's partner (left) and dad (right)
Is her partner also her uncle or something?
Is that the guy from scrubs?
Yup
she's so fricking sickening
More like Florence HUGE.
she's the first actress making me want to kill her without rape
Alright, I'll take pugh trad wife if you guys don't want her
She is the face of cows everywhere
She cute