>Prisoner of Azkaban. >Harry turns his aunt into a balloon out of autistic rage. >"lol who cares"

>Prisoner of Azkaban
>Harry turns his aunt into a balloon out of autistic rage
>"lol who cares"
>Order of Phoenix
>protects himself from dementors
>"EXPELLED FROM HOGWARTS!"

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't the ministry absolutely seething at harry at that point because he went around claiming that somehow voldemort returned?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ok but why were theyy in denial so much

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because Fudge is extremely corrupt, Malfoy has been bribing him for years and whispering in his ear about how Dumbledore and Harry are only saying Voldemort is back because he wants to take Fudge's job.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they say why in the movie, pay attention b***h

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because Fudge is an absolute pussy who deluded himself in an imagined reality. Also corruption.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was lax with harry in the third book because
        >being a c**t against a boy who survive 2 times against voldemort(and his father survive 3 times) and killed a basilisk is stupid
        >Most pure blood use magic in their home and revealing that the reason Harry used magic is because muggles bullied him would frick the relationship muggle/Wizzard
        And in the 5 book he was a tard because
        >He was corrupt and most of his inner circle was dark eater
        >He tough voldemort was death because it was difficult to believe
        >He slowly believe that he was more competent than dumbledore.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Also Sirius Black had escaped and everyone thought he was on a murder mission against Harry.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did you not watch the movies, or are you just moronic?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Prisoner of Azkaban
    >Harry Potter is seen as the savior of the magic world
    >Order of Phoenix
    >Harry Potter is seen as a schizo conspiracy theorist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OotP seems about right. Also he would have been called nazi, a chud, a racist, a sexist, and a homophobe for going against mainstream narrative if this was IRL

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And it would be well deserved

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          OotP seems about right. Also he would have been called nazi, a chud, a racist, a sexist, and a homophobe for going against mainstream narrative if this was IRL

          >Prisoner of Azkaban
          >Harry Potter is seen as the savior of the magic world
          >Order of Phoenix
          >Harry Potter is seen as a schizo conspiracy theorist

          I found it funny how the one dimensional magic hitler was the go to political metaphor for liberals they used all the time, but the massive amount of criticism of journalism was completely ignored. They only learned one lesson from that one book they ever read.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not just that, also the massive amount of walls and barriers portrayed in the books as something positive and necessary to protect wizarding culture from muggle barbarism, a lesson Rowling forgot real quick when she started b***hing about Trump's wall proposal.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Harry also ends up working for the ministry, even after all the shit they gave him. I know the idea was that the good guys were able to take over the government at the end and make it great again, but it's not like they were able to replace every single witch and wizard that works there. Harry saves the day but ends up cucking out and going back to the same institution that spread all those nasty evil lies about him, even before voldemort took over. The better ending would be if he become an independent dark wizard hunter, like a private investigator or something.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Harry Potter is a very female acting character, never taking a proactive stand on anything, just letting the flow of life shove him into place.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >even after all the shit they gave him
              The auror office(the place he went) was shut down during the wars and probably most of them hide, plus his friend became the minister, so he was betwen friends

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Can always count on female authors to glorify nepotism.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Trans women are women

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rowling's writing is extremely uneven and she always forgets about shit she established early on and then just handwaves it, just like what she did recently with the whole blood pact thing, she built it up for two movies and then it just broke, she's such a colossal moron.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They make it pretty clear in the books and movies that accidental magic isn't often pursued by the Ministry. At its worst, they send agents out top mindwipe everyone ala Men in Black.

    Big difference in Book 5 is that Harry intentionally casts a Patronus charm in front of a Muggle, which by definition is illegal. The reason they come down so hard on him though is because of his stunt at the Triwizard Tournament, which head honchos at the Ministry attended. They refuse to acknowledge the possibility of Voldemort's return and it's even later revealed at old Voldy has quite a few connections from within.

    They were basically using his law-breaking as an excuse to make an example of him because they were worried Harry was starting to make the Ministry look weak and ineffective.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One thing I would like to add too is that it's kinda bullshit Hagrid gets away with putting a tail on Dudley. It's never once explained why he didn't get his shit pushed in for it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because Harry didn't rat him out, and no one else knew.
        The Dursleys had to get it surgically removed which is pretty funny, but they live in London so it was free.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now answer me this, they can cast spells on children that tell them where they are and what they are doing at all times, but not on extremely dangerous creatures under their jurisdiction that they use as guards?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why was ron such a pussy in the 4th movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The writers despised him for some reason and they kept making him into a buffoon, they also took a lot of stuff away from him and gave it to Hermione to make her an even bigger Mary Sue, like the Gringotts dragon escape, in the book Ron does that shit while Hermione just stands there wide eyed like the moron she is.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Harry turns his aunt into a balloon out of autistic rage
    Now wait a minute, she insulted his mom

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pay attention, the ministry dedicated itself to shitting all over Harry after he told them Voldemort was back.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DEH

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