Probably the most boring movie Ive ever watched

Probably the most boring movie Ive ever watched

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You clearly didn't see Dumb Money

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm shocked Wonka got good reviews.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      me too, I hated it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a childrens movie. Why did you watch it anon?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You watch it. You lost. Stupid Black person.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima liked it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kojima is no longer Japanese. He is a Californian teenager on a psychological level.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He likes anything that stars zoomer celebs because he desperately wants to cast them in his "games"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        more like he casts them on his couch

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      kojima definetely had someone translating that for him, he doesn't speak english that well.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do the Nihonjin get cool booklets when they go to movies?
      Is it like CDs/records where they cost twice as much as in the West so they have to throw in bonus tracks?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nevermind, its fricking amazing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2024
      >Dark ages of pandemic
      :o]

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This Chang is cringe af. This prove why videogames aren't art and a serious medium. It's a medium for children and teenagers.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      stupid insects and their compulsive need to wear masks everywhere all the time since 2020. one of my favorite things to do while i lived there was go to one of the most crowded malls in my area maskless after the gym and mog them in every way possible while getting a nice dinner for like $6 USD since the yen is worthless now.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a whimsical family musical dramedy. It did exactly what it set out to do. If it's not your thing you will likely *gasp* not like it very much. I saw it and it was well done. Not my thing really, but I saw it with my family and enjoyed the overall experience (the kids loved the movie).
    tl;dr - you knew beforehand whether you were gonna like it and you bloody well know it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whimsical in the human interactions, or just cutesy gesticulation?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, both. But it wasn't nauseating by any stretch.
        Hugh Grant basically comes in and steals the show about 2/3rds of the way in. He was by far my favorite part of the whole film.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*gasp*
      If you like to get fricked in the ass you need to *gasp* get your homosexual face back to Plebbit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're speaking like a homosexual rn. You should stop that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dramedy
      Zoom zoomaroooo!

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much what I say every movie no chin is in. He's just a charisma vacuum.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally the worst part in Dune. He absolutely disappears when he shares the screen with anyone else. Just looks like he wants to go take a nap while the rest of them carry the scene forward.

      Rebecca Ferguson in particular was dragging his corpse.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this rat faced frick is so fricking ugly. why is he in everything.

      it sucks that Ezra Miler is crazy because he's like the superior version in both charisma and looks

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally the worst part in Dune. He absolutely disappears when he shares the screen with anyone else. Just looks like he wants to go take a nap while the rest of them carry the scene forward.

      Rebecca Ferguson in particular was dragging his corpse.

      this rat faced frick is so fricking ugly. why is he in everything.

      You’re all just jealous because he’s cute

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was fine for a kids movie, the only real problem was the titular character is absolutely nothing like the Dahl character. He’s not some super friendly candy man magician, he’s a borderline sociopath whose motivations border on Eldritch. Movie did have a scene that made Olivia Colman look like a top tier slampig so it does have that going for it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The sociopath version is the Dahl character, to clarify

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch the batman movie starring robert pattinson, then wonka will be the 2nd most boring movie you've ever watched.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least there were no gays or interracial couples

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this rat faced frick is so fricking ugly. why is he in everything.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >here's your Paul Atreides bro

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      it sucks that Ezra Miler is crazy because he's like the superior version in both charisma and looks

      jews

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this french twink like you wouldn’t believe

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's blowing a load on these right now while you cry about him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give me five mins and I'll find a well-used single mother coalburner with bigger breasts than that shit.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't even know it was a thing

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't be more boring than Dune.

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