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>Protagonist is losing the race
>Wiggle le magic stick
>Protagonist wins

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, that's pretty much the plot of every Harry Potter movie, homosexual. You work that out all by yourself?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't mock my disability anon. So what if I'm blind? You got a problem with blind people? I, as a blind person, don't come to this vision-dependent anime titty forum to be mocked for my totally-real-blindness. You've hurt my feelings, and you're a terrible person.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >non-drivers angered and confused by cars

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"I need more speed!"
    >*shifts into sixth*

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know there are six gear cars, right, anon?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spotted someone who's never driven a manual.

        You get very little torque and acceleration in 6th gear. It's a cruising gear designed for maintaining speed as efficiently as possible.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >shifts into 7th

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's mostly on american cars like corvettes or vipers, that's not the norm

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Almost any car that can get up to freeway speeds will have a top gear with minimal torque for fuel efficiency.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You downshift to accelerate, silly Billy. Not up.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know there are six gear cars, right, anon?

      Obviously he's downshifting in a 7 speed manual corvette

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"I need more speed!"
      >Skips directly into second gear from fifth, destroying the engine

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are yuropoors so proud of the fact that they all learn how to drive in poor people cars? Especially since it takes about 15 minutes in an empty parking lot to learn how to shift?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mentions Europe out of nowhere
      Sad reflection of the times. 80's Americans weren't like this.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >80's
        Really sick of you morons. Just why in the frick would there be an apostrophe followed by an "s" there? It's '80s, because you're putting the apostrophe where you omit the "19" from "1980s," like a contraction. Fricking imbecile.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry about your autism, anon

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          your a gay

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >your a gay
            It's 'your an gay' you frickin moron.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              go back

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based thank's for sharing a new way to rile up you freaks

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I used to do a lot of editing for a publishing company, so I had to recognize and correct 1340923092 things like this for my job, but why would you care about something like this on 4chniz?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What about the Americans which belong to the 1980s b***h think

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this confuses the American

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Doesn't drive cars that shift themselves
      You ever heard of Cadillac? Cadillac El Dorado?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is such a weird cope for having outdated technology. Automatic transmissions are objectively superior because they allow you to keep both hands on the steering wheel, maintain complete focus on the act of driving, and not have to worry about rolling backward when trying to move after stopping on an incline. That's why manual transmissions have been completely phased out of the market and I haven't seen a car with a manual transmission in over 20 years. Automatic transmissions even enable cool shit like continuously variable transmissions that make driving even smoother and more fuel efficient than even a manual transmission with an expert driver. But Europeans are just too poor for that or something and they try to pretend that their objectively inferior method for shifting gears is better. It's less safe, it's less efficient, there's just no reason to keep it around now that technology has progressed to the point it has.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wall of seethe and a load of pish to boot.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Autos are available in Europe and aren't necessarily any more expensive than the equivalent in a manual.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then why are they all so obsessed with manual transmissions and complain about American cars being automatic?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because it winds you up, you daft c**t.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cinemaphile isn't real

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cool shit like CVTs
        You do know CVTs literally eat themselves from the inside out by design right?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't know that but my 9 year old Corolla seems to be doing just fine and has never had any transmission issues, so I have my doubts.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doubt it all you want but they are a well known issue. It's why Honda, Nissan, and even Toyota extended dates on their warranties because the transmissions kept failing years before they should have. I just had one in my wife's Subaru go out last year at barely 100k miles. Her sister got an Infinity and it went out at 60k.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            CVTs are metal belts running around two metal drums, it's going to wear down like the clutch on a car. Except when a clutch wears you change just the clutch, if the belt in the CVT wears down you need a new transmission.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's Mazda. They still use automatic transmissions instead of CVTs.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what car

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's an '80s Mitsubishi transmission.

      >80's
      Really sick of you morons. Just why in the frick would there be an apostrophe followed by an "s" there? It's '80s, because you're putting the apostrophe where you omit the "19" from "1980s," like a contraction. Fricking imbecile.

      Based.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >protag is losing race/needs to escape
    >violently pounds the ECON button on the dash to turn off eco mode
    >200mph in seconds

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is it about muscle and race cars that get people so homoerotic?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this terrifies the amerilard

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mono = six
      >R = R

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Two reverse gears; one to reverse and one to really reverse.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This confuses and enrages the yuro-peon truck """driver"""

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alright what are the pro's and con's?
    I may or may not be looking at getting a new car

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      one is boring one is fun unless you're in stop start traffic for hours on a daily commute

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pros:

      Manual puts you in control of how much power you have at all times.
      Flooring it to overtake? Shift down to 4th, get all the power you want, no worries about the auto box shifting Too many gears down and you losing powers.
      Using gears to control speed going down hills so you don't need to brake much, Better gear selection going up hills (never had an auto car that would always get stuck in an over-revving too low gear up a hill).
      Cheaper car maintenance and better reliability.

      cons:

      Modern automatics can get better fuel efficiency.
      It's really tedious in traffic
      Bad clutch control will result in stalling or bunny hopping.
      You notice underpowered cars much much more as you're constantly shifting up and down whenever any acceleration is needed.
      Hybrid cars don't really work with manuals.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's really tedious in traffic
        >Bad clutch control will result in stalling or bunny hopping.
        learn to drive
        >Hybrid cars don't really work with manuals.
        wrong

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Learn to read. Someone buying their first manual is going to struggle with clutch control

          You can get mild hybrids that are manual but a full hybrid just wouldn't work; you accelerate in Electric only, it comes out of electric mode and you're completely in the wrong gear because without engine revs to guide you, you'll just be guessing.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot for pros cuts down on road rage. Driven manuals all my life. But recently got an automatic because traffic where i’m at sucks ass. Getting road rage with all stop and go bullshit which pain in the ass with a manual. Now just zone out

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >road rage
          Imagine getting mad at shit that happens in traffic lol. Just learn to leave ahead of time bro. I stopped getting road rage in my twenties and I'm still taken aback when I see mentally ill gays flipping their shit in traffic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pros
      >Full control of the transmission
      >No filters
      >Fully mechanical, no electrical issues to be had
      >It's fun
      >Low maintenance in general
      >Car inherently feels more responsive
      >You can slow down using just the transmission
      >If the starter or the battery fail you can push start it with some help
      >Depending on the area could be a theft deterrent because some thieves can't into manuals

      Cons
      >Depending on the car the clutch might be tiring to constantly push in and out
      >When the clutch wears enough it's expensive to replace if you don't know how to do it
      >Stop and go traffic is a b***h; clutch in, first gear, accelerate, clutch out, coast for a bit, clutch in, out of gear, clutch out, wait, repeat.
      >Less covenient, can't be on the phone, eating, etc.
      >Downshifting can be a learning curve if you have to do it quick; going too low too fast can cause engine overspeed
      >There is always the possibility that you can grenade the engine in seconds with a well executed money shift
      >No parking gear, so you have to make sure the parking brake works properly; If you don't fully engage first when you park on a hill, it can spit it out and the car rolls away in neutral
      >Not as fast as an auto

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love when I see this in movies with cars over powering much more powerful cars. “But how do know they didn’t modify it and put a more powerful engine in it?” They never show that. It’s always just a regular non sleeper car

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Overnight parts from Japan were established 20 years ago. They don't have to keep repeating themselves.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i mean if he is driving like a moron maybe he could shift down to get more rpm and by consequence more power, or maybe he is just demolishing his 3 gear or something and shifting up gives him more speed

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4 gears
    Well...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't drive a 500cc car that only runs on LRP?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it has 8 gears, are you blind?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never use a manual, or as i call it redditshift.

    >yeah bro, just jerk off the car, it will definitely make it go faster!
    >yeah that's right, just grab that robot phallus with your hand
    >oh yeah, you have to constantly grab it and stroke it just to go anywhere, this is normal
    frick right off with that shit. it's even more disgusting that Hollywood and vin diesel tries to convince you it's manly to jerk off your car.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bizzare

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    rev matching is fun

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put it in H

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    god, I miss when trucks had stick shift and it was three feet long attached to the floor

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile seethes about trannies
    wow

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >watch My Cousin Vinny
      >Mona Lisa Vito testifies under oath that she is an expert in rebuilding trannies
      >goon

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got into an argument with someone that thinks you need to Rev match in normal everyday driving. He called me an idiot for saying that you can just slip the clutch instead of blipping the throttle when downshifting.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ideally you WOULD rev match though. It's not a matter if you can or not it's a matter of "one option is better than the other"

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