Proto-Disney Wars.

Proto-Disney Wars.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Could not give less of a shit.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The models in this show/movie are some of the most hideous, repulsive abominations I have ever seen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The early seasons models looked early PS2 era at best.

      https://i.imgur.com/gqkU2Th.png

      Proto-Disney Wars.

      There's a few good episodes of content for the Disney version, I liked alot of S2, but you have to look past alot to reconcile Anakin having a completely different character, Ahsoka's existance, MC backstories completely changed to fit shoehorned characters and the ethos of the Jedi being changed which makes the whole thing feel disjointed from the rest of canon. The OG Clone Wars was honestly the same in quality as the Filoni version but it made more sense.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They're supposed to be an homage to Thunderbirds!!

      They look like shitty western anime designs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They look great stfu.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're quite uncanny

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >there are grown adults who think this is a good television series

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This was the real decline of Star Wars for me. Checked out the moment Ahsoka showed up. Doubly so when they resurrected Maul.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll never understand how people tolerate Ahsoka when she's such a writer's pet character that she constantly straddles the line between that and Mary Sue.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I'll never understand how people tolerate Ahsoka
        She was Rey before Rey appeared in the Soi Wars trilogy. However, at the very least she had a fun dynamic with Anakin. Rey is just an unlikable Mary Stu prostitute.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Try again but in normal prose with words from dictionary or at least give your best toe explain your mind preferably with examples.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Try again but without being such a sanctimonious homosexual about it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I accept your concession. You never had anything to say.
            It's obvious that you are a terminal internet addict and this rewards you with dopamine and a replacement for self-worth but this will be my final (You).

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Good, you said a whole bunch of nothing anyway and it annoyed me a little.

    • 2 years ago
      all fields

      >Checked out the moment Ahsoka showed up
      So you checked out in the first 5 minutes of The Clone Wars movie? I see.
      >Doubly so when they resurrected Maul.
      But I thought you had already checked out before even watching the series?

      I'll never understand how people tolerate Ahsoka when she's such a writer's pet character that she constantly straddles the line between that and Mary Sue.

      this

      >I'll never understand how people tolerate Ahsoka
      She was Rey before Rey appeared in the Soi Wars trilogy. However, at the very least she had a fun dynamic with Anakin. Rey is just an unlikable Mary Stu prostitute.

      >character I don't like for some reason is a mary sue!!!
      The term has lost all of its meaning.

      b8 thread

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Ahsoka is good because... BECAUSE SHE JUST IS, OKAY!?
        b8 post

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wasn't she hated also because she was a smug little shit who's constantly fricking up too? Like refusing to retreat when her unit was about to get completely slaughtered. Her whole point was that she eventually grows out of being such a c**t as the seasons progressed iirc

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Except she doesn't actually progress in the traditional sense.
            They just change her clothes and handwave any actual development by showing she's all of a sudden more mature now. She never really overcomes anything to get to that point, it just happens. Very bad writing if you ask me.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She's competent and overpowered in clone wars, very quickly she progresses in ranks and is let to command bigger and bigger armies with success.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The term has lost all of its meaning.

        >Never mentioned before despite being the apprentice of Anakin and hanging out with all the Jedi
        >Literally everyone likes her, even the villains appreciate her
        >Super talented, could block several point blank shots from clones, unlike literally every other Jedi that got shot
        >Rescued from death by fricking time travel for no reason
        How is she NOT a mary sue?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sh-She loses some fights sometimes and uh... something about a bombing, but she's NOT A MARY SUE, OKAY?! Even though everything always works out fine for her she's j-just NOT!!!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          mentioned before despite being the apprentice of Anakin and hanging out with all the Jedi
          And? Surprise, surprise - the Jedi hang out with each other. Where should she have been mentioned? How is this relevant?
          everyone likes her, even the villains appreciate her
          Literally wrong. Honestly, I should stop replying to your post right here, since you are clearly baiting and don't know what you are talking about. But whatever. Anakin disliked her at first (TCW movie), Rex put her in her place, villains never appreciated her, Ventress literally called her "Skywalker's obnoxious little pet", Maul just wanted to use her, and so on. moron.
          talented, could block several point blank shots from clones, unlike literally every other Jedi that got shot
          Literally every other Jedi was caught off-guard, whereas Rex warned her because of his experience with Fives and realizing that he was right, which let her prepare herself. If a Jedi is prepared, he can easily overcome clone troopers. See Yoda and Obi-Wan attacking the Jedi Temple, or that guy from Fallen Order. Also, she was aided by Rex and the droids, it's not like she survived on her own. That didn't happen.
          from death by fricking time travel for no reason
          Irrelevant, and it was not due to her ability or skill. She was rescued by another person. Mary Sues don't need rescuing. Ahsoka got knocked out and captured and needed saving like 500 times.
          >How is she NOT a mary sue?
          She isn't. You're a moron.

          Except she doesn't actually progress in the traditional sense.
          They just change her clothes and handwave any actual development by showing she's all of a sudden more mature now. She never really overcomes anything to get to that point, it just happens. Very bad writing if you ask me.

          Except she does. You just don't watch the show. She constantly fricked up and learned her lessons. See: TCW movie, Downfall of a Droid, Ryloth trilogy, Holocron Heist, Lightsaber Lost, Assassin, and so on. It's not the writing, it's you being braindead or not paying attention, which is your problem.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I've watched the show, to my misfortune. She doesn't actually have an arc that naturally lets her grow as a character, all that gets bypassed and she just does.
            Sounds like you don't even watch the show, or just haven't watched it in a long time, probably scared to revisit it in the chance it might not be as good as you remember and just clinging to nostalgia as a cope.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >no argument
              >blatant lying
              Good, I accept your concession.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument in the face of fact, just self-proclaiming victory
                Yep, it's summer.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ahsoka existing is already moronic enough, she should have been Plo Koon's padawan or something and maybe have an ocasional interaction with Anakin and Obi-Wan once in a while

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No matter how you cut it, giving Anakin a padawan that's never mentioned in any other Lucas media besides that show has to be one of the most moronic retcons ever conceived.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >she should have been Plo Koon's padawan or something and maybe have an ocasional interaction with Anakin and Obi-Wan once in a while
      Lucas, the guy who came up with Star Wars and Anakin Skywalker, thought otherwise.

      No matter how you cut it, giving Anakin a padawan that's never mentioned in any other Lucas media besides that show has to be one of the most moronic retcons ever conceived.

      No, not really. Jedi Knights get Padawans. There is nothing extraordinary about it, it is a regular Jedi practice, and their reasoning for doing so was perfectly clear. If you had watched the show and understood Anakin's character, you'd know why she wouldn't be mentioned. Also, nothing from the prequels was mentioned in the OT, except throwaway phrase "you fought in the Clone War?"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who gives a shit what Lucas, the guy who constantly changes his mind and knowingly sold his property out to "white slavers," has to say about Star Wars?
        Anakin having a padawan makes no sense in-universe and it's a stupid retcon. Deal with it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Anakin having a padawan makes no sense in-universe and it's a stupid retcon. Deal with it.
          Makes perfect sense, you just don't understand Star Wars and in your arrogance think that your interpretation of it somehow supersedes what the actual creator of the universe thought about it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The actual creator clearly doesn't give a shit so why should I? I understand it perfectly enough to know it's a stupid afterthought that he and Filoni jumped through hoops mentally to make "work" when it has no consistency with the films whatsoever.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Braindead opinion.
              >The actual creator clearly doesn't give a shit
              If you say so.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I do say so. George has no bearing on what Star Wars is anymore, so there's no point using him as a point of reference when he clearly didn't care enough about it to maintain consistency or to keep it.
                Thanks for playing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >George has no bearing on what Star Wars is anymore so there's no point using him as a point of reference when he clearly didn't care enough about it to maintain consistency or to keep it.
                But I am referencing him when he had a complete, 100% bearing on what Star Wars was. So your "argument" is a complete non-sequitur, doesn't make a lick of sense. He cared well enough to pour his money, heart and soul, and maintain consistency within his Star Wars, which was live-action movies and tv-shows.
                >Thanks for playing.
                No one is playing with you. Are you a schizo, or something?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >He cared well enough to pour his money, heart and soul, and maintain consistency withing his Star Wars
                That's why Ahsoka is a complete afterthought of a character and TCW breaks continuity with the films? Take Lucas' wiener out of your mouth.

                No, actual Star Wars fans are those who appreciate George Lucas' work. The rest is fanfiction. You are the OG consoooooomer buying merchandise with SW brand slapped onto it. And Lucas never considered it anything more than a disposable merchandise that had no bearing on his creative decisions. Stay mad.

                >talks about consooming
                >"You HAVE to like everything George Lucas does and you CAN'T question it or you aren't a REAL Star Wars fan!!!"
                Ironic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >That's why Ahsoka is a complete afterthought of a character
                And the prequels are a complete afterthought of the OT. In fact, The Empire Strikes Back is an afterthought. Darth Vader was never Anakin Skywalker until later drafts. Leia was never Luke's sister. Storytelling evolves over time. This is called a creative process - something you are surely not familiar with, as your "creativity" is limited to writing shitposts on the Internet. He came up with Ahsoka before Revenge of the Sith even hit the theaters.
                >and TCW breaks continuity with the films?
                It doesn't. I believe Lucas knows more about his *own* films and his *own* universe that *he* created than *you*. Your *interpretation* of Lucas' characters does not supersede in any way what George Lucas *knows* about the characters *he* created. To think so would be arrogant and beyond stupid.
                >muh criticism please let me be le criiitic!
                Your criticism is absolutely hollow, has no substance, no logical consistency, and is no more than shitposting. You do not have any real arguments.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lotta words to say "I'm moronic, why aren't you riding Lucas' wiener with me?"
                You have no arguments simply because you are beholden to the bias that Lucas can't do anything wrong.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession. Engaging with you was a mistake though, since you never provided any "arguments" to begin with. Good bye.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bye, freak. Thanks for showing us all how little your comprehensive reasoning skills are.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Considering lucas's body of work he might as well be talking about himself. He's a one note wonder that got lucky.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >you're wrong because.. I SAID SO

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Glad you agree.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Okay now you're just moronic. Your reply isn't even related to what I said.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But you just agreed with me, so wouldn't that make you moronic as well?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How did I agree with you?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because I said so.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, well, okay.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >making Anaking mature and learn how to be a master is stupid
          >Having Force Jesucrist to have a pupil is stupid
          ???

          A few local schizos are mad that daddy Lucas took a huge dump on their shitty comic books and novels, and that one Samurai Jack toy ad.

          >one Samurai Jack toy ad.
          Is better than all filoni series tough

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's ok as an adult show and extremely good for a kids show. there's no pos shit at all

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this show make Cinemaphile piss and shit their pants?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't, it's zoomers that piss their pants when anybody says anything remotely negative about it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You were right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A few local schizos are mad that daddy Lucas took a huge dump on their shitty comic books and novels, and that one Samurai Jack toy ad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >few local schizos
        You mean actual Star Wars fans.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, actual Star Wars fans are those who appreciate George Lucas' work. The rest is fanfiction. You are the OG consoooooomer buying merchandise with SW brand slapped onto it. And Lucas never considered it anything more than a disposable merchandise that had no bearing on his creative decisions. Stay mad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Couldn't be farther from the truth. Every single TCW thread is the same autist arguing againts the entire thread for hours. Hell, I bet I'm responding to that anon right now.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >is superior in every way

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is ugly and braindead.
      Why would he shoot a rocket launcher inside a packet elevator, more so, with a Chancellor in it? This series didn't make any sense, and the style wasn't even that good. It is clear that it was just a toy ad, which it was, as it was running during the ad segments on CN.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because killing grievous is more important than the chancellor

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He would kill himself and everyone in that elevator by shooting a rocket launcher in front of him. This is braindead, like 95% of those shorts.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            not all rockets explode on the first contact you know
            there are missiles IRL that are meant to penetrate roofs and floors before exploding to assure the right target is hit
            also there is nothing wrong with mutually assured destruction

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He was literally on the other side of the glass, it would have still exploded in their faces

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're trying too hard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They both suck.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nope

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I agree with that anon. I was really excited for this show because I loved Samurai Jack, but it was just bland as all frick and felt completely unnecessary.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry you feel that way, seeing as it's the perfect bridge between AotC and RotS.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No, in all fairness "some spin-offs simply don't need to exist" was a fine lesson. I'm more disappointed that Genndy's career kinda just fizzled out.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I take it you haven't seen Primal.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think you should fix that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hey, thanks. I stopped keeping tabs on him after Hotel Transylvania, so this must have flown under my radar. Looks promising. I always felt that having to work within the SW setting and an already existing frame was too confining for his style, glad to see he got to create a new setting again.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No problem, season 2 just had a trailer drop about a week ago so now's a pretty good time to get into it.
                I'd be as bold to say that it's been his best work so far.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >it's the perfect bridge between AotC and RotS.
              Why? Because it ends with Palpatine being kidnapped and Anakin saying he's going to lead a fleet to Coruscant to rescue him? The "Ghost Hand" chapters and Anakin's fight with Asajj Ventress are quite kino but other then that the Genndy show is pretty forgettable and pointless. I like it a good deal but I don't think it does as good a job as "supplementary material to the main saga" as the Lucas/Filoni Clone Wars show does. Genndy's is more consistent, I'll give you that. Some of the Lucas/Filoni episodes are pure shit but the good ones really stand out as being great and add a lot to the overall story.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do some people think it was that bad? It was a fine torchbearer for PT. 'Worse than Genndywars' is not a valid criticism.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >while it has high highs, most of the show sucked (if it didn't, people wouldn't be making watch guides for it)
      >stomped over lore that's been established for years simply because Filoni is a hack that can't work "in a box" and Lucas is a moron that enabled him.
      >Anakin having a padawan that's never mentioned anywhere else makes no justifiable sense (no, giving him a new attachment so he can learn to let go is not a good excuse, that's like giving a pyromaniac his own can of starter fluid so he can learn to be a firefighter with no water, and we're talking about the Jedi fricking council that doesn't trust him at all to begin with), as well as letting that padawan live
      >loose continuity with the events of the films
      >childish in nature, but flip flops between being that and wanting to be dark and serious to the point where it becomes tone deaf
      >turned Anakin into Han Solo with a lightsaber
      >flanderized Grievous from his RotS version
      >Ahsoka is a writer's pet that Anakin seems to care more for than fricking Padme
      >CIS are turned into a non-threat that the Republic always beats
      >Dooku just becomes a moustache-twirling, Starscream wannabe instead of a diplomatic anti-villain
      >Maul
      >bounty hunters and pirates easily able to defeat force users
      >characters are animated in a janky "I'M ACTING" way that gets obnoxious, they can't just say anything while staying still

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, and it's worse than the CWMMP.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not saying it is better than previous CW stuffs or it is perfect, but compared to prequels I think it was a worthy successor

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >worthy successor
          I respectfully disagree.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>Maul
        unironically your only miss in this entire post.
        I am impressed, anongucci. Most impressed...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Even though Maul was done decently, bringing him back from the dead was still moronic and set an even more moronic precedent going forward.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot
        >brain chips and giving fodder clones individuality

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Brainchips are so goddamn moronic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>CIS are turned into a non-threat that the Republic always beats
        They were never meant to be a real threat. The whole point is that the Clone Wars were a phony war that set the stage for the rise of Palpatine as galactic dictator.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's not even true by TCW's admission.
          Paraphrasing:
          >"How is it that we're winning every battle but still losing the war?"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well said

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember having a good time with this show when I was a kid so I decided to do a rewatch recently. I skipped like 70% of the entire fricking show because of how boring it was, and out of the 30% that I found tolerable, only like 5% was actually decent

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That show was always written and looked like shit and I'm tired of pretending it didn't.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When i was kid and watched Darth Maul being resurrected i believed this Cartoon was not canon to the movies because it was dumb

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't understand why this shit is so popular on Cinemaphile.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alright contrarian, you certainly changed my mind.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watching it as a kid was kino.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah the TV was awful, only the worst manchildren like it.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks disgusting
    Written poorly
    I always hated it growing up
    I could never sit through an episode without getting upset or disappointed headache, always turned off tv and played outside or just changed channel
    I'm 23

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ahsoka
    >Anakin is a chad for some reason
    >pacifist Mandalorians
    >resurrects Maul with completely different personality
    >Anakin and Dooku duel every other week
    >clones are now just regular people
    >inhibitor chips
    >Force magic

    I still like a few episodes tho.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >complaining about pacifist Mandos

      Found Karen Traviss.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, EUgays thought all mandos were supposed to be rainbow-spectrum Boba Fetts vagabond mercenaries. That's what you get when you read fan-fiction that can't into proper world building, unlike Lucas, who develops Star Wars based on real-life history, art, architecture, and as a result his world-building is natural and not stagnant.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Then why did they rip off Deathwatch lol

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            A bone thrown to the EUgays, nothing more.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars has been Disney since 1986 when Lucas and Disneyland teamed up to put the Star Tours ride in the Tomorrowland park section, I don't know why people pretend this franchise hasn't always been a Disney cartoon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Star Wars has been Disney since 1986
      Since 1977.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looking back, yeah, it was. I don't count it anymore.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ugh the show was a fricking chore to watch if you're a hardcore fan.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People will say "but George Lucas was involved!" but so was Dave Filoni. And Dave Filoni is a fricking hack.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >And Dave Filoni is a fricking hack.
      So is Lucas

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nyx Okami

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >literally "Night Wolf"
          That fat weeb needs to frick off with his wolf fetish.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lucas made good movies, Filoni didn't make anything good.

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