Psychologically terrorized the opp until he killed himself at the Michael Jordan steakhouse
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Psychologically terrorized the opp until he killed himself at the Michael Jordan steakhouse
THE BUGS ARE BACK
I'll get the screwdriver
it's springtime now all the bugs came to life
they crawled outta the earth
and into my night-MARES
I tell you i'm so SCARED
I know they're itty bitty and I know that I don't! care!
what's goin' on in a bug's brain?
why they actin' so strange?
can they even feel pain?
someone should make an entire movie out of the Geneva line
This shit was never once funny
we smokin filtered crack you stupid piece of shit, i'll frickin kill you
Only Black folk think it is funny
Some of you have never heated up a banana peel in the microwave for 8 seconds to replicate the warmth of a vegana and it SHOWS. I come from NOTHING.
Unfunny zoomer garbage
Zoomer words, but an old guy
joji is a frickin genius
what the frick is this? I see it in my yt recommended and see it posted here all the time (no I will not be watching it).
white dudes write hard ass bars and have some old guy who has no idea what he is saying dress up like dracula lookin motherfricker and say shit while they shove the camera in his face and laugh.
honestly the first 4 have some good lines, 5th one was 20mins of my life i'll never get back.
4 > 5 > 3 > 1 > 2
first 3 get a bemused "heh" from time to time with their 3 minutes each or whatever but 4 was 10 minutes and now 5? (news to me) ran for 20 minutes? Get the frick out of here. Hire an editor and trim the fat.
FilthyFrank helped write them
why do people say this? didnt he try to wipe that whole identity of his
>hard ass bars
I've seen people quote these over and over and it just sounds like a bunch of random nonsense. Then again I don't give a frick about rap music so whatever.
zoomers are braindead, just ignore them
The best part is that the old guy apparently has a criminal record
You must have amnesia, you forgot that he's Him
We smokin' DUNG BEETLE
nicaraguan nostril nachos
that shit aint nothing to me man
Funniest thing zoomers ever made
Link or something?
They must have amnesia. They forgot I'm him.
shawty ass so fat i thought i was balls deep in kyle lowry
revolting
they call me ben simmons cause I don’t play at all
he did it, he did a heckin' NBA reference! I love watching my heckin blackerinos place basketball bruh! he made a reference to that, despite being a really old guy! haha it's funny because it's TRUE, absolute fire! it's also self-derogatory, which I identify with because my life is shit and shitting on one's self (as a straight white male) is funny and a way to show the world that I'm not bigoted at all!
The fentanyl got me moving like a claymation figure
I NEED TO KILL
I NEED TO KILL
i have no morals or belief system. i have no spirituality, or anything that gives my life meaning or structure.
they ask me to shoot, and i do it.
they needed a stealth soldier, so i put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at benihana and burned my fricking fingerprints off. they will not find me. konichiwa you little jit.
The 12000 year old Jenkem so old, it doesn't even smell no more
I’m the club listening to the Brown Note
Boy wanted some clout, so I put him on the news and turned him into a real superstar
The very definition of Safe Offensive (tm) for zoomers who desperately want to like Trump, but can't, because mom and dad are liberals and would never approve, plus he's, like, a meanie to LGBTQ.
As a result, this dude weed lmao pronouns-in-bio-friendly mostly meaningless AI-generated vulgarity is extremely popular with them. fr fr lowkey no cap ong kicks ahhhh
under the full moon, ill frick anybody
Sequoia banshee boogers
THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD STOP THE DEMON I’M BACK
i'll frick any zelda with zaza. im the glizzydorf of hyrule. i got three rules: get high, say hi, stay high
>Dracula Flow for some reason wasn't Emperor in DUNC 2
Villenueve is such a fricking hack
taking the wildest huff of Bengay mid climax, had my eyes rolling back with my tongue hanging out, howling in ecstasy, squirming around on a twin sized mattress, in an empty section 8 apartment.
they say if you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life.
Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some givenchy gloves. Last thing he ver saw was the price tag on them.
Slowly faded into darkness and let the archangels take him
100% HIMALAYAN
Loving all these sick bars bros, keep 'em coming!!!
/qa/ got humiliated by troons.