PUMPING IRON EDITION
>Season 2 started on December 18th, now live at
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>What is Fish Tank?
Fishtank is an online reality show, directed and produced by Jet Neptune and Samuel J. Hyde. A smart house is monitored 24/7 & broadcast live to the world. All bedrooms have cameras, common spaces are monitored via video and audio surveillance. When the lights go out, the IR comes on. The Fishtank house is always on.
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by this point and s1 they still had Fatty and I guess Letty was alright but wtf do they have now with Jimmy gone?
I wish everyone on this thread a very pleasant day
Awwwwh, he 2 cute
so they got some ehoe to get jimmy to sperg and leave? i'm surprised this hasn't turned into nothing but waifu posting
I love that they exposed how easily triggered these kinds of people are. I mean the guy flipped out on a show he knows is designed specifically to agitate him. Pretty pathetic, if I'm being honest.
Flipped out on some chick and shoved her and threw a mallet in her direction while screaming like an angry toddler for smashing his toy telephone in an attempt to agitate him. Once again, if this was real-life, a woman destroying your property needs to be dealt with. But it's a game show designed to test you and everyone knows that. Jimmy is an idiot.
don't forget how he immediately claimed she was raising the mallet up to hit him when she clearly wasn't.
Great content but total death for Jimmy. When he immediately started lying about what happened to save, face goes to show just how manipulative he really his.
even ben was tired of his bullshit
Just think of all the thing she talked about where he was the ‘victim’, you just know he was lying. He mentioned something about some mom saying he had hurt her infant or something, weird fricking guy deserves to be a lolcow
Like when brit pointed out his mugshot he didn't try to explain his side of the story at all, which I think would have been fine. Just immediately went into a story about the mormons starving him or whatever.
True, which really spells out his immaturity. Classic example of refusing to take responsibility, even to the point of having to bold-faced lie to absolve yourself of any wrongdoing. And even worse, lying when you know you're on camera. Just typical beta behavior all around.
whatd jimmy do? I havent watched the last five days?
Is TJ -Taylor romance still going?
> The true winner of FishTank S2
RIP Jimbo
STANDO: STICKY WICKET
Nice very nice
>not SLEDGEHAMMER
missed opportunity anon, baka my head
Where is the clip?
>you will never hear him larp as kiefer sutherland in dark city talking on a shitty plastic toy phone for babies again.
>Duan’gay: “I’m the ceo of Gold Clan. I did all that shit last night, frick Jimmy”
What????
Reminder: This is your protagonist now
Jimmy did nothing wrong
he was a bad chess player, got filtered by some moronic trailer park b***h KWAB
reminder that jimmy is an actual incel who was mad at trish for being pretty and him being ugly. jimmy fans are cringe losers.
Jimmy is more attractive than you. Want to prove me wrong? Post face and height
SHE WAS CHASING ME WITH FLAMED GREATSWORD moron
I HAD TO DISARM HER moron
So sad that Jimmy snapped like that, homie couldn't control his emotions at all
CHUDS ARE HAVING A FULL BLOWN OUT AIDS MELTDOWN BECAUSE BRITNEY WON
You will never be a woman. No one will ever love you. You're going to have a nice day very soon, and no one will miss you.
so, when is Hassle coming ? shit is getting pretty stale
ITT a whole load of mental gymnastics to defend 27(32) year old man, sperging out over a toy lol
>Abby won
>If Joji fans found out what he used to do, he'd be like HECKIN' CANCELLED
-Tayleigh
i like that she is into internet shit but on a surface level, makes her accessible.
you like joji?
I rewatched them ending to season 1 and it was so comfy but this season I haven’t felt that comfy magic at all. They fricked up by getting MDE fans this season
Season ones ending did a lot to make people forget about how boring a lot of the show was. People got a happy ending and associated the fun they'd had shitposting during the show with the show actually being good.
I predict the same this season. They'll somehow pull a good finale out of their ass and people will reminisce about the fun times and forget about the dogshit inbetween.
There's nobody people are really cheering for like with Josie
True, but there's still 20 days. It's not as much about having a likeable person as is is having an unlikeable person that people want to see lose.
This is extremely accurate, but the cast thats left sucks dick. If someone like Trish wins all goodwill will be wiped away. It basically has to be Shinji or Tay now and based off their Cell experience I think it may be lackluster. Jimmy was an annoying reddit spazz homosexual but he should've won because he actually drove the show. I hate Trish.
Outside of Josie gaining lts of simps she was actually extremely boring. The fun of the finale was seeing her pitted against Letty, who had become a great villian.
Shinji could easily assume the Josie role as long as they make someone else so hated that everyone actually cares about the outcome.
It's a lot easier to make people hate someone than it is to make them like them.
I hear you, but Jimmy was the Letty. Trish is a moronic ugly piece of flip ghetto trash, not even fun to root for as the villain. I couldnt stand Letty or Jimmy but at least they were interesting. The remaining cast is literally quiet betas, literal homosexuals, and boring women. What's the point?
I honestly think their best bet is to turn everyone against Tayleigh. She's vavered between likeable and unlikeable the entire time and it would be pretty easy to tip the scales. She will still have her simps but so did Letty. She has also arguably done more than TJ and Trish so should probably be in the finale.
I get you though, they've pretty much written themselves in to a corner with so few options left.
If jimmy was gonna go out like that he should have cracked dunye with that mallet instead. But I suppose staff wouldn’t have cared quite as much for attacking a big scary gay man
>people still talking about it like it was an hour ago
If you haven’t realized already:
The increase in moral-Black persony within these threads is primarily a tactic in order to twist your rationality back into pro-show narrative.
You are cattle. Jimmy was only useful to ((them)) for money, they only allowed pro-Jimmy narratives because Jimmy made the show money, now that Jimmy is officially gone they will obviously begin to attack Jimmy and support TJ and especially Britany/Abby.
(You) should expect an increase in Reddit tier moral-Black persony and an increase in Britney worship/femdom/victim posts because these are primarily useful to a pro-show narrative. I’d expect a large increase in Britney ((worship)) and posting in the coming days as a form of damage control in order to buy time for the show and for Sam to find a replacement for Jimmy. The mondo investor organism works that way because it has to, because the people who invested their money chose the side they have to fight/shill for.
Hail LiquidCole
Hail Victory
This isn't incel house. We want chill vibes not raging autists that hate women.
Nobody wants chill vibes homosexual
Jet, we all hate your friendship simulator.
Who are you? Why are you watching?
Anti jimmy posting is revisionism just like anti cole posting.
>Wow, im sure glad that psycho/quitter is gone. The shows so much better without him.
>... SAM? CAN YOU DO TWELVE HOUR SHIFTS NOW?
>SHE WAS WAVING A CHAINSAW AROUND AT ME moron
>I JUST DISARMED HER moron
its bullshit
but I believe it.
bro is evil
>Basically, she's a witch and tried to cast a spell on me, so I was forced to neutralize her.
awwww I wanted it to be another josie op dang it! Ill get it nex time
>brit - the average african has an iw of about 70-80
kek
she is so based she is making these incels seethe
my chudwife.
women are nothing without long hair to hide how weird their heads look
The people blaming jimmy probably also think hitler was just an evil guy and there was nothing else that led to ww2, just the bad guy hitler
Getting the entire crew and cast to bully a mentally ill guy and stopping every attempt he makes at deescalation for days definitely isnt why this happened!
Anyway enjoy watching a house full of the most boring people imaginable doing last minute ideas from the mind of jet neptune, and OMG did you see that wacky hoody that 2/10 indian girl had???? You moronic fat sexless fricks
>pay attention to meeee!!!!
>Nooooo not like that!!!!!
so you admit he is mentally ill? so therefor normal people can say hey i don't like this mentally ill person because i've dealt with this type all my life. that doesn't make you a liberal.
Hes obviously mentally ill and in a real way not the reddit troony sheltered pussy way, and he could have been used for great content which was the idea of fishtank but these talentless hacks fricked it all up
And regardless if someone is being a c**t to you then its fairgame to hurt them, this is how they learn
>b-but she was was acting
No she wasnt shes a shit actor, she was just gladly being a shit person and calling it acting
Yeah she should've coddled Jimmy for being the crybaby b***h that he is
What shitty rat infested country do you live in?
From new zealand now live in denmark, your response?
Im just a male who stands up for himself and has high test, women dont frick pushovers like you, they like men who will hit them if they deserve it
Both places are filled with heroin addicted morons and you're probably one of them, also the women there are hairy insane mongoloids
Thats your comeback? Weird made up shit? Whos shipping heroine to fricking nz you can barely even get coke there, stupid mondo homosexual
Guarantee i frick more than you simp pussy
Smelly nz morons homebake it. And Denmark is widely known for it's drug trade and shitty addict covered cobblestone streets. Maybe try beating up dumb apes like Jimmy and you'll have more luck with all that "pussy" you claim I don't get, unless you enjoy punching fat 14 Muslim girls in the face cause you have "high test". You sound like a fricking moron
Youre really reaching to try and mock two of the consistently highest rated countries everyone wants to live in you homosexual
I mog you, my homeland mogs you, my new home mogs you, youre a pathetic homosexual so stop replying to me
>stop replying to me
Only moronic liberals think NZ and Denmark are worth anything, along with the inbred mongrels that already live there. You do understand that, right?
if you think a woman being a c**t to you is her calling you "stinky" and telling you to leave her alone then you are just like jimmy and will end up dying a lonely death of despair
I have 3 girlfriends, i hope you got a good quick dopamine hit off that post kid.
>i haf fwee gowfwens actuawee
the desperate dopamine hits you get from these posts will never counteract the fear you have of nature
unlike stinky jimcels I'm not afraid of women, I don't let airhead trailer park girls get in my fricking head and filter me out of a chance at $50K because I'm not a b***h like your reddit hero. Unlike your reddit hero I do combat sports where I fight men who are the same size as me, not 100lb little girls. If a woman wants to hit me I dgaf she'll hurt her hand before she hurts me, I just laugh and tell her she's cute when she's mad
>I do combat sports
dawg, which ones?
wrestling when I was in high school, boxing now
You sound like a gay
you sound like someone who is genuinely intimidated by 100lb 100IQ trailer park girls lol
You sound like it's time to go dilate your troon hole.
>intimidated
Ah yes that scream and run technique is real scary!
U scared of her words tho
jimmy got filtered by a dumb little girl KWAB
have a nice day simp Black person
She's just so bretty tho
I was a jimmy enjoyer but he proved himself too weak to win, I don't respect weak men he was a bad chess player
jimmy lost because a 100lb airhead girl outplayed him in 2 days, he's a b***h
>jimmy lost because production (josie) hate him and was going to make it happen no matter
yeah, we know
why can't jimcels ever take responsibility for their actions? Its always someone else's fault and you're the victim. You sound like a fricking woman and it is now my right to smash your face in with a golf club because you are a woman
Pussies who are terrified of violence threatening violence doesn't really work bud
jimmy is terrified of everyone who isn't a 100lb little girl lmao
He took responsibility and stood up for himself, being brutally attacked with a giant hammer. He REFUSED to be made a victim and was kicked off for it. Jimmy was too strong for this show. Sam was intimidated by his alpha energy and orchestrated to have him thrown off on some BS gaslighting shit.
Your dumb little waifu got a mallet to the head KWAB
maybe that will knock some sense into the hoe
You wrestle because you love being dominated by other men
I wrestled because I like to compete and improve myself
I just came in your mom's pussy, not going back though that shit was loose af
take a shower stinky jimmy
Go back homosexual.
take a shower stinky jimmy
You really need to go back from whence you came.
if you're a stinky moron then its fair game to call you a stinky moron, this is how stinky morons learn
>The people blaming jimmy probably also think hitler was just an evil guy and there was nothing else that led to ww2, just the bad guy hitler
Jimmy said Hitler was a Communist and blamed the Vietnam war on Nixon, ignoring Kissinger and Communism totally.
There is a reason he's called redditJoker.
homosexuals pretending we didn't witness b***hass Jimmy have his Antifa rally against Cole.
>homosexuals pretending we didn't witness b***hass Jimmy have his Antifa rally against Cole.
exactly
Jimmy = reddt
This is clearly a divide and conquer tactic by the ((investors)).
Don’t fall for it.
i wish jimmy bashed her brains right the frick in with the mallet.
Abby instigated it. Therefore she deserved it. Simple as
Jimmy instigated it when he threw her backpack out the window into the snow. She broke a baby toy Jet bought on ebay. Jimmy is a moron.
Shut the frick up, you dumb homosexual troon.
Not that anon, but Jimmy started it all. You don't escalate to violence after someone teasing tells you that you stink.
um no, brittney clearly threw the first stone when she called him weird. she totally deserved it.
She started it and production team encouraged this
All women deserve to be beaten. Even if you don't know why, they do.
It's on production for encouraging it all day despite everyone seeing the warning signs that he was about to tard out, and then letting him slip out of view despite being told to keep an eye on him at all times.
Fricking this. Any other argument is genuinely moronic or a cope.
how do you not realise they wanted to tard him out so they could eliminate him in a way where he didn't suicide bait or threaten to dox people even more? Sam clearly encouraged it and had everybody in the house mess with his shit to get this result.
>Simple
jimmy is psychotic. he shouldn't be roaming in society. simple as
Brittany saying her true feelings about blacks and their 70iq right now /ourqueen/
Pick me girl, I hope she gets raped.
>pick me girl
Fat online feminist phraseology
>hope she gets raped
Interesting. So this is the demographic who says this
the new moron had better be chris-chan himself
that's the only thing that can save this show
Brit is Taylormaxxing in front of TJ
Reminder that Jimmy is STILL making up excuses for what he did to Brit, and he's never going to stop. He's a nobody now, and his actions cemented that he'll stay that way.
brit dropping redpills to trish on nogs to trish in b3
i kneel to our new queen
Reminder:
These threads are actively being shilled and astroturfed by bag holders among others. Imagine having your financial security tied to this shit show and you're FORCED to prop it up by shilling on an imageboard. It's very sad and pathetic.
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In case you forgot, cole won.
What did Sam mean by this?
>ASTROTURFING IS ACTIVE
ASTROTURFING IS ACTIVE
>ASTROTURFING IS ACTIVE
ASTROTURFING IS ACTIVE
>ASTROTURFING IS ACTIVE
ASTROTURFING IS ACTIVE
>ASTROTURFING IS ACTIVE
ASTROTURFING IS ACTIVE
>ASTROTURFING IS ACTIVE
ASTROTURFING IS ACTIVE
>kick the only entertaining guy out of the house
>Sam's on tour so he won't be showing up for the next two weeks
It's never been so over. See you guys for season 3 if it happens.
>if it happens.
It has to be all men.
The push to make the women more involved kills all kino since once things get heated, everything must be shutdown to protect the women. If it were all dudes everybody would be totally fine with arms flailing about haphazardly.
I'll take it one step further, let's just revoke women's right to participate in society at large.
Girls talking about how Dumgay is a moronic Black person.
>Britney taking about African IQ scores
Is there a limit to how based this autistic b***h is?
>I was put in a self defense situation!!!
>I didn’t push her, she fell!!
I did not hit her! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hai Jet.
could anybody add blood splatter effects from the thrown mallet?
Season 2 is objectively worse and the warring factions of /ftl/ prove it. In season 1 it was Josiecels vs Lettybugs because people were actually invested in the show, in season 2 it's Liquid Cole vs Mondoshills
>production fricks up
>shills come in to damage control
>LQ gods btfo them
This is the cycle of /ftl/ 2
Cole, Jimbo, and Summer won
Sams going on tour
3 weeks left
lmao
The only people who ever bring up mondo is you discord troons thoever.
Nah it’s better
>We never get new Liquid Cole memes anymore
Cole was boring, shinji the most boring, people like that little hack midget because he is a nipp.
He kept saying she was a bad actor yet he fell for her bait and got himself ejected. What did he mean by this?
Poor Jim Jam has zero self-reflection skills and simply cannot learn.
he said in b1 that she was a paid actress who can get away with more than him
But he objectively got away with more in the house than she ever did.
>be a shitty actress and have to resort to breaking shit to get a reaction
>breaking shit
first time watching fishtank?
you fricking wish jet. nobody is watching this shit
>nobody is watching this shit
yet you will keep posting in every thread seething lmfao
Gotta keep feeding the astroturfers Yous otherwise they'll starve. Lord knows their investments are fricked
and you will keep posting in every thread begging people to watch lmfao
nah I’ll just keep making fun of the jimmycels seething cause their boy can’t control his rage over a toy
and you will keep posting in every thread begging people to watch lmfao
wouldn't you rather post about the latest edgelord rant from your waifus?
bring him back
they could unironically get cole back to the tank
Cole coming back would help fix a few things.
>Tayleigh and Trish already don't like him so they could do drama
>TJ and Shinji were warming up to him the day he left
>due to autism he just naturally speaks his mind and shit talks people openly
Cole himself was popular with the audience so you'd gain more TTS and Fishtoys as a result.
he could pull a kino jc dynamic with brit
cole had potential for like 5 days then he fell off by being a gay and a spoiled sport, the man is a charisma vacuum and the show is better without him, he lasted exactly as long as he needed to.
Plus it would be gemmy if somebody who already had money won even more money, rubbing it in those poor rentoid's faces with their stupid sob stories. On Hyde branding
it's the perfect time
Mr Nontent himself
God this dude's face is just offensively ugly. Every time I look at him I'm reminded of the smell of yeast infection
Its giant jaw + underbite
would he even want to go back at this point? he doesn't really have anyone there he would want shining his shoes
Seeing all the "cole quit like a b***h shills" suddenly acting like they love him or talking about how he finally redeemed himself would make me sick. I've seen the true colors of this generals most vocal posters so I'd know half the enthusiasm about his return is disingenuous
Cole is better than the tank, he already broke it, he doesn't need to return
They are desperate because they know a Cole return would potentially generate capital and interest. This is anthropological imperative because people are drawn to revival stories like Christ. Cole would only be used for the generation of capital and they would shill pro-Cole narrative if it complied with a pro-show narrative. Now Jimmy is the scapegoat and the object of their petty terror. I have no doubt they will begin to harass his family for no reason over this because they bought into their own delusions.
Couldn't have said it better, these homosexuals don't deserve Cole
>has a redhead celt girl flying to him
why the frick would he return lmfao
Be honest, you hate her because she's honest
i like it when nobody replies to my oc but then it gets posted in the next thread
I love her because she's the straightest shooter that is mentally there and doesn't mince words.
People think southerners are stupid.
They really do
>t. Louisiana
I love her. Gave us the best content of the season. Abby W.
Abby is talking about racial IQ statistics with Trish.
Is this accurate?
Not bad but I wouldn’t say Taylor is lawful evil
>Not bad but I wouldn’t say Taylor is lawful evil
She's a stripper/escort that hangs around casinos in her free time moron
She’s not an escort jimmygay
Shinji pegged her as a prostitute immediately
swap jimmy and sam
Judge is not good or evil. He's just the judge
Jimmy is Chaotic Good.
Jim is chaotic good
Shinji Chaotic neutral
Sam chaotic evil
she won
>tj knows
>Dear Brittany, you think you can get away with this reckless behaviour without a scratch?
>...
>I have made the call
Oh, my, goodness. This is what I have been waiting for. TJ x Brit is just too cute. I hope we get to see a few days of this arc develop uninterrupted.
You're the reason the show is fricking gay. Thank god you don't leave your house.
I have a girlfriend and work in FAANG. Cope more little virgin jimcel. Sorry your self insert retad can only get his micro penis up when he assaults women.
Pajeet H1B account confirmed
>soon to be cucked
If you don’t fight brutal wars, don’t expect your women to remain loyal to you for long. That is biological imperative. Divorce and your eventual mental break is inevitable. You succumb to the feeling like a Christian succumbs to Christ, but you have no Christ and I have no sermon. Soon you will learn the hard way.
>jimcel schizo posting
I'm shaking in my $800 boots. Maybe I will ask my gf to comfort me with a blowjob while I watch content king TJ.
getting a blowjob by the same c**t you've been saddled with for years sounds like the most boring thing in the universe
>excuse me, corrections officer, could I please get my mix CDs? I spent a long time working on them
I hate that I can hear this in his voice
Hullo
is her part mexican or something? he's got some bean in him
He said he's part Chilean
ngl he looks better with the facial hair and not as moronic
That's not even him
buttsie
this is an illusion, she has a skirt bunched up under the hoodie to make her butt look bigger.
>It's real
KWAB
Brits voice is so soft i cant ever hear it on the mic
Brittney and the crew fricked around and guess what? They found out, Im hoping jimmy comes back and shoots them all up
>Burd
>her
>serd
>der
>GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERMERWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD
Jimmy is based and did nothing wrong. Anybody that speaks against him right now are admitting that YOU are a normalgay.
>Brittany: "The average African person has an IQ of like 70 to 80."
>Brittany: "It's hard for them to comprehend what it's like to be in someone else's place, or something like that. They like don't process feelings, like a normal person does."
I love my waifu!
my breakfastpilled chudwife
>Giving a racist girl a pass because she doesn't know what "empathy" is
Sam's right, they really are all morons. He's one too.
>My wife is based
>Makes Chudcels seethe
She's such a dope, I love her
b-but all jimmy haters are liberals! n-numde fans. you have to like my self insert incel moron
You will never be a woman.
>racism GOOD
>throwing things at women BAD
Jet should have brought in a blonde 6'0" female amateur MMA fighter and had her frick with Jimmy. It would have been interesting to see if he would still sperg out at a woman that has a chance of fighting back.
>become president
>assault women
why did he think his behavior was presidential, bros?
Did anyone clip brit talking about nig avg iq
Trish a cute
Idubbbz should copy Sam's tard wrangling of Fatty and take Jimmy under his wing.
TJ's authentic inhaling laugh that he tries to hide is so cute, its like something a movie character would have
lowering TTS to $5 and having Duayne get combative and responsive with the bar camera is a good strategy, I wonder they didn't try this earlier.
>there's a chance season 2 is cancelled and Josie will be back to streaming sooner
Thank you Jimmy
if only he would've sealed the deal and actually bonked her....
>josiecels support assault because it personally benefits him
you guys are as evil as that b***h
He is. The virtue signalling fishtank "fans" don't realize that one of Sam's favorite pasttimes is beating and choking small women. It's literally his fetish. They get really angry when you bring it up and claim it's just "Cinemaphile disinfo" even though anyone who's been around MDE for years knows it to be true. Just look what he did to Trish. He was choking her and holding like that cutting off her hair while crying. That's okay apparently, but not grabbing a mallet. homosexual morons galore. Bunch of simp babies.
>fetish for man handling women
>smashing a b***h with a fricking mallet in the head because she mogged your dork ass scary guy routine
You can't see the difference here, Adult Swim shill?
Show me where Britney got "smashed with a fricking mallet in the head"
Where's the injury?
fred hyde
Doesn't look anything like sam. He must really take after his mom.
Can anyone hear what Sam is saying? It's a bit difficult for me to understand.
sam wasn't there when this happened, but tts is saying "smash it"
I just saw a recap, is Jimmys excuse seriously that she “raised the hammer” to him? He’s fricking psychotic, he’s going to be in prison soon
u didnt see the context so keep ur mouth shut
the context is that jimmy is a cringe lolcow and a smelly moron who got owned by some airhead trailer park girl, this is your hero anon take a long hard look because you are jimmy
Its even funnier that even if she raised a hammer to him its because he was charging her. He was suppose to be down stairs doing the beef and just left.
UR THE SAMEDAMMgayGIT UR FRICKIN MAD AS HELL AND I'M FRICKIN KOOL AF AND NOT MAD FUKU DUKU FUKU FUKU
wish this lil tj homie would summon this amount of confidence with taylor instead of britt, he's like a different person. it must be the hair
he's developed since then
Reminder that femoids are in these threads flapping their disgusting pastrami flaps on the keyboard. It's 90 percent of the moralhomosexualry.
are you also upset trish is pretty like jimmy was?
Jet lost
unironically true, cope mondocucks
who will brit turn on and target next? she was going hard at trish then they became buddies and got jimmy out. she has no loyalties
hopefully the gay Black person
Jimmy got mogged by a stick thin girl kek
>getting attacked and cowering is mogging someone
?
He got outplayed. Who is still in the house?
Ya she gets to stay in a house that smells like cigarettes and shit with a gay Black person that goes AHAAAAAAAAAAA every 30 seconds
jimmy was a bad chess player, simple as
and jimmy is out in the cold trying to get back to a senile hoarder’s house with no money to show for the last three weeks
it was all according to plan you fool
Whos the one still in the house moron
SAM JUST END THE SHOW EARLY WITH A FRANK HASSLE FINALE THIS WEEKEND AND THEN FIRE JET
IT'S FRICKING OVER, JUST END THIS, LET ME GET ON WITH MY LIFE
Just stop watching. I closed the tab when Jimmy walked out the basement door and never looked back. Probably gonna stop coming to these threads soon, too. Too many redditors and other discord troon homosexuals.
Sure thing homosexual, see you tomorrow
How are those arms?
Why didn’t Jimmy scream in Tai and Duany’ay’s faces when he found out they took his stuff? Really makes you think.
Jimmy clearly is chaotic evil. Abigail is lawful good. It was literally a battle of good vs evil, yet there are anon ITT that support the devil. What the frick is wrong with you?
No lawful person would smash a toyphone or play being hurt. She is chaos as well
>implying Abigail didn't use Smite on the devil's plaything
have a nice day simp Black person.
Make something funny happen again
tj is my husband 🙂
We can share!
Can I also share?
Hummm like yeah ... huuuuuh . huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh I ... I don't know like maybe huuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
i was on the TJ train up until the simp cuckening.
frick him
>simp cuckening
i keep seeing people refer to this
qrd?
>s-s-show is boring without Jimbo!
Meanwhile in reality every single day with Jimbo was:
>fishes wake up at noon
>Vance/Josie come up stutter some news
>everyone just sits around while a distant AHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA is heard in the background every couple of minutes
>monotone gibberish that your mind automatically filters out
>everyone sitting around
>roleplay/improve challenge that leads nowhere
>everyone just kinda gets bored of it and proceed to sit around doing nothing
>sam arrives and roid rages a bit
>tries to impress trish
>jimmy and tayleigh beg for his attention like pathetic puppies
>sam gets visibly frustrated with the state of the show
>marky tts goes through
>some shitty improv/challenge that doesn't mean anything again
>sam leaves
Jimmy was only content when he got angered by girls. Other than that, he was boring as shit.
What would Jimmy have done if they brought on a 6'4 body builder dominant-type woman to frick with him?
actually hit her in the head with the mallet. sneak attack
Rape her
Beg for attention and refuse to confront her
>it turns out the gym girl is a lesbian
>ends up beating up all the other women regardless
would have been kino
please sars where is kitten made of sex
in a truckstop bathroom sucking off mandingos for 5 bucks a pop
>doesnt know the marky lore and accidently lets a "mark key" tts through
>sam freaks out asking whos running tts
>next day shes back in florida
Really gets my noggin joggin. Sam killed the whole tj taylor thing because of a tts.
She is with her bf now. That's me btw
>5'2"
>stacked
she's the perfect girl. a 10/10 easily
She needs teeth whitening and some skincare shit and to not be a prostitute but besides that, yeah possibly a 10
She knows what she's doing with those eyes
Hey doctor judge
Brittany outsmarted Jimmy and played the game better than him. It’s that simple. She won.
it really is that simple and jimcels hate it
How many times has Jimmy cried over being ejected from the show?
>mogs your cast
heh, nothing personal.
who are these people? i live under a rock
Leaked s3 freeloaders when ice pisseidon is given full creative control over the show on Sam’s orders
Blade and andy, what is this? Is it another fishtank??
I miss goocheese so fricking much
lmnop person
Yeah, I'm thinking we're going to need at least 5 million for S3. 1 million just wasn't good enough, I fear.
Jimmy should have knocked her teeth out.
If you liked what jimmy brought to the show at all and continue watching after this then youre a spineless pussy who is just as bad as the mondotrannies shilling the show and the reddit white knights being outraged that a woman got softly pushed,
Stop watching, ignore all the mondo shills that try to convince you otherwise, show them they fricked up
I'm 100% sure TJ has a top 10 favorite Death in June songs
All female final is basically confirmed at this point. for the second time. What's the point of casting hot egirls but then casting mentally ill ugly men? Women are natural predators of autistic men so they are always going to win, if they want any chance at men being at the final, then the male cast would need people like Brian and Octo. Jet make sure no man under 6'3 gets in season 3 then things won't turn into a shitshow.
Name 2 contestants you find "hot"
There's not a single actually ugly woman in the cast of fishtank, even Meg has a 300 men strong discord orbiting circle. I don't think you realize this but there's no such thing as a "ugly woman" in 2024, things are dire.
Unironically its the moralgay zoomers who were locked inside for years who create simptank and seethe when women are frightened in the least. They're pushover homosexuals with no social capita.
they found production's list of sketches or some shit
Even I have dated women far more attractive
That's fricked about meg
Let's be honest it wouldve been funnier if he smashed her face in
No, not really.
Yes it would have you homosexual simp
No, I don't think so.
You don't think it'd be funny if there was blood everywhere before the cameras went dark for good and an announcement from Sam that the season is over?
so true. the only thing that would suck is jimmy would go to jail. but the fallout would be so worth it.
This
Yes, it would.
So is violence against women based and okay to do or not?
its okay if you do it to be funny, its not okay if you are some moron incel that can't control yourself. its not that hard of a concept
In an ideal society wifebeating would be legal
Brian screaming is Summers face was worse than what Jimmy did
Jimmy will go to jail and owe prisoners sex.
reminder that the season 2 fish have been awake and talking to each other before noon every day and in season 1 they didn't even wake up until 2 pm
They go to bed at like 6am and are up by noon. Its crazy
daily reminder that jimmy said he doesn't want to control women. he is b***h made pussy
>this season is going to end with whoever is the last man standing that doesn't get kicked off the show for having a metally ill episode
so Shinji
The problem with Jimmy isn't that he attacked a poor defenseless woman, it's that he's over-emotional which is, ironically, a feminine trait. That and the constant attention seeking and playing the victim.
One of the only reasonable takes in this entire thread.
FIENDISH JIMMY
>they really want some entertainment don't they
YES ABBY YOU GET IT
alone with TJ again, curious
she's rocking the Taylor pigtails too
Clearly they're going to frick just like in my slice of life harem anime
all the kino has happened in the pink room
>it's bedroom 2, again
B2 just like last season
someone post the jimmy thor comparison again?
REMINDER:
>i don't go after the women
>Jimmy was provoked twice from production by hiring annoying thots to frick with him knowing he's mentally ill
>somehow this is all Jimmy's fault and everyone is simping for these aggressive prostitutes
I fricking hate society.
Hopefully you remove yourself from society soon
Jimmy lost.
yes, do you think its not Black folk fault when they act violent? why do you make excused for your self insert?
women can't be in the wrong ever.
you are just expected to take shit all of your life and if you push back in any capacity you are "le bad" and "le evil"
yeah it really is a microcosm of the world as a whole. these little c**ts know exactly what they're doing but everyone will always take their side. it's so sickening. jimmy is a decent person but this 'britney' is a fricking prostitute.
He grew too powerful and Goran was jealous daddy Sam was giving him more attention so he deployed a tatical egirl which is the only real counter for a man with autism, jimmy would survive hassle.
Tell us about the Mormons
youre moronic
jimmy isnt cut out for fishtank, evidence by him throwing mallets over having his $9 baby phone smashed
being provoked is part of the show
having your shit ruined is part of the show
throwing mallets isnt
it really is that simple, hope that helps
She needs to grow up and understand that actions have consequences. If you can't handle a little mallet throwing you shouldn't be on the show.
no actually physical violence is a logical line to draw
It's different when he's the only one it's allowed to happento day in and day out. He got chastised for holding a tube of chapstick in the presence of a woman.
>he's the only one it's allowed to happento day in and day out
he just hours earlier threw britneys backpack out the window lol, and the baby phone wasnt even his
Production didn't make Jimmy a low impulse control autistic moron.
>can't handle banter from a woman without sperging out
ishygddt
>can't handle banter from a woman
why can't a women handle a little slapping from a man?
why only one side should hold back on his strength?
don't talk shit if you don't want to get hit, its as simple as that.
>t. never been in a fight
So it's okay to hit people because of words? Like if I git you mad enough on this thread you'd feel okay hitting me??
>So it's okay to hit people because of words?
yes homosexual
You sound like a fricking pussy. Words hurt you that much, feather boy.
>little zoom zoom can't comprehend consequences for actions
go do your homework timmy
Its weakness to get mad easily. Its really unhinged. Like damm how low status are you people?
yes, absolutely. if you keep agitating me after serval warnings.
people being consequence free for their words and actions is the number 1 reason for why the world has gone to shit.
hahahaha as if you'd ever do anything about getting verbally agitated.
You're just a keyboard warrior and felt some incel tier cartharsis through jimmy hitting a girl.
Whats up with all these discord reddit accounts on Cinemaphile lately?
new gen finding "classic greentext stories" on youtube
>personal attacks
nice addmition you lost the argument Black person.
aaa Im so angry now I want to punch you argggghhh
these words sting so badly!
>Black person chimps out after getting btfo'ed
showtowt to mah keybowd wawwiahs
yow fricking cwackas you all whyt cwackas b***hes
How is he so fricking funny without doing any comedy?
>incel
Go back, homosexual.
>girl calls you stinky (because you stink)
>hit her with a mallet
jimcels really think this is how the world should work
take a shower you smelly morons
Shant
>Jimcels aren't feminist homosexuals who base their worldview on the gayest era in history
good job homosexual
Ya
Women should be afraid to speak, yes.
yeah. they limit the definition of abuse so only one side gets punished. and all the betacucks then dogpile you if you call it out. sickening.
>Jimmy is easily enraged by small blonde women acting slightly irritating.
>Somehow this is everyone elses fault and not Jimmy's for being an autistic moron.
I fricking hate (you).
keep simping for Hunter troony 2 you gay simp homosexual
>Call Jimmy a moron
>"you love someone you didn't even mention"
Coping season.
>Completely misses the point that this is mostly production's fault for fricking with a violent moron that they should've kicked off at the first warning sign.
You're either Goran or a dumb fricking troon. Either way, please consider suicide moron.
>GOD WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME, IT WAS EVE'S FAULT, THIS IS SO UNFAIR
You're crying about the fall of mankind, get over it
Go reread 1st Timothy.
11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
Man's sin was listening to a woman
Which is why women got the worst of it
>waaaaaa i'm always the victim because muh autism
woman behavior
So you think Jimmy's reactions are normal?
Yes.
>teehee we get to mess with you endlessly without repercussion because we have holes teehee
I've seen countless webms of a guy slapping a hole back after she slaps him only to have a horde of pathetic beta men swarm and protect their precious hole.
Even though women are weaker and can't fight back?
>start fight
>too weak to handle the fight you started
????? Explain the normalhomosexual brain you have. Why does it defend females like this?
How is it picking a fight? The whole show is about getting people mad. Your not supposed to hit people. How is civilisation supposed to function if your going around hitting people over every little thing?
you don't understand tho. jimmy is ugly so he is mad, and when he sees pretty women he gets mad.
Stop picking fights with people bigger than you. It's common sense.
>women are weaker
Stupider, too. It's almost like they shouldn't be given equal agency in society or something.
Their not given equal standing even to thos day. Hitting a woman is like hitting a child.
They're given equal (actually, superior) rights, you moronic homosexual.
Nah not really. They get lesser sentences for crimes usually and its because they can't understand their actions as well as regular men.
Spare not the rod
He could very easily got his point across without throwing the mallet and screaming like a hysterical teenager.
Not only is it normal, he didn't go hard enough.
Agreed, if it was a guy breaking a girls shit and bullying her for days and she snapped and shoved him the whiteknights would he saying slayyy and shit and she would be on the show
Its already established that half the people watching are simps who fall in love with any ugly women brought it
But Brit is so beautiful like almost a 10 really...
How many warnings can you give a tard before he throws a mallet at a small girl's head?
Pffft. Yeah Jimmy is a decent person! He's only been arrested for domestic violence and shown multiple times on livestream that he is 100% willing to attack people half his size in blind tard rage. Apologize to Jimmy! That b***h called him weird!
Jimmy was left no choice but to respond that way. All you trannies blaming the victim make me sick
you're weird
You write like a b***h
Let me feed you some more (You)'s mondoBlack person. I know you're starving and those investments are in the negative.
>quote autistic b***h
>sound autistic
yeah, you're weird
gonna throw a mallet at me?
Jimmy thinks he's the victim in every interaction he's had in the tank. he acts like an attention whoring female. cope.
>He's only been arrested for domestic violence
that's just another lie from pathetic discord trannies
its almost like he went on a gameshow where the whole point is to frick with people, jimmy was the biggest MDE fangirl besides brian he knew what he was getting into. He was just too weak to handle it KWAB
incels don’t understand this, it’s fricking fishtank, he couldn’t handle a BABY TOY being broken. he’s a fricking dumbass that got multiple chances.
>imply production may be at fault for something
>get instantly flooded with mondocord replies
Yes Jim, the prostitute was aggressive, not the one throwing the mallet at her head
the only people that think jimmy is fully culpable in what happened are either idiots or mde shills (i.e. mondomegatrannies).
Jet brought on someone he knew was unstable to both exploit and abuse him for entertainment and profit, up to the very point that jimmy entered into a traumatic episode and committed a violent act.
Yes, its jimmy's fault, but Jet unironically encouraged a darwainistic event.
If season 3 ever happens, he needs to learn to either vet for mental stability or to back off before behaviors start to manifest.
Making fun of morons while also helping them is not exploitation, it's a good thing, people like Jimmy and Fatty are hopeless, but them having a lolcow platform where both they and their stalkers get reeled in is the best outcome for failures like them
Women are allowed to frick with your shit, ruin your life, and get you into fights. With no consequences. Welcome to the feminized world.
the solution? check out from society.
Lotta trannies seething at your post, but you're in the right lad.
There goes your hero
I've been a fan of Fish Tank since December 30, 2023, and Abby did nothing wrong. Frick Jimmy.
moron fish not realizing they could just keep switching off ringing the bell until one of them beats dumgay and he'd be stuck without any allies to get him out
SimpJ
Season stats so far with comparison to S1
Update it moron.
Very autistic, thank you.
needs freeloader events for s1. also for freeloader entry and exit it would be cool to color code them to see that info faster.
Propaganda
Shit stats. Bunch of events missing. You're a loser even in your autism ffs
add freeloaders to season 1 you biased retahd
You see here, child, you don't understand the game. However, I do so much that I will be removed from the show later this evening.
Excuse me, my employers are calling.
DONT WATCH, 70% OF THE POSTS ITT ARENT ORGANIC, THIS HAS BEEN PROVEN
Mondo megatrannies antagonizing the viewers to push narratives to save their investment, which drives them away, is something the wiggers will never be able to control.
Sam is in the right to hate his fans.
All the Trish v Kanye arguments are fake. If you got a season pass you paid for that and Brian fake having sex in the bathroom. Haha imagine paying.
I am new here and seen some clips on X of fishtank, just wanted to stop by and say BRITNEY WON
thanks for the blogpost Ranjeet
CHUDS ARE SO EASY TO BAIT
ywnbaw
Poor Mormons who tried to help Jimmy. They probably tried to show him kindness and love and thought it was them raping and abusing him. Sad I bet they still pray for him because they care about his wellbeing.
Poor Mormons always getting the short end of the stick. I think having 5 wives is pretty cool honestly.
jimmy is such a mental midget, baka why couldnt he keep it together? at least until frank came in
Jimmy would have committed a live murder if Frank even touched him.
BPD prostitutes cause more mental damage than anything he could do
frank was gonna team up with him and egg him on to do shit, we were robbed of even more kino
>me just off camera
>all fours with a dog collar on
Post more Princess Letty
ABIGAIL HASSLE
>I'm an MDE fan, but I'm cool, I'm not racist or sexist one bit
>Sam Hyde? The racist, sexist comedian? He's hilarious. That bit about beating women? Hilarious
>It's behind 14 walls of irony so it's cool bro, he's a sophisticated comedian who really knows how to push the envelope
>That time he said the N word on command when Tai asked him too? That was a joke
Sly!
What did sex kitten Taylor mean by this?
Production left the beef challenges list lying around and the fish found it.
>Reminder this SEXOOOOOOOO won
>Jimmycels can do nothing but seethe
What if the phone was Jimmy's horcrux?
Now I'll never get to know who has the biggest/smallest penis, it's so over
What was on that piece of paper?
I've been a fan of the Dallas Cowboys since December 30, 2023, and I have lost $500. Frick the Dallas Cowboys.
AUTISMTANK
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wtf hoarderman took a 50k loan because jimmy told him he was going to win this.
Still no Abigail of Alabama socials yet?
She's from Florida. Jimmy couldn't even get her state right, kek
>cast 9 fans of MDE/fishtank
>they have prior knowledge of how the show works and they all watched season 1
>half of them end up self destructing and getting kicked or leave on their own anyway
> FT Season 2 winner is...
>...the person who had the last mental break!
> No contestants were actually eliminated from this season, only forcibly removed
> See you next year!
are you forgetting that brian was eliminated
It's hard to remember him.
Brian was an actor and was never intended to be part of the show.
Brian quit.
The tears are delicious.
Ywnbaw
Good, how else would I keep throat fricking your mom every night?
Hey Jey
Your dad fricked your crush and made her kill herself
ywnbaw
you will never have sex with a woman
you will never have sex
Britty won
Jimmy lost
Trump lost
Trans women are women
Black lives matter
calm down incel we all have done this tactic before try harder
B1 brit reading jimmy;s schizo manifesto
>brit has a bump on her head
Jimcels what is your response?
Good. He should have killed her. And then he should have killed Jet and Sam.
Hit her harder next time.
https://poal.me/mpc8zd
https://poal.me/mpc8zd
literally schizo drawings
>the energy that this holds is like... insane!
she's so cute!
Jimmy is going to end up killing himself or end up in prison
>end up in prison
100%
good ending: hoarderman's house collapses in on him
Let's be real, Brittney is a 5/10 troon looking girl.
shes ugly but shes based
>woman
>based
Pick one moron
Based on what?
judeo-christian principles
Her face is wonky but everything else is great, including mannerisms, goofy personality etc
She's cute
she's cute and she makes cute tinkle sounds in the bathroom, I would execute a million jimmys just to sniff her pubic hair
>Let's be real, Brittney is a 5/10 troon looking girl.
That is exactly why she's there, she's the "mid, simpable girl" that Sam advertised for
honestly impressively good casting if that was the objective
I want to see what her skull looks like. Her angles are insane
I feel bad for you guys that have brain rotted yourselves so much that you can't see women as anything other than men.
But we can, she is a very masculine ugly female and is an except so notable its worth pointing out, thats the point moron
If you find her hot youve never had sex, its that simple
Reminder this all happened because a Cinemaphile paypig freed Britney from the dog house
We run the tank
>I'm scared cuz of TJ
KEK Jimmy was so intimidated by people liking TJ more
post new Josies
she's a babe!
even the guy on twitter that was keeping track of josie sightings gave up
shit, my last hope, guess show's over
Accurate depiction. Bikini Josie will be glorious
>poor guy
ABBY WON.
>poor guy
kek she actually feels sorry for the moron
>Brittany: "I already knew that I'm autistic, I wouldn't just go around telling people that I'm autistic."
>Trish: "You're less autistic than some people here."
My waifu is autistic, oh no...
my autistic chudwife. i love her.
Bye Jet I have another show to go don't screw everything up more than it is
On this day in S1, Frank Hassle entered the Fishtank.
when am i gonna get chris lynch
I've gotten like 3 items in the last week. Sucks
that's unlucky
>It says "I love to frick dogs!"
huh
>all the good contestants are gone now
What's even the fricking point anymore? I don't give a shit about ugly e-girls.
Million dollar project by the way
Anons, do you know why Jimmy lost at chess?
When do we get Brit socials
WOAH ABBY
>he is 27
>maybe he will become part of that club
*giggles*
she won.
>Hi, I'm reformed comedian Sam Hyde
>Beating women? Bad.
>Racism? Bad.
>Making fun of poor people? Bad.
>Taking women across state lines? Bad.
>Making fun of the army? Bad.
>Making fun of disabled people? Bad.
Sad your internet dad won't bring your self insert back after being a danger to women (and not men)?
>a danger to women
listen to yourself
Yeah I bet Sam's really excited to go get that unhinged liability back on the show
Jimmy is gay and has aids. He wasn't funny, he was terminally cringe. It was impossible to watch him without secondhand embarrassment. And now it's over for him. He has nothing left. He peaked at 27, and it wasn't even good.
imagine being "27" and wanting to do looney tunes style comedy. then literally doing nothing funny
Sperging out is funny.
everyone enjoying the gay Black person show?
Tards mad that their sperg rage outs may have consequences.
LADS READ SLYS PINNED COMMENT IN CHAT
>duh Sam hates incels its so funny incels are his fans, unlike me of course I understand his jokes.
no sly i don't think i will, buy an ad
Sorry not him, just cant believe memes became reality. Holy shit man its insane how cucked nuMDE is.
>Sam says the "N-word"
>Sly Elliot: Ackshually Sam is using sophisticated comedian techniques to provoke and remind the audience of the costly effects of racism in the year 2024 also Jimmy is wrong
being a NU-MDE fan is having to do 5D Chess every waking minute spent on the site
I watched that guy for 5 minutes and had a sinking realization all the bait posts in this thread are genuine
I fricking hate that homosexual, once when there were no other streamers I had to watch him and he went on this long tangent on some athlethes and how they are poor with money talking over all discussion in the tank and missing key points.
sly mega homosexual half assing his stream with a holier than though additude. I feel bad for his black girlfriend.
I want nothing more than to see him humbled. The tts spam last night got him though and that was great.
what did it say
>brits the only content of the house now
Make her a fish Jet
DUMB Black person YOU BAKED IT WRONG
Reminder TJ is the only fish that's been targeted who is still in the tank and he will win
Someone have a current endorsement leaderboard?
Shinji have jumped up to 9523
jesus its bad in there if tj is the second most endorsed
Jimmy had ~5200 before he quit
>one of these morons is the winner of fishtank s2
what a disaster
Weeaboos are moronic, what else is new?
>Trisha has less endorsements now than when Cole was still around
KWAB
Thank you.
i wonder to whom would the endorsers of each fish majorily disperse towards if they were to be eliminated
kek based britt is just dabbing on jimmy’s grave now
hes probably malding so hard right now throwing the biggest opportunity of his life and ruining his entire image over some blonde zoomer girl and a toy phone what a proper moron
>But he said the gamer word
>you can't hit people unless they say Black person
WTF just happened? Camera fade?
Brit looks like she gives absurd head
who?
The girl who snapped Jimmy's neck
who???
>No Jimmy voice option
frick, image if we had jimmy. he probably wouldn't consent
frank will finish the job with the mallet
Are there any good shots of Josie's butt?
can i get a QRD on the secret israeli NYC tunnels
funny, here's the actual clip
stop posting this trash nobody likes this dumb prostitute
ginormous Jimmy W
Hasidic israelites made a tunnel from a synagogue to a women's bath house because they are degenerate, then the police shut it down and they rioted
They are claiming they were made to be able to travel during covid but tunnels were made 6 months ago... per reports.
Its literally just a he israeliteed she israeliteed situation until it fades into obscurity like Epstein.
If the genders were reversed this would be a non issue, this is sexism twitter pandering clown shit that MDEs entire schtick was going against, how did it end up so backwards here of all places?
Think its time to drop sam, ill still follow nick and charls projects but this is like a hasan piker show
BUT WHAT IF IT WAS REVERSED! damn jimmy fans really are reddit.
jimmy was reddit incarnate, logically his fans are also reddit. did you listen to his passive aggressive redditor demeanor during his date with brit? made me want to rip my skin off
Jimmy was content
anon did you seriously sit down one day to listen to what he had to say? he was only content when sperging out.
who else is remotely as interesting to watch?
i like shinji radio and he isn't infuriating to listen to. fact is, none of these fish except for jimmy made content, but 90% of the time he was extremely annoying and rehashing the same 3-4 exaggerated stories and history facts he misunderstood from reddit
No why would I actually watch this instead of just hating women and shitposting
Sam is mad that he can't grift his edgelord fanbase to the extent of Big Brother, that's all this is
Jimmycels and Mondomegatards performing Olympic-level mental gymnastics. Going for a world record?
What of jimmy was black though and the girl was chinese
Regardless of the current situation, we can all agree brit looks fricking awful with her hair like this?
nah I kinda like it. She was never anything to write home about it the first place. Twin tails is cute. youthful.
makes her look cute and nonthreatening
maybe she is playing chess
>show dead
>ftl overrun by reddit+twitter
what now?
Invade the Mondo megabit Discord and screenshot their cringe about Cinemaphileners being misogynist sexists.
Thread is already a feedback loop between normal viewers and their gay ass raid, might as well grow the loop to two different platforms.
We leave them to their poor investment because this season is beyond saving and condoning it and watching will only make them ruin s3 with the same shit, leave now and have a say
it's time to close these threads as well. is now moralgayging redditors/simps/investors doing damage control central. it was great shitposting with you while there was some form of a fun show
Keep them up, I love Jimmycel coping.
It fuels me.
I know, troony. look the girl did the thing! she giggled at another tts. send another!
Un-ironic troony delusion.
You’re a cuckold in the realm of power.
Your show and your investment is racing toward zero, your biology predisposes you to illusion as a form of coping mechanism. It is the religious drive, the will to non-world, that pushes you toward a delusion of thought. In the end, the price of maintaining your delusion is massive substance abuse. Your investment is soon to be rugpulled. Your life soon to be wasted away and washed up.
See you in 10 minutes
Agree, lets hope us leaving makes sam take s3 more seriously, ill see you there buddy
trish isnt that big of a girl but sitting next to skeletor she looks like a hambeast
Reminder: Trish is the best female fish this season and Abby is the best freeloader.
"Best female fish" as if that's saying something lol. They've all sucked, except for Summer.
Summer couldn’t even make it 5 days fricking kek
>I'm scared because of TJ
Jim knew TJ was big dog
kek i was wondering what was that about, probably doghouse stuff
He said they should be scared.
And they were.
>TJ is the real boss homie of the season
he was seething all morning about the ttses telling him that TJ was more popular. that plus the shit with Brittany turning him down that morning made him a huge ticking timebomb
>Jim knew TJ was
scripted to win because he is coddled and forced into the spotlight
Anon Jimmy has been coddled day one by the entire cast and production.
Let's not forget:
>Jimmy don't say you know it's Tayleigh or you will be kicked, understand?
>It's Tayleigh, Brian
>*hand waved and forgotten*
>Jimmy, don't do harm to the female contestants, okay?
>Continually does harm, not kicked.
>Whoever says "Production told me" gets kicked
>Production told me to...
>*hand wave*
>everyone treating him with kid gloves
>making him center of attention
There has never been a coddled fish in fishtank history than Jimmy.
This, Jimmy's grip on production was harder than Jon or Letty's ever were. He was basically running the house and he knew that, it was getting to his head and he thought he was untouchable until he fricked around and found out
Jimmy thinking the president could decide who to eliminate was peak schizo behavior
How long until Jimmy’s next mugshot drops?
GET ON LEGITIMATE THREAD
have you tried sucking on the barrel of a shotgun
Has Jimmy posted anything online yet or is he arrested?
I thought about it some more and a Shinji vs TJ finale and Shinji victory really does seem to be the best outcome with the shit season we have right now
BRITNEY = BETTER BETTY
yeah, betty showed her breasts and then cried
britney got jimmy ejected and laughed
Betty was kino chaos, Brit was like a heat-seeking missile
What do you think of Betty's current antics?
betty waxes her smelly pussy though
is b3 down for anyone else?
Well just got on and heard the news. Shits sad, but it was a fun few days.
I'll check out the first few days of s3 if they actually make it through this disaster.
Glad I don't have to come to this shitty board anymore
mondoBlack folk, thoughts?
>gay dude's family in Massachusetts
bicflame and sam?
>Jimmy was unfairly booted because of tactical e-girls
Why can't we just kill women?
peak hell house
>Jet brings a dog upstairs
>Tayleigh and Britanny bite their lips
>Bex instantly comes upstairs looking enticed
>Trish and Josie look at each other rolling their eyes
I'm loving all the pseudo Jimmy's coming out of the woodwork connecting his spergout to the fall of Western civilization
>doesnt confront tai and dumb gay after finding out they took his stuff
kek what a b***h
This. He didn’t confront a male properly the entire time. If he did maybe some would have sympathy. He can only attack women skinny blonde women kek
good morning i'm so proud of my wife abby
10 million poopies or a chance to bop the boopies? Choose wise
Somebody needs to put Jet Neptune over Rogan's face
Is this collection of grifters what lost young males unironically worship?
>grabs her sleeve
>she wrenches away and falls
>throws the mallet at the wall behind her
What a pussy. Everyone was saying he was an incel that assaulted a woman but it turns out he didn't do shit. Frick Reddit Jimmy get a real violent incel on the show
You can see the precise moment in which she never swings at him and he quickly concocts a made up story to try and cover his b***h ass
you know this effect that you get whenever you look at slow-mo clips of soccer and you're wondering why they're falling like little b***hes? sometimes you need to watch things at normal speed just to understand the kinetics of it all
this moron is so fricking lucky he didn't let go of that mallet a fraction of a second later than he did, behaving this way over a woman is pathetic enough as it is but jimmy is certified going to go straight back to prison if he ever interacts with a woman again (or another 29)
him grabbing her sleeve is showing he was trying to grab her arm and swing the mallet at her, but she fell, so he threw it at her instead
josie wosie
erm i love josie
>IM SUCH A MDE FAN! I LOVE RACISM EDGE AND MISOGYNY! LUV FISHTANK!!!
>*sees mde and fishtank once*
>uh guys...i'm all for edgy humor but...
I hate Twitter homosexuals and nu-mde "fans" so god damn much.
Moralgayging on behalf of circus clowns brought in to entertain instead of cheering it on. Imagine writing reddit-tier whiteknight posts crying about some scum incel pushing some scum roastoid instead of enjoying the show and cheering for more
been on Cinemaphile since 2012 and been around since wp1
jimmy is an active danger to those around him and a lowlife who should never have got as many chance as he did
i'm also sending abby a plushie as soon as possible
frick your le secret edgy incel fight club
BRING HIM IN
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Frick off Miles, you're unfunny and would just yap about yourself like Jimmy but without the content
Miles is unhinged, happy-go-lucky and knows how to barely evade trouble every single time, he's kino waiting to happen
REMINDER: JIMMY TOLD A STORY WHERE HE SAID HE WAS ACCUSED OF ABUSING A CHILD.
the child tried to touch his toy phone it was 100% justified
please >88 anon where
Well yeah you can't frick with Jimmy's toys, if you're a child and messing with a 24 year old Jimmy's toys then obviously things can be justified
i am asking you once again anon where
Remember when Jimmy sobbed like a b***h after his confrontation with Taylor? Fricking kek!
>SMASH IT
>SMASH IT
>SMASH IT
>SMASH IT
>SMASH IT
genuinely kino
The $25 purchase that changed history
the nog trying to start shit with /ourgirls/
he thinks they stole his pants
This was top tier coddling. They couldn’t fricking cover for his moronic ass anymore.
>ywn have Ben race up the stairs to protect you
God damn, he is going to be a good dad if he ever gets to be.
They started running at the same time, and fatass jet was already a quarter mile behind.
Vance cared more about protecting the camera lol
Sam probably cared more about him protecting the camera, too.
He valued being helpful rather than running in there with a camera like it's a goddam Jerry Springer show, Vance showed he's a solid dude
REFUND STATUS?
did sam tell her to stop planking or did she just get tired of it?
Planking was for a challenge
This absolute cringelord
don't they let you brush your teeth in Utah
probably all the smoking
>We will never get to experience Jimmy again
>Tank is gay and dead and the only people left are reddit gays
>Jimmy may resurface in other avenues but it will never be the same
>this is was a once in a lifetime experience and it is over now
All good things end, be happy it happened.
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if sam doesnt play this over the loudspeakers at some point during the ending he's missing kino potential
Got chills from this post. I will never forget you Jimmy. Thanks for all the good times.
Why are you posting Tai's bed?
>face of reddit (jimmy) leaves
>"oh b-but only reddit gays are here now!!!!"
she just called herself moronic
>he bought the $200 season pass
I’m having a good time laughing at you autistic freaks for defending a redditor woman beater. Keep seething, the madder you get the funnier it is for me. Brittany won.
>woman beater
>Brittany
simp
You seem to be getting pretty heated there champ
Wanna talk about it
You tell them sister!!
Simps never get laid just remember that
you yourself are an incel if you simp
If Ben has million number of fans i am one of them . if Ben has ten fans i am one of them. if Ben have only one fan and that is me . if Ben has no fans, that means i am dead . if the world is against Ben, i am against the world. i love Ben till my last breath
How old do you all think Brittany is?
There's no way she's older than 20
She's at minimum 21, Ben gave her alcohol first night
this girl keeps talking shit
im legit concerned jimmy will hunt her down after she is out
>whistling
Oh god I thought Jimmy was back
reminder:
>49% of this thread is astroturfing kiwitroons
>49% of this thread is astroturfing mondowiggers
>you and i are the only 2 real people ITT
i'm me?
so it seems
BEN WOULD GIVE HIS LIFE FOR BRITT
TJ's been up since 8am and all this lil homie did was eat breakfast. There is no time for naps
He has been non stop content. You can't be on 24/7. He will give a romance arc with Brit. She is obviously into him and now that he has shed his old skin and become a more assertive and confident man Brit will be sopping wet for him and probably take him in the shower with her.
THREAD
we'll leave when this one is done gay just wait 3 minutes
abby's hair today is cute CUTE!!!!!!!!!!
Last night was the finale.
>Jimmy almost kills a young lady
>It literally takes Smoketeam6 and Vance to go take control of the situation while Jet hides behind everyone and waddles over to the stairs
Sam's gonna see that video, right? There's no fricking way Jet keeps his job if Sam sees that, right?
He's the idea guy,. Vance and Ben are the hired muscle.
If you're in charge then you lead
I'm not suggesting Jet should take the roll of a bouncer or tard wrangler, but that video shows the instinctual reaction of the staff in the house
Jet's not a leader, he's a fat scarred moron
Sam came very close to losing everything he worked for in the past 20 years because of it. Yes he’s pissed
That was beyond pathetic on Jet’s part
Do it Jimmy! Bash her brains in!
ITT: Troons, furries, footgays, jobless weirdos, broke homosexuals, zoomers. Imagine still watching after King Jimbo is gone. gays. have a nice day (you too prod.)
Hope the tank gets Israeli Doxzxed
why does it take this lil nibba three days to put peanut butter on some toilet rolls
N1: in the cell
N2: furniture moving (fight recovery)
N3: Jimmy fight (fight recovery)
My homie TJ needs time
Ben hates the frick out of Jimmy, kept reminding him how he lied about how the attack went down
Yeah, you could tell he was legit pissed off how everything went down.
i was so glad he was actually confronting him
if Jet wasn't such a pussy we could've had more kino with a final confrontation as Ben kept calling out Jimmy
I have to say Ben has really pulled his weight this season, he has to be the one to kick the contestants, made some memorable clips, cute, has lead group, leads bits often, has been bartender, films, plus all the behind the scenes
Im a major Bengay, Bencel, Benboy
He should take over the show
Ben failed last night he was designated tard wrangler and was a few inches away from getting some girls head smashed in.
Everyone makes mistakes, he was racing up the stairs and passed Vance who was in front of him so I feel like he tried when it mattered.
he went down to watch the clip and his first words were "you are out". then jimmy tries to double down and that's what pisses him off. I think this is where he fricked up the most, both with the crew and the audience: trying to claim he was the victim even though he is 100% aware he was recorded.
Ben is by far the most valuable member of production.
In Kazakhstan, Jimmy is national hero
>the gay Black person warned you but you didn't want to hear it
RIP fishtank
It's not just that he threw the hammer, but also the fact thathe barricaded the room after
gay ops. very obvious he flipped the bed to get to the phone and was already leaving by the time other people made it to the room
>this shitty, obviously wrong, and highly transparent gay op is actually working on some people
kek this audience is so dumb
He wasn't trying to barricade the room, he threw the bed out of the way to get to his phone. Jimmy is obviously troubled but the fishtank crew heavily mismanaged the entire situation. Jimmy was milked for content all day long and they decided to keep fricking with him into the early hours of the morning, and ignored Sam's instructions to keep someone watching him. This was 100% avoidable.
stop sincere posting to gay ops you moron