>without sounding mad
What do zoomies have against sounding mad? Baldwin is literally seething in that scene and no one is calling him out on it. Are you zoomy homosexuals getting bullied about getting mad? lol
> WHAT'S THAT SON? "COPY THESE FORCLOSURES"? > NO. COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS! > HUH? THE COFFEE IS FOUR LEAF CLOVERS? SOUNDS TASTY! > NO! COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS! > OH! OK. THANKS!
Oh, you didn't get the memo? I am a closer. I closed your mom's bedroom door last night after I fricked her rotten. I'm just getting a quick cup to wash her rancid pussy stink out of my mouth.
>i'm sorry mr baldwin please don't shoot me
Break the jug on his face cutting and scalding him and say.
I'll close your fricking casket if you dare talk to me like that ever the frick again.
First part was lame, the second part was great. Take out "the frick" and it sounds sharper.
You sound mad
I would be. I reject the premise of the question. Anger is the appropriate emotional response when a c**t is being a c**t
The second frick sounds like a middle schooler wrote it
simply epic
wait, I can improve this
>Break the jug on his face cutting and scalding him and say.
>homosexual
It doesn't matter what you say he will just yell at you because he thinks he is smart.
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
I drink my coffee.
What's Baldwin gonna do? Shoot me?
I am a closer. the only closer in this office including you, you pencil dick two timing yellow bellied trout sniffer.
slurp my coffee as loudly as possible
>*slurp*
Drink it. What's he gonna do, shoot me?
Dont put the coffee down
Cheers to that! *sips*
This. I'd just start drinking my coffee. The frick is this loser yelling for anyways.
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
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Lee Marvin's voice is 30 years older than he is
Continue pouring the coffee without hesitation, then take a gulp. Go 'ahhhhh" to try to play off the pain if it burns my tongue.
Isn't the normalization of coffee drinking a ploy to give stimulants to employees to make them perform better?
How is it a "ploy"? I'm pretty sure everyone knows coffee is a stimulant and that's the main reason people drink it
If you had a job you would drink coffee at work
Never. Started the shift with a cold glass of water then kept a bottle of powerade handy.
pour the coffee on the floor and say 'this is for my homie hylana hutchins'
Teleport behind him and say "it's personnel kid" and hit him in the back of the head with the coffee carafe
>without sounding mad
What do zoomies have against sounding mad? Baldwin is literally seething in that scene and no one is calling him out on it. Are you zoomy homosexuals getting bullied about getting mad? lol
You've clearly never been called out for eating too much shrimp
Smirk and keep drinking. Anything that itchy trigger fingered paddy says is him being mad.
> WHAT'S THAT SON? "COPY THESE FORCLOSURES"?
> NO. COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS!
> HUH? THE COFFEE IS FOUR LEAF CLOVERS? SOUNDS TASTY!
> NO! COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS!
> OH! OK. THANKS!
then go sit down with my cup of coffee
>drop pot on floor
>drink my coffee
i dont drink coffee
What year did this movie take place in? I'd probably just walk out and get a better job by the end of the week.
put down that Denny's Grand-slam! That's for murderers and their victims families only.
I pull out my revolver and "accidentally" shot him
Oh, you didn't get the memo? I am a closer. I closed your mom's bedroom door last night after I fricked her rotten. I'm just getting a quick cup to wash her rancid pussy stink out of my mouth.
Frickin lame