>PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN.

>PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN. COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS ONLY.

How do you respond without sounding mad?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i'm sorry mr baldwin please don't shoot me

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Break the jug on his face cutting and scalding him and say.

    I'll close your fricking casket if you dare talk to me like that ever the frick again.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      First part was lame, the second part was great. Take out "the frick" and it sounds sharper.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound mad

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would be. I reject the premise of the question. Anger is the appropriate emotional response when a c**t is being a c**t

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The second frick sounds like a middle schooler wrote it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      simply epic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait, I can improve this

      >Break the jug on his face cutting and scalding him and say.

      >homosexual

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't matter what you say he will just yell at you because he thinks he is smart.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you respond without sounding mad?

    I drink my coffee.

    What's Baldwin gonna do? Shoot me?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am a closer. the only closer in this office including you, you pencil dick two timing yellow bellied trout sniffer.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    slurp my coffee as loudly as possible

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*slurp*

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drink it. What's he gonna do, shoot me?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dont put the coffee down

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheers to that! *sips*

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I'd just start drinking my coffee. The frick is this loser yelling for anyways.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you respond without sounding mad?

    ?t=120

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lee Marvin's voice is 30 years older than he is

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Continue pouring the coffee without hesitation, then take a gulp. Go 'ahhhhh" to try to play off the pain if it burns my tongue.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the normalization of coffee drinking a ploy to give stimulants to employees to make them perform better?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is it a "ploy"? I'm pretty sure everyone knows coffee is a stimulant and that's the main reason people drink it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you had a job you would drink coffee at work

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never. Started the shift with a cold glass of water then kept a bottle of powerade handy.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    pour the coffee on the floor and say 'this is for my homie hylana hutchins'

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Teleport behind him and say "it's personnel kid" and hit him in the back of the head with the coffee carafe

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >without sounding mad
    What do zoomies have against sounding mad? Baldwin is literally seething in that scene and no one is calling him out on it. Are you zoomy homosexuals getting bullied about getting mad? lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You've clearly never been called out for eating too much shrimp

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smirk and keep drinking. Anything that itchy trigger fingered paddy says is him being mad.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    > WHAT'S THAT SON? "COPY THESE FORCLOSURES"?
    > NO. COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS!
    > HUH? THE COFFEE IS FOUR LEAF CLOVERS? SOUNDS TASTY!
    > NO! COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS!
    > OH! OK. THANKS!

    then go sit down with my cup of coffee

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drop pot on floor
    >drink my coffee

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont drink coffee

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What year did this movie take place in? I'd probably just walk out and get a better job by the end of the week.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    put down that Denny's Grand-slam! That's for murderers and their victims families only.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pull out my revolver and "accidentally" shot him

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, you didn't get the memo? I am a closer. I closed your mom's bedroom door last night after I fricked her rotten. I'm just getting a quick cup to wash her rancid pussy stink out of my mouth.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frickin lame

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