Put your hand on that wall, trooper.

Put your hand on that wall, trooper.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The janitor cannot make his hot pocket

    If you disable his hand

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just sayin I wouldn’t have fallen for that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >implying you have the guts to stand up to a man like zim

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dude, don't do it
        >what? that's fricking zim, he's a puss, I can take him
        >dude, no, I heard they used to call him...the kurgan
        >sounds homosexual, watch this shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >heeeeere we are
          >born to be kings

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >WE'RE THE PRINCES OF THE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNIVEEEEEEEEEEERRRSE
            >HEEEEEEERE WE BELONG
            *boom boom*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He can literally break your arm or do anything he wants to you at his whim. Go ahead and refuse and you'll get some severe physical punishment. That's what you signed up for.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He'll just get you whipped for disobedience if you refuse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he didn't fall for it either

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The jannie cannot clean it up IF you disable his hand!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the troony cannot groom IF you disable his hand

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the troony cannot groom IF you disable his hand

        im stealing this combo

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anon does the dying
    asiaticmoot just does the flying

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a trooper

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always crack up at the end when he just casually yells
    > "Medic!"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so why did he give that dude a permanent disability

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        in their world that wound was fixed in probably a week or so using their advanced medical technology

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This, plus they make robot limbs all the time. I always wondered why they keep taking them off though. The teacher doesn't have a robot arm in the classroom and the recruiter has a robot hand, but no legs.
          Maybe they are expensive to produce or run, so they only issue them when necessary. That could easily by solved by medical insurance however, and everyone looks pretty healthy so I'm sure they have good healthcare.
          The only other possibility I can think of is that they are painful or uncomfortable to wear, so people would take them off whenever they get the chance.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe they wear their wounds with pride, a symbol of sacrifice for citizenship.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >mobile infantry made me the man I am today

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            In the book they intentionally put the most fricked up looking veterans on recruitment duty to scare away cowards.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Did you watch the movie? Ace is back to using his hand in no time. Same as when Rico gets a huge spike through his leg. They have quick heal technology.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buenos Aires was an inside job

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm from Buenos Aires and I say sneed 'em all!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        IM DOING MY BART

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