>puts on glasses, rumples hair and slouches like he's got fricking Bertolotti's Syndrome

>puts on glasses, rumples hair and slouches like he's got fricking Bertolotti's Syndrome
>suddenly turns into a troglodyte

What superpower is that?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Power of posture. Sit up straight anon.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Look up placement of the tongue on the roof of the mouth and how it affects the perception of people, it's a super power we all have called humans are not as perceptive as one thinks and it's easy to trick them.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i do it when im browsing Cinemaphile

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I look like Clark when I'm outside and like Superman when I'm on Cinemaphile thoughbeit.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My dude his power source gives everyone else cancer, I dint even question his powers anymore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >power source
      Kryptonite is his weakness moron. It's an irradiated rock, guess what radioactive rocks do in our reality anon?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The sun can give people cancer.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          fricking everything can give people cancer
          im getting cancer from this thread

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >fricking everything can give people cancer
            You can literally do nothing and get cancer.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Like half of what people think will give them cancer, probably won't, whereas half of what they do daily will give them cancer without knowing it
              People think you are likely to get cancer from doodling on yourself with a marker or standing around in the sun in a responsible manner without getting burned, but not from eating what is essentially industrial waste marketed as food or using crappy cosmetics that get pushed onto ya by influencers

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                sunscreen is pretty bad for you and as a general rule you should not be using it unless for some reason you just cannot avoid being out in the sun for large amount of times with no protection
                otherwise you should not be using it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Aussies already cured c**t cancer. We nearly have a vaccine for skin cancer now.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >vaxx
            Guess how well that will fly with a certain political demographic.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >aussies
            >vaccines
            so... you guys gonna gather all the kids in a big room without their parents knowladge again for a big ol jabby stabby party

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off, moron.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Skilled theatrical presentation.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Human psychology is really fricking weird
    Hugh Jackman dressed up as Wolverine at a convention and nobody knew it was actually him
    Personally, if I saw someone I recognized out of the open, far from where I'd normally would see them I wouldn't immediately determine it'd be them unless I hear their voice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most of ancient warfare worked on a similar plane of perceiving other people as superior. Most battles were determined on who looked bigger and made the enemy army pussy out and run away, where most of the killing actually occurred.

      Swiss pikeman were so well trained that they would just march their happy asses pike first into the enemy formation without hesitating of flinching and it freaked people the frick out so they broke lines and won battles just be posture and not showing any hesitation.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This. Reminds me of when Alexander the Great escaped an ambush by ordering all his men to start sparring immediately. His enemies saw all his troops training and were scared off by their discipline and shouting. Ancient warfare was nuts, you could get away with anything.

        Aussies already cured c**t cancer. We nearly have a vaccine for skin cancer now.

        >Vaccine for skin cancer
        Is this true?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. It's in the works but has to be tailor made for the individual. I saw it on the news a few weeks ago so I'm fuzzy on the details.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's fair that people who don't know Superman don't recognize Superman, but all his friends definitely should barring him immediately going out of his way to confuse the situation with Superman robots. Like if on day one he fakes an accident to have Superman save him and it's a Super robot. Like there's going to a con and thinking "that Wolverine cosplayer looks just like Hugh Jackman" and Hugh Jackman's ExWife going to a con and thinking the same.
      However Lex 100% should be the exception, I love the idea of him being too narcissistic to accept the idea of Superman just being a humble nerd.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        All Star Superman kinda had Lex that way where he comments on how Clark could develop a physique to rival Superman. I think a funny head canon would be if all of Clark's friends just play dumb to cover for him whenever he needs a chance to change into costume.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Actors probably look a lot different under standard lighting condition.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I could buy the random people on the streets and villains and shit not being able to tell clark kent is superman, but not someone whom both his personas are in regular contact with, like lois lane.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's just self absorbed.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bad posture for a 9-5 for 5 days for forty years

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like he has down's syndrome either way-

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