>puts raw fish on rice

>puts raw fish on rice

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Banned from Cinemaphile for shitposting again eh, homosexual?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sushi is for women and leftists. Literary reddit food

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sushi is for rich people like Patrick Bateman.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's Pizza then?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        A white man's essential

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      riterary leddit foodaru

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bacon is reddit food.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe ten years ago

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can frick off wherever you crawled out of, sushi is tasty and healthy.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      gale was right

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why did you start cutting out the end of the scene where he gets up and beats both their asses, throws them out, and the whole restaurant claps?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this legal in America? I mean the insults

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they give you sauce
      >you're not supposed to use it
      Any flicks/kinos for this feel?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alien Covenant

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        they give it to you so they filter you and understand your a homosexual.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw I can’t stand sushi without the wasabi + onions sauce
        >but with it I fricking love it
        So, I’m a pleb; sue me!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spent 10 years to learn how to make eggs
      what the frick

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sushi is meme food. Sushi as we know it wasn't thing until recently. You can't have raw fish Sushi without proper cold storage chain. This happened in Japan in 70s. After that they started to promote this food to draw tourist and it became hip food locally.
        It's basically performance art more then food. Meme

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy cringe

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >As the first American TV series to have a non-binary character (Taylor Mason),[8][9] it has been nominated multiple times for the GLAAD Media Award for Outstanding Drama Series for its representation of the LGBTQ community.
      OOf

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      >eats sushi with his bare hands
      >proceeds to lecture other random people on the right way to sushi

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the heat of the hand cooks the raw fish

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are supposed to do that THHHHHOOOOOUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHbeit

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why did they give him that

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eating sushi with your hands is the traditional way to eat sushi. Chopsticks are only used when picking sushi from a community plate.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO USE THE SAUCE

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they give you sauce
        >you're not supposed to use it
        Any flicks/kinos for this feel?

        You tilt the nigiri and only shortly dip the fish into the sauce, not the whole sushi or the rice.
        Also what the guy in the scene said was aimed at the ginger, not the sushi. There is simply no reason whatsoever to dip the ginger into the onions sauce.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >onions sauce.
          lol this dumbass doesn't even know the correct sauce served with sushi

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The loop made it seem like he was going to throw his sushi at the guy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if this guy is supposed to be based on those losers who go to japan because they are absolute failures in their home country and bully other gaijin after assimilating themselves for like only 7 months

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Imagine unironically caring how other people eat food in a public place

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don’t get it mate. That’s ok but it’s important you understand.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hope I never "get" the appeal of shoving a stick up my ass and LARPing as some kind of elitist weeb.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok so you really don't get it and are now lashing out a little in anger. Which is also fine.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was better than the sequel. Jiro Nightmares of Ass Rape.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like he is just charging that much to punish pretentious sushi eaters

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have smashed that homosexuals teeth in for talking shit to me during an important business call

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      For

      Jiro is fine

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was it ever explained why Jiro hates white people so much?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Directed by Shamu Laimi

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you met one?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jiro nightmares of assrape

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you will never get paid to eat sushi in morning.
    WHY EVEN LIVE

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek, love this meme, we gladly accept it here on Cinemaphile, frick the Cinemaphile mods

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >japs dont even fricking eat sushi
    >only white morons
    really mkes you think

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do those buttholes even eat?

      >dohohoho actuarry we do not eat (ramen/sushi/bento/whatever is popular) in japan ror... onry white peopre eat such thing...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hamburger

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        sandwiches from 7/11

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not the fried nuggies in the heated drawer, or the sausage on a stick with the dual mustard/ketchup packet
          Baka tbh senpai

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I said 7/11 not familymart homie, obviously if that's what's up I'm getting the famichiki

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I wonder if you took a random highly reviewed regular sushi place and compared it to Jiro's sushi and had one of these snobs determine which sushi roll was from where if they could even tell.
    It's like when they tested wine snobs and they ended up saying the $8 bottles were amazing and expensive and the $600 bottles were garbage.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what do you expect homosexual there is like outlier in all those people the like sushi that can tell.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        sushi is fish slapped on rice. less artistry than a sandwich.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      very few people could actually taste the difference between sushi grade tuna and supposedly inedible false albacore but the color of the flesh gives it away

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can absolutely taste the freshness of tuna/salmon and the cleanliness of the water they were caught in. Squid and crab don't matter as much, though. BBQ eel is my personal favorite, and you probably couldn't tell with that.
        (I'm not a sushi buff, I'm a fisherman)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fish is gross and contains increasing levels of toxins every year. Fried chicken, egg, or just vegetable sushi is the best, and I can't wait for seafood gays to drop dead from brainrot as a result of the organic mercury

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Real issue with Japan will be parasites. They undercook their pork. Eat raw fish. And are smelly and unclean vs West. Sooner or later parasites thing will blow up and it comes out everyone is full of them.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not exactly, however Japan does have a higher than average stomach cancer rate despite also having a higher than average life span.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Germans eat ground raw pork (Mett) and don't have problems with parasites.
            The law book regarding the handling of raw pork is bigger than the entire law book collection of the USA.
            It all comes down to law and regulation what is possible and what is not.
            In the US I wouldn't even want to come closer than 50 meters to raw pork.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              US pork bad
              German pork good
              US beef good
              German beef bad

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quality of food is directly tied to quality of fish. You can have perfectly fine looking fish from outside but taste is off. Even Jiro will have wide swings in quality. Key is to convince eater. Its all part of plan

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They’re seriously about to throw hands over how to eat sushi. o.o

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    is there an entire movie or TV show that is exactly like this??

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i imagine succession is like that

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's turkey sashimi season again

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is basically the Japanese equivalent of a meme chef like Guy Fieri or Gordon Ramsay right?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's kind of like 90s Gordon Ramsay when Boiling Point came out

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is more skilled?
      a factory worker that toils thousands of sushis each day? or a pretentious fraud that puts his underlings to make the sushi anyway??

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      no way thats actually real but it is funny lol

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You've never had gas station sushi?
        I eat gas station sushi all the fricking time. It's not a joke dude, it's a real thing.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      basierend

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jiro nightmares of assrape

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >wants to beat the shit out of the loudmouth
    >"LOL DON'T IT'S THAT BILLIONAIRE"
    >"I-I'm sorrry"
    Fricking hell at you worker drones

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Feels like something a teenage redditor would screenwrite, especially that apology at the end. I half-expected everyone to start clapping.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The quality of rice and how it's cooked is a major piece to good sushi. Afterwards it's selecting the best a freshest cuts of tuna. You also have to know the difference between sushi and sashimi, sushi is the rolls, sashimi is just the fish and rice.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up, that shit would take 3 year max to learn.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        best bang for your buck sushi in Japan. I used to go to this chain at least once a week when I lived in Japan.

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    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      not sure if bait, sashimi is just the fish, sushi is the roll and nigiri is the fish on top of rice

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I checked the restaurant website.
    It's 500 now.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this one piece of media destroyed the michelin guide's reputation forever
    literally no chef cares about it anymore

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's the piece of media?

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomer can't comprehend that you can get really good at something if you do it for a long time, and then you can charge a lot of money for it

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was a fun read and I don't know if it exists without the movie so it's based too

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be slanties
    >be dirty backwards fricks with poor metallurgy
    >eat food with bare dirty fingers
    >DISH PROPPA TRADITIONAR WAY UUU BAKA GAIJIN WAITU PIGGUUUUU!!!
    Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure it is. You ate sticky raw meat with your bare hands because of '''''tradition'''''' lol.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it's so easy why won't you open your own Sushi restauraunt and make bank?

    HUH?

    Maybe it's not so easy you backbone lacking shitposter.

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