I hate that you buttholes tricked me into watching this, I was expecting some insane nip screaming about white people and assaulting his staff and children, instead it was just some old fart talking about fish for 90 minutes, frick you all
I went to see that, I don't know what I was expecting, the last thing I wanna see is a close-up of a beautiful hot wiener slipping into an butthole. Now, they didn't show that in the movie, but hwy not, if they're gonna make the movie?
Sushi is the most overrated food. I have a friend who LOVES sushi or so he claims, his favourite is sushimi. Bruh a literal piece of raw fish sucks, I rather eat a can of tuna with frank's red hot sauce, that has more flavour. Pierogi followed by almost all Italian food are next most overrated.
because you get to see him prepare it in your face and the ingredients are from only the top fish that are different than regular fish so pay up homosexual
I went to a restaurant in Japan, 5 seats at a counter and only 1 seating per night. Prob spent $1200 for our group of 5 and the dude gave us pufferfish cum. You poorgays will never experience this.
you got scammed moron
so many countless great restaurants you can get amazing food for cheap at yet you went to a place that only businessmen who right that overpriced shit off as company expenses visit
Well obviously you fricking homosexual. If you want Kaiseki where the meal lasts 3 hours and you buy a bunch of sake it's going to be expensive. Have you tried not being poor?
How does it take 10 years to learn how to cook an egg?
Cooking shows are for gays and women. Die.
he's a moronic nip, what you expect?
probably got exposed to radiation at nagasaki
You fricking heathen, 'Egg' is not the preffered nomenclature. Tamago, please. Hai!
its million times folded omurice, not your filthy gaijin scrambled eggs
based scammer
>poorgays on Cinemaphile think spending 300$ on a meal is ludicrous
lmao, stay poor losers.
Poor? By spending on such shit you become poor not keeping your money, idiot
good gaijin spend 300$ on some rice and raw fish I promise no one is laughing at you
>1 PERSON BOAT
>27 pieces - (6 Sashimi,4 Nigiri,5 Futo maki,8 Spicy/Califorinia,4fried roll) € 30,00
300$ gets you ten of these.
"fried roll" please have a nice day
>he doesn't like a crunchy roll
pleb
kys animetroony
scamming idiots out of money is a moral responsibility and totally acceptable
>t. ranjesh
This. It's no different than "haute cuisine" in europe. Rich people like this bullshit
You wouldn't undastandu, goyjin.
I hate that you buttholes tricked me into watching this, I was expecting some insane nip screaming about white people and assaulting his staff and children, instead it was just some old fart talking about fish for 90 minutes, frick you all
Yummy.
>take nattou (disgusting slop)
>nake it even more disgusting
the king
would much rather eat some properly cooked western food than some pretentious japanese slop
What the hell is wrong with f*nns?
Don’t blame this on them. That homosexual is Swedish.
neeh get a f*ck out of her hahah
>make soup
>pretend it's cuisine by using a fork
This would probably be good with some seasoning and Kielbasa instead of whatever the frick that mystery meat is
>just boil a bunch of shit with no seasoning at all
disgusting
>He didn't put half a jar of lawry's on it therefore there's no seasoning
Some people have tastebuds that still work.
salt? pepper? ever heard of those? that's what seasoning is moron.
He's making fun of chicken-washing americans, get with the program.
I had no idea that swedes actually live inside Ikea showrooms.
frick you homie
>fintard potatoes
Sick
bro even NIPS dont like Nato who is he fooling
They seethe at nato because they can't join it. Sour grapes.
fricking swedes
Meanwhile in America
>NOOO THAT STEAK ISN'T RAW ENOUGH NOO YOU CAN'T PUT SAUCE ON IT
Cry more about it civilian.
>drinks 7 Voodoo Rangers in your path
It makes sense that people who watch that show are redditors with newbie meme folders.
rawgays are frickin' insufferable indeed. Jump off a cliff, steaktards
>YOU CAN'T PUT SAUCE ON IT
What? Pretty much every steakhouse I've been to has provided a choice of Bearnaise, blue cheese, or red wine reduction
>insufferable steak gays telling me A1 sauce doesn’t improve literally every steak
>puts $1 of gold leaf on a steak
Nothin’ personnel kid. Maybe you’ll hit the big leagues one day
I preferred the sequel.
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I went to see that, I don't know what I was expecting, the last thing I wanna see is a close-up of a beautiful hot wiener slipping into an butthole. Now, they didn't show that in the movie, but hwy not, if they're gonna make the movie?
Sushi is the most overrated food. I have a friend who LOVES sushi or so he claims, his favourite is sushimi. Bruh a literal piece of raw fish sucks, I rather eat a can of tuna with frank's red hot sauce, that has more flavour. Pierogi followed by almost all Italian food are next most overrated.
gaijin civvies are something else
Pizza>Sushi
>Leaving a 1" crust on a pizza that size
Great, only about 50% of your pizza has actual topping on it, the rest is dry bread.
is this matgeek fella some sort of finnish lolcow? or are finns really this fricking bad at cooking
AHEM
FRICKA YOU WHARE
AND A FRICKA YOU DORPHIN
>300 dorra
I can buy sushi at publix for $12, why the frick would I go all the way to japan to get ripped off by some old moronic nip boomer?
because you get to see him prepare it in your face and the ingredients are from only the top fish that are different than regular fish so pay up homosexual
I went to a restaurant in Japan, 5 seats at a counter and only 1 seating per night. Prob spent $1200 for our group of 5 and the dude gave us pufferfish cum. You poorgays will never experience this.
you got scammed moron
so many countless great restaurants you can get amazing food for cheap at yet you went to a place that only businessmen who right that overpriced shit off as company expenses visit
Well obviously you fricking homosexual. If you want Kaiseki where the meal lasts 3 hours and you buy a bunch of sake it's going to be expensive. Have you tried not being poor?
>amazing food for cheap
homie that's junk food
we laugh at the tourists who buy that overpriced shit thinking they're being cultured, meanwhile we're eating good ol' kimchi fried rice
I wanna kiss her feet
I paid like $230 at a michelin starred Omakase sushi place.
it was fun but not worth making a habit out of it
Gotta go to the expensive sushi restaurants for lunch in Japan. Slightly smaller meal but a lot cheaper and similar ingredients.
Any recs? I'll probably be in tokyo later this year.
Did lunch at Ginza Onodera, Was good value considering the types of fish we got.
>habit
>not halibut
Ffs
t. Unculured swine
TEN YEARS TO MAKE TAMAGO! THE EGG!
This motherfricker is also a misogynist! He makes the sushi pieces smaller for women even though they are paying the same price!
he wishes he was as good as chen kenichi
F
>raw rice
you're a dumbass
Is it me, or with bidenomics $300 doesn’t sound like a lot of money nowadays?
which one tv?
he endured nightmares of assrape
Why does this n_gger look like a dried out tadpole?
Why are all the elite sushi restaurants outside of Japan?
Yeah I bet you'd charge 50 dollars for something the customers would be willing to pay 300 dollars for
HE SAY YOU BRAY RUNNA