Quagmire has a really fricked up family

>transgender dad
>hypersexual mom
>sister that gets abused
>disabled brother
>niece with cancer

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who else but Quagmire?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There are people who are unironically on Quagmire's side in his feud against Brian because he's "honest" about being a rapist and occasionally helps at a soup kitchen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I might be really bad in this "really bad thing" but at least I'm not kind of annoying in a "realistic way the viewers find annoying"
      which is a point of view a lot of show take.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm only on Quagmire's side in the sense that Brian thinks he's super awesome and everyone should love him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      are people who are unironically on Quagmire's side in his feud against Brian because
      Yes and if you cant understand that you're part of the problem

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quagmire can be both right and a rapist.
      And there's nothing wrong with having someone in the show that's both.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brian’s boring. That was the big takeaway from that rant.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the fact that people take Family Guy's characters seriously is so bizarre to me
    the ENTIRE show is a joke, and not a good one
    it started out as a shameless Simpsons copycat and then turned into a shitpost
    why on earth would you spend any energy analyzing the writing?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's fun to analyze unserious things

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then you should go to Twitter for that

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no reply
            Lol it really is that easy to BTFO people on this site, just ask them to explain themselves.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You cannot discuss cartoons on the board for cartoons
          Maybe YOU should go back to Twitter

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the fact that people take Family Guy's characters seriously is so bizarre to me
        the ENTIRE show is a joke, and not a good one
        it started out as a shameless Simpsons copycat and then turned into a shitpost
        why on earth would you spend any energy analyzing the writing?

        One thing I enjoy about Family Guy is how so many things change in episodes before status quo resets, or how the time slider obviously moves forward, they'll randomly select certain things to either become "canon" or remain canon despite things sliding. Like Quagmire's dad trooning out or Diane dying seem like they could've just been any number of other catastrophic things which were reset, but nope, they stuck. Or how despite time moving forward and certain events being reframed to different time periods, Quagmire is still (and presumably always will be) a Vietnam veteran.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't he an air co-pilot?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's a pilot, yes, but he's also a Vietnam vet and has been since the early days of the series.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Interesting, I should try looking into its "continuity" sometime.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened with his mom?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quagmire was born 37 times.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember that time Quagmire told his sister she wasn't a real woman because she allowed her violent partner to abuse her?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Victim blames his sister who was in an abusive relationship
    >Slept with Cleveland's wife, causing him to get divorced
    >Let his mother have sex with the judge of his pedophilia trial so he would get away with fricking a minor
    >Didn't support his transgender father
    >Has the absolute balls to tell Brian that he's not a good person

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think Brian would've supported Ida?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > >Didn't support his transgender father

      Well I guess even gaymire is still based sometimes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Quagmire can be both right and a rapist.
        And there's nothing wrong with having someone in the show that's both.

        These guys get it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The misguided joke is right there. Brian is somehow a worse person than Glenn.
      Entirely because the latter is open and unashamed about who he really is.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        LMAO, I love that Brian is still a huge poser. (Which is weird, because people seemed to hate him Post-Not-Deaded?)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's even more of a poser now since he simps for anything that'll possibly give him some sense of legitimate stature. He's pathetic.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they literally made him the new Meg

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      his father donated to him a penis, i'd call anyone whatever they wanted for that.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >his 2 canon daughters are at least 20 years apart
    >one of his illegitimate sons is a giraffe

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Making his family sad isn't going to make me sympathize with Quagmire.
    The man is a monster in human skin and should be treated as such.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But how would his death bring honor to YOUR family, specifically, anon?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly can't remember the time Quagmire lost anything of significance, while every other character on the show has suffered as it goes on. He's the only one who remains untouched.
    Maybe Meg as well. She seems to have more going for her than just being god's hideous mistake.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He got his penis eaten by shark and now has his dad's second hand one stitched on.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And they wanted Cleaveland of all people to have the spinoff. I get why because Quagmire but I think Quagmire would've been much more interesting to focus on and has the interesting family dynamic much more fricked up than the Griffins but I get why it would've been too dark for some

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure if that would've stopped someone like Dino Stamatopoulos.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Quagmire spin-off with the tone of season 3 Moral Orel
        We were robbed

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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