The best most fricked up thing: >They hire the robot too >Robot shows up to work >Robot sasses >Dora taking out variety of cords >Robot sasses more >Chunibreasts is lol epic win the work day >Robot goes catatonic >Dora plugs the robot into a fancy coffee machine >Dora drags the body away >"Enjoy your new job."
that kind of stuff is paramount to the QC experience
secretly super horny, but on the surface woke as hell
iris will become a woman of color and shit coffee like a civet
>that kind of stuff is paramount to the QC experience
Is it, though? I feel like handstab only really goes as far as >Tig ol bitties >Lesbos >Upgradable robowaifus
Shit like >iris will become a woman of color and shit coffee like a civet
Is so specific that I feel bad for you, because there's gotta be so little porn that rustles your jimmies.
Also because you're a degenerate, and that's no way to live.
For years prior to the tumblrization of the internet, Jeph's characters were constantly alluding to various weird paraphilias, some with more frequency than others. There was a long stretch where he sanitized the comic and made earnestly but very clumsy efforts to insert social justice themes into the comic. Years later and that sort of thing isn't really en vogue anymore, so he's gone back to constant allusions to nonstandard sex acts
Iris is gonna comission a full robot bladder from Faye and Bubbles so she can wrestle down Dora and piss on her. Dora is going to be so into it that she calls off her engagement.
>How could you leave me? I gave up casual sex with freshmen for you! >You just can't compete, Tai. You're always like, "we'll have to replace the mattress, Dora," "maybe in the shower, Dora," "that's disgusting and the thought of you drinking it makes me want to vomit, Dora," but Iris, Iris got a custom built bladder with a five liter capacity just for me not even a week after we first met.
Genuinely if this ends with Dora doing some involuntary sexual advance on Iris or kissing her and being so flabbergasted that she likes thin robot Faye I'm gonna have a fit.
At least this is with some modicum of effort compared to what he's been doing lately. Which is taking what the anons drawing have made, and putting it trough that ai shit.
stop giving this talentless fricking hack attention
Please, we're only 35% sure that the OP is actually Jeph himself. While it would explain a few things, it would raise many other questions.
it's definitely jeph himself
nobody else knows the names of all his homosexual-ass mouthpiece characters
I do.
be ashamed.
I know enough to find them on the wiki
I am the OP and I don't
unfortunately, i've been cursed with an exceptional memory and i can identify just about every named character in the comic
I'm 90% sure it's Jeph. He comes here for ideas.
I think that too. At least he analysis how we teact and change it.
I have tried to forget. They always come back.
Are you kidding? We're his biggest fans.
They should just kiss and get it over with.
Like I said last thread, frick right there on the counter to establish dominance
The best most fricked up thing:
>They hire the robot too
>Robot shows up to work
>Robot sasses
>Dora taking out variety of cords
>Robot sasses more
>Chunibreasts is lol epic win the work day
>Robot goes catatonic
>Dora plugs the robot into a fancy coffee machine
>Dora drags the body away
>"Enjoy your new job."
forgot to add: but Gorphn would never be that interesting or callous to his yoga pants fetish
This, but the coffee machine is a green voluptuous giantess body and it pours coffee out of her butthole
CoD never had so many customers
Man, what is it about this terrible comic that brings in people with fetishes paraphillic that they would go straight to page 10 on /d/.
that kind of stuff is paramount to the QC experience
secretly super horny, but on the surface woke as hell
iris will become a woman of color and shit coffee like a civet
>that kind of stuff is paramount to the QC experience
Is it, though? I feel like handstab only really goes as far as
>Tig ol bitties
>Lesbos
>Upgradable robowaifus
Shit like
>iris will become a woman of color and shit coffee like a civet
Is so specific that I feel bad for you, because there's gotta be so little porn that rustles your jimmies.
Also because you're a degenerate, and that's no way to live.
For years prior to the tumblrization of the internet, Jeph's characters were constantly alluding to various weird paraphilias, some with more frequency than others. There was a long stretch where he sanitized the comic and made earnestly but very clumsy efforts to insert social justice themes into the comic. Years later and that sort of thing isn't really en vogue anymore, so he's gone back to constant allusions to nonstandard sex acts
Yes, I want that. All the appliances in the shop are actually AIs trapped by Dora. They have no mouths and they must scream.
Like, a guy she pisses over or a guy she tore the head off and she pisses over
She clearly has a pissing fetish, but since she is a robot and can't piss she requires a piss stud for her urinary needs.
Iris is gonna comission a full robot bladder from Faye and Bubbles so she can wrestle down Dora and piss on her. Dora is going to be so into it that she calls off her engagement.
>How could you leave me? I gave up casual sex with freshmen for you!
>You just can't compete, Tai. You're always like, "we'll have to replace the mattress, Dora," "maybe in the shower, Dora," "that's disgusting and the thought of you drinking it makes me want to vomit, Dora," but Iris, Iris got a custom built bladder with a five liter capacity just for me not even a week after we first met.
pissgays drinking good tonight uh
Genuinely if this ends with Dora doing some involuntary sexual advance on Iris or kissing her and being so flabbergasted that she likes thin robot Faye I'm gonna have a fit.
>I'm gonna have a fit.
I refuse to believe anyone is this invested in QC.
Then again people pay real money to read this, are you one of them?
where the frick is tai or whatever her name is nowadays
Who? I think you just made up a character that doesn't exist.
She’s not usually in the coffee shop. I think she smokes weed instead of drinking coffee.
Based
https://files.catbox.moe/jnvp5p.png
>no-skill attention-prostitute still at it
lol
At least this is with some modicum of effort compared to what he's been doing lately. Which is taking what the anons drawing have made, and putting it trough that ai shit.