To be fair, she only landed the job because the employer half-assed the hiring process.
Most hiring processes have been demonstrated to be worse than pure chance for securing competent employees. There's really no good way to actually vet people in advance.
You can interview them to see if they're a big fucked up weirdo, and Dora didn't interview either one. Both have big red flags saying they're not responsible employees and she picked the black girl to spite a different employee, one who hasn't appeared in the strip in a decade
That's my point, that interviewing well and being able to actually show up and do the work are two wildly different skillsets. For something like barista work where your ability to make small talk and interface with random people is a core competency it's more germane, but lots of people interview poorly but work well and vice versa.
That is true, but getting hired on probation on the spot and then immediately telling your new coworker all about your history of being a helpless moron who can't get anything done? And within earshot of your new boss?
That's another level of stupid.
Where I live, this could lose you your unemployment money and put you on the street if your boss of 30 minutes took the time to report this behaviour to the employment office.
...But in Jephy's little headspace this is of course "Haha, okay!"
Dora has hired exclusively women with mental health problems and she's not stopping now. At this point it's part of Coffee of Doom's branding. Chuuni Tits was ineligible because she has brain damage and that technically doesn't qualify.
She's gonna give me brain no damage.
Yeah, makes sense.
Dale is happily unemployed in his girlfriend's StreamerMcMansion, Bubbles works 23 hours a day to feed her useless girlfriend, so the rest of the roster can go about being LGBT and retarded.
Jemmf! Less deadass coffeeshop bullshit! Get on with the lizard porn!
I can't wait until these characters are written out again because Hacks can't write blacks.
>My webcomic's cast is too white to do a mid-50s breakfast cereal commercial
>My patreon paywhales advise me to add a PoC to the bunch, or else
>I make a nagger
...Well played, Stabbs. Well played.
at least he's got the excuse of them being perhaps first- or second-generation genuine Africans instead of your typical gibsmedats afro-american
Go back to fucking CubeTown Jepher.
Where is the e-boi?
Taking loads from Marten and/or a robot gecko.
>I'm supposed to feel sorry for this bitch
No wonder we have automated robots in our universe
I don't know about you, cucks, but I'm really into this complete fuck up. Unironically.
Plus, black ass, black titties, and incest.
Her lines are great setups:
>"Listen, I dunno why my brain does what it does. I'm just along for the ride."
She could end up in front of a camera or bent over something, and be lost in thought, wondering how she got there.
customers in the coffee shop could go in, order, then do chikan porn levels of stuff to her and she could just be ¯_(ツ)_/¯
The blue robot should pimp Yemisi's sister.
Posting Liquid just because.
I miss Liquid. Hope he's doing fine.
What is the story?
He seems to be active still on Deviantart.
>It was about that time I realized I was naked in backroom of an abandoned burrito restaurant getting what I hope was cum sucked out of my ass by my sister's fat roommate, and all I could think about was how I made the right call not getting that tattoo of a butterfly on my ass. Anyways, long story short, that's why I'm late for work and does anyone have some panties I can borrow until next week?
Or agree for a photosession because the guy was nice to her. Maybe talk her sister to join her because the guy even offers some money.
Maybe she does a live cam stream and start to making lewder things because Chat asks her to,do lewd stuff, even offering her money!
>Who needs college? Did you know people on the internet will pay you to get naked and fart? Everything is looking up for ya girl!
>Maybe i can use the cam setup of your friend?
I feel like Yemisi is acting completely within expectations here, which is kind of crazy for the author, but also I have a weird feeling he's going to somehow twist that into her being a bad person.
I feel like this comic hasn't had a twist in about a decade, and isn't going to. Sorry to disappoint you there.
Dyslexiblacc is obviously going to be the new roommate in ye olde apartment, have some whacky hijinks with all the other characters (after the next Cubetown arc, of course) before vanishing in a hole.
As pointed out a couple weeks ago, she remains a terrible person, but in the most boring way possible. Having Tannelore make the situation even worse like she's blind to what's going on is some bullshit, though.
why don't you point your finger up your butt lol
>black girl new character has no control over actions
>gibbs all over the place
Stabby is a racist peice of ahit
I get the attempt at a joke but it doesn't work when the most responsible person and voice of reason in that apartment is her sister.
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