They were bred to hunt down Wolves. Non-Wolf Hunting families probably like them for their calm temperament and dislike of monotony.
Also, their ability to haul ass.
Borzois are just one of the many dog breeds that have fricked by modern breeders’ focus on aesthetics as opposed to functionality, although it’s nowhere near as bad as what’s been done to certain other breeds like the pug. >pic related is what they looked like over hundred years ago.
The comic has been the shittiest lesbian tease comic for the past 15 years, and I don't know why people still give it the time of day. Mike and Melissa is more sexually gratifying than this shitty comic.
For as much sexual tension and relationship baiting that this comic does, the last sex scene was a fade-to-black "The Morning After" scene with two characters who had just suddenly become gay for each other and then before that was a guy sticking his dick in the loose hip socket of a robot that's barely more articulated than a mannequin.
No, I think the idea is that dogs are to wolves as elves would be to humans in old folklore: bewitching beings that are SHAPED like us who are dangerous to be near/trifle with, lest you find yourself in a truly alien world that will scar or even kill you with forces beyond your understanding.
Sounds like it, but the "parody of you" line reminded me of the fact that dogs are pretty much a moronic version of wolves that evolved and was bred to serve and be dependent on a race of more advanced beings, and the borzoi specifically was created to hunt wolves, so from the wolve's POV it should be like a zombie golem or something.
Pretty creepy when you think about it this way. I wonder how their vocalizations sound to actual wolves?
this will never stop being hilarious >400k subscribers, 30k watching at any given moment
xQc would fricking murder a man on stream if he thought it could get him half that number, and she just drops it like it's nothing
Those are normal numbers *on youtube* for big vtubers. Youtube doesn't charge 5 bucks monthly per subscription, so you tend to see subscriber counts in the millions.
On Twitch, assuming the worst possible split (50/50, which a 400k sub streamer would ABSOLUTELY beat), Aurelia is making $2.50 per sub, or $1m a month, $12m a year. When the Twitch payouts leaked, the single highest payout was $9.1m to Critical Role, which doesn't really count because it's a serialized fantasy soap opera where you have to subscribe to see episodes after they air. Second place (iirc) was xQc with something like 6 mil.
Mommymilkers would be the single most popular streamer on Twitch by a terrifying degree.
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>Mommymilkers would be the single most popular streamer on Twitch by a terrifying degree
and for 4 extremely good reasons
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>She'd be making nearly double the actual highest paid twitch streamer
If this comic bothered to have actual drama, it would be insane not to have an arc about someone in their friend-circle trying to claim she's the most demeaning tiddy stream on Earth.
posting only to call out that I've been coming to Cinemaphile since 2006 or 2007, whenever it was founded, I've never ever read Questionable Content but I've been aware of it via Cinemaphile and it fricking kills me that every time I've ever seen it posted, weekly, for YEARS, it is always just a pic of the latest comic with "Terrible" underneath. I admire that kind of petty hate, it's inspiring
Hate is far too strong an emotion for this comic.
At most it's a rice cake. It's not ever going to be on someone's most hated food list, but if you do find yourself eating one for whatever reason you're not going to enjoy it.
Nah, it's just that QC: >is interesting and caters to the specific SJW subgroups that either have a metric frickton of money and little common sense or are poor but are willing to spend 10 bucks a month to have a hugbox that will never challenge their beliefs >has over 2 decades worth of material and updates daily, but has very little places to talk about other than Cinemaphile, Reddit (both of which hate/barely tolerate it,) and the patreon, which requires you to make pledges before you can make a comment
The patreon pretty much only gives you the strip a few days early (because the artist has no backlog so that's as soon as it exists). QC just started decades ago and its most commendable trait is that with extremely few exceptions it has updated every single weekday since then. Consistent content, especially in the early 2000s, gets you a stable consumer base.
lucky bastard
>YOU
>JUST
>KNOW
There's the obvious white girl and dog joke, for one comic, wasted
well she already fricks one animal
Terrible zoophiles
Eat them with chopsticks, Marigold. it works.
breasts and twinks are the only things I care about and this comic manages to give me one or the other pretty consistently.
Gunnerkrigg Court looks different.
Those dogs look fricking weird as shit, I have no idea why people like them.
They were bred to hunt down Wolves. Non-Wolf Hunting families probably like them for their calm temperament and dislike of monotony.
Also, their ability to haul ass.
I'm actually kind of sad that Jeph quit twitter just because that means he won't post his weird pointy dog anymore.
They're dumb ass shit as well
Borzois are just one of the many dog breeds that have fricked by modern breeders’ focus on aesthetics as opposed to functionality, although it’s nowhere near as bad as what’s been done to certain other breeds like the pug. >pic related is what they looked like over hundred years ago.
Huh. It looks fine at first glance.
But did it have those creepy Sadako eyes like modern borzois?
Why is she blushing
She squirted a little
Oh, hey, I haven't seen this comic in ages, Jacques has gotten a lot better at drawing fat girls. This pleases my boner.
So these threads are just baiting for porn, right?
The comic has been the shittiest lesbian tease comic for the past 15 years, and I don't know why people still give it the time of day. Mike and Melissa is more sexually gratifying than this shitty comic.
maybe not everything is sexually gratifying what the frick is that your only reason for being alive
For as much sexual tension and relationship baiting that this comic does, the last sex scene was a fade-to-black "The Morning After" scene with two characters who had just suddenly become gay for each other and then before that was a guy sticking his dick in the loose hip socket of a robot that's barely more articulated than a mannequin.
never have I wanted to throw a dog into the sun before out of pure jealousy
Less terrible than usual today, I see
pic related when?
>borzoi
Are borzois the wolf equivalent of slenderman?
No, I think the idea is that dogs are to wolves as elves would be to humans in old folklore: bewitching beings that are SHAPED like us who are dangerous to be near/trifle with, lest you find yourself in a truly alien world that will scar or even kill you with forces beyond your understanding.
Yeah, and Slenderman is one of those elves.
Sounds like it, but the "parody of you" line reminded me of the fact that dogs are pretty much a moronic version of wolves that evolved and was bred to serve and be dependent on a race of more advanced beings, and the borzoi specifically was created to hunt wolves, so from the wolve's POV it should be like a zombie golem or something.
Pretty creepy when you think about it this way. I wonder how their vocalizations sound to actual wolves?
>gets molested
>says it’s her own fault
Might be getting dangerously close to another stabbening, there.
Wtf sauce?
They probably drew it
I found this panel and felt compelled to redraw it with Aurelia
I forgot Ane Naru Mono is becoming a anime serie. Maby that's why Pochi hasn't updates her manga, beside being a VTuber nowadays.
dog goes for the cleavage and Aurelia's fingers curl into her crotch
nice
Whoa, back up? You had cheese puffs, for breakfast?
Marigold: Yes.
I can't stop thinking about the giga-milkers Merigold would get as an avatar on MommyMilkers420's stream crossover.
Isn't her avatar a flattie?
Yeah, but like, a cross-over avatar or something, like her kid got.
How long before she starts showing her breasts?
this will never stop being hilarious
>400k subscribers, 30k watching at any given moment
xQc would fricking murder a man on stream if he thought it could get him half that number, and she just drops it like it's nothing
Those are normal numbers for big vtubers.
So... filter it? Are you a dumbdumb?
Those are normal numbers *on youtube* for big vtubers. Youtube doesn't charge 5 bucks monthly per subscription, so you tend to see subscriber counts in the millions.
On Twitch, assuming the worst possible split (50/50, which a 400k sub streamer would ABSOLUTELY beat), Aurelia is making $2.50 per sub, or $1m a month, $12m a year. When the Twitch payouts leaked, the single highest payout was $9.1m to Critical Role, which doesn't really count because it's a serialized fantasy soap opera where you have to subscribe to see episodes after they air. Second place (iirc) was xQc with something like 6 mil.
Mommymilkers would be the single most popular streamer on Twitch by a terrifying degree.
>Mommymilkers would be the single most popular streamer on Twitch by a terrifying degree
and for 4 extremely good reasons
>She'd be making nearly double the actual highest paid twitch streamer
If this comic bothered to have actual drama, it would be insane not to have an arc about someone in their friend-circle trying to claim she's the most demeaning tiddy stream on Earth.
stupid boomer
>I had cheetos for breakfast
freedom was a mistake.
posting only to call out that I've been coming to Cinemaphile since 2006 or 2007, whenever it was founded, I've never ever read Questionable Content but I've been aware of it via Cinemaphile and it fricking kills me that every time I've ever seen it posted, weekly, for YEARS, it is always just a pic of the latest comic with "Terrible" underneath. I admire that kind of petty hate, it's inspiring
It's not hate, it's shilling with a gimmick
Hate is far too strong an emotion for this comic.
At most it's a rice cake. It's not ever going to be on someone's most hated food list, but if you do find yourself eating one for whatever reason you're not going to enjoy it.
you just know
does anyone know how much Jeph subsists on a month? is he a trust fund kid? there's no way this shit pays the bills
What kind of place you have to live where 30k per month is not enough to pay the bills?
You're aware that this is the highest paid comic on patreon and in the top 10 for patreon period, right?
HOW?! Who? I do not want to see it but is the patreon full of porn? It has to be porn.
He has drawn a little porn over the years, and it has been terrible.
Nah, it's just that QC:
>is interesting and caters to the specific SJW subgroups that either have a metric frickton of money and little common sense or are poor but are willing to spend 10 bucks a month to have a hugbox that will never challenge their beliefs
>has over 2 decades worth of material and updates daily, but has very little places to talk about other than Cinemaphile, Reddit (both of which hate/barely tolerate it,) and the patreon, which requires you to make pledges before you can make a comment
>>is interesting
Why lead off with such a blatant lie?
The patreon pretty much only gives you the strip a few days early (because the artist has no backlog so that's as soon as it exists). QC just started decades ago and its most commendable trait is that with extremely few exceptions it has updated every single weekday since then. Consistent content, especially in the early 2000s, gets you a stable consumer base.
getting real sick of seeing this comic
Doesn't cheeto dust only really stick to what you're eating it with, meaning Marigold was chopsticking them with her breasts?
Nah, Marigold is just greasy like Dust
You just know
Any good suggested font for edits on those?
Per the wiki, "The font for the main characters is indeed Blambot Casual, and the font for AIs is Bottix Regular."
Good dog.
KYS
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you just know