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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this one's actually pretty funny

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even a broken mind is right twice a year, or something like that.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      spooky island show

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Had to be done. Thank you for your service.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Motherfricker, it's still so funny after all these years

        I'm coming up blank on the reference.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Panel 4.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Panel 4.

            Seems like the joke is lost on you

            Really? I'm not seeing it. I mean, the first thing I thought was "well, maybe it's Loss, but that seems almost too obvious, and besides *checks* the pansitioning doesn't feel like it fits the hands."

            Wait, is the pansitioning the people? Well, I'm just a dumbass, then, focused on the wrong element.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seems like the joke is lost on you

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Motherfricker, it's still so funny after all these years

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      my favorite thing about loss is how no one is allowed to do a silent 4-panel comic ever again

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't even have to be a comic.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sleeping on your fro
    >not braiding it up or wearing a bonnet to bed
    Jacques gets a mulligan because it's plausibly in-character.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this comic actually worth reading?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      God, no

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was a time it was good, but that time was a literal decade ago and not just because we're no longer high schoolers. At this point people read it because they've read it for 20 years and because the threads are a fun time. Questionable Content only got its start by being rock steady in its release schedule when every other 2000s webcomic faltered or died, and so we stand here holding vigil of a torch we thought we'd be able to discard a lifetime ago.

      Do not join us if you value your time.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even think it was good then, I think it was always real slow moving, low stakes drama carted along at 5 MPH by "witty" dialogue. Apart from getting a little less about indie rock and a little more about clumsy socjus stuff and eventually just gentle day to day problems, it's always been this way

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Humbly disagree. While it's easy to overstate the quality through rose tinted glasses, it definitely was there. Obviously though this is opinion and we may need to agree to disagree.

          But I can't describe the reduction in indie rock abd increase of socjus as "a little". Indie rock doesn't show anymore and hasn't for years, and socjus is a frequent topic now. I mean Clare getting a plum job fresh out of a library program is pretty much transformer and/or loser wish fulfilment.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Leave now or you're here forever.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you like soap opera fake drama where nothing ever gets resolved? then yes. he does that pretty well, actually.
      if that's not your thing, though, then probably not.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, but these threads making fun of it are fun. Also sometimes a drawgay stops by and gives us lewds; they're pretty cool too.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder: People have actually paid money for this piece of shit comic thanks to these threads.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still no luck finding any good dumpsters I see? Remember, tomorrow could be the day you finally point out to your nurse to put on the socks before the sandals. It will make all the difference. Just use your words like a big boy, I believe in you.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really if you keep this up I might go sign up for Jemphs patreon just because it would make you cry more.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder: A schizophrenic moron samegayged to make it seem as if this thread has driven people to pay money for this piece of shit comic.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Needs an edit where she's holding two massive dildos.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't be a bigot, those are clearly dildos for her
      She's pansexual

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She and Roko can get together and enjoy their respective pans!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If Clinton had only known there was a hot robobabe after his pumpernickel maybe he wouldn't have felt forced to go gay and be written out of the comic.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            she should rape him until he's straight again

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              "Whoa, robot chicks have anuses too. I don't need you anymore, Clinton"

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Goddamn it. Meant Elliot. No way does Elliot lay pipe.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Corrective rape is one of the best kinds of femdom. Enough of that sissification cuck shit, give me the exact opposite

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She and Roko can get together and enjoy their respective pans!

        i guess what they say is true, if you read qc long enough you start turning into claire

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I assure you, I was regularly making terrible puns before QC even started.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I see your joke was universally panned.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is she waking her up at 11:39 at night?
    >look at the fricking windows

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's just gonna stand there for 6 hours.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Iris runs on an experimental power core designed to generate energy from her contempt of meatbags. She doesn't need to recharge and can literally just stand there watching you sleep all night while monitoring your biological processes slowly slipping away into oblivion in real time.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    idgi

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try reading the thread mebbe

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try reading the thread mebbe

      Nevermind, I thought you were reacting to the edit, not the original. She's going to make sure the new barista doesn't miss her first shift, by setting up an alarm, then a second one, then deciding to just stand there over her ready to bang pans together when they go off.

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