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Is Blue Krillin being sarcastic?
>when everything is an orgasm, nothing is
>asexual character
Terrible.
>female coomer
Less terrible.
>decide to focus on a new set of main characters we know next to nothing about
>have to specifically, yet clumsily, articulate their sexualities before anything else
Their sexualities are their personalities.
>has to jerk off constantly
>never went to class
Explains everything, couldn't she just get a bluetooth bullet vibe?
Maybe an OF career?
any drawgays that want to draw yemisi imagining ayo rubbing it out in a lil thought bubble, would be rad as hell
Another box ticked, roll on the patreonbux.
QC in 2008:
>WILL THESE CHARACTERS FRICK???
QC in 2023:
>THIS CHARACTER WILL NOT FRICK
Now we know what Ayo was doing the whole time at university instead of going to class. I hope ya girl at least scrubbed her stuff down before giving it away.
>Everytime she comes back home Ayo is rubbing herself in some house appliance
There's a reason why cats are around her
ayo?
>Terrible
>pretty much made canon that 1 character are basically in heat 24/7
>same for one other character but it's more in jest, but is it?
Not Terrible.
"rub one out" - no woman has actually said this
Ayo is neurodivergent and poorly socialized.
If you just know!
But the process does involve a lot of rubbing, it seems like the appropriate choice of words.
Which euphemism do you expect women to use?
"Fingerblast myself into a moronic"
The only women who would ever say that (even as a joke) would be the stinky fujo that every nerd circle has that everyone settles to ogle at, but no one wants to frick.
Usually we call it fingering or rubbing. Sometimes just "jerking off" is fine too.
When I took sex class in college, that was the most commonly picked terminology beyond "jerk off" for our sex reports.
This can't be real
Did Jeph forget these people are siblings
I can't even imagine talking to my brother and going "Yeah bro I gotta jerk off every hour sometimes lol my record is 17"
How did you even manage that? I think I've never broken past 10 before my dick was just in pain
I discovered Corruption of Champions as an 18 y/o shut-in, simple as
>dick was in pain
Yeah that didn't stop me
Ayo is a ditz that would talk about her jilling habits with her sister. She's an ally like that.
I used to live with twin sisters, no they weren't hot, and they were very open with their sex lives with each other. Their entire family was really it was fricking weird.
But did you frick your sisters?
>Having a filter around siblings
Normie.
>since it's finally come up in conversation
lmao jeph has never met an asexual, they tell you that shit every day
literally more annoying about it than furries or footgays
I've only met one but this checks out.
I've met a bunch of people who SAY they're asexual and/or aromantic yet are still spinning in and out of relationship. It very much seems to be used as a convenient excuse by a lot of people to shut down questions, even though their behavior invites the questions. Same with a lot of the not-actually-orientations, like demisexual.
I think it's fricking weird that as society in general moves away from forcing people into just a couple of boxes that many have responded by scrambling for some other box to force themselves into, whether it fits or not, instead of just being themselves.
Getting labels is a form of status.
>I don't have a weird finicky libido anymore I'm a ~demisexual~ and I'm not going to fall through the cracks, I have a hashtag and everything
no we don't
This reminds me of the time I went to visit my ma and she was watching that SWAT show. The female officer was b***hing about something so I asked whats happening and she said oh she's in a polyamorous trio and struggling. What's that got to do with police work, I asked.
This is just some collect 'em all exercise by Huph. Shameful.
Procedurals have had on-topic A plots and character specific B plots for as long as there have been procedurals, anon.
I want Ayo jacking off pics.
RIGHT NOW!
Executive dysfunction, room temp IQ, AND significant autism.
It's a wonder she ended up in college at all. Their parents must be rich/well connected.
>Ayo has to stop what she's doing like clockwork to orgasm
>at home, in public, doesn't matter
>understands that she needs to be discreet but doesn't understand that she isn't actually being discreet
>has been caught in random places howling with her pants down to her knees
>Things Ayo Likes
Alright, Heph, you have my attention with this moron. Let's see where this goes.
What the frick is it with Ayo, why is she so stupid? Didn't she get into college on a scholarship? Why is she so dumb all of a sudden? Who asked for such a dumb character?
She's black. They get full scholarships for remembering to breathe.
I need an Ayo in my life.
She's just like almost every black girl under 25 that I have ever met
>I'm asexual
>so you never get horny?
>I'm not answering that
So... she's not actually asexual and just needed a victim label?
Asexuals still have glands and hormones.
People aren't going to know that if "asexuals" just refuse to answer questions.
It's Jeph's go to response for anything remotely sexually complicated, ever since it worked out fantastically with his sycophants when Claire came out as trans
>so... what's their business down there?
>HOW DARE YOU ASK
You can still get "horny" and jerk off if you're asexual. It just means people don't turn you on. You ever go without jerking off for a long time and casually touching your dick makes it rockhard? That's still a physiological response they have. You body still makes the same endorphins regardless of WHY you're jerking off, so asexuals do it just for pleasure and that's it.
So, what thoughts tend to go along with that? I can't just look at my dick, stroke it, and get off, without thinking about anything else. I'm not that horny, and I'm pretty horny most of the time.
Rocks or something.
>You ever go without jerking off for a long time
...no
1000 hours in MSPaint
>I exist in a state of constant sexual ecstasy. It's why I look so happy.
What's this? It seems cool
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