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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see guys? she's in the wrong because she's too stupid to realize the REAL reason she deserved to be yelled at and kicked out!

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If she finds it such a chore to think about her words before she says them, just science the problem away. Behavioral modification: a shock collar with Marten or Claire holding the remote to zap her when she slips up.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah. its just as likely she founds a political movement out of her non-compliance due to it being some kind of societal oppression, or something... take your pick.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just don't be honest, bro
      >just be silent, bro
      >just accept it, bro
      I see what you're doing

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Drama is immediately solved

    Why the frick does Jepher even bother with this fricking drama bullshit?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not solved into Liz goes back and apologizes to Faye. It might be reignited if Faye kicks her out of the apartment and she has to go stay with Claire.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she has to go stay with Claire.
        Marten, Claire, Faye, and Bubbles live in the same goddamn apartment. This confusion happened 2 weeks ago too. I get it's been rare to see the apartment as the plot has drifted away from Marten over the last few years, but this isn't Deepest Lore or anything. Literally the first thing that happens plotwise in the entire comic is Faye burns down her apartment and crashes at Martens place, and they've platonically shared the same domocile ever since then.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I knew Faye and Marten shared an apartment, and that Bubbles moved in too after the stuff with Corpse Witch but I forgot that Claire was living there as well. I guess Liz is going to have to stay with Claire's mom for her visit.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a who's fricking who game. People who are fricking usually start living together, at least within QC.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You forgot Pintsize

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, one of the twinkbots carrying out the human reduction program took over his identity and pretended it was a chassis change. Pintsize is dead.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell Jeph isn't happy with this arc either because it's just two characters standing still with the only visual contrast coming from his overuse of white beat panels and having characters close their eyes to express exasperation. This entire situation and banal and uninteresting, and worse yet has no good segue into girlwiener impregnation so there's no reason to be here at all.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arc? Situation? Segue? Such words hold no meaning in this realm.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >two characters standing still with the only visual contrast coming from his overuse of white beat panels and having characters close their eyes to express exasperation
      pal, that's all this fricking comic has been for years now

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The panels get more dynamic when he's horny

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Horny Jeph is best Jeph. Give me horny and Cubetown all the time and I might unironically enjoy the comic.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What she said was really, really not that bad.
    Inconsiderate yes, but not so explosive that it needs a month's worth of strips about it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Overreacting to some innocuous thing someone else said is the only kind of conflict that's existed in this comic for years

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's also the only conversation this general has had for years so we have that going for us

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nonsense, we also converse about wanting the e-girl to be corrected and whatever blessing dbaru has decided to bestow upon us each thread. Sometimes both at once!

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            'tis true, 'tis true. I'm also moderately curious in how OP's dance lessons are going but that's a hop, skip, and a jump from tripgay territory

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can't stand this fricking girl so much, it makes me so glad I stopped reading like two years ago

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yet here you are.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're talking about the redhead, reminder that "she" is longdicking Marten nightly.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If robots dont want their boobs stared at, maybe they shouldnt have such large boobs installed.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It just means that they dislike you. If they meet Goerge Clooney they would like it!

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Terrible new year everybody.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

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