I dunno, some of the stuff in the few dozen strips right around 5000 showed glimmers of the old spark where he'd try out angles and composition on a lark.
What gets me is there's a ton of common bread inclusions that this totally could have worked for - walnuts, currants, cheeses, so on and so forth, but it feels like he was eating some cinnamon raisin toast and thought "that's it!" and didn't put a single additional thought into the focus of the strip.
Jeff himself was SUCH an upper middle class privileged ass that it didn't occur to him to check what poor people actually had access to, nor was it knowledge he already had, since he hadn't gotten dozens of little raisin packs in his free school lunches during his childhood like anyone actually in those programs. He embodies the point he was trying to make.
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Two raisins? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH RAISINS COST????
I help out at a food bank, maybe 1/4th of all the baked goods we give out has raisins, muffins, bread, cookies. I wonder why that stuff is overproduced if it doesn't sell.
We get lots of weird unpopular jam types and cheeses too so it's not like poor people can't make various kinds of toast or sandwiches.
What I've never seen is chocolate though, which probably has to do with shelf life and popularity.
i just want to request me fricking willow in the ass bent down like that as she holds onto that bear's head like in the same pose from that strip's pov
They do, but we're going to mope around and kvetch regardless of the comic's quality so we may as well have more masterstrokes like Moray and Dr. e-girl than garbage like the Shitty Dan arc or the ongoing drudge through Ayo's nonsense.
Hm... Locking Iris in the plush then fricking it. Interesting. Normally for surrogate fricking I prefer large-dicked twinks who are fricked from behind and their wiener used as a dildo on the other end so they're pinned on both sides without having agency, but I suppose the plush could serve in a moderately similar capacity.
I suppose the real trick is getting the resulting fluids out of a stuffed animal.
Potentially but it's far far easier to just have a creche in the middle than worry about precise alignment and keeping orifices lined up with gaps in the fabric.
It wouldn't necessarily be the same setup. The bear could function as both a whole body restraint and be equivalent to making someone in chastity frick with a strap-on. They could be two separate sex functions. It could just be a furry thing. There are lots of ways you could run it.
i like to think that the bear is just a normal stuffed bear but the strap-on is actually a dick-shaped ai chassis, complete with realistic sensation, that she can transfer iris's consciousness into
You can't have everyone cheeked up and cushioned. Faye has lethal hips, Bubbles has literally lethal hips, Moray has an ass you could asphyxiate yourself on. It's okay to have a few girls who could hide behind a pipe cleaner and whose hip/waist ratio changes when there's a dick inside them.
>Here's my desk! Iris bends me over and frick me here sometimes >And this is my limited-edition signed poser from Rina Oshiri's last tour! Iris and I fricked in the restroom during the opening act. >And this is my extremely large furry suit! Iris sometimes like to have me wear it while we frick so some other robots can come over and reenact that scene in the 2001 classic Super Troopers "bear fricker" scene >And this is the spot where Iris passes out after she's been fricking me all day!
Willow's soft bed is bad for her robo-back; she likes the minimal pad on the floor. Besides, it's only a cuck corner if you're a cuck, and fricking your main slampig doesn't make you a cuck.
It seems to be a reference to Rina Akiyama, a Japanese actress and gravure idol who was once named the best butt in Japan. She was in Kamen Rider Agito and Kamen Rider Den-O. Her nickname was Oshirina which combined the words "oshiri" (butt) and "Rina".
Holy frick, is THIS what passes for legendary ass in Japan? And she's not even cute otherwise. She's flat, her face is plain, and she has a weird camel-like neck with adam's apple. What the hell is wrong with Japs lmao
By the standard of newgrounds flash porn in 2005 it was passable but apparently that shit was still getting updates in 2019 after several engine and content changes. Christ knows why.
That's the most effort he put on this comic in literal years
>draw an isometric view
>every character is still identical to how you draw them in the 3/4th's frontal view
He even drew a reflection in the mirror.
Which is missing the refection of the person standing there.
Given the angle, we wouldn't see Hannelore's reflection.
I was assuming we'd be able to see the other girl.
do we have a betting pool for how long until Jeph goes on autopilot and gives Chunni Faye's scar?
love the layout in this page.
if any of the drawfriends are motivated, requesting hanner's asking willow how large her breasts are, with willow flashing the whole room to show
it seems generally more visually creative than anything i've seen from this strip in the last 5 years
I dunno, some of the stuff in the few dozen strips right around 5000 showed glimmers of the old spark where he'd try out angles and composition on a lark.
>Claire manspreading
Jeph, draw two raisins if you're being held hostage by your Patrons.
Two raisins? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH RAISINS COST????
What gets me is there's a ton of common bread inclusions that this totally could have worked for - walnuts, currants, cheeses, so on and so forth, but it feels like he was eating some cinnamon raisin toast and thought "that's it!" and didn't put a single additional thought into the focus of the strip.
Jeff himself was SUCH an upper middle class privileged ass that it didn't occur to him to check what poor people actually had access to, nor was it knowledge he already had, since he hadn't gotten dozens of little raisin packs in his free school lunches during his childhood like anyone actually in those programs. He embodies the point he was trying to make.
I help out at a food bank, maybe 1/4th of all the baked goods we give out has raisins, muffins, bread, cookies. I wonder why that stuff is overproduced if it doesn't sell.
We get lots of weird unpopular jam types and cheeses too so it's not like poor people can't make various kinds of toast or sandwiches.
What I've never seen is chocolate though, which probably has to do with shelf life and popularity.
god this period was good, felt like the old hacques got let of a cage before being unceremoniously stuffed back in a month later
i just want to request me fricking willow in the ass bent down like that as she holds onto that bear's head like in the same pose from that strip's pov
Honestly you'd only do these chicks that way so there was absolutely no chance of pregnancy. That'd be a living hell.
TOP DOWN breasts
I still think these kooky girl characters suck and detract more than they add to the comic.
They do, but we're going to mope around and kvetch regardless of the comic's quality so we may as well have more masterstrokes like Moray and Dr. e-girl than garbage like the Shitty Dan arc or the ongoing drudge through Ayo's nonsense.
So the bear is FFCT's sex doll, right? She just removed the traffic cone sized strap-on so she could show Hanners around.
I'd argue it's more of an encasement fetish thing. She locks Iris in there so Iris can feel huggable and safe and then leaves her overnight.
It could be both.
Hm... Locking Iris in the plush then fricking it. Interesting. Normally for surrogate fricking I prefer large-dicked twinks who are fricked from behind and their wiener used as a dildo on the other end so they're pinned on both sides without having agency, but I suppose the plush could serve in a moderately similar capacity.
I suppose the real trick is getting the resulting fluids out of a stuffed animal.
presumably whatever means they use to get the robot inside the bear also allows for some orifices
Potentially but it's far far easier to just have a creche in the middle than worry about precise alignment and keeping orifices lined up with gaps in the fabric.
It wouldn't necessarily be the same setup. The bear could function as both a whole body restraint and be equivalent to making someone in chastity frick with a strap-on. They could be two separate sex functions. It could just be a furry thing. There are lots of ways you could run it.
i like to think that the bear is just a normal stuffed bear but the strap-on is actually a dick-shaped ai chassis, complete with realistic sensation, that she can transfer iris's consciousness into
I wonder where he got the idea to draw an isometric room diorama from?
why is his art style so memeable?
Simple and easy to edit
God damn, Tanners has NO ASS! What the hell, Hacks?
living in low gravity means no glutes
That's not a good excuse, Geoff. She needs to stop skipping leg day.
You can't have everyone cheeked up and cushioned. Faye has lethal hips, Bubbles has literally lethal hips, Moray has an ass you could asphyxiate yourself on. It's okay to have a few girls who could hide behind a pipe cleaner and whose hip/waist ratio changes when there's a dick inside them.
>and whose hip/waist ratio changes when there's a dick inside them.
Fine, but only because that's a great line.
flat girls deserve love too
They can love watching me slam their thick friends and mom through the mattress.
>Here's my desk! Iris bends me over and frick me here sometimes
>And this is my limited-edition signed poser from Rina Oshiri's last tour! Iris and I fricked in the restroom during the opening act.
>And this is my extremely large furry suit! Iris sometimes like to have me wear it while we frick so some other robots can come over and reenact that scene in the 2001 classic Super Troopers "bear fricker" scene
>And this is the spot where Iris passes out after she's been fricking me all day!
>And this is the spot where Iris passes out after she's been fricking me all day!
she doesn't even get to use the bed? Just put out hours of robot wiener and then straight to the cuck corner?
Willow's soft bed is bad for her robo-back; she likes the minimal pad on the floor. Besides, it's only a cuck corner if you're a cuck, and fricking your main slampig doesn't make you a cuck.
Who is even the target audience for this comic
People who picked it up as a teenager and are now trapped until it ends.
LGBTQI~whatevers and all the hate readers who gather here and discuss how much they hate it.
i have an immense need to see willow getting fricked all around this room, so i emptied it first
okay done
enjoy it while its here
Terrible
incredible
I like that you added the reflection in the mirror. That's a nice touch, anon.
god fricking damnit I want to frick willows mouth, good job anon
Is Rina Oshiri another dumb Vtuber reference, or just a name Geffy made up?
It seems to be a reference to Rina Akiyama, a Japanese actress and gravure idol who was once named the best butt in Japan. She was in Kamen Rider Agito and Kamen Rider Den-O. Her nickname was Oshirina which combined the words "oshiri" (butt) and "Rina".
Holy frick, is THIS what passes for legendary ass in Japan? And she's not even cute otherwise. She's flat, her face is plain, and she has a weird camel-like neck with adam's apple. What the hell is wrong with Japs lmao
What's wrong with Japs is your homosexuality
outta my way gayboi, imma bout to get it
this is actually the most interesting thing I have ever seen him draw.
Literally Habbo Hotel...
I got my wires crossed and thought you were talking about Hightail Hall for a second which had me very confused
What kind of game is that?
Point and click adventure furry porn flash game circa 20 years ago
How good was it?
By the standard of newgrounds flash porn in 2005 it was passable but apparently that shit was still getting updates in 2019 after several engine and content changes. Christ knows why.
I wonder what Iris's nightmares are like. Maybe she's afraid of waking up with a nose?
I love the occasional days when this comic is actually good
its never good. but it doesnt have to be good to be enjoyable. objectively, this coming blows chimpanzee balls
I want FFCT to watch me as I jerk off and cum all over her room
I want this anon to watch me as FFCT jerks me off and I come all over her belly
I don't follow this comic. Would it be a poor life choice to wish to be Mr. Extremely Large Stuffed Bear?
OH BOY! ANOTHER AUTISTIC CHARACTER!
BEWBS!!