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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stop.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Stop.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wish I could.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dammit jeph stop reading these threads

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh. Another comic telling us he comes here. Hi Jeff.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My name is Jeph, you stupid troony!!

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DON'T TEASE ME LIKE THIS YOU prostitute
    I KNOW YOU'RE HERE

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We all knew you weren’t really gonna make them frick, Haques. We just were talking about how it’d be nice if something actually happened for once. But of course we know you won’t let anything fun or dramatic actually happen.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We can still salvage this. Maybe he fricks Pintsize

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care about the shitty story
    Post the slime girl's butt (or any girls butt for that matter, I'm not picky so long as it's bare)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://files.catbox.moe/zht7o7.png

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I miss her so much. Why did we leave Cubetown and why aren't we back?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jeph what if marten put on a dress too haha
    just as a joke haha

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love when he stops to explicitly articulate the plot. I wish he'd have given us a panel of them smiling with their eyes closed so I could really internalize it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      at least there wasn't a beat panel with a white background this time

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want a robot girl to get pregnant.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We need May and Sven back.

      >Jokes on you, tin can, I didn't wear a condom so good luck getting jizz hosed out of your servos!
      >Ha! I got a robowomb installed! Hope you like child support!
      >Oh yeah, well...wait, seriously?
      >...Oh God!
      >Run abort.exe, run abort.exe!
      >I can't! The stupid thing was made in Alabama!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Run abort.exe, run abort.exe!
        >I can't! The stupid thing was made in Alabama!
        You frickin got me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously next she has to get the lactation upgrade for her giaant blue breasts.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Already had 'em installed, actually.
          >Used to fill the left one with rum and the right with coke. Big hit at parties.
          >...
          >Okay, fine, I'll clean them out before the big day

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            May seems like a frozen margarita kind of girl.

            They're usually full of the cheapest, nastiest gas station hooch she can find.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >detaches boobs
              >fills them up
              >puts them in the freezer
              >takes them out later for ice cold refreshments

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the future of top surgery

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God i want to wreck pintsize's chassis

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want a robot boy to get pregnant

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Faye/Marten/Pintsize orgy, plz.
    Drunken, Faye/Marten/Pintsize orgy, plz.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://files.catbox.moe/jz72xq.png

    https://files.catbox.moe/zht7o7.png

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wow that looks great

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >https://files.catbox.moe/jz72xq.png
      Fukkin' nice!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GodDAMN that's good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        anon no, that's too many babies

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >not wanting your crass, Amazonian bimbo to have at least 2 kids at a time

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that is not for YOU to decide

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        since the thread still alive

        https://files.catbox.moe/pl9fue.png

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Please draw moray in spandex bike shorts

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          HUGE!!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Thats big. Are they squishy? Like these slime toys?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >May, ever since you got those new breasts...
          >I already apologized to Marigold for giving her a concussion when turning around without looking.
          >No, I was going to ask about the naked German kid you've got living in a doghouse in your bedroom.
          >Okay. One, she's Dutch, B, she's got a PhD or something, and three she just showed up one day with the dog house muttering "breasts" under her breath and I figured it'd be nice to have someone around here who appreciates me.
          >Isn't she the chick Marten and Claire brough back from Canada? The one that's been on the news for having gone missing?
          >Maybe, I didn't ask her name.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I demand she install a semi transparent throat mod so I can watch my wiener spooge while im balls deep in her throat and she's garling my nuts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Both are very nice!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can you draw moray in spandex bike shorts??

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So he’s made it abundantly clear that he reads these threads, and that he wants us to know he reads these threads, AND YET HE STILL HASN’T CUT TO MAY IN LIKE HALF A FRICKING YEAR?!

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the girl that you just can't let go of

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You made a stupid version of me in your mind
    Fun fact. The opposite of this called limerence

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So much happens off-screen, so why not Marten plowing Faye in every hole?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >why not Marten plowing Faye in every hole?
      Because he's been unable to get an erection ever since he saw Claire naked.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you idiot, why would anything happen in this comic?!

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Too afraid to have a sex scence.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Since El Jefe has basically flat out stated that he reads the threads, I demand that Pintsize basically just be our mouthpiece in the comic from now on.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I demand gremlin shitheel pintsize back
      turning the comic's OG chaos bastard into an uwu soft boi for the tumblrbucks was the most shitwiener thing jeffrey jackerson has done, and that's saying a lot.

      This is all just a smokescreen for ||the troony being the one that upends everything by cheating||

      I wish that could be true, I wish she could do ONE thing wrong and have it actually unequivocably be her fault and everyone point at it, say "you fricked up", and not just get forgiven or handwaved away.

      I miss when the comic had CONSEQUENCES. Now nothing can be wrong at the end of any one strip, lest the audience on patreon shit themselves that something BAD is happening and has not been resolved yet.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is all just a smokescreen for ||the troony being the one that upends everything by cheating||

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wish, Discord Anon. We all do.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I demand gremlin shitheel pintsize back
      turning the comic's OG chaos bastard into an uwu soft boi for the tumblrbucks was the most shitwiener thing jeffrey jackerson has done, and that's saying a lot.

      [...]
      I wish that could be true, I wish she could do ONE thing wrong and have it actually unequivocably be her fault and everyone point at it, say "you fricked up", and not just get forgiven or handwaved away.

      I miss when the comic had CONSEQUENCES. Now nothing can be wrong at the end of any one strip, lest the audience on patreon shit themselves that something BAD is happening and has not been resolved yet.

      Claire is such an incredible issue with this story. It’s almost like uncanny valley.
      The more the story and setting buckle to kowtow to her and protect her from any and all struggle and consequences the more I (and a lot of readers, judging by here and the reddit) despise her. It’s instinctive.
      She hasn’t earned anything. Learned anything. She hasn’t grown kinder, or wiser, or more considerate, or more skilled.
      Instead, the world groaned under the weight of Jeph’s favoritism and showers her with success and supplication from everyone around her.
      Before this, her flaws were good. Sometimes even endearing. She’s nosy, kinda c**ty, insecure, doesn’t handle failure well, etc. Once those traits were the source of conflict, growth, and plot.
      Now? Just more beautiful facets of the perfection .

      Frick Claire.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Remember when she tried to play matchmaker with Emily and Clinton, and he rightfully tore her a new butthole for being an inconsiderate busybody more interested in her own amusement than with other people's lives? It almost felt like we were going to get some character growth for a second there.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          One of the most vindicating comics I’ve ever read. Ever.
          It’s a shame he did nothing with it.
          The conflict was so real, the fight understandable. The tension was great. And Clinton had completely justified outrage in a way that almost never happens in the comic.
          It was nice when the comic made people feel things. At least it used to make me feel things sometimes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Never forget the four panels where Clinton turned into fricking Vergil instead of a joke character.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              and jerp still had to disarm it at the end with the author quip at the bottom of the comic

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                God forbid he have a single moment of entirely earned gravitas.
                Why is he so protective of Claire? It’s like an obsession.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This is pure speculah, but I think
                >He knows his audience will turn on him if he "midhandles" "sensitive issues"
                >He is vulnerable to this sort of criticism
                >He also makes a LOT of money on patreon
                >Claire is his oldest and most "direct" bit of representation for these "sensitive issues"
                I think he's become a prisoner of the fact that whenever anything negative happens in the comic, the paypig audience IMMEDIATELY get uppity about it and the loudest ones are unwilling to let a plot arc play out to see how things unfold. He's beholden to them both for his positive ego strokes, because if he fricks up in their eyes they will rip into him, and for his income.

                I think he's scared to have Claire be anything other than the perfect self-insert slash "transition goals" for his transfem audience.

                Does he know it? I dunno.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Actually, I think Marigold would count, and she predates Claire. Considering that she was the cause of the stabbening, I think that makes Claire #2

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I think Marigold was an accidental bit of representation rather than intentional, though.
                The stabbening made JJ sit up and go "Oh shit people really identify with these characters".

                I wish I could interrogate him. Did he actually plan to have Claire be trans when she was introduced, or did he slip that in after the stabbening as a sort of auto-da-fe in the tumblrhorde?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If you believe the comic notes, yes he wanted to have a trans character
                see https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2324
                and https://jephjacques.tumblr.com/post/16684038774/no-idea-who-this-is-but-shes-been-showing-up-in

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Good choice. It had been going downhill from there but it was well dead at that point.

                [...]
                I don't buy it at all. This came days after the handstab event after his progressive fans b***hed about Hannelore not being curvy enough. This was how he made amends.

                yeah I too do not believe his notes as they came after the fact

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Even more weird is how she outed herself.

                Like, no lead-up, no backstory, just "Hey Marten, I'm trans" and Marten instantly accepts it.

                It's not organic, feels forced, and it coming after he self-harmed. Why did Claire feel comfortable telling Marten? Jeph could've used Marten's Mom shenanigans for example.

                In the Library stacks, in Psychology, Claire pulls down an old copy of some pre DSM-1 guide, thumbs thru it, and sees Alternative Genders listed as a mental illness. Claire complains, Marten offers some old story about Dommy Mommy hanging out with the Gays and how he accidently ran into them backstage of a Drag show.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                claire outing herself to marten i can forgive, only because she ended up with him. it would make sense that she would want to gauge his reaction before thinking about pursuing him romantically. you're right that it could have been done better though

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >perfect self-insert slash "transition goals" for his transfem audience
                That's the thing, though. How long has it been brought up that she's trans? Like, pretty much the moment Marten shot Pintsize down from asking about her downstairs mix-up was when she functionally became a cishet woman. I'm not saying that there should have been a character whose whole personality revolved around calling her "sir", but just minor things. Her saying that she goes to shop where the robots do because they can tailor clothes better. Her being super excited about a girls night out because she's never experienced one. Being slightly embarrassed about being too strong. Hell, even something like only Marten is allowed to see her during her very private and complicated morning routine. Stuff where, if you KNOW, you know. I can't imagine anyone starting the comic even when I did (Yay trying to get Bubbles' memories back) that would have known Claire was trans unless told by someone else.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, that's the point. The point is that she
                >passes completely
                >is accepted completely
                >gets to experience the occasional onscreen moment of euphoria without any visible dysphoria
                >never gets sir'd etc
                >but is canonically trans

                For a certain kind of reader, this is exactly what they want. Basically, imagine one of the many cis female characters that a certain brand of tumblr transgirl likes to headcanon as trans, but take out the "has to headcanon" qualifier. That's it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Which is fine in its own way; everyone's entitled to a little wish fulfillment now and again. But it just feels narratively hollow. It's like fricking Marten turned her into a real girl.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. As a character to exist she's fine, but when the story is drawn out over two decades and she's the pedestal-dwelling perfect girl it's got old.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                One time she said she was glad she doesn’t get periods. But that scene was very specifically constructed just to establish how and when exactly Faye and Bubbles learned she was trans, so the audience wouldn’t have to ask “So, do they know?” anymore.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't remember how exactly that scene played out, but unless you looked trans, that wouldn't even be my first guess. A hysterectomy due to ovarian cysts or cancer would be much more likely I would think, then being a trans woman who isn't obviously trans.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It went something like:
                >Faye: Bleh. I got the period shits.
                >Claire: Oh, I’m glad I don’t get periods.
                >Faye: You don’t? Why?
                >Claire: I’m trans.
                >Faye: Oh, ok. Is it cool if I tell Bubbles?
                >Claire: Sure.

                It was exceedingly boring and direct. I don’t even remember if there was a punchline. The intended humor may have been that they both looked miserable: Faye because of the aforementioned diarrhea, and I think Claire had a hangover or had recently pulled an all nighter studying for an exam or something.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >clinton walked right into that tree

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >The tension was great. And Clinton had completely justified outrage in a way that almost never happens in the comic.
            Yeah, because it is always on the man to go through the humiliation, and society feasts upon the cringe.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Said this in another thread and I'll repeat it for Geoffrey G. Jyacks in the day time: bring back Faye's ex that left for SNL and reveal he's made their lives into a successful sketch showcasing their faults. They travel to your version of New York City to confront him. He points out the fact they can't take a joke, why does Faye now have a robot girlfriend and Marten's in a seemingly non-toxic relationship. You could even have him go, "look, these are jokes and exaggerating the worst parts of you. But you're better now fricking that toaster."

    And everyone gets a warm growth moment.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NO GROWTH
      STATUS QUO ONLY

      Cubetown will literally move closer to their town so that Claire just has to make a morning commute.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        knowing Jacques it's going to be revealed the city could fly all along and Hannelore will have it relocate to above the city or something.

        Marten's new coffee shop will be located directly above the current one

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Even that would be interesting, if only the groundscum were actively vitriolic on screen complaining about their miserable life in the shadow of the cube.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the most ominous thing was "you marry that woman right now" I swear if jerph puts in a claire/marten wedding before dora and tai can actually fricking have theirs (do you remember dora and tai, jeph? they used to matter) I will get a time machine and burn down the internet right before webcomics become a concept JUST to prevent this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What woman was Faye referring to? Obviously it wasn't Clare. Or if it was, was Faye being sarcastic?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I haven’t read this in years. He still banging that troony?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. See the comic in the OP post.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In which you straight up look at the audience, look them dead in the eyes and tell them that you won't do anything interesting.

    Jeph, you're weak, and your creative soul has been dead for years. Get it together.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >meanwhile
    where's steve?
    is he not gonna say goodbye to his best friend?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is this Questionable Content without the Content?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's questionable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      #Vengeance4Steve

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Watch Steve hear about the party and show up, expecting to find Marten there but instead just everyone else. Then he (and his gf if he still has one?) hook up with Ayooooooo

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Glad this is still up, I usually get to this earlier in the day. I know we all give Horf a lot of crap about laziness in his writing, but someone pointed out that today, Stephen Pastis used the same panel all 4 times in Pearls Before Swine.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Terrible

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >no one has requested that

      Alrighty maybe Jeph isn't reading these threads after all

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      JEEEEEPH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >no one has requested that

      Alrighty maybe Jeph isn't reading these threads after all

      No, he totally is. We talk about Dr. e-girl sucking Fae's FAT FRICKING breasts all the time. dbaru even graced us with some content for it.

      https://files.catbox.moe/6qxe0v.png

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Last panel should have Bubbles looking away while Faye and Marten glare at Pintsize.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just let Pintsize be Pintsize you hack.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >faye getting paid to have people suck on her breasts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pintsize didn't even do anything wrong, holy frick. Everyone else was having a sketchy conversation. Commenting on it, which he didn't even do, isn't as bad as anything they said.

      Pintsize needs to get his old body back and go hang out with Steve and the other depreciated not-shit characters. It's a small group but it's better than this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >this is what happens when you live in a universe where Sweet Baby took over

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I need to see the milk coming out.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If he isn't going to be consistent with characters, stick to storylines, have any conflict and drama in the strip or just introducing new characters every couple of years out of boredom why doesn't he just draw porn and make his megabucks that way?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't he already try smut once and it went terribly?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It just wasn't received by his paypigs well. We liked it. This is official by the way:

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >We
          Leave me out of this, that's horrible

          He didn't even put the butthole in the right place

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >He didn't even put the butthole in the right place
            It's a robot, you can put it wherever you want.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because he sort of can't draw. Like hes great at drawing the characters standing in 3/4 or profile talking to each other, but poses and fricking probably elude him. There's also the glaring issue of his refusal/fear of articulating, visually or otherwise, the status of Claire's genitals

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Clare only mentioned hormone treatment. Horsewiener confirmed. Martens facial expression when seeing it really was him adapting to the idea that he's going to be walking funny for the rest of his life.

        "Oh man, if I thought ~~*her*~~ personality was a pain in the ass....."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ...sauce?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure that's Dave Willis' official dumbing of age porn, from his patreon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He isnt good at it.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He’s been making this godawful comic for 20 years and his art has somehow barely improved or at the very least stagnated completely over the last decade. The frick happened?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Assuming that isn't rhetorical, much like a syndicated newspaper cartoonist he burned out on getting creative or emotional fulfillment from the comic so steadied out to a baseline that he can reliably shit out in a handful of hours the day before deadline. He can draw more complex scenes, more interesting perspectives, and finer detail; he just lacks the will to care now that he is shackled to this decades-long opus, as if captain ahab were lashed to the side of the white whale and doomed to drown alongside it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Assuming that isn't rhetorical, much like a syndicated newspaper cartoonist he burned out on getting creative or emotional fulfillment from the comic so steadied out to a baseline that he can reliably shit out in a handful of hours the day before deadline. He can draw more complex scenes, more interesting perspectives, and finer detail; he just lacks the will to care now that he is shackled to this decades-long opus, as if captain ahab were lashed to the side of the white whale and doomed to drown alongside it

      Because he sort of can't draw. Like hes great at drawing the characters standing in 3/4 or profile talking to each other, but poses and fricking probably elude him. There's also the glaring issue of his refusal/fear of articulating, visually or otherwise, the status of Claire's genitals

      the art and the story peaked 15 years ago

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You’re beautiful was almost 10 years ago
        wild

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        2009 was when I started and Hanners was the reason. Emily being added being the tall girl waifu bait some time later, and I think I jumped ship at "You're beautiful".

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Good choice. It had been going downhill from there but it was well dead at that point.

          If you believe the comic notes, yes he wanted to have a trans character
          see https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2324
          and https://jephjacques.tumblr.com/post/16684038774/no-idea-who-this-is-but-shes-been-showing-up-in

          I don't buy it at all. This came days after the handstab event after his progressive fans b***hed about Hannelore not being curvy enough. This was how he made amends.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The funny bit is that an email accusing him of fatshaming Marigold is what caused "The Stabbening" and him outing Claire as Trans.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Saying Terrible and yet still posting this shit every day is still a shit shill thread Jeff.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This shit's still going? Damn.

    I should go reread the first few years worth of comics for music recommendations.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I should go reread the first few years worth of comics for music recommendations
      This comic isn't about music anymore, even if the music Hacks made is actually pretty decent.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had managed to forget what they did to Pintsize. I am upset at this thread for reminding me.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only funny comic I remember from this was when that girl(?) took off her pants infront of the guy and said "well, this is me" and the last panel was the kid saying GEE BILL, TWO WEINERS?

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