Fat Fricking Chuuni breasts! So goddamn high she's started stripping! Liz is completely blown out of her skull and swapped arms with b***h bot but forgot about it and is low-key having a panic attack but trying to play it cool! Clinton and Claire are making out with other! They've started frotting right in the middle of the living room! The combined weight of their massive wieners has broken the coffee table! Hanners is having a bad reaction and her subjective perception of time has come to a stand still! Seconds stretch into hours as she spirals deeper and deeper into a dark and disturbing headspace!
Jesus christ can Jeph not write anything where it's "XYZ character gets drunk, says stupid shit" or "XYZ character gets high, says stupid shit" that's like 98 percent of the comic these days.
Nobody even does ANYTHING interesting when high or drunk, they are just the fricking same.
Anything spicier than this will upset the dark god Tumm-b'lrr, and if High Priest Jeph makes Tumm-b'lrr angry, he'll have to appease the furious god with another blood tribute.
I'm convienced the only reason this comic is popular and keeps going is the constant updating for x amount of years. Plus the low-tier effort of making Claire this idealized character that can do no wrong. After the Claire and what-his-face romance, he doubled down on all the gay shit. Plus he has lots of leftist friends who write articles and shilled his comic for years for being so milquetoast.
It's all so performative. IF it didn't pay the bills, I doubt he'd do it. It's very far off from the original edgier version of the comic.
You're late, gay!
The gay bar doesn't have good reception on the bathroom stalls mr Satan.
I went to see Don Giovanni, which was a great time
BIG
FAT
CHUUNI
TATS
Fat Fricking Chuuni breasts! So goddamn high she's started stripping! Liz is completely blown out of her skull and swapped arms with b***h bot but forgot about it and is low-key having a panic attack but trying to play it cool! Clinton and Claire are making out with other! They've started frotting right in the middle of the living room! The combined weight of their massive wieners has broken the coffee table! Hanners is having a bad reaction and her subjective perception of time has come to a stand still! Seconds stretch into hours as she spirals deeper and deeper into a dark and disturbing headspace!
OK I call bullshit. No black person past the age of 13 has never hit a weed vape at this point in the game. Goof is an idiot
Wow! now only featuring characters I dislike! Please hurry up and have the dykes married so we can retrun to cubetown
Jesus christ can Jeph not write anything where it's "XYZ character gets drunk, says stupid shit" or "XYZ character gets high, says stupid shit" that's like 98 percent of the comic these days.
Nobody even does ANYTHING interesting when high or drunk, they are just the fricking same.
They say to write what you know
Anything spicier than this will upset the dark god Tumm-b'lrr, and if High Priest Jeph makes Tumm-b'lrr angry, he'll have to appease the furious god with another blood tribute.
I'm convienced the only reason this comic is popular and keeps going is the constant updating for x amount of years. Plus the low-tier effort of making Claire this idealized character that can do no wrong. After the Claire and what-his-face romance, he doubled down on all the gay shit. Plus he has lots of leftist friends who write articles and shilled his comic for years for being so milquetoast.
It's all so performative. IF it didn't pay the bills, I doubt he'd do it. It's very far off from the original edgier version of the comic.
This sucks more than usual. That's an achievement.
At least every single one of these ~~*people*~~ are a genetic dead end.
bro, theyre not real. go be leave
seriously though, where the FRICK is the slime girl
WILLOW HAS HUGE POTATOES!!
so are they all lesbians or?
No, not all of them. Claire is a homosexual, he fricks men.
I wish that vape pen was my penis.
it's already the right size
duuuuuuude
weeed
Damn he tried a new perspective, good for him
he draws better one-handed
If there's one thing I trust Jeph to draw, it's a pair of fat breasts in a tight shirt.
There is no way that trainwreck of a human being has never toked on a doobie.